The
Sinister Six at:
The Hero Honor's Assembly
This
story is dedicated to Pixel Boy. May he live
on to greater things.
The
people in this story are infact real, and they pose
as Mega Man characters. Enjoy it, so check it out. It's
kinda funny.
It's 6:30 in the morning at Headquarters and the Six
are getting ready for a Super Hero convention to where
all the Mega Man Super hero's meet to get honored by
their bravery. Surprisingly the Six were invited.
Eddie: Hurry up all! Or we'll be late!
Jason: So. Who cares? It's 6:35 in the morning! Let's go back
to bed!
Gary: Why? So you can dream about that chick again? I hear
you talk in your sleep. Betty, right?
Jason: Shut Up you jerk!! Stop listening to me when I sleep!
The rest of the Six stare at him oddly
Jason: *shrugs* Nevermind.
IRA: Okay, can we go now?
Eddie: Yes, let's. I hear Sola is going to be there...*blushes*
Gary: Uh oh, I can see...
Eddie: *Shocks him before he can finish his sentence*
Gary: Ouchies!
Tim: Okay, we are out of here. It's time to meet up with
all the other greats.
Tim: Sinister Six Reunite!
Soon the six raise their hands and they teleport to
the convention. A large crowd of Mega Man fans shroud
the outside of the building. The Six notice and head
through the secret entrance unseen.
Scott: That was close. Whew!
Jason: Hey. Bomb Man decides to say something!
Scott: Ah...shut up.
A large flash suddenly brightens the hall in front of
the six and two figures appear.
Groovy
Kat: Hey dudes! Long time no see!
Drizl: Didn't know you guys were invited. I don't remember
you guys actually stopping any crime. Hehehe. Just kidding.
Edward: Why I outta...*thinks of Sola (Drizl's sister)* Oh,
heh...very funny Drizl. Hehehe. Do you know where Sola
is?
Drizl: Don't know. She came in with us. Maybe she's already
sitting down in the Auditorum.
Edward: Cool! I'm there! I'll see you guys later. *runs off*
Groovy
Kat: Well, I guess we should go get seated to.
Tim: Yep. Let's go.
Soon the bunch were approached by an enourmus gust of
wind.
Scott: What is it?! A Hurricaine!?
Jason: Nah. It's my old comrad Cyclone Man! Hey Cyclone!
Cyclone
Man: *appears in front of them* Megamanxtreme? Is
that you?!
Jason: Yup! I changed my identity to Cut Man now.
Drizl: I thought Megamanxtreme was killed.
Cyclone
Man: Yeah, me too
Groovy
Kat: I thought he got ran over by a semi.
Drizl: Really? I heard he got eaten by a Dragon Droid.
Scott: I thought he got melted by direct sunlight.
IRA: He did!?
Gary: Nah, he fell off a cliff.
Tim
and Cyclone Man:Wow! Incredible.
Jason: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP! NOTHING HAPPENED TO MEGAMANXTREME!
I JUST CHANGED MY IDENTITY!!!
Tim,
IRA, Drizl, Gary, Cyclone Man, Scott, and Groovy Kat: Oh.
Soon the bunch head down the hall toward the Auditorum.
Groovy
Kat: Hey, does anyone know if that Gemini Man guy
is going to show up today?
Jason: Oh you mean Blade Cat?
Scott: No, it's Dark Tricity.
Cyclone
Man: Wait a minute, I thought he went by that old
Spark Man guy
Gary: I always thought he went by Plant Man.
Drizl
and IRA: I remember him going by...
Tim: STOP! We can go on for hours! He said he's not coming,
he couldn't pick which identity to come as.
Gary: Well that figures.
The others laugh before entering the Auditorium where
they soon take their seats toward the middle.
Groovy
Kat: *steps on something* Oops, I think I stepped
on something. *looks down*
Xardion: It's me you idiot! Watch where you walk!
Groovy
Kat: Oops, I'm sorry Xardion. I didn't see you there,
here let me help you up on the seat so...
Xardion: I don't need your help! *tries to bite his hand*
Cyclone
Man: Wow, somebody sure woke up on the wrong side
of the met matress. *jokes*
Xardion: Yeah, we'll see if you like it when Godzilla comes to
step on you!
Everyone is amazed on Xardion's anger when they all
finally settle down.
Entity: *Patting Drizl on the shoulder* Hey Drizl! How's the
Thunder Cloud going? I heard it was going through some
construction.
Drizl: Unfortunatly yes, but soon my home will be in working
order.
