By Anime Master (Drill Man)
Narrator: It has been a tiring week for the Comrades. After the appearance of a mysterious Wraithman, our heroes have been on guard…well not really…okay not at all.
Jay: Pass this shit around!
Cossack: Wooho! This is what I’m talking about!
Toad: …is he always like this?
Toad: …I’ll take that as a yes.
Drill: Cossack you called us here to show us something not get high.
Cossack: Hm? *Cough* Oh yes. Good news everyone. My latest invention is complete!
Ring: Is it that one where you were going to use on…
Cossack: !!!! NOT THAT ONE YOU DOLT! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT UNDER WRAPS!
Kalinka: Keep what under wraps Father?
Cossack: NOTHING! Grr…Anyway behold!
*Brings out a Game Boy Advance*
Cossack: I give you the DS!
Skull: …that’s not a DS.
Cossack: SILENCE! IT IS A DS BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Dive: Okay…but you didn’t make it.
Cossack: Ah but I modified it. I give you the NET NAVI MAKER! YOU WILL NOW BECOME NET NAVIS!
Kalinka: Use that Caps Lock one more time and I’ll ban you from this epilogue.
Cossack: Damn daughter. Anyway you can now become Net Navis.
Cossack: Not you Diveman. Or you Dustman. I need you elsewhere. No form for you two. Same to you Jay and Silent Bob. I need you here.
Jay: That’s fucked up.
Cossack: Anyway take your damn forms and leave me alone.
*And with this they become Net Navis*
Drill.EXE: Cyberspace rules. I love it.
Bright.EXE: CYBER TACOS!
Skull.EXE: Our forms kick ass. Wait...where’s Ring?
Ring.EXE: …I’m not coming out.
Pharaoh.EXE: Aw come on. It cant be that bad.
*Ring.EXE steps out*
Ring.EXE: FUCK YOU TOO!
Toad.EXE: Someone's a little effeminate.
Ring.EXE: GOD DAMN IT!
Voice: Hey leave her alone!
Bob: As Guardian of the Net I order you to leave this fine woman alone.
Matrix: I say we just shoot them. They are obviously viruses.
Bob: You know where I stand on that. If they are Viruses we can use them to help us stop Megabyte.
Skull.EXE: Listen we are Net Navi’s. Robot’s put on the net. However I say we help them with this Megabit character.
Skull.EXE: Whatever. Who’s with me?
Drill.EXE: Listen to me asshole, I’m the leader not you! Remember what happened to Shadowy? It will happen to you if you do that again. But I agree with you. Let’s help them.
Bob: Excellent. The more the merrier. Now to Mainframe, where Megabyte is in control!
Matrix: Hey babe. If AndrAI isn’t around want me to show you the net?
Ring.EXE: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
*And so the Fellowship of the Net traveled to Mainframe, stopping in the Wood of Esgrad and Mount Doom. Upon reaching their destination they grouped up with their other allies.*
Dot: Bob, he has Phong! What are we going to do?
Bob: We storm the city.
Matrix: I won’t rest until I do in that Virus trash.
AndrAI: Matrix, who is this woman?
Matrix: She is Ring. She’s no one.
Ring.EXE: …I give up.
Skull.EXE: It’s okay ring. I wont rest until you are back to being a guy.
Drill.EXE: Grr…oh it’s on.
Mike the TV: Hey Drill.EXE, care to make a statement on this?
Pharaoh.EXE: *Shoots him*
Mike the TV: Ow…
Pharaoh.EXE: I hate Reporters.
Toad.EXE: RIBBIT! RIBBIT!
Bob: What does that mean?
Dot: You make zero sense!
Skull.EXE: LOOK OUT! IT’s COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Skull.EXE: *Shoots a bone at a female virus*
Hexadecimal: How rude. Bob, you should tell your friends to respect me.
Bob: Hello Hex.
Hexadecimal: Oh my brother does enjoy his capture of the Net. So easy.
*Shoots at her with GUN*
Hexadecimal: You can’t shoot my pretty face!!!
Bob: Matrix, you go find Megabyte. Comrades, fight the viruses. I got Hex.
Hexadecimal: Ooooo I have always wanted you to say that.
Drill.EXE: Comrades, shall we fight?
Ring.EXE: I’m going home.
Skull.EXE: Be a man. Stay and fight.
*A virus comes and hits Skull.EXE*
Skull.EXE: Err…help m…e dRilL.
Drill.EXE: Why should I? It’s only a flesh wound.
Pharaoh.EXE: Drill, shall we go and assist Matrix.
Drill.EXE: Lets go and…
Dive.EXE: Hi guys I’m here!
Dust.EXE: Me too! Woah Ring you got hot.
Ring.EXE: Fuck you. Why did Cossack want you guys?
Dust.EXE: Um…you don’t want to know.
Pharaoh.EXE: I can tell. Lets go kick some ass!
*So the Comrades leave Skull behind and go to where Matrix is fighting Megabyte.*
Megabyte: What is this? No witty remark? Come on little Enzo.
Matrix: I will see your head on a spike!
Megabyte: We shall see. Now I shall use Phong’s severed head to control the net.
Drill.EXE: COMRADES FIRE!
*They attack the virus and delete him.*
Pharaoh.EXE: Thank god he’s dead. Reminded me of Virgil from Mighty Max.
Matrix: Ring, we defeated him. Now we can be alone.
Ring.EXE: FUCK NO! I’M TIRED OF THIS!
*And she unleashes her attack, killing the guardian.*
*Sorry. Did I say ‘She?’ I meant ‘Him.’*
Ring.EXE: Let’s leave before the blue guy comes and tries to kill us.
Drill.EXE: Agreed. Let’s never speak of this again.
Cossack: Ah you're back. How was the net?
Ring: May I see the “DS”?
Cossack: DUDE! MY MACHINE!
Kalinka: I warned you. You’re IP Banned from the rest of this Epilogue.
Drill: So we are down a Skullman. Joy. Okay as far as anyone is concerned he is a missing person. Understand?
Toad: Yep. Though I have an idea for who could be our new one.
*Who is this person who will replace Err? Find out next epilogue!*