Evolution

Zeus: Poor monkeys!Ares: Stupid monkeys can't have my evolution!One day mighty Zeus looked down from his throne upon the earth and saw a group of monkeys. He thought to himself, " Man, these monkeys need a break,"so he decided to give them evolution. Soon the monkeys got opposable thumbs, better spines, and bigger brains.

 

 

 

The other gods of Olympus didn't like the monkeys having evolution because they wanted it all for themselves. Hera and Aries devised a plan to take evolution away from the monkeys and keep it all for themselves. They decided to send the mighty Cyclopses to kill the monkeys, thereby allowing them to keep evolution for themselves.

 

 

Heraclese: Bad Cyclopse!Xena: AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAIAIAIAIAIAAIAIIA!!!!!!The Cyclopses attacked the noble monkeys' village and caused horrible destruction in their wake until Heracles, son of Zeus and Xena,warrior princess and came to bring a stop to the Cyclopses reign of terror. The Cyclopses took one look at Heracues and Xena and decided to run away for they knew of their greatness. Xena and Heracues could not keep up with the Cyclopses for they had very long legs.

 

 

 

 

Thor: I smiteth thee with mine hammer! Aye! Verily!Hera: No good can come of this.When it seemed that the Cyclopses would escape, a mighty hero appeared. Mighty Thor flew from the heavens to smight the wicked Cyclopses. With his mighty hammer he destroyed the wicked Cyclopses who turned into ashes that covered the earth for a thousand years.

Hera and Aries looked down upon their failed Cyclopses and said, " This has gone from weak to super-weak! Not only have our mighty Cyclopses been destroyed, and now we will never get evolution back from those puny monkeys."

 

The city of Townsville!Zeus: Stupid monkeys!And so, using the mighty evolution the apes developed into the species we now know as humans. Except for a brief war with cromagnum men, they flourished and built mighty buildings, all seemed well but as the apes grew smarter they saw the many plotholes in Zeus' society and turned away from Zeus and his buddies Ra and Odin. Nowadays Zeus looks down from his throne and wonders why he even bothered.

The End

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