Entity: Cool. *looks at Ice Man* How's the Ice Palace?
Gary: Good. It's getting better and better. Hey, Did the other
guys show up?
Entity: Yup! They're right here.
Spybreak: Hey all! Nice to see ya!
Cano: Glad you all could make it.
Everyone then looks at Giga Man who is sleeping from
the bordom
Entity: Wake up you good for nothing robot! *smacks him*
Giga
Man: Whaaaaa...is it over yet? Oh..crap. *falls
asleep again*
Tim: Don't worry about it. I have a feeling this will be
extremely boring too.
Cano: I wonder what happend to Megamanxtreme, you think he'll
show up tonight?
Spybreak: Nah, He got stomped on by a 20 foot Yellow Devil.
Entity: I heard he was shot by Bass while he was using the restroom,
that Bass has no authority.
Giga
Man: *Wakes up* No, he was run over by a semi. *goes
back to sleep*
Groovy
Kat: See! I told ya!
Jason: SHUT UP! WHERE DO YOU GUYS HEAR YOUR FACTS ANYWAY!?
Everyone stares at Jason then a big thwomp startles
them as a large robot sits down next to them.
Magma
Dragoon: Ice Man? Is that you?
Gary: Magma Dragoon! Long time no see! Did you ever roast
that obnoxius proffessor?
Magma Dragoon: Sure did, thought he could best me, not in this decade.
Everyone stares at Ice Man and Magma Dragoon.
Gary: What, so we are a little violent. Big deal.
The rest of the crew sigh as they await the convention
to start. But soon a large light lets off from the ceiling
and a figure lands on his feet by the group.
Scott: Who's that? He's awesome?
Gary: Oh, it's just Shortcut showing off with his special
effects again.
Shortcut: I heard that Ice Man!
Jason: That's Shortcut? I thought he didn't have a sprite of
himself.
Gary: He doesn't. Why do you think nobody recogizes him.
Shortcut: Okay! Enough of the wisecracks! *slashes Ice Man with
his sword*
Gary: Ouchies!
Soon, the entire stadium got quiet as a large purple
robot stood up front on the stage.
Dark
Napalm: Hey fellow Mega Man Fanatics and Hero's.
Heat Man could not make tonights gig, so I'll be your
host. Tonight Fanewgie will give a big, long, boring
speech, then we shall continue our convention. *steps
off stage and puts ear muffs over his head*
Fanewgie then walks up on the stage and the crowd gives
a giant sigh.
Entity: I'm going to sleep, tell me when it's over.
Magma
Dragoon: Please no! Not the Speech, not the Speech!
Gary: I feel your pain man.
Shortcut: Uggg...It's time to pull out my gameboy.
Fanewgie: Ahem. Well, me and Egoraptor spent quite some time on
this, so listen up, it's important. *clears throat*
Egoraptor: Correction! Fanewgie did it all! *whispers to himself*
I don't want to make anymore enemies with that damn
speech...
Fanewgie: We are what makes the Mega Man World what it is today,
if it wasn't for us, Mega Man would surley perish. We
all should be thankful...*continues yapping*
Spybreak: Who's up for a game of Black Jack?
Cano: Hell ya! I'm game!
Tim: Put those away! Show some respect will ya! How do you
thin Fanewgie feels up there. Giving a long, boring
speech isn't a pleasant experience.
Cano and Spybreak look at Tim with confusion.
Tim: Okay, nevermind.
Xardion: Pass those cards my way, I'll play even if I don't have
any hands!
Everyone then rolled their eyes on Xardion's comment.
Fanewgie: And that about raps up this speech, but I'd like to
conclude that...
Dark
Napalm: Okay! Thanks Fanewgie! You've managed to
put us all to sleep again, so let's...
Fanewgie: Back off!!
A small struggle then took place on stage between Dark
Napalm and Fanewgie and everyone watched and cheered.
Soon Fanewgie was loured off the stage.
Dark
Napalm: *a little beat up* Ohhh... my head. Okay,
Lysekoid will take my place while I go rest and prepair
a death email to Fane and Ego. *stumples away*
Egoraptor: Oh great. Just what I need!
Lysekoid: Okay all, thanks for coming to tonights meeting. Andon
would like to introduce Mega Monthly to you.
Andon: Hey! I'm sure you all know about Mega Monthly. Me and
Ego made this together for all you fans out there.
Egoraptor: Finally something I'm proud of.
Andon: I want to thank each and everyone of you for subscribing
to it. Thanks to you Mega Man shall live forever! Thanks
again! PUNX NOT DEAD!!
