The Sinister Six Solo Adventures: Part 1

bombman's Solo Cooking with Scott

Classic Sinister Six Epilouge

Andon: Oi, and welcome to our special Solo Adventures! The major idea goes to Gauntlet! The team members go on their own seperate ways and find dangers and their own unique adventures. Most of their stories link along with another members making the whole Solo adventures one real big adventure! It's a unique twist and a fun idea to boot!

Narrator: It's early in the morning at Sinister Six HQ and for some odd reason The Six are waiting in line at the foremost bathroom, even though there's like 4 of them in the entire palace.

Gary: How long is he going to be in the restroom?!

Jason: How the heck should I know? You know how Andon is and his hair.

Scott: *comes running into the room* I gotta go!!!

Tim: Wait in line. I'm surprised IRA isn't running around like that.

Jason: Tell me about it. He got really wasted last night.

Scott: *lets out a fart*

Gary: *starts laughing like a insane lunatic*

Tim: Ugggg...where is that straight jacket...

Gary: straight jacket! *behaves*


Andon: Yeah...yeah. I'm coming. *opens the door*

Jason: Looks like I'm next so...

Scott: *runs in the restroom at lightning speed and slams the door behind him*

The Six: *sigh*

Jason: *goes into a fenzy* GOD FRICKEN !!

(Later after the restroom crisis The Six huddle into the entertainment room and play Luigi's Mansion)

Tim: Guys, I have an announcement.

Gary: *watching from the side lines* Well..what do you know...look at the time. *stands up*

Tim: Sit.

Gary: *groans and sits*

Jason: Hah! I beat your score Scott!

Tim: *turns off the TV* Now Listen!

(All groan but Andon)

Tim: Where's IRA?

Andon: He's still asleep from last night, remember?

Tim: Oh yeah. Anyways, I think it's time we take a day off.

All: Hell yah!! *They all raise their arms in the air*

Tim: From each other.

Jason: Say again?

Tim: Gary's been getting to many of his own small roles.

Gary: Wha...huh?

Jason: know what. Tim's right. I mean. Gary vs Red

Andon: There was that Gary and the Backstreet Project Crap.

Gary: Ummm...

Scott: Gary turning into Eye-lephant...

Tim:Right. Gary and his April Fools Special.

Gary: *chuckles nervously*

Andon: Gary got his own Yahoo Auctions Epilouge.

Jason: Dude...this ain't fair! When do we get our own solos!

Gary: *quietly gets out of his seat*

Tim: Now we do. It's simple. We split up during this episode and do what we want to do, and not Gary's say so.

Gary: *tip toes away*

(Everyone turns to Gary)

Tim: And where do you think YOU'RE going!?

Gary: Well I uh...decided to go for...a walk. *sweat drops* Yeah!

(The Six stare at Gary with devilish looks)

Jason: We are sick of your stupid major roles! Now it's our turn!

Tim, Andon, and Scott: Yeah!

Gary: Well, I have no problem with that...I was just going for a walk. You know?

Tim: You're not going anywhere. Guys?

(The Four Surround Gary)

Gary: Wha...uh oh.

(The Six lock Gary in his quarters)

Jason: You're not coming out until this adventure is over.

Gary: Okay guys...I'll just sit here and stuff. *thinks to himself* At least they didn't lock me in the basement...

Tim: Okay guys! Now it's our turn to be in the spot light! Let's go have some fun!

Jason: Alright! Solo Adventures for us!

Andon: Shall we wake IRA at least?

Scott: Nah...

Tim: Scott's right, let's just go have our fun!

Jason:Andon, Scott, and Jason: Let's go!!

(The Six Teleport out)

Gary: Okay guys...jokes over. Come and let me out!


*TV Channel turns on and intro music starts*

TV Show Narrator: Hello Megaopolis, and welcome to, Cooking with Forte-Chan! Where we pick random people to to stir us up some good old fasioned meals. And here is our host. The one...the only...the beautiful! Forte Chan!!

Crowd: *Cheers loudly*

Forte Chan: Hello huns! Welcome to my show! *she bows*

Crowd: *cheer again and die away with the music*

Forte Chan: Now, I hope we enjoyed last weeks recipie of Mango Es Quesali! MMmmmmmm mmm! *she kisses her fingers* That was one tasty dish! Remember though folks, to mix the Quesali first...and not the mangos. *she giggles*

Forte Chan: Now on to Our two special guests today. A good friend of mine and all around good cook, Scott from the Sinister Six!!

