Bart's Beginning

By: Sharkman

Narrator: The Sinister Six had just gotten back from a long battle with saddam Husain…

Oilman: Yo guys! Did you see me wipe out sadaam?

Waveman: Yes.

Oilman: Ok, He tried to pull down my pants so I oil slid under him.

Waveman: I said yes.

Oilman: Then when I was right under him I got my oil stream ready and BAM! Right in he nutsack!

Torchman: That’s a great story.

Oilman: Yeah, it really was…

Dr. Light appears on screen

Dr. Light: Sinister Six! Dr. Wily has gotten control of all the machines at Circuit City. He’s using them to destroy downtown New York. You must hurry!

Torchman: Alright guys! Looks like we have a job to do! Me and Spike will go first. You guys take the Stealth Jet.

Blademan: (drunk) We have a stealth jet?

Sharkman: Yes you crackhead.

Blademan: Crack?!! Give me some!!!

Sharkman: AIEEEEEEe

Narrator: Torchman and his faithful pooch Spike arrive at Circuit City.

Torchman: Alright Wily! I’m sick of your same old crap!

Dr. Wily: Ahhhhhhhh, Torchman, leader of Sinister Six. You shouldn’t of betrayed me. But instead, I’ll just have to kill you. Gem man, Cyberman, Ninjaman ATTACK!!!

Torchman: O FUDGE!!! This is gonna be tricky. ( torch arms in front of him and hides in the flames)

Ninjaman: Uhhhhh, Where's Torch?

Torchman: (BAM!!!) wasted that robo dooshbag.

Gem man: Yeah, but will you waste me? Gem shield!

Torchman: Oh no! As long as he has that shield around him my lasers useless… Unless… Z SABER

Cyberman: What? Since when did you have a lightsaber attached to your gunarm.

Torchman: Your Moms a whore!

Cyberman: WTF??!!!

Torchman: (runs at Cyberman and slices him into oblivion.

Gem man: You still got me chimpanzee, hey that rythmed.

Torchman: Puh-Leeze. (charges at Gem man)

Dr. Wily: Not so fast Torch, Attack him my powerful appliances!!!

Microwave: We’re gonna fry your ass.

Refrigerator: I’m gonna give you a brain freeze EHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Torchman: WHOA! Lay off the drugs you pecker.

TV: I’m after you Torch.

Torchman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE TV!!!!!!

Narator: the appliances seize Torch an tie him up to bring to Wily.

Dr. Wily: Good job my powerful friends! First Torch, next the Sinister Six. MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Torchman: DAMN! I gotta get out of this. (I hope you’re here soon guys)

Meanwhile, back in the Stealth Jet

Oilman: AHHHHHHHHH! This thing goes like 2 MPH!

Bitman: This sucks! Must be Sharks Fat ass!

Oilman: hahaha, yeah.

Blademan: Wha’d you say bout my momma?

Bitman: Not you dumbass.

Blademan: Oh! (chugs down another gallon of beer)

Sharkman: I’m not fat you guys! Its my protective armor!

Bitman: That’s what you said when you got stuck in the bathroom!

Voltman: and remember that club?

Oilman: Yeah, all those “your mommas fat jokes”

Bitman: So that’s where he gets that juggly ass from.

Blademan: YEAH! And those HUGE TITS!

Sharkman: Shut up blade boy, at least my moms not on the cover of crack whore magazine.

Blademan: DUDE!!!! YOUR TITS ARE BIGGER THEN MY MOMS!!!!!

Sharkman: MINE ARE SMALL! YOU SHOULD SEE MY DADS!

Oilman: Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Blademan: iiiiiiitttttttttt, HAHAHAHA

Bitman: Shut up Blade!

Oilman: Yeah, we’re there.

Narator: The Sinister Six plans how to get into the building…

Oilman: How are we gonna get in?

Sonicman: Looks like Blade has an idea.

Blademan: (walks right into the building) WOO HOO HOO

Oilman: DAMN! What the hell is he doing???? BLADE!

Waveman: Come on Oil! We gotta save him!

Oilman: ATTACK!

Refridgerator: alright appliances! Lets do this!

