After two hours of waiting, the Net Guardians dispersed. It was David's turn to scout the net. Cyros and Moe tried to steal the remote from Kalinka, who was interfering with their BayWatch time. Sam went back to beating Adrienne at Chess. Jonathan went down stairs to "Help" Ms. Stake. And Carlos continued practicing on the roof.

"Dude, this is boring." Serenade sat down. "Can't we get someone else to do this?"

No answer comes back to him.

"Dude, you alright?" Serenade floated up to look at David there the "window" Only to see David asleep.

"David?" Serenade looked in disbelief. He shrugged it off and stared at David. "DAVID!!! WAKE UP!!!"

David moved a little, "Shut up S, Erika and I have some 'business' to attend to..."

Serenade slapped his head, "And I thought that Jonathan was the pervert."

"STOP LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT!!!" Ms. Stake yelled from down stairs. A huge SLAP was heard and Jonathan came back up stairs, with a perfect imprint of Ms. Stakes' hand on his cheek. He slowly walked up to Kalinka.

"Try anything and I'll make sure your pasteurized." Kalinka said, not even looking at Jonathan.

"DAVID!!!" Serenade shouted so loud Carlos on the roof heard it.

David looked up, finally opening his eyes. "What?"

"The official navis are here to test all of us."

David sat up, swallowed a Donut, and yelled, "Hey everyone, the Officials are here."

Carlos walked up first, "What took them so long?"

"Sorry," The first Official Navi rubbed the back of his head, "But our operators got stuck at GoNuts Donuts."

"Dude," Moe said, "That's downstairs."

"Really?" The Second official navi said, "Then was the shoe in my operators donut one of yours?"

Everyone looked down, but all of them had their shoes on.

"Nope, not ours. It was probably the Hobo's. I think he'll want it back." Cyros smiled.

"Well, if you'll jack in, we'll get this started." The first Official navi, by the name of Fred, said.

"Net Guardians Jack-in. Ready? Execute!" David busted an end pose suitable for most stupid Animes.

The seven net navis appeared before the two official navis.

"So, how do we get our license to kill?" MetalMan asked.

"Do you mean how do you get your Official Vigilante License?" The first official navi asked.

"Hey, you say tomato, I say tomato." MetalMan responded.

"Tom-ato." The first official navi looked at MetalMan oddly.

"What?" MetalMan responded.

"You say tom-ato."

"Tom-ato isn't a word." MetalMan looked at the official navi as if he needed a system check, "Loser."

The second official navi stepped up, "My name is Official Navi IGS-01, but you can call me Number One."

"And I," the first navi stated, "Am official Navi IGS-02, but the two does not make me any less of a navi then it does to IGS-01. So there is no confusion over this subject, you can call me B, Number 0, Purple Navi, Version 2, or simply Fred."

The Net Guardians looked at each other. Serenade shrugged and everyone introduced themselves to the official navis. For sake of room and since this author is pretty lazy, we'll just understand that everyone got acquainted.

"Alright," Fred said, summoning a virus bomb. "Each of you will have to under go a survival battle. You will not be able to recover in-between battles and no sub chips are allowed. You will have to use these pre-set folders. You will each have to face seven different battles in a row. Good luck, who's first?"

YamatoMan looked at his folder. "I shall."

A Mettool, a Mettool2 and a Mettool3 appeared before the samurai navi. He unleashed a thousand spear attacks, deleting the viruses with ease. Soon, each navi was fighting virus bombs, and Fred and Number One just kept throwing virus bombs, quickly loosing count of how many everyone deleted. Soon, no viruses were left.

"A whole year's supply of Virus bombs gone just like that..." Fred complained.

"Yeah, that's pretty bad, considering today is the Second day of the year!" Number One hung his head down.

"So," KingMan asked, "Do we get our license yet?"

"NOOO!!!" Fred and Number One yelled together.

