Siniter Six In:
When Copy Cats Unite!
and welcome to the most...well...the most bizare Sinister
Six Adventure yet... and quite frankly...we don't even
star in this episode! Crazy! Well...enjoy this treat
from the villians side of the world.
Also note that Gauntlet and Gary had teamed up to write
this epilouge. Remember those run on stories back in
your school days where you continue someone else's story?
That's basically what happend here... Gary started the
story, Gauntlet continued, and back and forth until
the end. This makes this epilouge different and much
more unique. Gary and Gauntlet's skits are marked below
during the story.
Narrator: It has been a long day at Red's private Hide out, deep
within the layers of Mount Drisco. Red's base was very
well hidden. And to a certain degree, even Dr. Wily
would be amazed on how successful Red built his base
under a lava cavern inside Mount Drisco...which actually
was a volcano. Still not fully powered up yet, Red contacted
two other respectful Villains. One from The Mechanical
Maniacs, and one from the X-Force. Promising to help
him destroy Iceman, he'd help destroy their most hated
adversary as well...we'll see what happens.
Red: Hahahahaha! Now is the time to strike. I'm tired of
Iceman's stupid hold on the good side. Together we'd
be unstoppable! But he refuses to join me...
(Red's computer beeps)
Red: His stupid devotion to upload the law is pathetic. I
will destroy him once and for all!
(Red then looks into his crystal ball)
Red: Damn! Where are those two...it's not "that" hard to
find this place...
Computer: The Sinister Six are out fighting Super
Red: Again eh? Well, I could go intervene...but what point
would it be? My only concern is for Iceman. I could
care less about the others...
(A figure appears in a puff of smoke)
Shadowman: You will
be assimilated! Resistance is Futile!
Red: *ammediatly flings Bizarro to the back wall with a invisible
Shadowman: Hurt me you did not! Me cannot Adapt
to that after a while.
Red: *helps Bizarro up* How the hell did you get by my security
without me noticing?
Shadowman: Sneakyness me aren't good at. Cleverness
is for the stupid.
Red: Huh? Wha?
Dragoon: He talks in opposite. He says he's very
sneaky and clever...though I don't much agree on him
being very clever.
Shadowman: Insult me you did not! Me cannot cream
you right now! *pulls out a shadow blade*
Dragoon: *whimpers* Please don't hurt me...I surrender.
Shadowman: Okay...whiney Dragon. Me shall hurt you,
cause I'm not very nice.
Red: *looks at the camera all confused* *then snaps back
into reality* Okay...what I don't understand is...how
the hell you both got by my security unnoticed!
Dragoon: You're not going to hurt me are you? It'll
destroy my day of delivering flowers to my friendly
Shadowman: *starts looking around* You have really
UGLY place here...Reddo...Me like not to have place
Red: Thanks...I guess. Now can we get to the main topic now?
(Mr. Dragoon plays it safe and hides under a chair,
and Bizarro is playing around with Red's Crystal Ball)
Red: WOULD YOU PUT THAT DOWN! DO YOU RELIZE HOW VALUABLE
THAT THING IS!?
Shadowman: Me am gonna care less about shiney ball...*throws
it on the ground and it breaks*
Red: My precious ball! *is on his hands and knees trying
to repair it with super glue*
Dragoon: I'd hate to be Bizaro Shadowman now...
Shadowman: Why you LIKE hiding under chair...You
shake as if you REALLY like me.
Red: Wait a minute...I'm Red the all Powerful, why the am I repairing this with Super Glue!?
Computer: The Sinister Six have dispatched of Super Chaos...oh,
and The Mechnaical Maniacs are still in another country...without
Shadowman: Mechanical Maniacs? NOT important this
information is. You CANNOT relay this message for me.
Computer: I do not understand.
Shadowman: MECHANICAL MANIACS. They are my friends.
Me are to befriend them with lots of gifts!
Computer: I do not understand.