Crowd: *cheer with applause*

*Scott shyly looks from behind the wall*

Forte Chan: Come on out Scott! Nothing to be afraid of! *She smiles to the camera*

Scott: *slowly makes his way out from the back*

Forte Chan: *looks at her watch* Come on Scott...*with small aggression*

Scott: *hides behind the table and slowly peeks his head over the counter*

Forte Chan: COME ON SCOTT! *She picks him up and stands him upright roughly*

Crowd: *cheers*

Forte Chan: *She smiles* Isn't he great ladies and gentlemen... A bit camera shy...but we all start like that! *she pats Scott* So...Bombman. What's on today's menu?

Scott: Ahem...*speaks into the mic, but it scares him* Hehehehe.. *goes back to the mic* I'll be baking a special Strawberry, Banana Nut Cake.

Crowd: Mmmmmmmmm...*lick their lips*

Forte Chan: That does sound tasty Bombman! Let's see who our other contestant is. For you'll be competing with...wait a minute...there must be some mistake.

Crowd: ?????

Forte Chan: *From behind the set* No...I refuse to work with such...*music turns on* OH...alright...just this once...

Crowd: *cheers and chants for Forte-Chan*

Forte Chan: Okay...we are back, and now it's time to introduce Scott's competetor. *she groans* And here is Bass!!

Bass: *walks onto the set wearing a chef hat*

Crowd: *crickets start chirping*

Bass: *groans* Everyone's a critic...

Forte Chan: Now....Bass...*she shoots him a look* What will you be prepairing for today?

Bass: Well Forte-Chan, I'll be making my famous home made Chili. *looks at the audience*

Crowd: *crickets continue chirping*

Forte Chan: Right...okay. You each can get settled at your stations and we'll see who cooks the best dish! Of course we'll have three judges to taste their treats...*smacks her lips* Now let's go for it!

(Scott and Bass take their stations)

Forte Chan: Alright. Start your dishes! All the ingredients you need are right here in my lovely kitchen! Or...the studio's kitchen...My beloved Kitchen is at my home. The Mango Tree. Which we'll be visiting next week folks. So tune right in! *she smiles*

(Bass and Scott start cooking their meals)

Scott: *starts humming and singing while cooking*

Bass: *is trying to concentrate on his Chili* Hey! Would you mind keeping it down over there!

Scott: *throws cake mix at Bass*

Bass: *grumbles* Okay...that does it. *picks up a scoopful of Chili Mix*

Forte-Chan: No throwing stuff in my kitchen!! *she glares at Bass*

Bass: But he just...

Forte-Chan: You heard me!! No throwing stuff!!

Bass: But...

Forte-Chan: Nah ah ah. *she scoulds with her finger*

Bass: .....

Forte-Chan: Na ah ah. *she continues*

Bass: *grumbles something under his breath*

(Later on after both chefs have finished cooking their meals)

*Commercial breaks and comes back*

Forte-Chan: Welcome back! It seems both our contestants have finished creating their tasty art! Now I've hired several judges to help test these meals. Introducing our beloved Judges!

*crowd cheers*

Arch: *growls* I'm hungry! *bonks fork and knife on table* Feed me!

Sanity: How the heck did I end up here with my worst adversary, Arch Nemesis!

Arch: I'm just hungry damnit! I want food!

Forte-Chan: Right...And now Our last judge.

Garfield: Yeah. I'm starving over here! Food! Bring me Food!

Forte-Chan: An intresting round of judges. Okay...Bring your dishes over this way guys!

Scott: *walks in followed by Bass*

Bass: *with an evil snicker* My luck has been pretty pityful this far...but I won't be beaten by a stinkin' Sinister Six Goodie! *pulls out a bottle* This here Taste Inhanser will not only make my food better tasting, but convience all the judges that my Home made Chili is the best!

*The two cut out 3 portions of their food and pass it along each Judge*

Forte-Chan: Alright. First up is Garfield! Try out each dish, and tell us which...

Garfield: *opens his mouth and drops both plates right on in* BURP!!

Forte-Chan: ate them both at the same time...

Garfield: So?

Forte-Chan: You were supposed to taste them you can decide which one was better.

Garfield: I was...*looks at Forte-Chan's angry face* Oh! I was...hmmmm..which do I like better.

