The Sinister Six In:

Thriller Night!

Classic Sinister Six Epilouge


Lady: Here's your... *Looks at Gauntlet* EEEEEEEEK! He's hideous! *Slams door*

Ben: Dammit no candy!

Gary: And it's all Gauntlet's fault.

*Camera shift to Gauntlet as he's shown wearing a XT Gemini outfit*

Gauntlet: Well one of us would have to inflict halloween horrors this year. Ben may be imposing as Bat Dragoon but far from Scary and Gary... well what's so threatening about a guy in an eskimo costume. Mr. Freeze right?

Gary: I'm Captain Cold dammit!

Ben: Aw, can it. Who's next on the map?

Gauntlet: *Pulls out huge map* It appears to be that freaky cult that tries to convert everyone on halloween.

Ben: Crapsicles, what if you two distract him while I ransack the house for candy?

Gary: Why you? >.> Always having to take the harder and exciting jobs...

Ben: I'm looking for an excuse to beat up some cultist. Less gab, more distraction. *Leaps the fence*

And so Gary and Gauntlet go up to the door and ring it a cultist opens it.

Gary and Gauntlet: Trick or Treat!

Cultist: More halloweeners, sorry we do not hand out candy on King Necron's birthday.

Gauntlet: Nah, we came to join your little shin dig.

*MD rushes in from the kitchen and starts tearing up the joint and even the other cultists...*

Gary: Yeah; we want to join your cult and joing King Necro's army.

Cultist: Necron! And yeah sure our demon leader is building up his army for the blah, blah, blah... fluffy bunnies! blah blah blah... toliet paper! Blash blah... (Trust me folks he'll continue speaking for five minutes.)

*MD grabs a a couple books as well as fat cultists candy stash...*

Fat Cultist: Nooooooooo!


Cultist: *Cocks head back* Roland we'll you please shut the hell up?! I'm talking to some newbies here! Where was I? Blah blah blah blah... My mother's crutch... blah blah... *MD approaches from behind Cultist and...*


Gary: Eep!

Gauntlet: Talk about advanced cairopratics.

(I'll leave this to your imaginations... ;-))

Ben: *Dusts hands off* I took a couple courses in Medicine.

Gary and Gauntlet: 0_0

Gauntlet: Anyway... got any candy?

Ben: JACKPOT! The fat cultist had a stash that took up his entire dresser. I also managed to swipe this. *Holds up the Book of the Dead*

Gary: *Rubs hands rapidly* The ultimate halloween prank...

Book: Cross-referencing... *Opens up and flips to a certain page*

Gary: Whoa! Cool what is it?

Ben: The Thriller, unleash a horde of dancing zombies, mass destruction, death and donuts. It comes with a warning: "To avoid being consumed by the living dead, thou must dance to the Thriller."

Gauntlet: Why bother with the pranks this year? Ransacking that cult was enough.

*The music begins*

Gauntlet: Aw cripes you had to start it didn't you?

Gary: Yep...

Ben: *Adjusts his voice synthesizer* There...

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

*Gauntlet and Gary start dancing to the music*

Gauntlet: *Sigh* when in Rome...

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

*Meanwhile in the graveyard the dead start to emerge from their graves and walking into the streets scaring civilians.*

Zombie 1: Brains!

Zombie 2: Brains!

Zombie 3: Snapple!

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for life inside a killer, thriller tonight

*The zombie ring on the S6's door.*


Tim: *Opens the door with a big bowl of candy* Hello... wow what good costumes. Who made them for ya?


Tim: Hot damn! And I though he was outta the... why are you looking at me like that?


Tim: Oh cripes.

You hear a door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time

Tim: Nooooooooooooo!

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller tonight

*The S6 come out and dances as zombies*

Gary: Tarnation! The Zombies got to the six... *Spins*

Gauntlet: *Can-can high kick* Not all of them... *Points to IRA*

IRA: *Dancing and stumbling as one with an blood/alcohol of .70 can get* Weeee... Hic! This is the best... Hic! Christmas ever!

Night creatures call
The dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life

*Michael Jackson zombie jumps in...*

Michael Jackson: Aowwwwwww!

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial

Disco Demon 1: *Bursts from the ground* I need a host!

Starnik: Now that's a good stash. I almost feel bad for selling that bad map to Ben...

Koala: Heh heh, more candy for us...

Crash: Ya know it's kinda unfair we went through the rich neighoorhood...

Disco Demon 2: Perfect! .

Starnik: I wonder how... *Gets possessed* Woo! *Drops his bag and starts break dancing*

Crash: What are ya doing? This is no time for... *Gets possessed along with Koala*

*All three start dancing like John Travolta in "Saturday Night Fever"*

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen
I'll make you see

Cause it's a thriller, thriller night
Girl I can thrill you more than any ghoul who would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

*The zombies surround Scott*

Zombie 1: Brains!

Zombie 2: Brainnnnnnnns.

Zombie 3: Butter!

*After poking at Scott's head, they disregard him*

Scott: *Starts crying* What I'm not good enough for you? *Runs off sobbing*

That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul who would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

*Wide angle shot of the zombified neighbors & S6, trick-or-treaters with Ben, Gary and Gauntlet dancing in formation...*

That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul who would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

*Scott runs behind the group sobbing*

Ben: Gonna be tonight...

Wily (as an Undertaker):
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

Ben: Thriller, thriller night....

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

*Group pose*

Wily: (maniacal laughter)

*All the organic zombies crumble into dust, while the robotic ones are just conked out*

Gauntlet: *Looks back* There went the neighbourhood. What happened?

Ben: Song's finished thus the spell is broken. Let's move that those that move into these houses aren't cheapskates. Except for fattie cultist we got no candy...

Gary: *Runs in with several bags of candy* Yes jackpot!

Gauntlet and Ben: !!!

Gary: When those organic zombies now gone and our friends knocked out, all that candy's unclaimed.

Ben: *Breaks the fourth wall* Ca-ching and...