Sinister Six Solo Adventures: Part 1
Cooking with Scott
Andon: Oi, and welcome to our special Solo Adventures! The
major idea goes to Gauntlet! The team members go on
their own seperate ways and find dangers and their own
unique adventures. Most of their stories link along
with another members making the whole Solo adventures
one real big adventure! It's a unique twist and a fun
idea to boot!
Narrator: It's early in the morning at Sinister Six HQ and for
some odd reason The Six are waiting in line at the foremost
bathroom, even though there's like 4 of them in the
Gary: How long is he going to be in the restroom?!
Jason: How the heck should I know? You know how Andon is and
Scott: *comes running into the room* I gotta go!!!
Tim: Wait in line. I'm surprised IRA isn't running around
Jason: Tell me about it. He got really wasted last night.
Scott: *lets out a fart*
Gary: *starts laughing like a insane lunatic*
Tim: Ugggg...where is that straight jacket...
Gary: Noooo...no straight jacket! *behaves*
Tim: Good. HURRY UP ANDON!!
Andon: Yeah...yeah. I'm coming. *opens the door*
Jason: Looks like I'm next so...
Scott: *runs in the restroom at lightning speed and slams the
door behind him*
Jason: *goes into a fenzy* GOD FRICKEN !!
(Later after the restroom crisis The Six huddle into
the entertainment room and play Luigi's Mansion)
Tim: Guys, I have an announcement.
Gary: *watching from the side lines* Well..what do you
know...look at the time. *stands up*
Gary: *groans and sits*
Jason: Hah! I beat your score Scott!
Tim: *turns off the TV* Now Listen!
(All groan but Andon)
Tim: Where's IRA?
Andon: He's still asleep from last night, remember?
Tim: Oh yeah. Anyways, I think it's time we take a day off.
All: Hell yah!! *They all raise their arms in the air*
Tim: From each other.
Jason: Say again?
Tim: Gary's been getting to many of his own small roles.
Jason: Yeah...you know what. Tim's right. I mean. Gary vs Red
Andon: There was that Gary and the Backstreet Project Crap.
Scott: Gary turning into Eye-lephant...
Gary and his April Fools Special.
Gary: *chuckles nervously*
Andon: Gary got his own Yahoo Auctions Epilouge.
Jason: Dude...this ain't fair! When do we get our own solos!
Gary: *quietly gets out of his seat*
Tim: Now we do. It's simple. We split up during this episode
and do what we want to do, and not Gary's say so.
Gary: *tip toes away*
(Everyone turns to Gary)
Tim: And where do you think YOU'RE going!?
Gary: Well I uh...decided to go for...a walk. *sweat
(The Six stare at Gary with devilish looks)
Jason: We are sick of your stupid major roles! Now it's our
Tim, Andon, and Scott: Yeah!
Gary: Well, I have no problem with that...I was just
going for a walk. You know?
Tim: You're not going anywhere. Guys?
(The Four Surround Gary)
Gary: Wha...uh oh.
(The Six lock Gary in his quarters)
Jason: You're not coming out until this adventure is over.
Gary: Okay guys...I'll just sit here and stuff. *thinks
to himself* At least they didn't lock me in the basement...
Tim: Okay guys! Now it's our turn to be in the spot light!
Let's go have some fun!
Jason: Alright! Solo Adventures for us!
Andon: Shall we wake IRA at least?
Tim: Scott's right, let's just go have our fun!
Jason:Andon, Scott, and Jason: Let's
(The Six Teleport out)
Gary: Okay guys...jokes over. Come and let me out!
*TV Channel turns on and intro music starts*
Show Narrator: Hello Megaopolis, and welcome to,
Cooking with Forte-Chan! Where we pick random people
to to stir us up some good old fasioned meals. And here
is our host. The one...the only...the beautiful! Forte
Crowd: *Cheers loudly*
Chan: Hello huns! Welcome to my show! *she bows*
Crowd: *cheer again and die away with the music*
Chan: Now, I hope we enjoyed last weeks recipie
of Mango Es Quesali! MMmmmmmm mmm! *she kisses her fingers*
That was one tasty dish! Remember though folks, to mix
the Quesali first...and not the mangos. *she giggles*
Chan: Now on to Our two special guests today. A
good friend of mine and all around good cook, Scott
from the Sinister Six!!
