Annihilation

Johnny Side Story #1: A Heated Battle! Flameman vs Fireman!

The light of the sun gently shined through a small crack in the roof of Johnnys room. The Light was ironicly aimed at his eyes, he yawned and slowly got out of bed, his hair a mess and with a groggy look on his face.

Johnny: Nyyyaaah.... morning again, damn I need to get to bed early..

He slowly got out of bed and went to the pile of clothes on the floor near his bed, he often falls asleep on the pile of clothes sometimes, the clothes where dirty and stunk of cat....

Johnny: Now wait sha'll I wear today....

His eyes skimmed the pile of clothes, consisting of nothing but purple sweatshirts, blue jeans and boxers with cat faces on them...

Johnny: This outfit looks nice... *Takes the set at the left side and puts on his clothes, his head dropping slightly from still being half asleep* clothes on the left side always fell better..

He walks over to the set of curtains crudley hanged up as doors inside the AH base, or what he calls home, he slowly pulls them open, his face brightens.

Johnny: TAIIIIIYYOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *He yells as loud as he can*

Everyone in the base yells "SHUT UP DAMNIT!" he does this routine every day, he enjoys there suffering in the morning...

Nijubu: Floofie, could you not do that every morning...where all half asleep for gosh sakes!

Johnny: Awww, but I like doing it! *Crosses his arms and closes his eyes makeing a pouty face*

The litte cat boy sighs and walks off into the kitchen where Jeremy, Matt, Stuart and the others are.

Jeremy: Man, Fate hasn't given us any information on the next gamma piece for awhile....

Matt: Maybe hes busy doing....secrety stuff...you know, like all secret people do...

Stuart: Well that would make some sense....

Jeremy: *Before Johnny enters the kitchen* I smell cat...

Johnny: Well, I smell......*Smells* Ugh, your right....oh well...

Johnny sits in a chair, which has a few books on top he set there to make himself look taller...

Johnny: Im hungry, whats for breakfeast....

Jeremy: Nothing, we dont have any food, because some one forgot to go out and GET some....

Matt: Could you do me a favor and shut the fu-

Johnny: Fudge up!!!!

Jake: I wish I had some fudge or something to eat.. Im so hungry I could eat a horse...

Beastman.exe: I just ate a horse virus!

Jake: Thats....intresting..

Bubbleman.exe: That was something we didnt want to know.

Flameman.exe: So I said to her "Every seen the size of a program advance cannon, because I got one bigger then that!"

Bubbleman.exe: Okay, now that was something I DEFFINITLY didnt want to hear! >_<

Flashman.exe: Ugh, no wonder you cant get any chicks, your pick up lines a awful...

Flameman.exe: Well the name "Flashman" Isnt really apealing to women as well...

Jeremy: I need a vacation....I really really need a vacation from you guys!

Nijubu: Well I gotta go, see you guys. *Walks off toward the door*

Jeremy: Where the hell are you going?

Nijubu: That is a secret....Ninja vanish! *Disapears in a puff of smoke*

Jeremy: A Ninja Angel with a sword....geez, this is a nut house...

Johnny: I wonder where Nijubu went...*Shrugs*

Jeremy: Well I cant stand it any more! Im leaving for awhile to clear my head... *Gets up and walks off*

Johnny: Oh well, might as well go to the store and get something to eat...

Johnny takes his bicycle and rides down the street...he turns left and stops waiting for the crossing sign for bikes to come up.. all of a sudden he notices the guy beside him is none other then Hinoken (Mr.Match)

Johnny: Oh fuck shit cracker jacks!

Hinoken: What the...its that brat with weird ears! GIVE BACK FLAMEMAN!!!!

Johnny bikes off as quickly as he can causing cars to wreck as Hinoken chases angerly. He flies down a flight of stairs and turns sharply to avoid a cat.

Johnny: Phew...just barely do- *Bike hits a rock and Johnny falls over and crashes into a lady*

Johnny: Ugh....man...that hurt... *Face is planted right between the ladies breasts*

Lady: How rude!!! *Slaps Johnny* Ive been violated!!!

Johnny: Owwwch, hey lady Its not my fault I landed in your D cup breasts, it was, however fourtinite there so soft and broke my fall.

Lady: You pervert *Goes to spray him with pepper spray*

Johnny: *Ducks just as Hinoken dives at him, and Hinoken gets blasted in the eyes with pepper spray*

Hinoken: For the love of god my eyes!!! ARGH!!!! *Falls over in pain*

Johnny laughs as runs off again as quick as he can and turns another corner and disapears from sight. He then went through an allyway and sees a bunch of ruff looking gangsters and a pimp wearing a big hat with a purple feather in it.

Pimp: Yo, what the hell you be doing up all in my crib mini max man!

Johnny: What did you call me?!

Pimp: Yo, you didnt hear me down there smurf, I said you a scrawny ass white boy!

