By Drill. Episode 9
We are watching Dragonball:
Drill: Wow I love this show.
Officer Black (on screen): Sir, he is heading to wing 8.
Commander Red (on screen): So he is after the Balls, as I expected. Come on Black, we are going to wing 8 ourselves.
Dive: Wow this is one of the few shows that have a plot.
Skull: And a good one at that.
Pharaoh: I feel so good this morning. I don’t know why.
Toad: This is uncanny. Who woke him up?
Dust: Twas I!
Drill: What happened?
Dust: I gave him 5 bucks to do something for me.
Dive: And that was...?
Just then Ring ran out of the kitchen
Ring: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A mummy bot is attacking me! It also got all the dishes I was washing dirty.
(Remember he got dish duty for loosing a bet during a poker game. Check the Secret Epilogue. The suspense is killing me)
Dust and Pharaoh: Hahahahahahahah!
Ring: IT WAS YOU TWO! YOU WILL PAY! FROM NOW ON I WILL MAKE YOUR LIVES AN EVERLASTIONG TASTE OF…
Bright: Sorry to interrupt your speech, Shakespeare, but this message just came in.
So our Communist heroes read the message.
Drill: No! Not even Dude Where’s My Car is more important than this.
Dive: This can’t be.
Skull: Gary… was… captured!
Bright: It came from an old warehouse down by the lake.
Toad: Let’s get the scoundrel who did this.
So they set off. But later...
Voice: Hey its Gary, open up. Do you have anything to take care of IRAs Hangover? Hello? ... Hello? Must have missed them. I'll ask Hard. After all he owns a bar.
At the Warehouse:
Skull: Come out you fiend!
Ballade: Hello you Communist fools.
Ballade: You have taken the bait.
Ballade: Yes. Come on out guys.
3 figures emerge.
Comrades: Enker, Quint, and Punk?!
Enker: Yes we are here to destroy you idiots.
Punk: Now feel our wrath!
Quint: You are all about to be terminated!
All stare at Quint.
Dive: Never again, you Terminator rip-off.
Quint: It was a coincidence.
Ballade: Forget the movie, Attack!
So the fighting ensued. Sparks and such flew but one did not fight. It was Drill. He seems to be looking at a metal sphere that looks very similar to…
Drill: Wow it can’t be. It’s THE CONTINIUM TRANSFUNCTIONER!
Ballade: Don’t touch that! That’s not what you think. Wily made that but we are still testing it. This is a testing site. It is a teleportation device...NO NOT THAT BUTTON!
Drill pressed a button and a strange light glowed all in the warehouse. When the lights died, everyone was gone. But where did they go? Find out in the next Cossacks Comrades.