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Top 10 Reasons to Move to Gamma 3000 Prof essional

Posted: Sunday, November 19, 2000
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#1: Value. The value of Gamma 3000 extends not only to your business, but also your world. Gamma 3000 is a foolproof peacekeeping robot built by geniuses Dr. Light and Dr. Wily. It will increase computer speed up to 60% and keep you safe from your enemies.

#2: Reliability. Unlike some other programs, Gamma 3000 is incorruptible. He is made from 8 rare elements and is ensured to keep the peace ..... no matter what!

#3: Mobility. Mobile computing is easy with Gamma 3000 on your side! Gamma 3000 is highly portable and works in several different locations including the highly shielded Skull Castle! An extra accessory lets you take direct control of Gamma 3000 by attaching yourself to its giant body for maximum convenience!

#4: Manageability. Gamma 3000 is easier to deploy, manage and organize than any other program on the market! It integrates and takes over other programs without difficulty and is highly adaptable!

#5: Performance. The advancements made throughout Gamma 3000 outperform Windows and Apple put together. Its processing speed is higher than any Pentium of this century and it has been proven in lab tests done by Doctor Doppler, Doctor Cossack, AND Doctor Cain!

#6: Security. Gamma 3000 has time and time again withstood the dreaded Sigma virus that has ravaged our future! Its security systems have protected such famous Reploids as Mac, Bit, Storm Eagle and Zero!

#7: Internet. The familiar face of Netscape and Internet Explorer have been fully adapted into Gamma 3000 with new features and innovations! Gamma 3000 can instantly recognize any virus and destroy it without any trouble! Its interface is more powerful and easier to use than you dare imagine!

#8: Usability. Gamma 3000 is easy to use and offers a tutorial to familiarize new users. Galaxy-wide tests have proven that Gamma 3000 can integrate everything from your Cosmic Wok, to your Teletron 1 to even your Power Battery!

#9: Data Access. When you combine the Gamma 3000 program to any other program it instantly assimilates it and assumes all of its functions. This is because of rare Borg technologies that allow us to store and retrieve great amounts of information and without the controlling nuisance of a Borg Collective!

#10: Hardware. Gamma 3000 is fully functional on any computer system, but with a small additional fee, you can purchase a giant robot body for the full experience! With the giant robot body, Gamma 3000 can fully enforce peace as he was made to! Gamma 3000's robot body has fought and defeated several other famous giant robots including: The Megazord! Krang's Android Body! Devestator! and even the defender of the universe, Voltron!

How To Get Gamma 3000 Professional: Convinced? Then merely send your application for the Gamma 3000 program and giant robot body to Shadowman@cogeco.ca . Add the banner below to your webpage somewhere and link to this very page! That's all you need do to use this amazing program! Once we receive your e-mail and your initial fee of $9,645,981.45 we will add your site to the growing list of proud Gamma 3000 users!

JUST PUT THE BANNER BELOW ON YER PAGE AND LINK DIRECTLY TO THIS PAGE. WHEN YOU DO THAT WE'LL ADD YOU TO THE LIST!

Current Gamma 3000 users:

The Mechanical Maniacs

Clownman's circus

Mega Dragoon Website

Warriors of the Undernet

Last Updated: Sunday, November 19, 2000
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