NEW Sinister Six
Rich: Here we go yet again. Only this time, things aren't
what they seem. Or are they? Sometimes you know you
have a great friend when you can count on them to trust
you. No matter what the circumstances. Will the S6 friendships
be tested here? Or am I really just a holigram? Mhahahahahahahahaha.
Narrator: With a few new villians and a few new uprisings happening
in our beloved city, our heroes are finally able to
see some action. One morning, the Sinister Six face
their greatest foe!
Erik: *sweats* We almost got it!
Rich: Just a little more!
Gary: It's almost beaten! Come on guys!
Erik: It's moving!
Ben: You did it!
Erik: *sighs a relief* Man...that Pickle Jar was a challenge!
Gary: Much more of a challenge than Super Chaos or The Sleek
Squad could handle!
Britt: *sighs* You guys worry me. Now that we are at the Flea
Market, let's snack! *eats a pickle*
Ben: *munches* Not bad. So why are we here again?
Rich: To check out their new goods.
Odin: Yeah, we were here earlier, had a lot of cool junk.
Rich: Well, I have some buisness to attend to, I'll leave
you guys to your lesuire.
Erik: Where you going?
Rich: Check out their electronic gaming supplies, kinda want
to do it alone...
Britt: Sure, we understand.
*Rich leaves quickly*
Ben: Hmmm...wonder what his hurry was.
Odin: Who knows...anyways, let's go see their roleplaying
*they all agree and check it out*
Erik: Hey...A Transformers Virtual Reality Simulator!
Ben: Sweet! You can actually create your own Transformer
and go into battle! Let's try it!
*Erik and Ben sign on but before they can enjoy it...
Gary: You guys here that?
Britt: It sounds like a bunch of screaming...
*screaming get louder and an explosion rocks the area*
Erik: Ahhhh...crap...let's go check it out. *grunts as he
leaves the simulator*
Britt: It's coming from the electronic gaming supplies place.
Odin: Hey...isn't that where Rich went?
*a large scissor swipes past the Sinister Six and the
boomerang-like blade snatchs some equipment and flies
right back past them again*
Britt: Wasn't me?
Odin: Hmmm....let's follow the blade.
Erik: Look! It's...it's...General Cutman??
Cutman: You fools! Somehow I knew you'd get in my
way! But you won't stop me! *throws a blade into the
ground and it releases smoke around the area*
S6: *cough loudly*
Britt: Ahhhh man...he got away.
Erik: But wasn't General Cutman a figure created by Rich?
*Rich runs in*
Rich: Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I guess I missed the action?
Gary: Yeah, although it was kinda weird.
Rich: How's that?
Odin: Is it possible that General Cutman truley exists?
Rich: I don't think so...he's just a sculpture I made.
Erik: Hmmmm...I see. Well, we only got a glympse of the guy...so
maybe we were mistaken.
*the others nod and call it a day and decide to go eat*
Narrator: At the local Mcdonalds...hmmmm...I'm starting to get
Gary: Ahhhh...I'm in the mood for a nice Double Cheeseburger.
Odin: Quarter Pounder for me.
Erik: I can't decide, I might try a little of everything.
Erik: What? A man's gotta eat you know.
Rich: Gotta run to the restroom guys. You can go ahead and
eat without me. *runs off*
Britt: Again with the running? Does he have to go that bad?
Erik: When you got to go, you got to go.
*a bit later the six are sitting down enjoying their
Gary: He's been in there a awful long time.
Ben: Yeah. *munches* Maybe someone should go check on him.
Erik: Ugggg...I will. I gotta run to the restroom myself.
To much Rootbeer. *gets up and heads to the restroom*
*As Erik goes into the bathroom*
Cutman: *barges out from the bathroom* Hey! What
are you doing here!?
Erik: General Cutman!?
Cutman:: Grrrr...I'll teach you to meddle with my
plans! *He swipes at Erik who barley dodges*
Erik: I'll show you! *punches the General into the bathroom*
Cutman: *quickly gets to his feet and throws a blade
into Erik, knocking him back a ways*
Erik: Uggg...I need help! *runs back to the others*
Gary: What's up Erik?