Everyone then cheers as Andon walks off the stage as
Lysekoid take over.
Lysekoid: With that, that about raps up this meeting, and will
somebody wake Giga Man up. His snoring is driving me
nuts!
Entity: Wake up damn you! *smacks him*
Giga
Man: What? What's going on? Ah damn. *goes back
to sleep*
Soon a large crash destroys the stage and Lysekoid jumps
off just before it happens and to everyone's surprise,
Super Chaos appears.
Super
Chaos: At last! I got all you pathetic Mega Man
wannabees right where I want you! That's right! I set
up this whole convention so I can trap you all inside
the building. Now I can destroy you all at once!!! Now
to destroy you all with my time bomb!
The whole crowd gasps...Except Giga Man whose still
asleep, and Elec Man who is still flirting with Sola
Scott: Oh, you mean this old thing? I disarmed it before I
came inside.
Super
Chaos: You what!? Uh Oh....
Soon the whole crowd chased Super Chaos out the
building and his whole plan failed. After the
sudden excitement the whole crew met outside
of the building.
Magma
Dragoon: *Shaking Ice Man's hand* Well friend, I'm
off, Stay goofy and idiotic.
Gary: Always, and don't forget to sue that maniac who lives
next door. I swear those golfballs are made of super
titianum.
Magma Dragoon: Of course. See ya later. *vanishes in a large flame*
Drizl: Well, It's time to go Sola, say good by to that Electric
Flirt so we can go.
Sola: Okay bro, cya later you hunk. *kisses him and walks
off with an evil grin on her face*
Sola: Sucker. *She vanishes with Drizl and has Elec Man's
wallet.
Edward: My Wallet! NOOOO! She tricked me!
Groovy
Kat: Haha. Shows you right. Well, I'm outta here.
See you all next year. *teleports away*
Cyclone
Man: Nice to see you again Megamanxtreme....er Cut
Man. Take care friend.
Jason: Same to you. See you at next year's convention.
Cyclone
Man: Of course, and while I'm away I'll find out
how Megamanxtreme was really killed. *laughs and flys
away before Cut Man could slash him*
Jason: Grrrrrrr....if only I still had my rocket boosters.
Entity: Well Tim, nice to finally meet you and the rest of the
six. See you all next year.
Tim: Likewise. Cya later.
Spybreak: Good bye, and try to keep Fire Man off that booze, I
smelt it the whole time on his breath.
IRA: You what?
Cano: Why do I have to carry Giga Man? I wish he'd wake up!
*Throws him on the floor*
Giga
Man: Whaaaaaaa....oh damn. *goes back to sleep*
Scott: Wow, he sleeps as much as I can eat.
Gary: Goodness no! He doesn't sleep that much!
Scott: Yeah, I guess your right...hey wait a minute! SHUT UP
ICE MAN!!!
Entity: Haha. Well, come on guys, and Spybreak you carry Giga
Man this time. Cya guys later.
Spybreak: Ah, damnit!
Soon, Entity, Spybreak, Cano, and Giga Man vanish away.
Shortcut: Well, Ice Man, it's nice to see you haven't changed.
Still the cooky idiot self. Cya later. *teleports*
Gary: See ya later, it might be a wise idea to get a sprite,
so we all can see your invisible weapons.
Shortcut: I heard that!
Xardion: Well, I guess I'm heading out of here too.
Egoraptor: Me too, I gotta go catch up with Andon, and try not
to get stepped on Xardion. *laughs*
The
Six: Uh Oh...
Xardion: Why I outta! *bites his foot*
Egoraptor: Ahhh!!! Get it off! Mad Met! Mad Met! Quick, get the
Metool spray!
Ego then runs off with Xardion clinged to his foot.
Soon, everyone finally left the scene and the Six once
again were back at headquarters.
Tim: Who would of thought Bomb Man saved the day. Congrads
Bomb Man, if it wasn't for you disarming that bomb,
we would of been gonners for sure.
Scott: Thanks. I never got a compliment before.
Edward: Don't expect to get them to often.
Tim: At least he's not broke. I bet Sola is using all your
credit cards.
Edward: *doesn't say anything*
Tim: Well, time to say our end lines... Some hero's we turned
out to be. Got tricked by our main nemisis Super Chaos.
IRA: Eddie's still heart broken about Sola, so he won't say
his lines.
Tim: Oh, well, let's just skip all that grub and call it
a day. What do you say?
Jason,
Edward, Gary, Scott, and IRA: THE END!!
END!
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