The Sinister Six In:
Andon: Here we go again, on yet another Sinister Six Adventure!
What kind of goodies will appeal to you this time? One
way to find out and read on!
Narrator: In a secret lair deep within the hilled side of Megalopolis
lies Super Chaos deep at work with a new invention.
Surprised? He can invent.
Chaos: Hmmm...maybe if I connect this wire to...(ZAP!!)
Chaos: God !!!
I need a proffesional to help me build this dang gadget.
I better call Dr. Wily for some assistance...(shrugs)
Chaos: I can't wait to see the looks on those idiot's
faces when I blast them with this here gizmo. (laughs
as he dial's Dr. Wily's number)
Tone: How did you get this number? If you are a
Robot Master or a Wily Guardian press 1 now. If you
are a spy press 2 now....
Super Chaos: Crap, this can take a while...
Narrator: As for the Sinister Six.
Tim: Hey all, it's time for some breakfast.
Scott: Goodie! I'm starved!
Jason: Has anyone ever noticed that nearly half of these Episodes
we usually start off with food.
Scott: And you're complaining? (takes a stack of pancakes and
gulps it down in one bite)
IRA, Tim, and Jason: 0_0 Oh my god!
Andon: Definatly do not, I repeat, do not challenge Scott to
an all out eating contest...
Gary: (comes into the room) Nooooooooo.....REALLY!? Now, are
we ready to go yet?
Tim: Oh! I completly forget about the team meeting!
Gary: That's why we are in our armor ya big idiot! To be ready
Tim: (throws the table at Iceman knocking the food off)
Scott: Not food! Eating! (dives to the floor)
Tim: Nobody calls me an idiot... Now let's go. Sinister Six
IRA: What the? That's a first.
Jason: Did it malfunction? Shortcircuit?
(everyone turns to Scott, who is still gorging himself
on the floor)
and IRA: Oh, nevermind.
(Tim pulls Scott away from the floor)
Scott: Can't! Still eating! (breaks free and attacks floor)
Tim: Come on Scott!!
Andon: Just take the food and lure him to the group, once he's
in the group, then say the fraise. It should work.
Tim: Worth a try I guess. (approaches Scott's food)
Scott: BACK OFF! (Snaps at his hand and goes back to eating)
Jason: Holy man!
He's really messed up!
(Tim tries to take the food again, but Scott got into
defensive and threw a bomb at him)
Tim: DAMN! AND HE KNOWS EXPLOSIVES ARE MY WEAKNESS!! (gets
blown into seperate peices)
(The others sigh)
Andon: Welp, this could take a while, mainly since we can't
teleport unless we all are in one peice, and Scott is
being the robot garbage disposal again, and of course...
Gary: (throws a pillow at Andon)
Narrator: At the meeting, the Mechanial Maniacs are getting started.
Gauntlet heads to the back of the building to call the Six...after all they
Gauntlet: Damn them guys. They are running late again! I wonder
what their excuse will be this time. (turns on his JLA
Chaos: (bardges though the back door) Hey there
Gauntlet: Oh hey Super Chaos...(thinks for a minute) SUPER CHAOS!
Chaos: That's me, you'll be perfect for the first
test subject with my new invention.
Gauntlet: That is if you can catch me (gets into battle stance)
(Super Chaos pulls out a small laser gun and fires a
red blast of energy)
Gauntlet: (dodges the blast) You missed ya big blob!
Chaos: Hmmm...okay. I'll try this! (fires a blue
blast at Gauntlet)
Gauntlet: (uses stealth to dodge, but only to find out the blue
blast is homing)
(He gets hit directly)
Chaos: Different color laser, but the effect is
Gauntlet: What have you done to me...(looks at himself)
Chaos: (laughs evilly) It worked!
Gauntlet: I feel like I've been degraded...(flings an 8-bit version
of his Shadow Blade at Super Chaos)
(it bounces off)
Chaos: YESSS! IT WORKS! All 8-bit attacks won't
hurt me! The test is over Gauntlet, and since you're
not my enemy, I'll leave you to Galvatron to finish
you off! Now to go after the six!
(Super Chaos leaves in a bright flash)
Gauntlet: Damn! I gotta warn the Six! (tries his JLA Divice, but
it doesn't work)
Gauntlet: Oh boy, I guess the signal degraded down along with
me. I hope the others Mechanical Maniacs don't find
me. They'll surly have their fun...
Gal: Hey! Look what I found! Gauntlet at his weakest!