Erik: General Cutman is here! Come on!
*They all get up and run to the bathroom*
Odin: Where is he?
Erik: He was here! I swear it!
Britt: I belive you. We all saw him earlier.
Ben: Everyone except for...
Rich: *exits the bathroom* Hey guys, finish eating already?
Erik: Didn't you see General Cutman in here? He was right
here in the bathroom!
Rich: No, I didn't see anyone come in or come out while I
Gary: Well, that's odd.
Erik: *stares at Rich oddly* I see...well...he's gone now,
so the restraunt is safe.
Ben: But he's still at large.
Rich: You guys sure you saw him...I mean he's just a character
I made up.
*Later that day, the Sinister Six visit the Park*
Gary: Ahhh...a relaxing day at the park.
Ben: Yeah...but we should be out...looking for that General
Rich: I'm telling you guys, he doesn't exist.
Britt: *whispers* What's up Erik?
Erik: *whispers back* Something's odd with Rich...
Odin: Hey, they got that comic book shop back again!
Ben: Awesome! Let's go guys!
Rich: You guys go on ahead. I gotta make a deposit in the
Britt: Alright...we'll be in the comic shop.
Gary: Come on by when...
*Rich runs to the bank*
Odin: What's with him lately?
Erik: *with suspecion* Donno...
*at the comic store*
Ben: Hey, the latest issue of Baldur is out.
Erik: Wow, this one has more Squall screen time. I love that
Britt: You kidding! The love between Dash and Spectrum is why
I read it!
Gary: Spectrum rocks!
Odin: Yeah yeah...I love The Shock Magazines. Kick butt!
Gary: What was that?
Britt: It sounds like its coming from the bank!
Ben: Yes! More action! Let's go gang!
Erik: Sinister Six Reunite!
*they leave for the bank*
Odin: Hey...is that?
Erik: I knew it...
Cutman: YOU! How do you always know where I am...what
do you have? A tracker!?
Odin: *tries to shock the General, but he jumps out of the
Britt: You'll pay for your robberies!
Gary: *passes Gas* Ooops...sorry.
Erik: Dangit Gary! No more bacon cheeseburgers for lunch!
Cutman: *shoots out a net and ensnares the Five*
S6: *strangle in the net*
Erik: Britt! Cut us loose!
Britt: *cuts them loose* He's gone!
Gary: Again!? Man, we suck at this!
Odin: This is ridiculous!
Rich: *comes out from the bank* Hey guys, what's going on?
Got bored of the store already?
Erik: Let me guess...you didn't see General Cutman when he
robbed the bank.
Rich: What? But that's...
Erik: Don't worry about it. we took care of the problem.
*everyone looks at Erik oddly before heading home*
Odin: *yawns* What a day, once we get home, I can't wait to
Britt: Me too.
Rich: I was going to go to the library, but I've been...
Erik: Go ahead, no biggie.
Gary: But isn't it a bit late.
Erik: Nah. Go ahead Gen...errr Rich.
Rich: Okay...later! *runs off*
Ben: What's up Erik, you've been acting strangly for a while
Erik: Haven't you guys figured it out yet?
Odin: Figure what out?
Erik: How Rich is always missing while we confront General
*everyone looks to Erik oddly*
Odin: Cause he's busy at the moment.
Gary: Yeah Erik...what are you saying?
Erik: Are you guys that dense!
Erik: First It was the Electronics Gaming area, Rich was
there, so was The General. Then the bathroom at the
Mcdonalds. Rich goes in, The General comes out! Then
the Bank. Funny how they both were there at the same
time! Isn't it obvious!?
Britt: What's obvious?
Erik: Think about it...General Cutman is Rich's character,
the two are never seen together, they are always found
in the same place...think about it.
Ben: What exactly are you getting at Erik?