Bass: *sweats* Me...pick me...*to himself*

*Since Garfield ate both dishes at exactly the same time, both meals had mixed together, which means Bass' Taste Inhanser was splashed on both sides*

Garfield: Scott!

Bass: What!?

Garfield: Bass!?

Forte-Chan: What?

Garfield: Scott?!

Bass: What!?

Garfield: Bass!?

Forte-Chan: What!?

Garfield: Scott!?

Forte-Chan: *interupts Bass* Just pick one!

Garfield: Alright...*thinks* Scott!

Forte-Chan: Alright! One point for Scott!

Scott: *smiles*

Bass: *sighs* Damnit..if only he'd ate them seperatly!

Forte-Chan: Okay. Next we have Arch here. You ready?

Arch: What took ya so long! I"m sitting here starving! I almost started eating the table.

Forte-Chan: -_- Okay...*puts both plates down* Remember to eat each one seperatly.

Arch: Yeah...whatever. *eats The Chili First* Mmmmmmmm...damn. That's good. Bass wins!

Bass: Whoooohooo!!

Forte-Chan: You didn't even try Scott's cake yet.

Arch: Do I have to? *is eating Chili from the pot* This stuff is delicious!

Forte-Chan: *takes the slice of cake* At least try from the end...

Arch: *is drinking out of the pot like a coke can* MMMmmmmmmm...

Forte-Chan: ARCH!!

Arch: *is now inside the pot* Urp...

Forte-Chan: *sighs* point to Bass.

Bass: That's right Sixlet! How do you like that! HUH!?

Scott: *is picking his nose*

Forte-Chan: Alright! Now it's time for the tie breaker! Sanity. Are you ready!

Sanity: Ready as I'll ever be. Bring on the goods.

(The door slams open)

Crowd: *get up and look in the direction of the door*

Jason: Scott! I need your keys to the HQ! I've been locked out!

Scott: Again? What is it this time? To much Booze...

Jason: No...that was IRA.

Scott: Oh. Okay. *gets up*

Forte-Chan: WAIT!!!!

*everyone stops what they are doing...except Arch Nemisis who is still licking the inside of the Chili Pot*

Forte-Chan: We still don't know who won! They both are tied. NOW....SIT!!!!!!

*everyone sits*

Forte-Chan: Now...Sanity. Will you please taste these two dishes.

Sanity: No problem. *takes a bite of Bass' Chili* Mmmmm...not bad.

Bass: This is in the bag...*grins*

Sanity: *takes a bite of Scott's Cake* Mmmmmm...not bad.

Forte-Chan: And your answer is...

Sanity: I'll have to say, that both parties put a lot of effort into these tasty treats. And being the food lover that I's hard to say who will win. Scott has great taste in desserts, and Bass, mmm...yeah. Greatest Chili I've ever had. But both failed to recognize...

Forte-Chan: *interupts* JUST TELL US WHO WON!!

Sanity: Oh...sorry. Guess I got a bit carried away. Anyways I think...

*Commercial music comes on*

Commercial Guy: Cooking with Forte-Chan is brought to you by...

Forte-Chan: *fires a blast at the commercial guy*

*he blows up and the music stops*

Forte-Chan: *trying to hold in her anger* Sanity....*she picks him up by the collar* will you "please" tell us who won....*she smiles gravely*

Crowd: *is surpised such a little robot could pick up such a large robot*

Sanity: *gulps* Scott!

Crowd: *cheers*

Forte-Chan: Thank you...thank you! Scott is our cooking winner! *she puts Sanity gently down and gives Scott a golden Chef hat*

Scott: *puts it on* I'm a master Chef!!

Forte-Chan: Indeed you are! *she kisses him lightly on his cheek*

Bass: What! I don't get it! How could Sanity not taste my Chili's greatist ingrediant!

Sanity: I'm allergic to Taste Inhanser. Sorry Bass.

Bass: How did you know...ARRRRRGGGG!!! *he leaves the studio in frustration*

Forte-Chan: Congrads Scott! *she huggies him and Jason* My little Sixlits!

Scott and Jason: *smile while being crushed in a bear hug*

Sanity: Ready to go Arch? Arch?

Arch: *taking Sanity's Chili Bowl* It's mine, mine! Understand!

Sanity: I don't want it Arch.


Arch: *eyes get big* All Mine! I'm in heaven...pure Chili heaven...

To Be Continued in the Next Solo!