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Erik: Ever wanted to meet your favorite Anime Characters? Ever wanted to fight side by side with them? Well we all know that's virtually impossible, unless you use your imagination, or be apart of a freak accident that actually makes your dream a reality. But with reality comes great risk. What if something bad happened and your dream became your worst nightmare??
Narrator: Things are quiet in Sinister Six H.Q. Erik, Ben, and Gary are seen sitting on the couch on a nice, relaxing day. Watching one of their fave programs.
Gary: Whoooohooo! It's starting!
Erik: *sings the intro*
When there's trouble, you know who to call (TEEN TITANS!)
From their tower, they can see it all (TEEN TITANS!)
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol
TEEN TITANS, GO!
TEEN TITANS, GO!
With their super powers, they unite (TEEN TITANS!)
Ben: You guys are to obsessed..
Never met a villain that they liked (TEEN TITANS!)
They got the bad guys on the run
They never stop until the job gets done
'Cause when the world is losing all control
TEEN TITANS, GO!
TEEN TITANS, GO!
If your heart is black, you better watch out
You cannot escape the team
When they catch you, there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten by the teens
beaten by the teens
T-E-E-N! T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
Ben: I still think the Legion can take them on. Heck, Triplicate Girl can take them!
Erik: It's starting! Finally the newest episode! No repeats this time!
Gary: Amen to that...now to sit back and...
*alarms blare off*
Leon: *comes in* Trouble guys! A supervillain's robbing the 133rd National Bank of Megalopolis.
Gary and Erik: *groan*
Ben: Phew! Let's go gang!
*Meanwhile at the bank, the police surrounded the building*
Chief: Alright Dr. Light! You're completely surrounded, surrender now and make it easy for yourself.
Dr. Light: *Face obscured by shadow* Oh please don't insult my intelligence. *Fires a hard light blast that blows up the closest squad car*
Cut Chan: Whoa! Dr. Light did that?
Rich: Well you how Dr. Light is a mean drunk. Remember when he got liquored up on bourbon and held the President hostage for a case of Jack Daniels?
Erik: I would like to forget that episode thank you... *Smashes his way through the bank* Alright Dr. Light we're taking you back to re.. Wait a minute, you can't be Dr. Light!
Dr. Light: I am not Dr. Thomas Light, the drunken moron you assumed me to be you fool. I am Dr. Arthur Light, master of illumination!
Gary: Oh very nice, did the title come with the costume fin head? *Freezes Dr. Light's hands with an ice slasher ray*
Dr. Light: Insolent worm! You dare speak to me in that manner?! *Shatters the ice and nails Gary with a laser blast*
Leon: You might want to consider changing your dialogue doctor. It's much too cliched for my liking. *Firing off elec beams as Ben combines his Fire Storm attack to Leon's*
*Dr. Light swats them aside with a wide-radius hard-light field. Erik, Britt and Rich press on with their attacks, however Dr. Light protects himself with a photon-based force shield.*
Dr. Light: Don't delude yourselves into thinking I haven't studied up on you Sinister Six. *Expands the force shield and pins them against the wall.* I happen to know of Fireman's psychotic delusions.
Erik: Oh no, you wouldn't...
*Dr. Light grins evilly as he creates a holographic projection of the Muffin Man*
Erik: Leon! Whatever you do, keep Ben's head down!
Ben: *Looks up* What's up? *Then looks at the hologram and eyes start twitching*
Erik: Oh no...
Dr. Light: Oh yes!
Ben: ARGH! MUFFIN MAN! *Starts rampaging around the bank blasting everything in sight*
*The rest of the Sinister Six are forced to restrain Ben from killing someone as Dr. Light walks away with bags of cash in his hands. Before he could leave, a pair of razor-ship and wing-shaped discs slice the bags forcing the money to spill onto the floor*
Dr. Light: *looks back* Oh no... not you.
Robin: Yes, it's the Teen Titans. We've followed you to Megalopolis Dr. Light... Teen Titans go!
*Starfire and Raven are the first to attack, Starfire using her starbolts to blast Dr. Light backwards while Raven uses her psychic powers to pick up furniture and debris then throw them at him.*
Raven: I could smell you all the way from the west coast creep.
