Sinister Six Solo Adventures: Part 3
Party at Sinister Six H.Q.
Andon: Oi, and welcome to our special Solo Adventures! The
major idea goes to Gauntlet! The team members go on
their own seperate ways and find dangers and their own
unique adventures. Most of their stories link along
with another members making the whole Solo adventures
one real big adventure! It's a unique twist and a fun
idea to boot!
Narrator: It's early in the morning at Sinister Six HQ and for
some odd reason The Six are waiting in line at the foremost
bathroom, even though there's like 4 of them in the
Gary: How long is he going to be in the restroom?!
Jason: How the heck should I know? You know how Andon is and
Scott: *comes running into the room* I gotta go!!!
Tim: Wait in line. I'm surprised IRA isn't running around
Jason: Tell me about it. He got really wasted last night.
Scott: *lets out a fart*
Gary: *starts laughing like a insane lunatic*
Tim: Ugggg...where is that straight jacket...
Gary: Noooo...no straight jacket! *behaves*
Tim: Good. HURRY UP ANDON!!
Andon: Yeah...yeah. I'm coming. *opens the door*
Jason: Looks like I'm next so...
Scott: *runs in the restroom at lightning speed and slams the
door behind him*
Jason: *goes into a fenzy* GOD FRICKEN !!
(Later after the restroom crisis The Six huddle into
the entertainment room and play Luigi's Mansion)
Tim: Guys, I have an announcement.
Gary: *watching from the side lines* Well..what do you
know...look at the time. *stands up*
Gary: *groans and sits*
Jason: Hah! I beat your score Scott!
Tim: *turns off the TV* Now Listen!
(All groan but Andon)
Tim: Where's IRA?
Andon: He's still asleep from last night, remember?
Tim: Oh yeah. Anyways, I think it's time we take a day off.
All: Hell yah!! *They all raise their arms in the air*
Tim: From each other.
Jason: Say again?
Tim: Gary's been getting to many of his own small roles.
Jason: Yeah...you know what. Tim's right. I mean. Gary vs Red
Andon: There was that Gary and the Backstreet Project Crap.
Scott: Gary turning into Eye-lephant...
Gary and his April Fools Special.
Gary: *chuckles nervously*
Andon: Gary got his own Yahoo Auctions Epilouge.
Jason: Dude...this ain't fair! When do we get our own solos!
Gary: *quietly gets out of his seat*
Tim: Now we do. It's simple. We split up during this episode
and do what we want to do, and not Gary's say so.
Gary: *tip toes away*
(Everyone turns to Gary)
Tim: And where do you think YOU'RE going!?
Gary: Well I uh...decided to go for...a walk. *sweat
(The Six stare at Gary with devilish looks)
Jason: We are sick of your stupid major roles! Now it's our
Tim, Andon, and Scott: Yeah!
Gary: Well, I have no problem with that...I was just
going for a walk. You know?
Tim: You're not going anywhere. Guys?
(The Four Surround Gary)
Gary: Wha...uh oh.
(The Six lock Gary in his quarters)
Jason: You're not coming out until this adventure is over.
Gary: Okay guys...I'll just sit here and stuff. *thinks
to himself* At least they didn't lock me in the basement...
Tim: Okay guys! Now it's our turn to be in the spot light!
Let's go have some fun!
Jason: Alright! Solo Adventures for us!
Andon: Shall we wake IRA at least?
Tim: Scott's right, let's just go have our fun!
Jason:Andon, Scott, and Jason: Let's
(The Six Teleport out)
Gary: Okay guys...jokes over. Come and let me out!
(The Six Teleport out)
*After Everyone seemed to have left the HQ Jason had
made some phone calls*
Jason: Finally...now I can do what I've always wanted to do!
But Tim never allowed it! But now since he and the others
are out of the base...it's time to...
*door bell rings*
*Jason opens the door and lots of people pile in*
Drizl: Wow! Can't wait to try the buffet!
Lysekoid: I brought Sponge Cake!
Entity: Whoooo!! Turn on the music!
*Rock Music starts*
Jason: Hmmm...I don't recall ever bringing a boom box...
*more people pile on in*
Xardion: Damn...where are the strippers!?
Napalm: Whoah...you are one horny little met.
Xardion: Bring on the babes baby!
Roll: Now that's not nice to talk about women that way! *puts
Xardion in the toilet*
Jason: Hey! That's bathroom's not a swimming pool!