Sharkman: (opens the fridge) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Pork grinds……

Refridgerator: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sharkman: (throws them in the mic) YUMMMMMMMMMMMSIES

Bitman: Wait to go Shark!

Lamp: I’m gonna burn your behind.

Oilman: OIL STREAM

Blademan: HEY!!! I wonder if they got any beer in here!

Sharkman: DOOOOOOD!!

Bitman: HEY the games on!

Waveman: OH YEAH!

Oilman: COME ON! Why do I have to do all the work?

Sharkman: I’m helping to!

Oilman: You guys! The TVs distracting you?

Waveman: TV…….

Oilman: (shakes his head) I can’t handle all these guys!

Refridgerator: (grabs Oil) GOTCHA!!!

Dr. Wily: MWAHAHAHAHA: Bring him to me…

Refridgerator: yes sir!

Dr. Wily: Your little friends can’t help you now, there to busy, and now for the next stage of my plan… (Opens the capsule.)

Oilman: Gauntlet…

Gauntlet: Nice to see you again Sinister Six.

Dr. Wily: He should take care of your last stage of attack… Voltman SoniCMan and DYNAMAN!!! MWAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.

Oilman: ARGHHHHHHH, you’ll never stop us WILY!

Voltman and Dynaman arrive at Circuit City…

Dynaman: We need to find another way in.

Torchman: Psssp, up here!

Sonicman: Torchman!

Torchman: Yeah its me, I found a way in…

Sonicman: Ok, We’ll be right up. (climbs to the roof where Gauntlet is)

Torchman: Ok, right down through that shaft.

Sonicman: COOL! I’ll blast it! (BAM!!!!)

Dynaman: Good job Sonic! We’re in!

Dr. Wily: Yes, right INTO my trap!

Voltman: Torch you traitor!

Torchman: Who says, I’m Torch! (Takes off disguise!!!!!!!!)

Dr. Wily: Gauntlet from the Mechanichal Maniacs helped me to set you in my trap.

Sonicman: You’re kinda brave when its 3 on 2!

Dr. Wily: hehehehehe, Clawman, Omegaman, Ultimateman, Ninjaman, Cyberman, Gem man! ATTACK!!!

Ultimateman: We got you now Sinister Six!

Sonicman: S*$T F@^K!!!!

Dynaman: Lets fight these fagots with dyna power.

Sonicman: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

Clawman: WHAT! The hell are you doing.

Sonicman: HEHEHE! Sonic Wave! (dooshes Clawman)

Clawman: ARHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Sonicman: SUCK IT DOWN!

Dynaman: NUCLEAAR DETONATOR!!! (smacks Ninjaman in the face with a boom chi mama bomb!)

Ninjaman: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dynaman: DAMN! Oh well, Now I’ve got your power. (KA CHING!) NINJA STOPPER! (DING DING DING!) Looks like you’re all frozen and stuff!

Sonicman: ummmmmm YEAH!

Dynaman: Hate to leave you guys here but we gotta save the world!

Voltman: ROOOOOOOOOLLLD!

Sonicman: COME ON VOLT! WE GOTTA SAVE OUR BROS!

Voltman: BROS!!! Brorororooooroororoooooo

Dynaman: SHUT THE F%#Q&$&^@%$%^@$^^K Up!

Voltman: FUCK YOU!

Sonicman: HEY BRO!

Torchman: Nice of you to stop by!

Oilman: Don’t forget about me!

Dynaman: Wheres the other guys?!

Oilman: Ummmmmmmmm… watching the game

Dynaman: ………………..

Sonicman: OK! You guys are free!

Torchman: Thanks bro! Lets go get the rest of our team.

Sonicman: OK! You do that! Oil, Torch, Dyna, Voltman! We gotta stop Wily!

Voltman: YUP!!! (they run back to the room Wily was in)

Dynaman: Wheres Wily???

Sonicman: WHO CARES! Lets destroy this machine!

Dynaman: We’re gonna need teamwork!

Sonicman: YEAH!

Dyna and Sonic: PLASMA POWER!!!!!

Machine: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!! Hello, this is wily, if you hear a boom then you’ve stopped my machine… but at the cost of the rest of your members. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Sonicman: S*%T! THE APPLIANCES ARE GONNA BLOW! I BETTER WARN TOORCH! (turns on his super walkie talkie) BRO! Get the rest of the members out!!! THIS SH*THOLES GONNA BLOW!

