In Cresent Area 2...

"I'm so blubblin' bored. " Exclaimed Bubbleman.

After a prank went nastily awry, the acid hackers' PETs went static; fortunately, the navis were out wrecking havoc at the time. But they were also stuck outside. So while the hackers were out trying to fix their PETs, the navis had nothing to do but to sit and wait.

"Yeah!"

"We'll find something to do, Rawr!" Suggested Beast," can we can have a all-out fight? Let's get it started, RAWR!"

"All who agree to this say, Aye." Punk said, "Aye" "Aye" "Aye" "Aye" "Aye" "Pie" "Pie?!" "Ya"

As the navis began to prepare for their all-out melee, they heard a loud sound of quarelling and it seem to get louder.

"Raww....come on, I wanna have my battle." Beast was getting more and mroe impatient.

"They are so gonna get a pounding when I see who's there." Punk swung there, spidey style, his hand reaching out and gripping the data.

The AH walked to the source of the din to discover the Net Guardians were, obviously, fighting.

"Damn you, I am so gonna delete your ass, bodyguard!"

"Bring it on Ganguro Boi!"

"OH, JUST SHUT UP, WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A FREAKIN' CONTEST HERE!" Punk shouted abruptly, silencing the Guardians.

"We, Guardians will beat the Hackers anytime," Serenade responded calmly.

"Tourney style, whichever team wins is superior, deal?"

"Deal!"

"Alright! Flash? You think you up for it?"

Anytime, Punk, anytime."

"Metalman? Think you can beat light bulb head?"

The navis were gathered around a field. Metal and Flash were getting ready.

" Start! Rawr!" Beastman roared.

Metal started by putting two gears on the field. Not to be defeated, Flash put up his flashlights, but a quick metal wheel destroyed them.

Flash then tried a neon light but Metal's gears stopped them (the little annoying buggers they are). Metal used Metal Wheel again and this time Flashman was hit. Hard. Metal then came up with a roundhouse but Flash used his Spark Arm, stunning him.

"Deletion is near, lightbulb head." Said a just out of paralysis Metal

"Just lay your moves on me, will ya?" Just as the words came, a gear wheel hit him right in the crotch.

"Okay, that hurt."

Metal fired up some more missiles but Flash dodged every one of them. He laughed silently, powering up for another Spark Arm, not noticing the gear rushing towards him on his side... NAVI DELETED!

"We are L33T! Kingman?"

King straightened his coat and walked to the field.

"Fuck this! Beastman, you better make this a win or else...."

"Chances are slim, o' beasty one." Kingman taunted

"Never, ever underestimate me, Grrrr!" retorted Beast.

As usual, King brought out his chess pieces. Now patience wearing thin, he launched into a flurry of claws into the pawns like they were punching bags, not noticing the knight silenty jumping on him.

"Damnit, go to hell!" Beastman cried out.

Kingman suddenly let out a sly smile under his bushy beard, "What are you, a newbie?"

Enraged again, Beastman launched a flurry of attacks on the battlefield. Although the chess pieces were destroyed, Kingman still had more than half of his HP left. He smirked, knowing that the chess pieces could regenerate. Beast was now tired out.

"I've checked all of your 1735 possible moves. All result in you losing. Well, let's make it quick. Checkmate." Said Kingman.

"Rawr? You can't do that in a battle," were Beast's last words before Kingman flattened him. NAVI DELETED!

"Freaking weak... Desert, show them your power!" Punk was determined

"Wass....(Easy.)" replied Desertman

"Bowlman, bowl them over!" Serenade smiled at his bad pun.

Desertman and Bowlman both went to the field.

"wassrsh......(Die!)" Moaned Desert.

"Whatever, Sandy, I am so going to delete you!" replied Bowlman. Both navis appeared on the field. From out of the blue, two sand lion heads dashed towards Bowl. He dodged them, within bytes of goring him. The heads turned back for another attack but Bowl dodged them again. He noticed that now, his side of the field was sandy. Bowl fired his Gatling Pin and the slow Desert got caught in the barrage. Desert countered with a sand stone, but Bowl dodged it, but not as swiftly as when there weren't sand. "

You HAVE to be faster than that, sandman!" Bowl taunted, but Desertman was silent.

Wondering why, Bowl suddenly got trapped in a whirlpool. Bowl was trashed about like a doll. The whirlpool stopped, a injured bowlman tried to set up a Tower Bowl. Bling! Bowl was blinded with a flash.

"ARGH! FILTHY CHEATER, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Bowl shouted half-blinded, half-enraged.

"You'll didn't say anything about blinding the opponent when we started this contest, though. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" Punk laughed to Serenade who just frowned.

Back on the battlefield, Bowlman was still blinded. Desert, seizing the opportunity fell some sand blocks at him, seriously injuring the bowling navi. Desert man changed his hands to lion heads again and dashed towards Bowl. The heads made contact and Bowl went flying towards the back... Navi Deleted!

