Annihilation
Annoucer Navi: 60seconds with Beastman where he interviews a navi in 60 second or 1 minute or 1/60 of a hour... oops,off topic and now here's the one,the only Beastman!
Beastman(walking to his seat):Now,today we will interview Drillman! Now Drill,we only have a minute so let's start!Alright,so you were created to be the navi of a gigolo right?
Drillman:Uh...I'm an autonavi.
Beastman:Riiiiight,next question,no time to lose.
Drillman: You just wasted time by saying 'no time to lose'.
Beastman:And you wasted time arguing with me.Acording to reliable 'sources',you originally like like Bubbleman,fatter than him in fact. So,how did you change your looks?
Drill: I never,ever looked like Bubbleman!You are insulting me,ya idiot of an interviewer!
Beastman: Who shall the audience believe?Anyway,you killed a navi because he was too fat
Drillman:I did not,I'm a good guy, you are the unreasonable one here.
Beastman:Less gibberrish,more info. You have a few skeletons in the closets right?
Drillman: Er....no?
Beastman: Sure you do,like you collect Barbie dolls,which after nearly 50 years is still going strong.
Drillman:What kind of show is this?And who hired you,an assho-
Beastman: Times up,so long Fatty and probaly Ugly.Good night and good bye.
The camera fades away to a logo of Beastman and 60 seconds above it.
Annoucer:Welcome to 60seconds! And here's the host with most ,Beastman!
Beastman:Hello,and today,we are interviewing Yamatoman/Japanman/HonourableSpearguyman.The so-called 'samurai'.Let's start the clock!
Yamatoman/Japanman:What is this place?
Beastman: Stop wasting time.Okay,tomatoman,you were a ramen seller before your Net 'Guardians' days,so can you whip up a bowl for me?
Yamato:Baka,I have always been S's bodyguard.
Beastman: Such language! Who taught you that?Anyway, Potatoman,you have always liked Serenade whose gender is still unknown,according to a fanboy who despite being creepy,we completely trust?
Yamato: Are you retarded?Crap,I'm late for 'Bushido with Yamatoman'...
Beast: Don't lie in front of late night TV folks,you nasty foreign guy.
Yamato:That's it!Die,Baka!*Lops Beastman's head off and smashes the camera*
Announcer: Due to circumtances,this weeek's 60secs has been cut short.Sorry.
(Confusion)
Annoucer:His limbs and heads are detachable,he has long fangs, he's Beastman!
Beastman:Thank you,thank you and after my stay in the...*ahem*,navi hospital,my head and arms can go around freely!Yes,no more sneaking arouund to steal stuff at the chip dealer's! Er.....*hackcoughhackcough*Let's introduce this week's guest and start the clock,shall we?Come on in,Desertman!
Desertman(popping out from the ground):Yabba Gooooor Ferther......
Beastman: What, your bear go further?What the hell does that mean?Well...anyway, Desertman, you were a sand merchant at Saudi Morocco,before you turned to bellydancing,right?
Desertman: Ger ou offer fashta!
Beastman:Get out of her,fatso? How do you call me that!You should be calling Drillman fatso!*tries to slash Desertman but he turns to sand*Grrr....back to interview...you were caught two times for drinking too much cactus juice and *ahem* harassing some poor old navis,whats your opinion?
Desertman*floods the studio with sand*:Abber grat youse jaja!!!!!
Beastman: ARRGH!WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!THAT'S IT,I QUIT!IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
Annoucer:This week's 60secs..er... next week(or tomorrow or whenever the director decides to do it):60secs:New host,no more gags?
(Fan Edition)
*note: This one was written by Flameman as a fan edition.*
Announcer: Hes the king of beasts, and talks to met's and is a really ascared of the dark..
Beastman.Exe: I AM NOT YOU LITTLE fu***r
*Beastman.Exe slices Announcers head off with claws*
Beastman.Exe: Welcome to a special fan edition by...Oh sweet merciful jesus!!!!! FLAMEMAN!!! *Screams*
Flameman.Exe: ? What? What did I do?
Beastman.Exe: N-nothing..lets just get this over with..
