Written by Sam (Pharaoh Man), revised by Anime Master (Drill Man)
On our last adventure, the evil Met King took Toad prisoner. So the team went to Met City to get him back.
Ring: Oh yeah! Finally some action! Kick ass!
Drill: If we get in trouble, we will kill you.
Pharaoh: Yeah! I'll make you squirm when you wake me up.
Dive: Stop it already. If this is the work of the Met King, he is bound to send drones after us. Be alert.
Dust: Uh Dive. You said that too late.
Dust: Because the Mets are attacking!
And Dust is right. Mets are attacking left to right, attacking our poor heroes.
Skull: Comrades, attack them!
Bright: We kinda knew that.
Skull: The leader is supposed to say that. Now go!
So they blast them all one by one.
Met#1: Why? Why was I created to feel pain!
Skull: Now that they are out of the way, we got to kill the Met King!
Pharaoh: Look! On top of Met Castle! Toad is going to be beheaded!
Ring: Oh no! He owes me $5.
Bright: Boy you are really a good friend aren’t you?
Ring: Shut up.
Drill: Uh guys.
Ring: Not now! Now listen light bulb head…
Bright: Shut up! At least I'm suppopsed to wear jewelry, you crossdresser! Or are you a female?
Ring: How dare you say I'm a girl! You fiend!
Drill: The Met King is approaching at a tremendous pace!
Skull: Why didn’t you tell us that sooner?
Drill: I tried.
Met King: Well Well, the infamous Cossacks Comrades. How nice to meet you face to face.
Dust: Release Toad at once!
Met King: I will do no such thing! Well I have a wager: We fight. If I win, he dies. If you win, he is released.
Skull: We accept your challenge!
Dust: Actually I can't fight.
Skull: Why not?
Dust: I need to do something.
Skull: Fine. But no paycheck for you.
Met King: Can we just do this?
So the King lunges at them. The team blasts him, but it doesn’t faze him at all. But suddenly a plasma shot is seen striking the huge Met and it forces him to teleport out of there.
Met King: I'LL GET MY REVENGE YOU FOOLS!
Pharaoh: Who shot that?
Voice: It was I.
All minus Toad and Dust: Ahhhh! MEGAMAN!!!!
Megaman: Yes. Don’t worry. I wont destroy you. You are just saving your comrade. No pun intended.
Pharaoh: But what are you doing here?
Megaman: Dust called me and paid me 9 dollars to kill him. But I must go, Proto and I are playing cards with Bass. Destroy you later, Cossack Bots.
So he teleports out of there.
Skull: Right... Well, good job Dust! You saved us! You get a bonus.
Drill: Wait, since when did you start giving out bonuses for good work? Wait when have you start giving out bonuses?
Skull: Uhh...Thats a secret!
Gauntlet: Sorry Skull, thats my phrase. Say it again and you will suffer pain!
Skull: Okay. Just don't hurt me!
Ring: Well that was strange. Lets go home. Kalinka is baking cookies.
Skull: Yay Cookies!. But I feel like we are forgetting something.
So they leave without Toad, who is still hanging about to be beheaded.
Toad (Muffled): Hey you pricks! Untie me! I’ll kill you!