Gauntlet: Oh great. (growns)
Narrator: The Six finnally manage to get Tim repaired while Scott
finished eating until there was nothing left. Then they
arrived at the building where the secret meeting was
to take place.
Welp, incase we run into problems I brought along a
pet to help help out.
Tim: A Pet? Should I ask?
Sure if you want. Come on out Bloopy!
,Andon, Scott, Jason, and IRA: ...............
Gary: Shadow Blade let me keep him. Ever since I visited his
under water oasis, his pet Blooper has followed me ever
since, now we are best buddies, isn't that right Bloopy!
Blooper: (bites his nose)
Gary: Son of a !
(runs around with the Blooper attached to his nose)
Now that was funny.
With the sudden commotion from inside the building out
comes Gauntlet in his new form.
Gauntlet: Some friends you guys are! (slams the door)
Gauntlet walks up to the six and stares up at them
Jason: (Stares down at Gauntlet) Whoah...you look different.
NO CRIPES I LOOK DIFFERENT! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO AN
Gary: (pulling the Blooper off his nose) No need to get bent
out of shape about it, at least I'm not the short one
Gauntlet let loose several Shadow Blades at the menicing
Eskimo, only to have them reflected off.
Gauntlet: Damn, you are one lucky prankster.
Tim: Serioulsy though, how the heck did this happen?
Gauntlet: Well, let's just say Super Chaos developed some kind
of 8-bit transformation device and he set his sites
on testing it on me. Now he's coming after you with
Andon: Yikes! For a big blob idiot, this is actually a very
sneaky tactic. Being an 8-bit sprite definatly lowers
our capabilties by 10 fold, heck...even a 32-bit Metool
can wipe up the floor with an 8-bit Robot Master...no
offense my ninja 8-bit friend.
(hurls a Shadow Blade at Andon even knowing that it
will bounce off) None taken.
Andon: I sence some aggression in Gauntlet.
IRA: I would be pissed too if I was a puny 8-bit sprite.
Then in an instant a large blue blast blazed through
IRA, and in a puff of smoke...well...let's just say,
he's going to be pissed.
IRA: WHAT THE
Scott, Jason, Gary, and Andon: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Intense laughing coming from the background)
Chaos: Haha! I got you little runts now! Prepare
to be degraded!
Super Chaos fires several red blasts at the Six.
Tim: Look out! (dodges the lasers)
The others do the same.
Gauntlet: (takes a laser blow, nothing happens) Welp, the gun
won't affect me anymore, might as well try to fight
Gauntlet attemps a jump kick at Super Chaos only to
get knocked back by the massive beast.
IRA: Eat this!! (Fires a douse of Flames at Super Chaos)
Chaos: (sitting in a lawn chair with sunglasses)
Man that feels good, do that again Fireman.
Super Chaos knocks IRA with a mere flick from his finger
while the rest of the six cower in a corner.
Tim: We have to do something! IRA and Gauntlet can't touch
Super Chaos! We are the ones that can!
Jason: True...but if we get blasted by the laser, we'll be
as helpless as them.
Scott: Finally I get to say something...anyways...ummm...crap.
I forget what I was going to say.
Well, We need to use some sort of defense to avoid getting
hit by that ray.
Ice gets cut off by a Robot charging out into the field.
Jonathan: HIYA! I'll help you out Sinister Six! If it gets more
parts to star in this series...I'll be a hero!
Clownman grabs a hold of several light poles and does
a strange trapeze act in front of Super Chaos.
Chaos: (Blasts Clownman with the Ray gun)
Jonathan: Was that supposed to hurt? I didn't feel a thing.
Totally unaware of his 8-bit looks (cause nobody has
really seen Clownman as a 8-bit sprite before) does
his Trapeze Attack on Super Chaos.
(It bonks off)
Jonathan: Hey! What gives!
Tim: Okay! Let's go! Sinister Six Reunite!
With that Flash the Six teleport all over Super Chaos
trying to grab the gun from his hands.
Andon: It worked! We got him by complete surprise! (grabs the
Chaos: NOOOOO! You little welches! NOW BASS!
Before Andon could fire the ray at Super Chaos, he teleports
away and a blue light of energy zaps the five remaining
members of the Six.
Bass: Got 'em! (Bass Stood with another Ray gun exactly like
Chaos: (Appearing next to Bass) Fools! Do you really
think that I'd go down that easily!
Tim: Come to think of it...yes. (signaling to Andon who still
ports Super Chaos' gun) FIRE!!
Andon: (fires the ray at Super Chaos and Bass...only to find
out it had no effect.)
