By Kevin AKA Makenshi AKA Waveman
*Kevin is sitting in his room on the bed, his legs in an M-shaped position. The lights are
off, his door is shut, and the windows are covered. His eyes stare in complete darkness.
His arm twitches. His breathing quickens. Then-*
Crys: *barges through the room and turns
the lights on* Yo! How's it goin!
Kevin: I was meditating until you made such a
Crys: Oh..... But why are you doing it in
Kevin: I'm trying to overcome my fear of
complete darkness and light.
Crys: So you're still afraid of the dark?
Kevin: Fear of the unknown is a natural
instict that was been passed on to us prepetually by the people of the Stone Age. In those
times the darkness hid predators that eat them. However there is another reason I fear the
darkness which I am not in the mood to discuss.
Crys: Okay, well I guess I'll just leave
you to your meditating while I go do something fun *turns off the lights and shuts the
Kevin:.........I'm bored. *walks downstairs
to find his teammates watching Sin City*
Nick: Man, these guys are superhumans. How
can you survive getting run over by a car that many times?
Tommy: What kind of sick bastard would make
Vulcan: Wait a minute, why didn't the guy eat
Johnny: I wanna watch the movie so shut
Patrick: I kinda sorta sat on the popcorn...
Johnny: NOOOOOO! *pulls his hair out and
Kevin: Hey guys-
All: GO AWAY!
Kevin: Okay... *walks away*
*at the beach*
Kevin: *sighs* Guess water is my only friend
in this situation/
Water: *moves away from Kevin*
Scarecrow: Hey kid. Turn around.
Kevin: Huh? *gets sprayed and the screen
*back at AA base, the alarm sounds*
Matt: We got a situation in the city as
Nick: To the A-Mobile!
Johnny: *jumps on top of Nick*
Nick: The A-Mobile is NOT me. Get off.
*The Ascendant Androids symbol (pretend we have one) zooms in and out on the city. The
androids arrive to find the city in mass turmoil. A strange gas fogs the area.*
Crys: This reminds me of that time in
Justin Timberlake: *jumps out of
nowhere with a machete and attacks Crys*
Crys: *screams and kills Justin
Timberlake with a crystal eye*
JC: Oh my god, you killed Justin! Now you
*The members of NSync start attacking Crys*
Crys: *tries to fend them off but is
overcome by their thrusting motions and horrible singing*
Nick: Crys! *notices a hoard of large
spiders smothering him* Oh good god...
Johnny: *gets wrapped by a giant snake*
Patrick: Ack! *gets attacked by...
George W. Bush: My presedency has
been extended! *Rambles on about strateegery and fuzzy math*
Scarecrow: You shall all experience
fear! My improved service makes your nightmares a reality! Remember the name of SCARECROW!
Matt: What happened to your new outfit?
Scarecrow: Comparison time.
Scarecrow: Kickass. Got it?
Kevin: *runs in* Guys! And Crys!
Scarecrow: So, you've managed to
overcome a bit of your fears, but we'll see about that! *he prepares to fire a
concentrated form of the gas*
Kevin: Oh sh- *gets sprayed and a giant
cockroach materializes and tackles him. They both roll away in combat*
Matt: Ufg... *throws a napalm bomb at
Scarecrow: *jumps back* You will
regret doing that. *fires the concentrated gas at the rest of the team and they all start
panicking as monsters assault them*
Tommy: *uses a gyro attack that slices
through all of the monsters* Unfortunately, the major flaw in your plan is that these
things are real, so we don't have to hesistate to kill them!
Scarecrow: Did I ever say they were
real? They are only illusions that make your brain think they're real! But some....
*the monsters reveal themselves to actually be innocent bystanders that were injured by
the team's attacks. NSync ended up being some of the cast from Passions*
Crys: Actually, that's even better. The
Patrick: You bastard....
Vulcan: *throws a phone booth at Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: *ducks* What the hell!
That was a phone booth! How could you even lift that up? You know what? I'm just going to
kill you, right here, right now! *fires out a lethal dose of gas*
Tommy: You can have it! *turns around and his
blades begin to spin, blowing the gas in the other direction and covering Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: Agh! This is so not over!
Kevin: Argh! *He falls down, unconscious,
and his vision goes black. But through the darkness, an entity reveals itself, snarling
with a lust for destruction. It wielded a sword that was caked in blood, flesh, and other
unspeakable horrors. Then everything was engulfed in light, and another figure unveiled
itself. It shone with angelic radiance, and yet it was no savior. Grafted into its arm was
a cannon that would completely erase anything in its path. And then, Kevin was back in the
underground complex of the Ascendant Androids, reclined on a couch*
Johnny: Myah, he's awake!
Crys: *mutters to herself while looking at
some bills* Who would have thought phone booths costed so much damn money...
*There is only silence for a while. Then the alarm sounds off*
Tommy: Alright, we got a mission overseas!
Everyone to the A-Copter!
Johnny: *hops on top of Tommy*
Tommy: *turns on his gyro blades*
Johnny: OW OW OW OW OW!