Number One cleared his throat, "You each have to find Hidden Data hidden throughout the UnderNet. Enter only if you dare!"

Serenade started waving his hands, "Hello, King of the UnderNet here."

"Brave I see, but everyone knows the REAL king of the Undernet goes by the name of S." number One smirked.

"Yeah, S is short for Serenade. Look, I even have my two body Guards to make sure I don't have to delete any weaklings!" Serenade started to get mad, and pointed to YamatoMan and Darklady. Yamatoman's eye twitched with rage.

"Well, S lives hidden deep within a secret part of the Net." Number One said.

"Yeah, I live at the top of the hill in SecretNet 3."

"Well, S is so powerful regular attacks can't hurt him, he's known to be invincible." Number One continued.

"Yeah, that's because of my scarves, they are invulnerable." Serenade, getting pissed off, summoned a Saint light. "Can I delete him?"

Quickly, Number One came up with a 'clever' plan of defense, "Well, do you want to shoot me now or wait 'til you go home."

Sick of being the second official navi, Fred jumped at the opportunity, "Shoot him now, Shoot him now!"

"Well, listen to the man," Number One said, "Shoot him now."

Serenade sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Whoa, Deja vu again." BowlMan said.

"What's Deja vu?" MetalMan asked.

"Been there, done that." BowlMan shrugged.

"You still have to..." BowlMan's attention was caught by something racing across the ground. It took him a second to realize it was a Neon Light attack, headed straight towards Serenade. BowlMan grabbed Serenade and threw him out of the way. The Neon lights continued and hit Number One, deleting him with his last words, "Save the day!" as the last part of getting their licenses.

The Net Guardians looked at the source of attack. "Acid Hackers!" Serenade shouted.

Punk tucked into a wheel and charged as FlameMan unleashed a fountain of flames. Serenade grabbed Punk, holding him inches from his face. Punk unleashed his shoulder wheels and jumped into the air, just in time to avoide FlameMan's fire. Unfortunately for Serenade, he couldn't avoid.

BeastMan sent his claws into the air then charged with his fangs. YamatoMan used his staff to launch the claws back. He held his staff in front of him, waiting to impale the charging beast. BeastMan's claws and body quickly conected back to him, in time to Slash at YamatoMan instead of charging him.

Bubbleman and FlameMan sent out their brigades of Crabs, Fish, and Changkeys at BowlMan and DrillMan. YamatoMan drew his hand up, and four of his own soldiers clashed with the opposing army. DrillMan and BowlMan looked at eachother. DrillMan quickly ducked into his drill and went threw a hole. Behind BubbleMan and FlamMan three holes opend. DrillMan came flying out of one and two drill bits came out of the others. FlameMan jumped to the side. BubbleMan stood there, letting the bit fly over him. The holes closed. BubbleMan stood back, pulling out his gun. BubbleMan bumbed into something on his way back, a bowling pin. There were one behind where the holes were.

BowlMan ran up and threw his bowling ball at in incredible speed. BubbleMan barely jumped out of the way.

"HA!" FlamMan pointed. Then, a pin fell and hit him in the head.

The orange Darklady and FlashMan stood back to back. "Three paces then we'll see who holds the greatest strength." Darklady started her slow move after finishing the statement. FlashMan turned around instantly and blasted her with thousands of bits of electricity.

"You cheated." Darklady said, still being electrocuted.

"Hello...Villian here." FlashMan reminded his foe. An axe appeared behind FlashMan and hit him, stopping FlashMan from electrocuting Darklady.

"You'd attack from behind?" FlashMan smiled, "Me Too."

Darklady turned around too late. Two Flashlights stood one on each side. She tried to jump, but it was too late. FlashMan came running up from behind and hit her in the back, unleashing his Spark Arm.

MetalMan pulled the Metal Blades off of his armor and started slicing the vines attacking him.

"Nature shall always prevail." PlantMan said and unleahsed he needles.

"Dude, Metal's natural too." MetalMan launched his MetalMissle.