Johnny: I...AM..NOT..SHORT!!!! *Uppercuts The Pimp in the jaw* SHORYUKEN!!!!

The Pimps gold tooth falls out and lands into a pile of dumpsters.

Gang Member 1: Uh oh....this dont look good....

Johnnys eyes turn red and his teeth grow large and his nails got longer....the next scene is cut out do to extream gore, mameing, and other horrible things....

Johnny leaves the alley way, only a trail of blood from his shoes is seen, his claws coverd in blood...

Johnny: Dont fuck wit a cat bizatches....*Laughs sinisterly, his hair returns to its normal length and his claws retract*

Johnny countinues to run as he stops infront of pizza parlor. He walks inside to get some pizza for himself and the rest of the gang.

Johnny: Can I get a One Large Pepporoni Pizza with all meat and another one with those fishes on it..

Man: Sorry, where all out of anchovis...

Johnny: *Pulls a deat trout out of his pocket* I'll just use this..

Man: Ewww, no way man, gross!!! *The guy hacks and gags*

Johnny: Eh, maybe your right, this ones bad....I think I got one in the fridge back at the base...

All of a sudden Hinoken comes in all tired and beat up.

Hinoken: You bastard, your going to pay for this humilation!!!

Johnny: Iyyaaaah! You found me....shit...Guess theres no avoiding this...

Hinoken: I will challenge you to a net battle, If I win, I get Flameman, if you win...

Johnny: And if I win, you must be our maid for 1 month, and you have to wear a dress!

Hinoken: No way, Im not agreeing to that!

Johnny: Then I tell everyone your name.

Hinoken: Everyone knows My names Hinoken and that woulnt work!

Johnny: Then I'll tell everyone that you eat babies!

Hinoken: I eat babies? What the hell?! You cant prove that!

Johnny pulls out two tape recorders and plays back the first part "My names Hinoken and" Stops the tape and plays the other one "I eat babies?"

Hinoken: Oh, you are good, real good...okay then, I except your challenge! Go Fireman, Jack in!!!

Fireman apears in the virtual battle ground, the arena is set for the fiery face off...Flameman then Jacks in shortly after, the stats apear and the battle begins!

Flameman.exe: Lets start things off with a bang! *Inserts Cannon, Hi Cannon and Mega Cannon in and uses a program advance to directly hit Fireman dealing a fair large amount of moderate damage. Fireman recoils back from the blast, but quickly uses an Aqua Blade?!

Flameman.exe: *Gets hit* Agh, damnit!! Thats cheating, how can your navi use that?!

Hinoken: My Navis customized powers allow him to control any elemental chip without any draw backs, but is still weak to aqua attacks..

Johnny: Grrr, fine then, I prepared for that as well, Flameman.exe use Summon!!!

Flameman.exe: SUMMONING NO JUTSU! BUBBLEMAN!!!! *Everyone stares*

Johnny: I think he wacthed to much Naruto....

*Bubbleman apears and throws a bunch of spears at Fireman dealing 50 damage 5 times*

Fireman.exe: What the heck was that stupid move?! ARGH!!! You didnt have a summoning chip to do that!

Flameman.exe: Dont need any summoning chips for this, I used some of my energy to summon Bubbleman!

Bubbleman.exe: Mizu Bunshin No Jutsu! *Great a Water clone that apears behind Fireman and kicks him square in the nads*

Fireman.exe: Oh...god..*Falls over and cringes* That...was..so..unfair...

Bubbleman.exe: Dont have to be fair! *Throws another spear that goes through Fireman.exes cheast!*

Fireman.exe: Gwaaaaghh!!! Damnit.... I dont have hands to pull it out!!!

Flameman.exe: Get ready! Sword, Wide Sword, Long Sword! Program Advance, Life Sword!!! *Slices Fireman.exe in half*

Hinoken: NO!!!!!!!!! This cannot be!!! *Falls to knees and beats his fist in the ground* Damn you cheating brat!

Johnny: Remember or agreement? *Pulls out tape recorders*

Hinoken: You thought ahead of this havent you....you are freakin evil, inhuman evi, down right dag nasty evil!

The scene then skips to back at the Acid Hackers base.

Johnny: *Eating pizza* Man this is really good! You guys should thank me for getting you this.

Jeremy: I have to admit *Bealches loudly* You did good this time.. Yo maid, clean up!

Hinoken: *Walks in wearing a maids dress* Fuck off...

Johnny: *Pulls out Tape recorder* You where saying....

Hinoken: Nothing Johnny...

Johnny: *Cough* Erhem.......

Hinoken: I mean, Johnny-sama, lord of cats....

Johnny: Good maid, when your done cleaning the kicthen work in the bathtub, I just got done takeing my bath...

Hinoken: God why me...why you sun of a beach!!!!

The End.

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