Crowd: *cheer with applause*
*Scott shyly looks from behind the wall*
Chan: Come on out Scott! Nothing to be afraid of!
*She smiles to the camera*
Scott: *slowly makes his way out from the back*
Chan: *looks at her watch* Come on Scott...*with
Scott: *hides behind the table and slowly peeks his head over
Chan: COME ON SCOTT! *She picks him up and stands
him upright roughly*
Chan: *She smiles* Isn't he great ladies and gentlemen...
A bit camera shy...but we all start like that! *she
pats Scott* So...Bombman. What's on today's menu?
Scott: Ahem...*speaks into the mic, but it scares him* Hehehehe..
*goes back to the mic* I'll be baking a special Strawberry,
Banana Nut Cake.
Crowd: Mmmmmmmmm...*lick their lips*
Chan: That does sound tasty Bombman! Let's see who
our other contestant is. For you'll be competing with...wait
a minute...there must be some mistake.
Chan: *From behind the set* No...I refuse to work
with such...*music turns on* OH...alright...just this
Crowd: *cheers and chants for Forte-Chan*
Chan: Okay...we are back, and now it's time to introduce
Scott's competetor. *she groans* And here is Bass!!
Bass: *walks onto the set wearing a chef hat*
Crowd: *crickets start chirping*
Bass: *groans* Everyone's a critic...
Chan: Now....Bass...*she shoots him a look* What
will you be prepairing for today?
Bass: Well Forte-Chan, I'll be making my famous
home made Chili. *looks at the audience*
Crowd: *crickets continue chirping*
Chan: Right...okay. You each can get settled at
your stations and we'll see who cooks the best dish!
Of course we'll have three judges to taste their treats...*smacks
her lips* Now let's go for it!
(Scott and Bass take their stations)
Chan: Alright. Start your dishes! All the ingredients
you need are right here in my lovely kitchen! Or...the
studio's kitchen...My beloved Kitchen is at my home.
The Mango Tree. Which we'll be visiting next week folks.
So tune right in! *she smiles*
(Bass and Scott start cooking their meals)
Scott: *starts humming and singing while cooking*
Bass: *is trying to concentrate on his Chili* Hey! Would you
mind keeping it down over there!
Scott: *throws cake mix at Bass*
Bass: *grumbles* Okay...that does it. *picks up a scoopful
of Chili Mix*
Forte-Chan: No throwing stuff in my kitchen!! *she glares at Bass*
Bass: But he just...
Forte-Chan: You heard me!! No throwing stuff!!
Forte-Chan: Nah ah ah. *she scoulds with her finger*
Forte-Chan: Na ah ah. *she continues*
Bass: *grumbles something under his breath*
(Later on after both chefs have finished cooking their
*Commercial breaks and comes back*
Forte-Chan: Welcome back! It seems both our contestants have finished
creating their tasty art! Now I've hired several judges
to help test these meals. Introducing our beloved Judges!
Arch: *growls* I'm hungry! *bonks fork and knife on table*
Sanity: How the heck did I end up here with my worst adversary,
Arch: I'm just hungry damnit! I want food!
Forte-Chan: Right...And now Our last judge.
Garfield: Yeah. I'm starving over here! Food! Bring me Food!
Forte-Chan: An intresting round of judges. Okay...Bring your dishes
over this way guys!
Scott: *walks in followed by Bass*
Bass: *with an evil snicker* My luck has been pretty pityful
this far...but I won't be beaten by a stinkin' Sinister
Six Goodie! *pulls out a bottle* This here Taste Inhanser
will not only make my food better tasting, but convience
all the judges that my Home made Chili is the best!
*The two cut out 3 portions of their food and pass it
along each Judge*
Forte-Chan: Alright. First up is Garfield! Try out each dish, and
tell us which...
Garfield: *opens his mouth and drops both plates right on in*
Forte-Chan: Ummm...you ate them both at the same time...