"Really?" PlantMan stopped to inquire.

"Really." MetalMan said and slammed PlantMan with his MetalFist.

KingMan studdied the battlefield, trying to find the submerged DerestMan. DerestMan appeared behind KingMan and unleashed a LionHead. Oddly, someone tapped on DesertMans' sholder. He turned around to see a Pawn.

"Zwawwhoo (What the?)" DesertMan asked.

"I'm here to distract you while KingMan jumps on your head. Since he's here now I think my job is done, wouldn't you say?" And KingMan landed on top of the pawn, launching out a shockwave at DesertMan.

Punk sent a mighty uppercut to Serenade's jaw. "I'll protect the name of Serenade from an imposter like you."

Punk ducked into one shoulder, making it a shield and sent his other arm behind him, expecting to hit. After a few seconds, Punk removed the Shield, to come face to palm with Serenade.

"Holy Shocker!!!" Serenade yelled and unleashed a ferocious blast. Punk went flying backwards.

Punk continued his attack. He ducked into his wheel again and charged Serenade. Serenade transformed his hand into a sword. Instead of striking, Serenade pointed the sword touching the ground. He jumped out of the way as Punk was inches away. Punk didn't understand until he was airborne. He hit the sword and it acted like a ramp, sending him skyward. Serenade turned around quickly and launched another holy shocker, destroying the panels on the ground. Punk grabbed the edge of the panel with his extendable chain-arm. Serenade walked up to the Dangling Punk.

"What are you doing here?" Serenade demanded, holding his hand out ready to send out another Holy Shocker.

Punk looked off to the side and smiled. "To Annihilate." Punk Let go and started to drift into the nothingness below him. He was then Jacked-out. The other Acid Hackers followed their leaders direction and jacked out.

"Dude!" DrillMan yelled, "What was that about?"

"They said they came to annihilate, but the square's still intact." Serenade told. He looked around to see all the destruction that had happened. Over three million zenny of damage!

Before anyone could think of something to say, KingMan turned to the cowering Fred. "So, do we get our license yet?"

"NOOO!!!" Fred yelled. Then he frowned. "Its not the same without Number One. I'm going home."

"What about our licenses?" BowlMan asked, cocking his gun.

"Here, take them." Fred murmured in a depressed voice, throwing the licenses on the ground. Everyone grabbed their licenses.

"WOOHOO!" Moe yelled.

"Yes, we are now Officials!" David started Dancing.

"Moron, weren't you paying attention? We're just Vigilantes. It means we can do whatever we want to fight the Acid Hackers, but for now that's it." Carlos pulled out his sword, fighting the urge to lop off his leader's head. "And make sure that girly navi of yours stops referring to Yamatoman as his 'bodyguard', they're not in the Secret Area any more!

"YOU KILLED AN OFFICIAL NAVI!!!!" Kalinka yelled. "How can you be so happy about that?!"

"Duh...Nuts..." David hung his head in defeat, then started drooling, "Mmmm...Donuts..."

Cyros came back upstairs with 8 boxes of donuts. "DONUTS FOR THE VICTORS!!!"

"WOHOO!!!" Everyone yelled and grabbed a box.

"Did you want one?" David asked, grabbing Carlos's box and offering it to Kalinka.

"Ew, NO!" She said, sounding like a valley girl. She sat there for a second. "OK, maybe one."

She took a bite out of a Glazed donut. She suddenly got a huge smile across her face, "WOW! These are really good. I can see why you eat them so much!" She shoved her face into the box and started acting like a pig like any of the guy there.

"Well, you know what they say, 'You'll Go-Nuts for our DoNuts!!!'" David quoted the business catchphrase.

"Hey, where'd my donuts go?" Carlos looked around. "David?"

"Hey, I don't have them!" David pointed at Kalinka, who finished off the box.

Carlos started wailing on David. "STUPID BISH COWBOY!!!"

The End

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