Jonathan: What the!? How is that possible!?
Scott: Huh...? I'm confused.
Tim: You're always confused Scott.
Gary: (felt a Shadow Blade hit his back side) OWCH!!
Gauntlet: There we go. 8-bit sprites can hurt other 8-bit sprites.
Revenge is sweet...anyways, being the smart ninja that
I am, I know why the ray didn't work.
Andon: Me as well my Star throwing friend.
and Gauntlet: You see, this gun was zapped along
with us, which shrunk down its capabilites as well,
Tim: It's useless.
and Gauntlet: Exactly!
Chaos: We did it Bass! The Sinister Six can no longer
stop us! We are free to destroy the city!!
Bass: Right! Finally, we can go have some fun!
And after that Super Chaos and Bass leave the scene
in a bright flash of light.
Blooper: (bounces up and down)
Gary: Hey, the gun didn't affect my Blooper.
Gauntlet: Maybe the ray only affects Megaman Characters...
Andon: Either that, or that Blooper is already an 8-bit sprite.
Blooper: (continues bouncing leaving cracks in the pavement)
Jonathan: Look! An 8-bit sprite can't do that! (Clown shocks the
ground to prove that it does no damage)
Tim: Yeah...I think Gauntlet is right. Maybe the ray doesn't
affect non Megaman Characters. No use trying to get
the rest of the Mechanical Maniacs to help, cause they'll
be just as vulnerable to the ray as us.
Jason: Even so, Gary's pet isn't strong enough to get the gun
back from Bass.
Andon: True, but with this gun, even though it doesn't work,
we maybe able to analize it to see how it functions.
Maybe come up with a antidote.
Tim: Awesome Idea! Back to Sinister HQ and to the lab! Sinister
IRA: Obviously that doesn't work.
Andon: Right. The teleportation device shrunk along with us,
making it impossible to work, even Scott should know
Scott: Know what?
Andon: Sorry, I don't rest my case on that one.
Gary: (groans) Does this mean we have to walk back to Sinister
Gauntlet: Nah, you guys can use our lab. Come on in.
The others follow Gauntlet inside.
Tops: Well, if it isn't old Shadow Man. How does it feel to
be the outcast now?
Gauntlet: Don't start with me. Once I get back to my 32-bit self
you all are going to get it.
Gal: Yeah, lighten up Top. I mean...yeah, he stoll
the spotlight at times...
Sean: All the time.
Gal: Just give him a break! And if you all didn't
notice we have celebrities in here! The Sinister Six!
Gizmo: Whoah. I didn't even notice them. They are 8-bit too?
Jonathan: Hello! Attention here! (waves his hand)
The Mechanical Maniacs surround the six.
Jacob: How the heck did you guys become 8-bit? Same as Gauntlet
Gary: Yup. Now I'm shorter than my own pet!
Blooper: (starts sniffing Gauntlet)
Gauntlet: Ummm....Ice...CALL IT OFF!!
Jonathan: (juggles balls while riding a unicycle) It's Clownman!
From The Clownman's Circus! See me!!
Sean: If the Sinister Six are this weak...then maybe we can
Jason: Don't even think about it.
Sean: Yeah...oh well, I guess you guys are going to try to
figure out how to get back to normal.
Tim: You got it. We need to use your lab, if you don't mind.
Tops: Nah, we don't mind. Go right ahead. Anything for the
Jonathan: (bouncing around) HEY!! WHAT AM I! CHOP LIVER!?
Blooper: (Knocks Clownman outside the window)
Gizmo: Did you guys hear something?
(The Six and Gauntlet then enter the Lab)
Andon: Okay, to figure out how to see how this ray gun works,
we need to analize the signature of the laser. That
way we maybe able to reverse its effects.
Gauntlet: Right. I have some laser scanning equipment over here.
Tim: Welp, there's little we can do when it comes to machinery
and science, so we'll leave that up to those two. For
now. (switches on the news), we better keep up on the
damage Chaos and Bass are causing.
Caster: Super Chaos and Bass are ripping the city
apart! And so far no Team has been able to stop them!
Sinister Six had failed, Mechanical Maniacs not budging.
Just recently, the Cossack's Creations have been turned
into what it seems like...only 8-bit sprites!!?? How
is this possible...
*TV clicks off*
IRA: Shoot! The Cossack's Creations have been degraded too!
Jason: I know. It's a matter of time before all the teams are
turned into 8-bit sprites, and all the enemies of this
world will unite and take over. Galvatron, The other
Sinister Six, Dark Moon, and all the rest.
