* It was one week after the Anime World incident. The team was happily enjoying a fantastic cruise on the USSR Cossack (Pun intended). *
Skull: Team, why are you enjoying yourselves? You should be working!
Drill: Damn it Shadowy, you are too uptight. This is a cruise for Christ’s sake!
Skull: I don't care. As long as I am team leader we follow my orders.
*A dark room*
Figure 1: We must kill Shadowy.
Figure 2: He must be eliminated.
Figure 3: But how shall we do it?
Figure 1: Leave that to me. Mwhaaaa!
*Suddenly we see that Figure 1 is BB, 2 is Pharaoh, and 3 is Ring. *
BB: Damn my laughter triggered my light bulb. I got to stop doing that.
Drill: Read em and weep Shadowy. Royal Flush. You are down $10000.
Dust: Hey this kid wants to know where the bathroom is. Do you know Skull?
Err: Damn…I’ll go over the edge.
BB: Okay thank you for coming Straw Hats.
Luffy: Question: Where’s the meat?
BB: You can eat later. You have been chosen to kill our leader Shadowy. He looks like a walking skeleton.
Nami: Is he that thin?
BB: No he literally is a walking skeleton.
Robin: So how would you like it done? Quickly or slowly?
Ussop: YOU LIKE MURDER?
Sanji: If Robin Chan loves murder then so do I.
Chopper: There he goes again.
Zoro: Okay, we’ll do it.
BB: Excellent, Zolo.
Zoro: It's Zoro. DAMN 4KIDS!
Toad: I'm getting ices. Who wants em?
Skull: Me please!
Dive: Sir, a strange vessel is approaching port side.
Skull: In English, Dive.
Dive: A ship is coming right behind us.
Skull: Are they friendly?
Dive: They have the mark of the Straw Hat Pirates sir.
Skull: CC, battle stations!
Drill: I’d rather not.
BB: Me too.
Pharaoh: Fight them yourself oh great leader.
Skull: Fine I will!
*Zoro comes on board*
Zoro: Okay are you Shadowy?
Skull: What's it to you?
Zoro: Okay…Santoryu style: ONI GIRI!
*Using Santoryu, 3-sword style, Shadowy gets chopped into pieces and is thrown in the ocean. *
BB: Okay here's your money. 10000 berri for each of you.
Nami: Ohh money!
Toad: I'm back! Hey where’s Shadowy?
Drill: Dead. Now we need a leader…and a Skullman.
Err: Wait, I can be a Skullman! I'm good at fighting and have good wits!
Drill: Okay I guess.
Pharaoh: But we need a leader to officially give him that position.
Dust: Why not Drill?
CC: Yeah, Drill!
Drill: I accept. From now on I will lead you and Err is our new Skullman!
Luffy: I say in honor of his promotion, let's have a feast!
Sanji: I’ll prepare a wonderful meal!
BB: I’ll make some tacos!
Ring: I wonder what will happen to Shadowy?
*A PET in someone’s room. *
Coldman EXE: Oh where am I? Huh? AHHHHHHHHHH! I'm a net navi! But how? I was betrayed by my own team! I’ll show them. I’ll start my own navi team to get a better reputation! Hahahahaha!