Shadowman: *gets frustrated* Do NOT tell me their
Computer: I do not understand.
Shadowman: You HELP ME LOTS! UNDERSTAND ME YOU DO
Computer: I do not understand.
Shadowman: Fine! Sit there and compliment me. Me
care of your prattle.
Computer: I do not understand.
Shadowman: Me continue to stop and Me WILL give
Computer: I do not understand.
Red: Mr. Dragoon, you have to understand, that violence can
sometimes....*gets annoyed by the computer and Bizaro
Shadowman: THAT'S IT! You will be assimulated! Resistance is Futile!
Red: *is getting irritated* BIZARRO, JUST LEAVE THE COMPUTER
Shadowman: Me not want answers. Do not want to find
Shadowman! Computer does not know where to look.
Red: *rolls eyes* JUST GET OVER HERE!
Shadowman: I take orders from everybody! I can DEFINATLY
not do this by myself.
get over here...
Dragoon: Remember, he says everything in opposite.
So he thinks he can defeat Gauntlet by himself.
Red: Oh yeah...
Shadowman: *throws Red's Crystal Ball on the floor
again* Me LIKE this ball to much!
Red: *blasts Bizarro with another invisible force beam*
(It had no effect)
Dragoon: Hmmm...he already adapted to that...
Red: Then I'll hit him with something else...*raises his
Dragoon: *stops him* Fighting...what a waste of
energy. No point to it...
Red: *sighs* We're not supposed to be fighting each other
anyway. We need to focus on our plan!
Shadowman: Plan? Great looking scary villain's plans
must be as good as he looks!
Red: Hunh? Hey, was that a crack!?
Dragoon: Now, now. Calm down, you two. Bizarro,
you know you haven't had much success in this area,
Shadowman: Eh ......
Dragoon: Right. So, what's the plan, Red?
Red: Well, I was figuring we could all dress up like
our doppelgangers and frame them for our own evil deeds!
Red: What? What's wrong with the plan?
Dragoon: Well .... a plan like that's been done
before .... and it didn't work.
Red: WHAT!? DONE BEFORE!?
Shadowman: Oh, brilliant plan....
Red: YOU SHUT UP!!
Dragoon: Stooooooop yeeeeeeeeling!!!!
Bizarro Shadowman: Stay out of this!!!
Red: Alright, I see I'm gonna have to Show you who's boss
.... and with my unlimited power, you'll be seeing stars!!
throws the Flame Slasher at Bizarro, but Bizarro's Borg
Shield adapts quickly!*
Shadowman: Mwa-ha-hah! You're great Flame Slasher
is a good match for Borg Shield!
Red: Wha!? Grr....
Dragoon: Oh, stoooooooppppp, please stop you two!
I can't take the fighting!
Red: Forget it. Later. So, how exactly was my brilliant
plan done before??
Dragoon: Well, the *Megaman PC team once dressed
up as the X-Force to shift the blame on them .... but
they were found out very quickly.
Maniacs: series 2, issue #2)
Red: Oh, right.
Shadowman: Ha-hah! Nice going, mister!
Red: But .... that was only after Audrey 2 ate them all,
right? Seeing as Audrey 2's dead ..... we won't have
the same problem!!
Shadowman: Great plan from a great man!
Red: Hey, thanks.....
Dragoon: Um, actually, he said -
Red: OH, DAMN IT!
Dragoon: More yelling.....
Red: Well, if you're sooooooooooo smart, YOU come up
with a plan!
Dragoon: Oh, yes! After all, you are a clone of
Shadowman and he's the guy who always plans stuff out
for the Mechanical Maniacs!
Shadowman: Ok, me no gots a plan!
Red: Well, genius, what is it??
Shadowman: Do not come closer...
Red: OH, for ....
Shadowman: NOT CLOSER!
and Mr. D go closer....*
Shadowman: (whispering) plan is....