Torchman: alrIGHT! You guys get out!

Sharkman: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEFY!!!

Torchman: S*%t Looks like Sharcks fat A$$ is gonna blow!

Sharkman: (BABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)

Torchman: AHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH AND IT SMELLS TO!

Sharkman: WHOOPSIES!

Torchman: Uhhhhhhhhh, lets get the others!

Sonicman: 4 MINUTES BRO!

Sharkman: Ok, they’re watching the game!

Torchman: HURRY!

Sharkman: This is as fast as I can go!

Torchman: My Grandma walks faster then you run! We’re putting you on a diet when we get home!

Sharkman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LORD, TAKE ME NOW!!!

Bitman: TOUCHDOWN!! Oh take that Waveman! Steelers win!

Torchman: SCREW THE GAME GUYS! THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW!

Blademan: Ok Torch!

Voltman: Come on guys! Let’s go!!

Gauntlet: Not so fast Torch…

Torchman: GAUNTLET! You guys get out of here! I’ll take care of Gauntlet.TORCH ARM!

Gauntlet: Don’t play games with me Torch! Shadow Bomb!!! (the ninja smoke reveals Torchs behind the flames)

Torchman: DAMN! Torch Arm!

Gauntlet: HA! Missed me!

Torchman: Did I?

Gauntlet: AHHHHHHHHH! Must’ve been the richochet.

Sonicman: BRO! 1 MINUTE!

Torchman: DAMN, looks like I’ll have to finish you later. CYA! (runs through the store, until he arrives at the trash can station)

Bart: BART! BART!

Torchman: WHAT THE HELL! A TALKING TRASHCAN!

Bart: Help Bart!

Torchman: Sorry little guy! No time.

Bart: ARRRRRRRGHHHHH ROOF ROOF!

Torchman: ????? Whatever, here! Take this!

Bart: But this is S*%t?

Torchman: Yeah! I’m putting it in the trash!

Bart: Ok, I’ll just die,.. slowly… AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Torchman: Alright come on! Spike! Get us outa here!

Spike: SPIKE JET!!!

Sonicman: 10, 9, 8, 7

Torchman: YOU’RE NOT GONNA BE AN ONLY CHILD!

Sonicman: 6, 5, 4,3 ,2 ,1

Torchman: FWOOOOOOOSH!!!!! HES OUTTA THERE!!!

They all meat back at the Sinister Six hideout.

Blademan: That was too close!

Bitman: Did you finish off Gauntlet?

Torchman: No, didn’t have the time… there will be other wars though.

Sharkman: Hey TROCh!!! What the hell is this!? Looks like a trashcan!!!

Bart: ERRRRRRRRRRR, BART NO TRASH CAN!!!

Torchman: I don’t know, I found it on my way out.

Bart: Check this out!! E TANK!

Sinister Six: WHOA!!!!!!!!

Sharkman: That was so tits!

Blademan: What!?

Torchman: That was cool! Welcome to the team Bart!

Bart: BURP!!!!

Sharkman: This bites. We get no respect!!!!

Bitman: Still, this coulda ended worse. We got ourselves a new member! Bart!

(Sharkman turns on the TV and April O'Neil is reporting.)

April O'Neil: And so Gauntlet says the Sinister Six is evil

Gauntlet:Yeah, they're evil! But the Mechanical Maniacs will beat them!!! Just you wait!!!!!

(Sharkman turns off the TV.)

Sonicman: He's a sore loser!

Voltman: YEAH!!!

Bart: Bart! He'll always lose!

Sharkman: Hellz yeah!

Waveman: Even I have to say this went good. (Shark bites Wave)

Sharkman: SHUDDDUUPP!!

Waveman: OW!! I'm depressed!!!!

Sharkman: HAHHAHAHAHAhAH!

Bitman: HAhAHAHAAHAHAAHAhAHA

Torchman: Yeah we won, but the war goes on and on and on, but we'll always win because we're awsome and other people arent awsome and thats why we'll always win because were totally cool!!!!!!! The Sinister Six!!!! YEAHH!!!!!!!

 

The End.