*Wily's Warriors' stumble in*
Koala: Whoah...a lot of people here.
Gringo: Yeah! Tell me about it.
Blade: Where's the shower room? I want a bubble
John: Wheeee! I think the game is on right now!
Jason: Hey! *catchs vase* Careful with that! *groan* I don't
remember inviting this many people! 0_o HEY! DON'T SIT
ON THAT!! *takes off*
Boy: You know...with the right paint brush...this
wall can look snazzy.
Auto: I donno. Wouldn't the Six get mad?
X Phoenix: Don't worry about that, they are very
Boy: *starts drawing on the wall* Here goes nothing.
Jason: *sigh* I don't know what happend. I called a few people,
and to many things are happening at once!
Jason: HEY! I didn't invite you!
Garage: *is surrounded by lots of women* Hey man,
I can go to any party I please! *invites himself in*
Jason: Crap. This here party is getting a tad out of control.
Jason: Darnit! Don't use that as a football!
(Jason then failed to recognize Gary sneaking out of
Odin: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Naop: *drinking down booze*
Odin: You can do it! Come on!
Jason: HEY! THAT'S IRA'S PRIVATE STASH!
Jason: He'll get pissed off if you drink all that...
Jason: *sighs and hears another crash*
Fanewgie: I said use the after burners! You can't very well use
rocket skates in the living room.
Heatman: You're right. Let's try the laundry room!
Jason: Nooo! Don't use that inside the base!
*Jason feels water on his boots*
Jason: *groans* What now!?
(he runs to the bathroom dodging various peoples)
Roll: What do you think is his hurry?
Sola: Got me...let's finish up here.
Kat: *tied up and gagged* Mmmmmphmmmpm. *dressed
in girl cosmetics*
Sola: What did he say?
Roll: Something about not enough makeup on his cheeks. *wide
Sola: Gotcha! *pulls out make up kit*
*Jason enteres the bathroom to find*
Blade: *bathroom overflows with bubbles*
Xardion: *from inside the toilet* If mets were ment to swim...then
I'd marry a fish!
*Jason moved around the HQ frustrated*
Jason: What am I going to do?
Chris: MMmmmmmmmmmmmhhhmmm mrop
Jason: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE VACUUM!
Chris: *points to the wall*
Jason: OH no!!
Boy: Whaaaa? Why are you yelling? Don't you like
X Phoenix: Yeah...he spent a lot of time on it.
Jason: NOOOOOOOO!! YOU RUINED OUR WALL!!
Boy: *starts to cry* You don't have to be so mean...
Auto: Shame on you!
X Phoenix: *shakes head in disapointment*
*another crash and Jason goes to investigate*
Egoraptor: Ahhh...now that's quality entertainment!
Entity: *is sword fighting with drizl*
Drizl: You almost had me there...*waves his sword and knocks
Egoraptor: You may want to be quiet...you'll wake up Gigaman.
Jason: He's here...oh no...*he runs upstairs and inside Tim's
Gigaman: *snore* Ohhh..pretty butterflies.
Jason: Tim's gonna kill me if someone sleeps in his bed! *he
goes downstairs with Gary's microphone* Alright...that's
it. Enough is enough!
Jason: EVERYONE! GET OUT! YOU'RE TRASHING OUR BASE!!
Jason: JUST GET YOUR STUFF AND GO!!
Roll: *walks up to him* Wait a minute...do you have an invitation?
Jason: I live here!
Sola: That's no excuse...do you or don't you?
Roll: You're the one that needs to leave. Invitations only!
Jason: But...but...*is dragged off by everyone*
Napalm: Sorry bro...no invitation no party for you!
*throws Jason out*
Jason: *door is slammed shut behind him* HEY! THAT'S MY BASE
*loud music is heard inside the HQ*
Jason: I don't belive it! Thrown out of my own base!
*party music flashing on*
Fanewgie: Whooo hooo! Let's play frisbee! *throws some expensive
Jason: NOOOO!! Not Tim's Elton John Collection! Grrrrrr...
Heatman: *roasts the furnature* Come on all...sit next to me
and let's have a campfire!
Lysekoid: *brings out bags of microwavable popcorn and marshmellows*
I got a scary tale!
Jason: Damnit! Scott's supply of Food! Andon's new thinking
Couch! I'm done for!