Shadowman: (yells) NOT A SECRET!!!!
Mr. Dragoon: AAARRGH!
hold their ears in pain!
Shadowman: MWa ha ha ha hahHH!!!!
Red: *sighs* This is leading us no where...
Dragoon: Well...I have a plan.
Red: Can't be any better than mine...
Shadowman: Plan Brilliant!
Red: QUIET!!! I'm getting tired of you!!
Dragoon: You're Yelling again....
Red: I'm getting tired of you're constant niceness...how
the hell did you ever become evil...
Wario: I heard you guys are trying to defeat your doppelgangers.
Waluigi: We want in! Mama Meia...those plummers will pay!
Dragoon: Wario and Waluigi! Welcome to the...
Red: *interupts Dragoon* OKAY! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!
HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IN HERE...PAST MY SECURITY!
Dragoon: *covers his ears* Gawd...you yell more
than that mom from Seventh Heaven!
Wario: *laughs* OH...and to answer your question... the door
Red: DOOR WAS OPEN!! HOW...WHEN..*looks at Bizarro*
Shadowman: Me HATE to leave door open. Not to HOT
Red: *starts to wimper* Why me...
Waluigi: I'm bored...
Dragoon: How about a nice game of chess? I always
like a good challenge.
Wario: Sure...why not...
Waluigi: I'll set up the board. Then I'll play the winner.
Shadowman: OOHHHH!! Me not Watch! Will not play
next game for fun!
Red: HEY! WE GOT A MISSION HERE!
Dragoon: Not now...putting up the Chess Board.
Red: BUT...the mission!
Shadowman: Me want to go on mission. Mission fun
Red: I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!
Dragoon: Quiet! I'm making my move here! Trying
Wario: For an Eskimo...you sure do an exessive amount of yelling.
Red: *groans* YELLING! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YELLING YET!
Waluigi: Damn...you are loud! BE QUIET!
Red: *sighs* Whatelse can go wrong...
(A crash as Red's Crystal Ball hits the floor)
Shadowman: Me not enjoy playing with crystal ball...not
like sound it makes when it hits the floor!
Wario: Shhhhhhh...it's my turn...
Red: THE PLAN! *lowers voice* Focus on the plan!
Waluigi: If you don't keep it down...I'm afraid we'll have to
ask you to leave...
Red: I LIVE HERE YOU MORON!
Shadowman: Later me show you me brilliant plan!
Not look .... at THIS!!
*Bizarro shows everyone a device, like a small ray gun*
Wario: What is that??
Shadowman: It am not a Bizarro duplicator ray! It
not make Bizarro copies of all of us!
Dragoon: Bizarro copies of us!? Will they all be
..... like you??
Shadowman: No. Bizarro duplicator makes exactly
duplicates just like whoever ray zaps! LOOK!
*Bizarro Shadowman shoots Mr. Dragoon with the ray!*
Dragoon: Holy cow!
Mr. Dragoon: Not shut trap, you!
Red: Ah, I see! A Bizarro copy of a spineless piece of trash
creates a -
Mr. Dragoon:: No one am NOT talkin' to you, shrimpy!
Red: "Shrimpy"!? Oh, you got allotta -
*Red gets hit in the face with a pie.*
Red: Pranks am boring! BooooooRING!! Me NOT throw
pies at everyone!!
*Bizarro Red begins to throw pies at Red!*
Red: AAAAHH!!! Bizarro, you idiot!!!
*Mr. D begins to eat some of the pies*
Dragoon: I dunno, Red. These pies sure are tasty!
Waluigi: Who cares about pies? I wanna kill Luigi!!
Someone: An why that? He am ugly guy!!!
Waluigi: .... LUIGI!!?
Someone: Yes .... me am BIZARRO WALUIGI!!
Mario: Am me am not Bizarro Mario!
Wario: NO!!!! You've made copies of our arch-foes! And they're
even more annoying than the originals!!