Dr. Light: Is that the best insult you have my dear? *Blasts both Starfire and Raven away*
*While Dr. Light's battle suit was momentarily cooling down, Robin presses the opening and jump kicks Dr. Light into the teller's counter.*
Beast Boy: *Changes to a kangaroo with oversized Boxing Gloves* C'mon Doctor, put up your dukes!
Dr. Light: I think not. *Fires a hard light beam at Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: *Bounces out of the way* What's the matter Doc? You chicken? *Changes to a chicken* BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK! BAWK!!!
Dr. Light: Why you impetuous little... *Keeps firing at BB who keeps dodging*
Cyborg: Take this sucker! *Fires his sonic blaster, slamming Dr. Light into a support column*
*As the Titans move in for the kill, Ben bursts through beelining it for Dr. Light*
Ben: ARGH! Muffin Man! *Starts beating Dr. Light to a pulp*
Leon: See? I told you I could get Ben to defeat Dr. Light while having a psychotic episode. You all owe me $20
Starfire: What is that fiery one doing to Dr. Light?
Beast Boy: They call it reconstructive surgery Star, though looks like the Doc won't have his good looks after this...
Beast Boy: Uh, shouldn't we do something?
Raven: Give him five minutes...
Dr. Light: ARGH! My spleen!
*And so after Ben's episode subsides and Dr. Light is admitted into the intensive care unit, the S6 and the Teen Titans regroup.*
Meanwhile at the Quick Stop in Leonardo, New Jersey...
Randall: *Walks in* Hey! Who are you and what happened to Dante?
Super Chaos: They finally let him have his day off so I'm filling in for him.
Randall: Wait a minute, you're that blob that terrorizes Megalopolis aren't you?
Super Chaos: *Sigh* Yes, I'm Super Chaos.
Randall: *Pulls a porn magazine out from the rack and started reading it was he leans against the counter* So, did you get action from the Mega Babes?
Super Chaos: What?
Randall: Y'know, Cutchan, Needlegal, Sparkchan, Brightbabe, Crystalgirl. You should had least slept with one of them.
Super Chaos: I will never understand you humans and your fixation on imtimate relations. No, for one I'm their freaking enemy; two, they're all taken and three... well I'm not going to share that with a filthy-minded human like yourself.
Randall: I was just asking... I've always wondered what it would be like doing it with a robot. Is it like doing it with Leia in that slave outfit from 'Return'?
Super Chaos: I wouldn't know...
*The bell on the door rings as Control Freak enters*
Control Freak: Dude, I can't believe I've finally found you! It's Super Chaos in the... well goop!
Randall: Look who finally emerged from the basement.
Super Chaos: Oh great, another fanboy.
Control Freak: What are you doing working in a dump like this? Shouldn't you be out there going for world domination?
Super Chaos: World Domination doesn't exactly pay the bills kid, especially when your archenemies always return the loot you stole.
Control Freak: C'mon, you're the baddest of the bad! Let's team up, with your power and my intelligence we can cause lots of damage, especially to the hated Sinister Six.
Super Chaos: Geez kid, don't you see that some of us have to make a living?
Randall: Yeah, you're more annoying than those stoners.
*Control Freak pulls out a remote from his pocket and presses the 'Rewind Button and suddenly Randall is deaged to infancy.*
Randall: ... *burp*
Super Chaos: Great Slades of Flash Man!
Control Freak: You like my newest little toy? I call it the Omniversal Remote, it was slow, speed up and even freeze time. It's also what's keeping our respective universes merged, so you wanna reconsider my offer SC?
Super Chaos: No one blackmails Super Chaos, least of all a little insect like yourself. Now buy something or get lost.
Control Freak: *Sigh* I didn't go to all this trouble to be turned away by you. *Presses the 'Pause' button and freezes Super Chaos* I heard you could interface and merge with other robot so with my biological adapter, we will be one!
*Control Freak activates the bio-adapter on his with and merges with Super Chaos.*
Control Freak: Yes! YES! By now, the Sinister Six must have met the Titans. Now they will have to team up against the might of SUPER FREAK!