Big Battles Episode 02: Duplication Destruction!
Sonicman and Dynaman and WavemanPC VS Sonic the Hegehog and Dynamoman and WavemanNES
Torchman: Hello, fools! This is guest announcer, Torchman.
Voltman: And Voltman,
Torchman: Of the one and only true Megaman 3 team, the Sinister Six! We have a real great fight here today as we see some members of the PC team go up against their doppelgangers!
Voltman: And it's all taking place here, live, in planet Zebes. There is a deep pool of water, so Sonicman will be in his element. And Sonic the hegehog has been given several rings.
Torchman: Today the judge is the lovely Samus Aran. Hello, Samus!
Samus: Get that hand off my leg - OR LOSE IT!
Torchman: oooooooooH! Feisty! I like that.
Samus: grrrrr........
Fazaht!
Torchman: YeeeeeAAAARGH!
Samus: Warned ya!
Voltman: Um, ....so, Samus, care to tell us a little about our contestants here?
Samus: Certainly.
Sonicman: An aquatic bad guy, he uses his Sonic Wave to shoot a powerfull sound wave at his opponent! From the game Megaman PC!
Dynaman: From the game Megaman PC, this guy throws dynamite sticks at his opponents! His Nuclear Detenators are very powerrfull. He may have a bad design, but what he lacks in fashion, he makes up in toughness!
WavemanPC: This Airman look-alike can shoot a continuous stream of water that will knock his opponent for a loop! He swims the seven seas with the greatest of ease. Be carefull of this guy.
Sonic the Hegehog: A Hegehog that can run really, really fast, he comes from his own game series. He can continuously beat Doctor Robotnik and goes Super-Sonic if he collects enough rings. *coughDRAGONBALLZcoughRIPOFFcoughcough*
Dynamoman: One of the most powerfull Robot Masters, this guys shoots Lightning Bolt, a powerfull full screen ligthning...um...bolt that hits all oponents. He can recharge and is not to be taken lightly!
WavemanNES: Debatibly the REAL Waveman, he has a hook where his hand should be. His weapon is probably called wave something, but I don't care. He can use spouts of water to block his opponent's attacks, but what that has to do with bleedin' waves, I have no clue. When Megaman has his weapon, shure, very wavey, but when he uses it -
Voltman: THANK you, Samus for that really, um, interesting -
Samus: But it dosn't make much sense does it?? What the hell is so wavy about him!?
Torch: Nevermind about that. Here they come! And they look pissed. Can we get an audio feed?
Sonic: Name stealing bastard! I'll getcha!
Sonicman: Yeah?? We'll see 'bout that!
WavemanNES: Yar....we'll be having FISH tonight, bucko!
WavemanPC: Oh yeah!?
Samus: Alright, let's get this farce over with! FIGHT!
Voltman: And Sonicman immediately jumps into the water! The hegehog is following close behind!
Torch: Now, Sonic will have the disadvantage here. He needs to come out before his air runs out.
Volt: Waveman NES has shot his hook and is pummelling WavemanPC! Now he's been shot by Water Stream!
Torch: Wave man NES is flying across the feild now. Dynaman has repeatedly hit Dynamo man and - MAN! The noble Dynaman has just been struck with a Lightning Bolt full force! He's reeling back in pain!
Volt: And in the water feild, the mighty Sonicman's Sonic waves are causing Sonic the hegehog some trouble. It's very hard to dodge sonics, Torch.
Torch: Indeed it is, Volt. But the noble Sonicman has just been cornered by the hegehog. He's being pounded over and over again! He's gonna have a headache in the morning!
Volt: And Waveman NES has just chrashed into the pool! Waveman PC is following close behind. Waveman's Water Wave cannot block the Water Shooter of Waveman PC!
Torchman: And no wonder! Waveman PC is the SUPERIOR robot!
Samus: And that's you'r unbiased opinion?
Torchman: Quiet you!
Voltman: And depite his great power, Dynamoman has just beaten Dynaman. What a sad day!
Torch: Oh no.....he's heading for the pool!
Voltman: Sinister Six! Watch out!
Torch: And Dynamo man just sent thousands of volts into the pool!
Torchman: ouch...
Torchman: None of those guys are getting up..
Samus: And the winner is...Dynamoman!
Dynamoman: Thank you, thank you....my victory was never in doubt!
Volt: Poor PC team.. well this is Voltman
Torchman: And torchman...
Voltman: reporting.
This fight has been sponsored by the Sinister Six. The true Megaman 3 team and the real Sinister Six.....really.
THE END
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