Sinister Six In:
Fools Day Special 2: Enter the Dragoon
Ben (Magma Dragoon)
Hello and welcome to another April Fools Day special,
I just plan to relax and enjoy my daily revolutionary
paper and a cold glass of pink lemonade. But first I
need to gel my hair...
opens the cabinet)
Oy this is going to smart...
in the kitchen)
I wonder if that cheesecake is still there... huh?
spews out flames and Scott runs around on fire)
AHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! (Runs outside)
in the frontyard)
There. That should do it with the recycling...
runs and spills the trash)
AHHHHHHHH! MEDIC! MEDIC! (Runs into the horizon)
*Sigh* That crazy eskimo...
Hey! A little help over here!
(Looks up and finds IRA and Jason caught in a snare)
Good lord you two? What are you doing up there...
IRA was here left in a drunk stupor... (Looks at him)
(Drunk) No Mrs. Johnson I dun know about your pretty
I came to see if my hentai subscription came in...
(Pulls the tree down while Jason cuts him and IRA off)
We need to talk to that little eskimo about his pranks...
(Trying to force a bomb into Scott's cheesecake) *Grunt*
Get in damn you!
Six minus Scott walk in)
(Hides the cheesecake bomb) Uh hi guys nice day isn't
You can't fool us you blue parka-wearing freak... you
know what pranks you pulled off...
Dude you should consider other people's feelings before
you hurt them.
Like the flamethrower in the fridge?
What are you talking about?
Or the razors in the bathroom cabinet...
That's not my style, sure I'm a prankster but I'm not
a certain Dragon watches)
*Snicker* Fools, they think Gary did it...
(Zips to the door and opens it) Hey Clownface, long
time no see...
Well I thought we can tag team for April Fools again...
Have any ideas?
I thought we could pull a scandal with the Tabloids...
(Thinks "Clown Man to Ice Man "I'm carrying your child")
Nah! Too sick for my liking... Maybe we should randomly
pick off stranger and think of something in the meantime...
Sounds like a plan to me... (Gets snagged by a cable)
pulls and Clown spins into Gary who falls into a...)
What the heck is that?
(Lands) 'Twas I you simpletons... by the way you owe
me one thermonuclear mine former-King of Pranksters..
*Koff* I knew it had to be you... BEN!
HA! The day is not yet done so TOASTY! Oh yeah and APRIL
FOOLS! (Leaps away)
(Gets up) So the Dragoon wants war...
We'll give him war!
and Jon: (Cackle evilly)
the empty Megaopolis Mansion)
This is perfect... we booby trap the entire mansion
and get back at Ben.
Yeah a stroke of genius on my part...
I was the one who rented out this place and ordered
the equipment to rig this place...
Well I have to take credit somewhere along the line...
I assume you sent the message to Ben...
Yep... Let's get this show on the road...
a Skull Castle, Dr. Wily has called an emergence summit
Gentlemen I got a message from our agent in the future
Mr. Dragoon, he tells me that the teams have called
an emergency summit to hatch a plan to destroy us forever...
Hah! They are no match for me! I'm the...
Shut up you brain-dead clod! If we do nothing now we're
all in danger of being wiped out!
Chaos: Wily's right (for a change) we have to
do something right away...
Man: I'm with you one hundred percent Wily but
what do you plan to do?
What else? We raid the Megaopolis Mansion and crush
them all with our combined might...
Rod G: I may be the newbie here but isn't that
a little cliched?
Chaos: Of course it is but to be effective we
must sometimes sacrifice originality...
So all in favor of wiping the heroes out say "Aye"
so the villains enter the Mansion not knowing of the
danger they are in)
Is it me or doesthis place seem empty?
In a place this there has to be a conference center
somewhere around here...
We should divide and conquer if any one of us finds
them we can call each other for back up...
Man: Sounds like a plan to me...
Chaos: "Divide and Conquer" isn't that when
we split our enemies up and we all take them out when
they are alone?
Look here! Did you spend five years at the Robotics
Institute? Just do as I order you too!
Chaos: Okay, Okay I'm off...
the villains split)
(Hears something) It's them...
the dual doors open to find the "heroes" in a conference)
And so if we...
I got you where I want you fools...
...flank them here we'll be able to...
They are ingoring me? FOOLS YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INGOR...
and company disappear and laser cannons fire at Scorpion)
(Holds back the blasts with a Telekenetic Shield) It
was all a hologram? ARGH! I should've known... (Rips
up the cannons with his telekenesis) I need to contact
just shorts out)
The communicator's jammed I need to warn them anon!