"YES! Woohoo, ph33r us! Go flood them, scuba hamster, hahahah " Laughed Punk.

" One victory only and you're holding a parade, eh? Tsk... such overconfidence. Drillman, delete that fat diver." Serenade said.

"You ready to blub, Drill-Freak?" Taunted Bubbleman

"I can't believe our programming is even related, Hamster.exe," replied Drillman. The battle started and launched their attacks. Bubble made a hole from which bubbles appeared, while Drill changed to Drill Drive mode and charged through the Bubble Parade all the way, heading straight for the fat navi.

"Waaaaah!" Screamed Bubble as Drill sent him flying.

Bubble waved his hands and a slew of bubbles popped out.

"I'm protected by plates all over my body, no bubbles can hurt me!" Drill pointed out to Bubble who replied, "That's why it also has my bubbles have something 'special'."

Boom! The onslaught of mines, crabs and fishes had caught Drill unguarded. He had to escape somehow. Noticing that neither can see each other through the bubbles, he changed to his Drill Drive mode and dug a wormhole getting ready to launch his attacks. Bubble noticed that Drill was gone; he looked in all directions finding a wormhole above him. He sidestepped just as Drill dashed across, Bubble moved back to his original position.

"You have to do better than that," Bubble returned to his original position, just as the Rubble fell on him hitting him straight on his fat head.

Drillman took the chance and launch a Triple Drill attack hitting Bubble straight on.

"I am....the Scuba Hamster of Doom...." Navi Deleted!

"Oh, great," Punk said at Bubble's defeat. Getting desperate, he quickly shouted out, " Plant, Flame, do your thing!"

"Overconfidence kills," Serenade pulled his eye, " Y and D, it's your turn."

"The fiery power of Nature will delete!" Said Plantman, and Flame added a "dude" to it.

"Bushido will prevail!" Countered Darklady and Yamatoman. The four navis appeared and both duos launched their attacks, Flame turned his candles green, rendering his opponents attacks useless. Failing top attack him and his comrade, Y and D tried to take out the candles. But before they could, Plant's vines enveloped them and Flame seized the chance and covered them with his dancing changkeys, like somesort of evil christmas ornaments.

"Argh!" Y and D shouted as the green prison burnt them

"Dude, the flames hot enough for you?" Flame taunted.

The vines gradually disappeared and the NG navis quickly launched a counter-attack. Dark launched the Black Axe while Yamato summoned Backup; the opposing navis confused and getting hit. The assault ended, leaving both partners in the red. The navis charged, spears clanking, flames cackling.

"True honour will win!" Yamato said, while cutting away Plant's vines.

"Yeah? Well, Nature is in full bloom, just don't get hay fever!" Plant sniggered as a yellow rose popped out and spread pollen all over Y and D, paralysing them.

"Ready, Flamey?" Plant looked at Flame, "Ready as ever, man!".

Plant fired the rose needles repeatedly while Flame let out his flame breath the NG navis until they were deleted. Navis Deleted!

"So, each team has three wins, it's a tie. What should we do?" Punk noted.

"We could fight it out, although, the outcome is already known," Serenade again, calmly replied," The Net Guardians will be victorious."

Punk and Serenade appeared on the field.

"Should I call you S-ho-" Punk was cut off by Serenade.

"Shut up the hell up. and you should know I hate Punks," S spat on the word Punk.

Punk quickly fired up a shield and chain straight at Serenade, but his scarves let out a shockwave, fortunately not piercing his shield. Punk kept trying his attacks, with Serenade just laughing out loud.

After unsuccessful Mad Rollers, Punk went for a Double-Go-Round, just as the discs hit S, he felt something hit his abdomen, nearly making half his HP gone-It was the Sonic Boom. S quickly launched a Holy Shocker, bursting panels and hitting Punk hard, Punk tried a Mad Roller and hit S straight in the stomach. He quickly analysed the situation; Serenade was vulnerable when performing his attacks. S knew that Punk had found out, so he/she waited for Punk to attack. Punk, waiting to hit S also stood there. The two navis stood their ground, neither moving a inch.

Half an hour later...

"This is getting nowhere...I suggest a tie," suggested Serenade. To which Punk replied, "'Kay, I'm cool with that."

The navis come up front to shake hands with their opponents. Just as Punk reached out his right hand, his left hand quickly swiped Serenade's wallet,quickly running away with the other Acid Hackers.

"I am so going to kick his ass," Metal said, but Serenade stopped him.

"Nah, the security only allows fire to penetrate when I activate it, and I managed to Press some Black Bombs in..." Serenade explained to the Net Guardian Navis before they burst out laughing, sprawling on the floor as they imagined the situation.

Later..

" DAMN YOU, SERENADE! WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE ON YOUR SOMEDAY! MARK MY WORDS!"

The End

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