Dragoon: Hm. I wonder though .... what would a Bizarro
Bizarro be like....?
Red: DO NOT TEMPT HIM!!
Shadowman: That am bad idea, guy!
*Hits himself with the ray!*
*Suddenly a more faded copy of Bizarro comes out!*
Shadowman: ..... What am not not the Hell!?
Shadowman: LOOK! He am even more pretty than me!!!
Shadowman: You all amn't not idiots! And blabber-mouths!
*Bizarro-Bizarro Shadowman begins to throw Shadowblades
Shadowman: Me not not chuck Shadowblades at all
Red: AWOOOOO! My base is going to ruins!!!
*Red gets hit with a pie in the face.*
Red: That's it!!!
*Red uses his powerful Fire Slasher, but Bizarro Red
counters with a Fire Slasher of his own!*
Red: He .... he has the same powers I do!!
*Meanwhile, Bizarro-Bizarro Shadowman has not stopped
throwing Shadowblades .... only he's barely hitting
anything at all!*
Mr. Dragoon: What am down here?
Dragoon: Well, making a Bizarro seems alot like
making a photocopy. The first one's not as good as the
original .... and the one after that's even worse! So
a Bizarro-Bizarro says nothing but double negatives
and is even more incompetent than - OW!!
*Mr. D is hit with three Shadowblades!*
Shadowman: You ain't not gonna stop me never! That
ain't not a SECRET!!!
Wario: We gotta get rid of these stupid copies!!!
Red: Wait .... Bizarro, did you build that machine yourself?
Shadowman: No, 'corse not!
Dragoon: Then maybe .....
*Suddenly, all the other Bizarros self-destruct! White
powder flies on everything!*
Red: AGH! Gross!!!!
Dragoon: I knew it...If Bizarro Shadowman makes
something...it's bound to blow up in the end.
Shadowman: Me resent that COMPLIMENT! *throws Red's
crystal ball on the floor out of anger*
Red: Why do I even bother...*sighs*
(After Red repairs his orb "again", Alarms start blaring
off all of a sudden)
Red: What's this? My alarms are "actually" picking something
Computer: Three figures have been spotted blasting the exterior.
Dragoon: Three figures? Could it be? Could it be
possible that our clones have discovered our plan?
Red: What plan...we never came up with a PLAN!
Shadowman: Red has no point. We did DEFINATLY come
up with plan!
Dragoon: Ben will anniliate me...*hides behind Red*
Red: For crying out loud Mr. Dragoon! WHAT A WUSS!
Shadowman: Now me is chance to get beaten by Gauntlet...prove
not my worth.
Red: You want to get beaten by...oh wait...nevermind.
Computer: The figures have entered the compound.
Dragoon: *is hiding in the closet*
Red: I guess it's just us four...hey wait...*looks* Where's
Wario and Waluigi...?
Shadowman: They did not Haul ass minute three figures
came and started REPAIRING your base.
(The front door slides open with intruder alarms blaring
all over Red's base and three images appear)
Red: Yup that's them alright. You can tell by the dark shadows...
Shadowman: Shadowman shall ...be
assimilated! Resistance is Futile!
(The three figures emerge from the darkness and the
reveal their identies. One Eskimo, One Ninja, and One
Shadowman: *carefully steps in* I'm not Gauntlet...Neo
Shadowman is my name...I will defeat you....*cowers
behind the big Dragoon*
Inferno: You freaking coward! I don't know how the
heck you became the "doppelganger" of Shadowman!
Green: Yes! MMMmmmmm...Coward you are!
Inferno: And you! You talk like Yoda! You should
Green: Can't help it can I!? Talk like Yoda I must!
Tis way born was I...Yes! Mmmmmmm.
Red: What the hell... That's not Iceman...Magma Dragoon...or
Inferno: We are the true Doppelgangers! You are
Red: You're just a bunch of copycats!