(Goes out the other doors)
reinforced door slams over it as he finds himself in
a room that looks like it as neon lights glowing around
Another parlor trick? They must do better than this...
laser running from wall to wall comes towards Scorpion,
as it gets closer it forms a grid)
Oh... (Gets sliced by the lasers) ...crap... (falls
Chaos smashes the north-facing door and finds Scorpion's
Chaos: Holy! Scorpion?
laser comes towards Super Chaos)
Chaos: Not this time! (Blasts the set up with
Heavy Laser)... Fools because it worked for my comtempary
doesn't mean it'll work on me... (Smashes the south-facing
Chaos walks into a room with electrodes attached to
Chaos: Oh crap, I walked into another trap...
(Tries to escape but another reinforced door slams over
the only exit.)
NO! I'm trapped...
electrodes glow brimming with electricity)
Chaos get electrocuted with the massive lightning bolt)
Chaos: (Melts into a puddle) Ouch... (Starts
at the buffet)
Hey Ben just walked into our traps!
Lemme see! Hmm... the laser cannons, the laser display
and the electric room and the fun's only beginning...
and Gary: (Laugh Manically)
so in the the gardens at the Megaopolis Mansion)
Man: Good thing we teamed up eh?
Rod G: Yeah... (points who are they)
Man: It's Lennon, with Guantlet and Proto Man?
Gem: Lennon? Ha! That traitor will never compare
Man: Wha? Who are you?
Gem: I am Gemini Man leader of the one true
Mega Man 3 team the Xtreme Team...
Man: But I am the leader of the one, true Mega
Man 3 team... well used to be?
Gem: Ha! You gay posers? We reign sumpreme and
I'll show you why...
claws pop out of the fountain and grab Torch Man and
Buster Rod G)
Rob G: Hey! Get your stinkin' paws of me you
damn dirty apes!*
I had to pull that pun off)
Gem: Apes? Maybe this will teach you some manners
Gem, Proto and Shadow disappear)
Man: Holograms?!? What sort of joke is this?
Rod G: Can't... break.. free...
Man: Well it was nice knowing you Mr. Shatner...
Man and Buster Rod G are dragged under water)
for Wily and Bass)
I remember this ballroom, this was where I met my dear...
I hate to break the nostalgia bubble old man but no
one is here...
Oh... yeah let's head for the next room...
reinforced doors slam down again, blocking all the exits.)
Eh? What's happenin?
What does it look like?!? We were lured into a trap!
Trap? Oh crap!
(Fires cannon at the door with no effect) Damn it's
reinforce metal there's no way out!
opens and the Dragon from Mega Man 2 appears)
Bass! Protect me!
Quit your whimpering old man, I can take this old pile
scrap on... (Fire the Forte Buster)
Dragon is protected by a force field it dives)
(Ducks and fires) My attacks are useless!
As are you, you're a disgrace!
floor tiles start falling into a bottomless pit soon
Wily's trapped in a corner)
Bass! Help me!
I'm a disgrace? You don't know how that hurts me old
Ha! Good riddance...
What are you laughing about? (Notices he's about to
fall into the pit...) Oh.... (censored) (falls into
Well Dragon Breath has fallen for all our traps...
HA! He's so gullible
open the door to find the villains stumbling)
Chaos and Gary: YOU?!?
What are you doing here?
Chaos: You set these traps?
Well Ice, at least we got someone this April Fools...
Man: So these pranks weren't directed towards
and Jon: NO!
Then who set us up?
bunch of cables snag everyone)
(Struggles) What gives? Jon did you set of these?
No I didn't...
(Enters) Message for a Gary... here?
*Grunt* That's me!
I have a message from Ben:
I can't make it for the summit Gary, the X-Force and
I were busy fighting off the Maverick invasion.
So that's it... my favorite holiday wasted like that?
Say Mr. Postman? Can you cut us down?
Sorry son I don't get paid overtime... (Walks out)
and Jon: (censored)
the postman walks out of the driveway)
Feh, they thought they could match wits with me? (Remove
latex mask to reveal he's...)
(Takes off the disguise) The two clowns thought they
could fool me with that fake invitation and those foolish
villains thought I was Mr. Dragoon and they fell for
my trap. It seems that I won this round of April Fo...
(Slips on a banana peel) OW... fools...
Bloopa! (Bounces off into the sunset) Bloopa! Bloopa!