Beastman.Exe: So, is it true that your a hentai freak and use tenticle demons to molest young navi females.
Flameman.Exe: NO!!!! Im a hentai freak but i dont do that to people...I might touch them..>_> but thats all! Im not THAT sick!
Beastman.Exe: Geesh okay okay!!! So how do you fell
about haveing Less Oxygen as a weakness...so if a vaccum like enviroment would render you helpless correct.
Flameman.Exe: Yeah...that pretty much blows.... -_-
Beastman.Exe: And is it true that you and Desertman.exe are going out
Flameman.Exe: WHAT! NO WAY!!! HES UGLY!!!!
Desertman.Exe: Raaa!!! Shegna runis ka!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Desertman.Exe flings sand fist attacks at him*
Flameman.Exe: X_X Ahhhhh!!!!!
Beastman.Exe: AHhhhh!! GET HIM OUT OFF HERE!! ohh Shii- *Camera cuts off as room fills up with sand again*
(Distraction)
new Annoucer(cause the old one got deleted): He's human,he's Beastman's operator...he's Jake!
Jake:Hi!I'm the new host and today's guest is.....gues who?Beastman!
Beastman:Crud...
Jake:No time to waste!Beastman,after yesterday's Flameman interview,according to the piece of paper I have here,you went to see his erm.. collection.
Beastman: Did not! Why would I want to see his gay comics?! Gayman is like totally gay.
Jake:!!!Look! A ice-cream truck!*Runs off to buy Ice-cream*
Beastman: Wait!Aren't you going to continue the insults?Hey!Hey!
*A ordinary navi happens to come into the studio*
Navi:Can I get some change?I need to buy some comics of Flameman's.
Beastman(running over):Hey!How about an interview?
Navi:Er...okay
Beastman*Evil Grin*:Looks like I'm back in business....
New Annoucer:Next episode:Bubble Bath with Beastie...
(Repitation)
Or...whatever you spell it.
Announcer:And now,a show 60secs in the making...60 seconds with Jake AND Beastman!
Jake and Beast:Thanks,Cif.And today,we have Flameman...yet again.
Flame:WTH?I thought I got interviewed before?
JB:Ya,but now we have two hosts now.So It's double the fun.*shows a picture of Flame's RM form*Apparently,in the past,you looked like Osama bin Laden with a Flamethrower.
Flame:No I do not.I don't even know what that thing is.
Jake:Stop denying,Muslim Freak Boy!
Beastman:And stop wasting time,youbadterroristguywhobombedplaces!
Flame:Woah,slow down,man.And I'm telling you this,I'm NOT Osama bin Laden
Jake:You are sooooo denying it.
Flame:LOOK!I'M JUST A GUY TRYING TO SCORE WITH A LADY!
Jake:By what?Being Osama in disguise and a hentai freak?
Flame: Ok,so I love Hentai,so what.I'm telling you,I'm not Osama!
JB:Woops,times up.Lunch-break time!Bye-bye, Freaky Terrorist*offs the lights and leave*
Flame:Hello?Heeeeello?Hell no?!Ah,what the heck...
Host:Next week:The lost episode with Bubbleman
(Live)
Annnoucer:He saved your life,he rescued your mother and he found the answer to world hunger!He's.......not Beastman!
Beastman:Yes and today's guest is...Bubbleman!
Bubbleman:Blub,where's my free subscription of 'Harpoon Monthly'?
Beastman:Erm...You also won a free interview!Let's start,your brother was Drillman,and together you became gigolo,right?
Bubble:No,blub blub blub
Beast:You're wasting time with all these blubs,so you were always fat and even became obsese at one point*shows pic of frostman*
Bubble:Blub you,blub blub blub.
Beastman:And you organize a bubble parade,a line dancing tema fo navis to entertain you,righT?
Bubble:No!I'M NONE OF THIS BLUB!!!BLUB!*fires some harpoons at beastman*
Beast*is peirced*:Ack!!Navi Deleted!
Annoucer:And once again,Beastman is deleted....*sigh*Good bye and Good night.(I need a new job....)