Tim: Unfortunatly there's nothing we can really do. All the
hope rests on Gauntlet and Andon.
As for the two...
Gauntlet: Damn! There's gotta be a way to nutralize this thing!
Andon: Patience my Karate trained friend, this stuff takes
Gauntlet: Time...unfortunatly is not on our side......*a transformation
Andon: Whoa!!! Look!! (hands Gauntlet a mirror)
Gauntlet: (Looking in the mirror) I DON'T BELIVE IT! I'm back
to normal! But how!?
Andon: I don't belive we did anything to nutralize the ray.
Perhappes its effects was just temporarly.
Gauntlet: If that's the case, you guys should be returning to
Andon: I doubt it. After looking at the laser sample through
this microscope. The effects slow down tremendously.
You were shot with the laser first, so it makes sense
that you regained your form so quickly.
Gauntlet: So what you're saying is, that the longer you stay in
the 8-bit form, the slower the process to turn back
to normal. Then IRA should be turning back to normal
shortly, then Clownman...
Andon: Then eventually us. There's no estimate to how long
the effects last, and even if we do regain ourselves,
Super Chaos can simply fire at us again, therefore;
being shrunk down again.
Gauntlet: And of course the effects would last much longer....damn.
So much for a bright side. Then somehow we'll have to
get the gun from Bass before he has a chance to degrade
Andon: A risk. A very tricky risk. For all we know, they could
have many copies of that gun.
Gauntlet: I am the master of camouflage and espionage, I'll sneak
in and see if I can get the gun or guns. You try to
come up with a antidote or something of use.
Before Andon tries to stop Gauntlet, he's already off
After destroying a few parts of the City with little
resistance, the duo rest near a street.
Chaos: Welp Bass, what little is there to do if
there's no one to stop you?
Bass: Start a club. We can locate City Garage, and see if
he wants a peice of the action. You only made two guns
Chaos: Uh huh. That's all we needed. The Six have
the other one. But it's useless.
Bass: I hope your right...
A electric blast hits Bass on the head...it only phases
Bass: What the heck was that!?
Jonathan: Take a wild guess! (throws more electric shocks at the
two only to have them reflected off)
Bass: You really don't think you stand a chance against the
both of us...espcially in that form do you!?
Jonathan: I can certainly die trying! (uses his arms and covers
With a good attempt at shocking Bass, Bass simply untangled
the arms around him and threw Clown to the back wall.
Chaos: Got to admire his bravery.
At that moment Bass was tackled by Gauntlet who Immediately
grabbed the gun from him.
Bass: Where the heck did you come from!! HOW DID YOU
GET YOUR FORM BACK!!??
Gauntlet: (hovering over Bass) All in good time, now it's your
turn to suffer. (blasts Bass with the gun)
Gauntlet: Hah! You look pathetic as a 8-bit sprite. (then he turns
his attentions to Super Chaos...who has vanished)
Bass: You may have gotten me, but now you have to worry about
Gauntlet: (Immediately sensing danger, Gauntlet jumped into the
air. Just as he did, a giant fist was ready to smash
The shear power of the fist hitting the ground knocked
Bass clear to the other side of the street knocking
him out...Then there was Super Chaos.
Gauntlet: Alright Chaos! It's you and me! So let's get this on!
(Appears in front of Gauntlet)
Chaos: You can't defeat me! (breaks up in several
Gauntlet: (fires the laser at Super Chaos, but it bounces off
the rocks) CRAP!!
Chris: I'll help you out Gauntlet!!
(Dustman fake hits Super Chaos with a timed jump attack
but misses and hits Gauntlet)
Chris: Oops.. Sorry Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: You're not Dustman...are you? (clicks the red button
on Dustman's chest and he fades out too...) None other
than my arch nemisis Docman!
Docman: How did you see through my disquise!?
Gauntlet: 3 reasons. 1) The Cossack's Creations have already been
turned to 8-bit sprites, I've been watching the news.
2) Dustman's aim usually isn't so horrible. 3) And the
most obvious reason, Dustman doesn't have a voice box!
Docman: Well, it doesn't matter now. (holding up the ray gun
he snatched from Gauntlet) You can't take us both on.
Chaos: (laughs) Let's get him!
(The combined efforts of Docman and Super Chaos were
enough to over come Gauntlet and soon they pinned him
Gauntlet: (breathing hard and backing into a corner) Back off...leave
Docman: Hah! (aims the gun at Gauntlet) Super Chaos gave me
the pleasure of turning you into an 8-bit and to finish
you off. (laughs)
Gauntlet: (prepairs to dodge)
(soon a sound of electric energy landed near Chaos and
Tim: He we are! Good thing we kept up with the news, and
saw the whole thing!
