Big Battles Episode 04: Clash of the colors!
Green Ranger VS White Ranger
Gauntlet: Yo all! This is Gauntlet,
Needlegal: And his spontaniously spectacular sis, Needlegal,
Gauntlet: Reporting to you live from the planet Cybertron, which is now overrun with technorganic plants.
Needlegal: The need a good gardener, bro!
Guy Garder: Somebody call my name? Hey, cutie, wanna go out sometime?
Needlegal: Get yer hands off me, Guy!
Guy Gardner: Ohhh...play hard to get! I likes that!
Gauntlet: Don't piss us off, Guy! We can always find another judge.
Guy Gardner: Don't be so harsh.
Needlegal: I told you we shoulda gone with Hal Jordan...
Guy Gardner: What the Hell was that!?
Botanica: Alright, I'm here. Sorry I'm late, but -
Guy Gardner: And who's this weed?
Botanica: What!? How dare you-!
Gauntlet: Uh-oh. I think we have a slight scheduling promlem here.
Botanica: What is that supposed to mean??
Guy Gardner: It means yer out, flower girl!
Needlegal: *sigh* actually, it says here that Jetstorm was supposed to be the judge.
Guy Gardner and Botanica: WHAT!!!???
Guy Gardner: Y'know what? This bites! I'm outta here!
*Guy flies aways in a flash of Emerald energy*
Botanica: I will as well! Honestly....Jetstorm of all people!
*Botanica spinns into the ground*
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White Ranger: Hey are we gonna fight or what? I got ballet to get to!
Green Ranger: OH GOD! I can't believe that I turned into YOU!
Sabba: Green Ranger is to garlic as White Ranger is to lime!
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White Ranger: Well said Sabba!
Green Ranger: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!? PLEASE let me kick this guy's ass right now!
Needlegal: In a second, please!
Gauntlet: Well......there IS one person we can call on such short notice....
*a few minutes later*
Waspinator: Hello, world! Thizzzzz izzzz Wazpinator reporting!
Needlegal: And we couldn't get anyone else?
Gauntlet: 'fraid not.
Waspinator: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Wazpinator will rule Cybertron one day! Become the grand pubah!
Gauntlet: Waspinator.
Waspinator: And Wazpinator will get respect.
Gauntlet: WASPINATOR!
Waspinator: Yezzzz?
Gauntlet: Just introduce the fighters.
Wazpinator: Alright, fleshy-bot! Do not hurry Wazpinator!
Green Fleshy-bot - Izzz very mean. Very mean to Wazpinator!
White Flesy-bot - Iz alzo mean to poor Wazpinator. Wazpinator hate both fleshy-bots!
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Needlegal: Works for me!
Gauntlet: Me too! On with the fight!
Green Ranger: FINALLY!
White Ranger: *does a few poses* It's time for me to get mean, Green!
Gauntlet: And their both at it! Their having a fight with daggars clashing. For all his girliness, White Ranger is still more powerfull than Green Ranger is. But Green Ranger has better moves. As we can see with this fireball he just pulled out.
Needlegal: He's using the Sword of Darkness now! The "Go Green Ganger" theme song is playing in the background!
Gauntlet: But White Ranger has countered that with his "GO White Ranger" theme song. MAN! Green Ranger has just jump-kicked White Ranger! And he's not letting up, even for a second! He's slashing, and kicking and slashing and - White Ranger just did an uppercut!
Sabba: Remember, Tommy...when all else seems lost...use the force!
White Ranger: Good idea, Sabba!
Needlegal: And...it appears that White Ranger is listening to Sabba and trying to use the force.......
Gauntlet: Green Ranger is stunned by the stupidity of it all. And now he's calling the Dragonzord!
Needlegal: White Ranger looks mad. He's saying stuff about having to do the dance of zords before you can call on a zord. He's trying it -
Gauntlet: NO GOOD! White Ranger just missed getting squashed by the Dragonzord! Dragondord is powering up missles, and White Ranger is running for his life!
Needlegal: And now Green Ranger is on him again! He just knocked his morpher off - it's all over folks! White Ranger has de-morphed and Green Ranger has knocked him out. Waspinator, care to officially announce the winner?
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Needlegal: Waspinator?
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Gauntlet: Dammit! He left! We can't announce the winner without a judge!
Green Ranger: HEY! Where's the call? I got a date with Kim!
Gauntlet: That is not a happy camper, sis.
Needlegal: No it is not. Let's just say this has been Needlegal -
Gauntlet: And Gauntlet -
Needlegal: Reporting.
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THE END