Erik: Ohhh...for peets sakes! Rich IS General Cutman!
*large explosion from the library*
Erik: I'll just show you, come on.
Britt: He could be right...I mean...the two appear at the same
places all the time.
Gary: And the fact that General Cutman is Rich's creation.
Ben: And how the two are never seen together.
Erik: I JUST SAID THAT!!
Odin: I sense some aggression in Erik...
*at the library*
Cutman: Hahahahahahha! Got what I needed! Now to
Erik: Not on my watch jack!
Cutman:: Muh!? You again! I should of known!
Britt: But why steal from a library?
Cutman: With the gadgets I stole from the Electronics
Supply store, The book from the library on building
devious machines, and the money from the bank, I can
build the ultimage dooms day device!
Gary: And the Mcdonalds restroom?
Cutman: Hey...even a evil villain as to go.
Odin: Well prepair to be beaten!
Erik: Yeah...give in Rich!
Ben: Tell us why you betrayed us man...
Cutman:: *takes off disquise* Saw right through
Rich: Yeah, I did it. What are you all going to do?
Britt: All this time...we thought you were on our side.
Rich: Hah! Shows what you know!
*The Real Rich runs in*
Erik: What the...am I seeing double?
Rich: That guys a fake! He was framing me from the very start!
Rich: He's right! I'm not really Bombman. *takes
Britt: Buster Rod G?
Rod G: Yeah...I used magic to try to fool the S6
into false security. But...something else is odd here.
Britt: I knew Rich was good! He's not a traiter!
Ben: *burns the other Six* No, but I am!
Erik: But Ben....why?
Ben: I'm not really Fireman! I'm actually *rips of disquise*
Gary: Flareman? From the Sleek Squad?
Rich: Wait a minute...wha?
Flareman: I posed as Fireman to spy upon the Sinister Six! I had
no idea that Rich was actually General Cutman !
Rich: I'm not!
Erik: Well...might as well reveal my identity. *rips off disquise*
Others: Super Chaos?
Chaos: Yeah...I put on a Gutsman Costume to learn
of the S6's most dreaded weakness!
Gary: Well...I guess the cat is out of the bag.
*They all rip off disquises*
Robot: I disquised myself as Odin to earn the S6
Dragoon: I disquised myself as Iceman to get close
Bass: Well I disquised myself as Britt...oiii...this didn't
turn out so well.
Flareman: Yeah...looks like the Sinister Six aren't here at all!
Chaos: Darn...I guess we S6 villains lost this time.
Rod G: Guess again fools! *rips off disquise*
Krang: Hahahahahahaha! I don't care for the S6, I came here
to study Humans and how pityful they are!
Flareman: Indeed. *rips off disquise*
Others: Mother Brain!?
Brain: *cackles wickely* Studying robots here gives
me an advantage over Samus!
Bass: Oh boy...here we go. *rips of disquise*
Others: Rita Repulsa!
Rita: What is wrong with you people!?
Chaos: *rips off disquise*
Robot and Neo Dragoon: Mr. Smith!
Smith: Mr. Anderson.
Robot: *rips off disquise*
Dragoon: Jango Fett?
Fett: What the hell is going on here!?
Rita: I'm more confused than ever!
Krang: And to think how this all started too?
Brain: And who are you exactly? You haven't revealed
Rich: A bomb!
Fett: Uh oh...
*The Bomb explodes sending the villains souring into
Narrator: Meanwhile in Sunnyday Florida.
Erik: Some heroes we turned out to be.
Ben: Took a nice vacation, leaving the Mechs in charge.
Rich: They deserve it. Haha! Pays to be lazy eh?
Britt: I wonder what's going on in Megaopolis anyways.
Gary: Who knows...as long as it's nice and quiet here. *sits
on a lawn chair with sunglasses*
Odin: *sips a soda* Oh yeaaaaaaah....I can get used to this!
*Mother Brain is seen flying through the air*
Rich: Hehehehehehehe...I wonder how my Bombman Clone is handling