Ben: Oh crap ! Not you again !
Mandrill: Ook Ook ! Crap !
Ben: *runs as Mandrill throws his feces*
Narrator: When Ben walks it none other than our unlovable and unhuggable Anton !
Anton: What happened Spark Mandrill gave you more crap today ? *laughs*
Ben: Shut up ya little turd ! *shocks Anton*
Rick: Is it nessacary to do that all the time ?
Ben: We was asking for it.
Rick: An invatation came for you today. *hands Ben the letter*
Ben: *opens and reads it* hmmmm....
Rob: *cries* For the love of god please tell us what it is !!!
Alon: We haven't gotten any mail since that invatation to Anton's debut at Strippers.
Rob: *bawls even louder* and thought I could forget it.....
Lynx: It was horrific indeed.
Ben: AHEM ! We've been invited to my cousin Tawny's wedding. *sighes*
Anton: *jumps up* A wedding I better pack my stuff.
All (cept' for Ben): Yeah ! *run into their quarters*
Ben: And I thought I never had to face them again.
Narrator: 1 day and 5 hours 37 minutes and 13 seconds later, our heroes reach Tropical Lagoon's church.
Matt: Is it ok for us to show up only in our armor ? Its your family.
Matt: *whispers* Is it me or is it that Ben really hates his family ?
Ben: Will you shut you pieholes and come on in.
Narrator: As they walk in....
Anton: Wow a family of Dragoons ! Now I have more of them to annoy.
Ben's Family: *bring out their Stun Guns and shock Anton into submission*
Rick: *pokes Anton* I think he's unconicous.
Alon:Oh and I thought he was dancing.
Rick: *tries to zap Alon*
Alon: Hah, I'm not weak to your weapon.
Ben: 'cuse me while I stuff him in the closet over there.
Rob: Yeah, I'll help you.
Lynx: me too.
Ben: ACK ! he's one heavy fungi !
Rob: I'd hate to have a hernia at this age !
*Ben, Rob and Lynx throw Anton into the closet and close the door*
Priest: Oh no, That closet is locked, your friend will be trapped.
Lynx: Why don't you get the key ?
Priest: It's in my office and I have to start the wedding now.
Ben: *Shrugs* We can get him later.
As they Priest starts the ceremony....
All: (Cept' for Ben): BOR-ING ! *fall asleep*
*about 30 minutes later*
Priest: And with the power invested in me I pronounce you Repliod and Dragoon !
Ben and Family: *Do the twenty-one fire ball salute*
Marc: Is it over yet.
Ben: No we still have have the reception.
Ben: There's food....
All: OH YEAH !
Later at the reception...
Tawny: How are all of you are liking the reception.
Alon: The supper was great.
Tawny: WHAT ?!? BEN !!!!
Ben: He's not my dog.
Tawny: Now how are we going to eat?
Ben: Leave that to me, but you'll have to do the dance first. Rob you be the DJ.
Tawny: *sighes* I hope you know what you're doing.
Rob: Uh...hello...*taps microphone* how does this work.
Rob:*cries* I'm doing my best.
Ben: OK Matt, you do it.
Rick: Lets go....
A couple hours later. Everyone is enjoying the meal prepared by X-Force Catering.
Mr. Dragoon: Are you feeling good about yourself ?
Ben: Wha ?
Mr. Dragoon: You and the rest of your friends ruinedthe wedding.
Ben: Why would you care ?
Mr. Dragoon: ARGH ! I planned this wedding along with you aunt and mother.
Ben: Oh momma's boyt is pissed. Now the gloves come off.
Mr. Dragoon: But I'm not wearing gloves.
Ben: Good, the sooner I can punch you *punches Mr. Dragoon in the eye*
As the two dragoons fight the rest of the team watches...
Alon: Ha ! Mr. Dragoon fights like a wussie !
Ben's mother: Tsk, Ben was always one to start a fight.
Marc: Excuse me ?
Mother: He and Myron....
Rob: Myron ?!?
Rob: What kind of a sissy name is that.
Mother: They've been fighting since they were...
Lynx: Spare me the baby photos. $50 says Ben will win.
Father: You're on.
Ben: *throws Mr. Dragoon out of the window*
Lnyx: Cough up the dough !
Father: No way !
Lynx: *kicks father in the nads and steals his wallet*
Ben: Uh, that's our clue to go.
All: *scream as they are being chased out by Ben's family*
Back at home...
Rick: Oh man, I don't want to go to another of your family get-togethers Ben.
Rob: Me neither.
Ben: After that I think they'll be wiser and not invite us next ime.
Rick: I think we forgot something.
All: ANTON !!!
Meanwhile in Tropial Lagoon
Anton: *knocks* Anyone there ? Help me....