(Super Chaos and Docman remained stunned)
Gauntlet: How the heck did you teleport here if the signal shrunk
down with you?
Andon: I didn't find a cure for the rays effects, but I did
find a way past the signal. (grins)
IRA: Just like before! Time to use our special team attack!
Jason: We maybe 8-bit, but the power reserve should be enough
to take care of Super Chaos and Docman!
Gary: Either that, or we'll put on a good fire work show.
Scott: Just like before...
Tim: Together! The Circle of Doom!
(Story Refrence: The Sinister Six used this
attack to defeat the Insidious Six in the previous story...which
hasn't been finished...sorry for the spoiler.)
Gauntlet: I hope they know what they are doing...
and Super Chaos: What are they doing?
(The six form a circle
and they quickly glow with red, blue, and yellow electricity)
Gauntlet: (takes the opportunity and hides)
(The power combined form a large explosion and everything
around the six, including Super Chaos and Darkman was
left in dust)
Jason: Did it work?
(The smoke clears and The Six look about to see... Super
Chaos and Docman sitting on a couch watching a television
Docman: (laughs) Man...that Gilligan!
Chaos: Did you feel a breeze?
The Six and Gauntlet: ..............
Tim: I don't understand! That move finished off the Insidious
Six!! Surly it should have "some" effect on Super Chaos
Andon: I guess that attack in 8-bit doesn't do diddly squat
on 32-bit characters.
Gary: I was wondering when someone would say that.
(While Super Chaos wipped up the floor with the 8-bit
versions of the Sinister Six, Docman was about to blast
Gauntlet when all of a sudden...)
Blooper: (Simply climbed up Docman's back and covered his head
so he couldn't see)
Docman: WHAT THE HECK!? (fires the laser at his head) (It had
no effect on the Blooper)
Blooper: (takes the gun from Docman's hand and shoots him)
(The Six were pinned
down by Super Chaos)
Chaos: (rises his foot over the six) Now to finish
(Soon a large blue ray surrounded Super Chaos and in
a great puff of smoke)
Chaos: What the heck!?
Blooper: (rewiring the laser gun then shoots the Sinister Six
and they regain their 32-bit forms)
Tim: What in the world?
(Everyone looks blankly at the bouncing Blooper)
(Back at Sinister Six HQ)
Tim: Some hero's we turned out to be...actually it was that
Blooper that's the hero.
Andon: Very true. It figured out how to reverse the effect
of the ray, and now everyone is back to normall...except
Bass, Super Chaos, and Docman...but eventually they'll
turn back to normal...slowly.
Jason: True. That and the Mechanical Manicas can rest easy
with Docman down for a while.
Gary: Maybe my Blooper can do all the crime fighting for now
Blooper: (grabs some bags and the refridgerator, and takes off)
Gary: HEY! I WAS KIDDING BLOOPY! WAIT!! (runs after him)
IRA: Now that's what I call a running gag. Iceman is the
"joker" of the group.
Scott: And he left the laser too, can I test it?
Andon, IRA, and Jason: NOOOOO SCOTT, NOOOO!!!
(As for the Mechanical Manicas)
Gal: Welcome home Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: Thanks. Boy, this has been one adventure I'm never going
Sean: As usual you hog all the spot light.
Gauntlet: Not exactly. You guys had some lines, and heck...I was
an actual cameo this time.
Sean: You still stole all the spot light.
Jacob: Yes...you did.
Gauntlet: Oh shut up everyone. And where the heck is Magnetman!?
Tops: He's attracting metal again.
Gauntlet: As usual. So what did we all learn today? (Watching
Iceman chasing after his blooper through the window)
Gizmo: I learned that putting fish on a pizza is not a
bad idea. (burps).
Sean: I learned that Gauntlet is a spot light stealer.
Gauntlet: ALL RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!! (starts beating up Spark)
Tops: Well, until Gauntlet stops stealing the spotlight, we
are .... the Mechanical Maniacs!
(As for Clownman)
Jonathan: Welp...here I am...alone in my Circus...maybe I should
just quit my career while I'm ahead.
(Iceman runs into Clownman's circus chasing after the
Jonathan: Ice, what the heck are you doing in my circus!!
Gary: I'll explain later, just help me catch that Blooper!!
(Clown and Ice knock everything over trying to catch
Blooper: (waves goodbye and smiles)