By Rebel40000 (Ring Man) (finally)
Narrator: It is breakfast time for the Cossack's Comrades, where they enjoy a quiet meal in Dr. Cossack's citadel.
Drill: *Coming down stairs* Gooood morning everyone! *Skips around the table*
Dive: Why are you so happy?
Drill: Dunno, but I feel great!
Dive: Oh yeah? Well are you great enough to play against me on Soul Calibur II?!
*Drill and Dive run into the living room*
Ring: *Stops eating* Hey, you know I just thought?
Toad: *Reading paper* I don't care.
Ring: What the heck is a citadel? I mean, we all live in one, but I have yet to determine what it is.
Toad: *Shrugs* Beats me.
Ring: Oh, well, okie-dokie then. *Continues eating* Hey, since when can robots eat?
Narrator: Just then we hear someone screaming.
Pharaoh: DRILL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring: Pharaoh's up.
Toad: And we didn't even need to throw you into his room...
Ring: Shut up.
Skull: *Peeks his head into Pharaoh's room* What's wrong Pharaoh?
Pharaoh: MUST.... KILL.... DRILL MAN.... KIIIIILLL!!!!!
Skull: Uh, Drill?
Drill: *Bounces in* Yes Skull Man, our self-appointed leader?
Skull: Pharaoh wants you.
Drill: Wonder what he could want? *Shrugs* Oh well. *Goes inside* Pharaoh?
Narrator: Drill searches for Pharaoh, but after half an hour decides to give up.
Drill: Well, I reckon it's about time I headed back on up. Maybe he's all ready up there! *Starts whistling*
Pharaoh: DRILL MAN....
Drill: *Turns* Huh? Oh hey, Pharaoh... What's up?
Pharaoh: You took my Red Bull.
Drill: Your Red Bull? As in what, the drink?
Drill: Oh. Well, sorry.
Pharaoh: YOU IDIOT!!!!!! I NEED RED BULL TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Drill: I think I'm in some shibbie trouble.
Narrator: Elsewhere, a diabolical scheme is hatching.
Ballade: Yes, and with this, I shall defeat those accursed Cossack's! *Holds up a small gun* Mwahahahaha!!
Boy: Hey mister, what about the snow cone you promised me if I got that for you?
Ballade: Not now kid, I'm trying to gloat over here.
Ballade: I said, NOT NOW!! Don't make use this thing on you!
Boy: I'm gonna tell my mommy on you! *Cries and runs away*
Ballade: Good riddance. Now to finish this long, drawn out fight between me and my mortal enemies!
Narrator: Little did the Comrades know they were about to get an unexpected guest...
Ring: *Jumps* Woah!
Skull: What's wrong, Ring?
Ring: My Spidey senses are tingling.
Skull: You don't have any Spidey senses.
Ring: And how would YOU know that?
Dive: Dammit! Even against this stupid CPU I can't win!
Bright: Maybe you should switch characters?
Dive: NO! I will NOT stop using Nightmare! He's too cool!
Bright: I'm just saying... *doorbell rings*
Pharaoh: Dive, can you go get it?
Dive: Fine. *Gets up* I'm going to show the Mail Man a lesson so he won't come back! *Opens door* Gasp!
Other Comrades: Oh, hi Ballade.
Ballade: That's right! It is I! Ballade! Wait, why aren’t you cringing in fear?
Ring: Because you are a weakling compared to us. And what do we owe for this unlikely meeting?
Ballade: Nothing, except your destruction! *Pulls out gun*
Skull: ... What the hell is that?
Ballade: Oh, this is my cricket.
Toad: I prefer the term "ribbit."
Drill: *Dressed in band-aids* As in Men In Black?
Ballade: Yep. Now DIE!! *Pulls trigger, but nothing happens* ...Uh...
Dive: Better get your gun checked. Dive Missile!
Ballade: *Is sent flying* Curse you, Cossack's Comrades!!....
Drill: Well, that was shibbie stupid.
Ring: I'll say. *Goes inside*
Dive: Drill! I challenge you to another game of SCII!!
Drill: Bring it on.
Pharaoh: *Looks at hands* Hmm, I still have a bit of anger in me. Maybe I'll go hunt Ballade down...
Bright: Hey, does anyone know where Dust Man is? I haven't seen him all day...
Dust: *Sleeping* Zzzz.... Huh? What? Stupid normal days... *Falls back to sleep*
Narrator: And so the Comrades continue on with their normal, everyday lives. Which only leaves one little detail out...
Ballade: Curse those Cossack's! And curse their Comrades! *Looks at cricket* WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK?!?!?! In Men In Black you were able to blow anything up with one shot! *Suddenly Ballade notices the copyright logo* Made by Bandai?! NOOOOOO.....!!
Ballade: Wait! I have yet to devise and form a new and even more diabolical scheme!
Boy: There he is, mommy!
Mother: *Hits Ballade with a purse over and over* You bad, bad robot! How dare you threaten my child like that! Why I outta call Dr. Cossack to dismantle you!
Ballade: *Starts running* Hey! Cut that out, lady! Ow! Stop it! Ouch! Hey! Ow!