Naop: *uses Jason's Pokemon cards as Target Practice* Good
Practice for my Physic Blasts eh?
Jason: MY CARDS!! There's gotta be something I can do! I don't
have my keys!
*TV program turns on*
Jason: That sounds like he TV? What's it doing outside?
TV: *commercial breaks off*
*Commercial breaks and comes back*
Forte-Chan: Welcome back! It seems both our contestants have finished
creating their tasty art! Now I've hired several judges
to help test these meals. Introducing our beloved Judges!
Arch: *growls* I'm hungry! *bonks fork and knife on table*
Sanity: How the heck did I end up here with my worst adversary,
Arch: I'm just hungry damnit! I want food!
Forte-Chan: Right...And now Our last judge.
Garfield: Yeah. I'm starving over here! Food! Bring me Food!
Forte-Chan: An intresting round of judges. Okay...Bring your dishes
over this way guys!
Scott: *walks in followed by Bass*
*Back at HQ*
Jason: THAT'S IT! *Jason brings the TV to the window*
*inside the HQ*
Odin: Hey look, it's a cooking show.
Koala: Holy jokes! Forte-Chan is on! I never miss her show!
Lysekoid: Me too! *sits down by the window*
*as does everyone else inside the HQ*
Auto: How the heck did Sanity end up on that show?
Drizl: Yeah! I thought he said he'd be coming here.
Gigaman: *yawns* Me too..I think he played us out...
Blade: I wanted to be on her show!
John: Me too!
Jonathon: Me three!
*everyone ignores Clownman*
Gringo: Let's go there and get him!
Naop: Nobody fools me! Let's go!
*they all storm out of the base*
Jason: Finally, it worked. Nobody ever misses Forte-Chan's
*Jason tries to open the door*
Jason: Oh no! I can't get in! Blasted! I need to get Scott's
*Jason trembles off to the studio where Forte-Chan's
Jason: *sees the party crowd in front of the studio, waiting
for Sanity to comeout with pitch forks and torchs* I'm
glad I'm not Stoneman...
Jason: Scott! I need your keys to the HQ! I've been locked
Scott: Again? What is it this time? To much Booze...
Jason: No...that was IRA.
Scott: Oh. Okay. *gets up*
*everyone stops what they are doing...except Arch Nemisis
who is still licking the inside of the Chili Pot*
Forte-Chan: We still don't know who won! They both are tied. NOW....SIT!!!!!!
Forte-Chan: Now...Sanity. Will you please taste these two dishes.
Sanity: No problem. *takes a bite of Bass' Chili* Mmmmm...not
Bass: This is in the bag...*grins*
Sanity: *takes a bite of Scott's Cake* Mmmmmm...not bad.
Forte-Chan: And your answer is...
Sanity: I'll have to say, that both parties put a lot of effort
into these tasty treats. And being the food lover that
I am...it's hard to say who will win. Scott has great
taste in desserts, and Bass, mmm...yeah. Greatest Chili
I've ever had. But both failed to recognize...
Forte-Chan: *interupts* JUST TELL US WHO WON!!
Sanity: Oh...sorry. Guess I got a bit carried away. Anyways
*Commercial music comes on*
Guy: Cooking with Forte-Chan is brought to you by...
Forte-Chan: *fires a blast at the commercial guy*
*he blows up and the music stops*
Forte-Chan: *trying to hold in her anger* Sanity....*she picks him
up by the collar* will you "please" tell us who won....*she
Crowd: *is surpised such a little robot could pick up such
a large robot*
Sanity: *gulps* Scott!
Forte-Chan: Thank you...thank you! Scott is our cooking winner!
*she puts Sanity gently down and gives Scott a golden
Scott: *puts it on* I'm a master Chef!!
Forte-Chan: Indeed you are! *she kisses him lightly on his cheek*
Bass: What! I don't get it! How could Sanity not taste my
Chili's greatist ingrediant!
Sanity: I'm allergic to taste enhanser. Sorry Bass.
Bass: How did you know...ARRRRRGGGG!!! *he leaves the studio
Forte-Chan: Congrads Scott! *she huggies him and Jason* My little
and Jason: *smile while being crushed in a bear
10 mintues later...
Sanity: *being chased by the mob of people* OKAY! SO I LIED..SO
*At the H.Q.*
Xardion: Hello....anyone going to open the lid to the toilet!
I'm gonna grow gills at this rate!
Be Continued in the Next Solo!