Green: True that is not. Defeat you we will! Honor
you do not have! No!
Shadowman: *peaks out from behind MD Inferno* Yeah...
what he said...
Inferno: ATTACK!! *flies and nails into Red*
Red: Owch! Fool!
Shadowman: I LIKE seeing Eskimo Parkas now...they
make me HAPPY! *approachs Iceman Green*
Green: Talk funny you do! Talk better do I! Throw
Green Slasher at you I will!
(shoots a green beam at Bizaro Shadowman)
Shadowman: *falls back* I cannot get up...I won't
adapt to your Green Slasher.
(Neo Shadowman takes cover and hides in the closet with
Dragoon: Hey! This is my spot you!
Shadowman: Not anymore it's not! NOW GET OUT!
Dragoon: Alright! That's it! Magma Blast!
Shadowman: SHADOW BLAZE!
(They cower from each others attacks)
(After a short fued...Red finally got the upper hand
over Dragoon Inferno)
Red: TAKE THAT! *blows MD Inferno with an invisble force
blow and he bashes into Bizarro and Iceman Green's battle*
Shadowman: You bump in at RIGHT TIME! Idiot! YOU WILL DIE!
Inferno: Huh!? *gets knocked out by Bizarro Shadowman's
Green: Good that is not...losing badly we are...
Red: I've had enough of all of you! *starts glowing* *raises
Bizarro, Iceman Green, and the fainted Dragoon Inferno*
Shadowman: What you doing...Not on your side!
Red: I don't care anymore...I JUST WANT EVERYONE OUT!! GET
OUT!! *starts glowing with more energy and floats above
(Red releases red flames and keeps burning the three
until Iceman Green is destroyed, then Red blasts the
wounded Dragoon Inferno into smitheers and flings the
two corpses out of his base)
Shadowman: *adapted quickly to Red's attacks* I
now have NOT adapted to NONE of your powers...
Red: *uses telekinetic energy and throws Bizarro from his
base* Maybe...but I still can get rid of you...
Dragoon: *comes out from the closet* Neo Shadowman
took off. It seems this guy was a bigger coward than
I am...*smiles a faint grin*
Red: *blusters up* GET OUT OF MY BASE!! *Red picks up Mr.
Dragoon with his mind and tosses him out of his base*
Dragoon: *in the distance* You're yelling...aga......aa..in...
*bleeps away like in Smash Brothers Melee*
Brothers Announcer: GAME!! *victory music comes
Red: BE QUIET! *music stops*
(Red finally cools down from his apparent angerment...)
Red: What a total waste of time! Stupidest idea I've ever
come up with. I'm just glad they've all gone. Nothing
can go wrong now...
(Red's crystal ball falls to the ground from the battling)
Red: NOOOOOO!! NOT AGAIN!!
(elsewhere Bizarro Shadowman gets up from his flight)
Shadowman: Me would like to visit Red's place AGAIN!
*grunts as Mr. Dragoon crashes not to far off*
Shadowman: *helps him up* Mr. Dragoon...not want
help Red again?
Dragoon: No...Bizzaro. He scares the bejabbers outta
me. What do you say we forget about our stupid clones
and go have ourselves an icecream cone?
Shadowman: Me not LIKING this idea!
(They walk off)
Wario: Hm.....I guess things turned out alright after all ...
Waluigi: Yeah, and we learned something too...
Wario: We learned that trying to beat the "originals" is impossible,
and the 2nd rate clones will always be 2nd rate...no
matter what universe you're from. *grumbles* Stupid
Waluigi: Really? I thought that we learned that you can't play
chess with a cheating dinosaur...
Wario: Either That...or you can't tame a madman's temper.
Shadowman: *wearing a white plumbers hat with a
"N" on it* Easily solved...when hanging around Red...wear
Wario: Well...until the Mechanical Maniacs sue us for copywrite
of their carry on joke... we are The Wario Brothers!!