Cossack's Comrades

Alpha Season 1: Epilogue 9

The Beginning of the end.

By Drill. Episode 9

We are watching Dragonball:

Drill: Wow I love this show.

Officer Black (on screen): Sir, he is heading to wing 8.

Commander Red (on screen): So he is after the Balls, as I expected. Come on Black, we are going to wing 8 ourselves.

Dive: Wow this is one of the few shows that have a plot.

Skull: And a good one at that.

Pharaoh: I feel so good this morning. I don’t know why.

Toad: This is uncanny. Who woke him up?

Dust: Twas I!

Drill: What happened?

Dust: I gave him 5 bucks to do something for me.

Dive: And that was...?

Just then Ring ran out of the kitchen

Ring: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A mummy bot is attacking me! It also got all the dishes I was washing dirty.

(Remember he got dish duty for loosing a bet during a poker game. Check the Secret Epilogue. The suspense is killing me)

Dust and Pharaoh: Hahahahahahahah!

Ring: IT WAS YOU TWO! YOU WILL PAY! FROM NOW ON I WILL MAKE YOUR LIVES AN EVERLASTIONG TASTE OF…

Bright: Sorry to interrupt your speech, Shakespeare, but this message just came in.

So our Communist heroes read the message.

Drill: No! Not even Dude Where’s My Car is more important than this.

Dive: This can’t be.

Skull: Gary… was… captured!

Bright: It came from an old warehouse down by the lake.

Toad: Let’s get the scoundrel who did this.

So they set off. But later...

*Knock*

Voice: Hey its Gary, open up. Do you have anything to take care of IRAs Hangover? Hello? ... Hello? Must have missed them. I'll ask Hard. After all he owns a bar.

At the Warehouse:

Skull: Come out you fiend!

Ballade: Hello you Communist fools.

All: BALLADE?!

Ballade: You have taken the bait.

Toad: Bait?

Ballade: Yes. Come on out guys.

3 figures emerge.

Comrades: Enker, Quint, and Punk?!

Enker: Yes we are here to destroy you idiots.

Punk: Now feel our wrath!

Quint: You are all about to be terminated!

All stare at Quint.

Dive: Never again, you Terminator rip-off.

Quint: It was a coincidence.

Ballade: Forget the movie, Attack!

So the fighting ensued. Sparks and such flew but one did not fight. It was Drill. He seems to be looking at a metal sphere that looks very similar to…

Drill: Wow it can’t be. It’s THE CONTINIUM TRANSFUNCTIONER!

Ballade: Don’t touch that! That’s not what you think. Wily made that but we are still testing it. This is a testing site. It is a teleportation device...NO NOT THAT BUTTON!

Drill pressed a button and a strange light glowed all in the warehouse. When the lights died, everyone was gone. But where did they go? Find out in the next Cossacks Comrades.

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