Forte-Chan: You were supposed to taste them seperatly...so you can
decide which one was better.
Garfield: I was...*looks at Forte-Chan's angry face* Oh! I was...hmmmm..which
do I like better.
Bass: *sweats* Me...pick me...*to himself*
*Since Garfield ate both dishes at exactly the same
time, both meals had mixed together, which means Bass'
Taste Inhanser was splashed on both sides*
Forte-Chan: *interupts Bass* Just pick one!
Garfield: Alright...*thinks* Scott!
Forte-Chan: Alright! One point for Scott!
Bass: *sighs* Damnit..if only he'd ate them seperatly!
Forte-Chan: Okay. Next we have Arch here. You ready?
Arch: What took ya so long! I"m sitting here starving! I almost
started eating the table.
Forte-Chan: -_- Okay...*puts both plates down* Remember to eat each
Arch: Yeah...whatever. *eats The Chili First* Mmmmmmmm...damn.
That's good. Bass wins!
Forte-Chan: You didn't even try Scott's cake yet.
Arch: Do I have to? *is eating Chili from the pot* This stuff
Forte-Chan: *takes the slice of cake* At least try from the end...
Arch: *is drinking out of the pot like a coke can* MMMmmmmmmm...
Arch: *is now inside the pot* Urp...
Forte-Chan: *sighs* Alright...one point to Bass.
Bass: That's right Sixlet! How do you like that! HUH!?
Scott: *is picking his nose*
Forte-Chan: Alright! Now it's time for the tie breaker! Sanity.
Are you ready!
Sanity: Ready as I'll ever be. Bring on the goods.
(The door slams open)
Crowd: *get up and look in the direction of the door*
Jason: Scott! I need your keys to the HQ! I've been locked
Scott: Again? What is it this time? To much Booze...
Jason: No...that was IRA.
Scott: Oh. Okay. *gets up*
*everyone stops what they are doing...except Arch Nemisis
who is still licking the inside of the Chili Pot*
Forte-Chan: We still don't know who won! They both are tied. NOW....SIT!!!!!!
Forte-Chan: Now...Sanity. Will you please taste these two dishes.
Sanity: No problem. *takes a bite of Bass' Chili* Mmmmm...not
Bass: This is in the bag...*grins*
Sanity: *takes a bite of Scott's Cake* Mmmmmm...not bad.
Forte-Chan: And your answer is...
Sanity: I'll have to say, that both parties put a lot of effort
into these tasty treats. And being the food lover that
I am...it's hard to say who will win. Scott has great
taste in desserts, and Bass, mmm...yeah. Greatest Chili
I've ever had. But both failed to recognize...
Forte-Chan: *interupts* JUST TELL US WHO WON!!
Sanity: Oh...sorry. Guess I got a bit carried away. Anyways
*Commercial music comes on*
Guy: Cooking with Forte-Chan is brought to you by...
Forte-Chan: *fires a blast at the commercial guy*
*he blows up and the music stops*
Forte-Chan: *trying to hold in her anger* Sanity....*she picks him
up by the collar* will you "please" tell us who won....*she
Crowd: *is surpised such a little robot could pick up such
a large robot*
Sanity: *gulps* Scott!
Forte-Chan: Thank you...thank you! Scott is our cooking winner!
*she puts Sanity gently down and gives Scott a golden
Scott: *puts it on* I'm a master Chef!!
Forte-Chan: Indeed you are! *she kisses him lightly on his cheek*
Bass: What! I don't get it! How could Sanity not taste my
Chili's greatist ingrediant!
Sanity: I'm allergic to Taste Inhanser. Sorry Bass.
Bass: How did you know...ARRRRRGGGG!!! *he leaves the studio
Forte-Chan: Congrads Scott! *she huggies him and Jason* My little
and Jason: *smile while being crushed in a bear
Sanity: Ready to go Arch? Arch?
Arch: *taking Sanity's Chili Bowl* It's mine, mine! Understand!
Sanity: I don't want it Arch.
Arch: *eyes get big* All Mine! I'm in heaven...pure Chili
Be Continued in the Next Solo!