Gauntlet (Shadowman) and the Low Flow Toilets

By: Gauntlet ('natch)

(The scene begins with the Mechanical Maniacs passing by a local McDonalds for a cheap meal only to find...)

Magnet: This place has gone nuts!

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Snake: Man, we really need to give Hardman a personality already.

Top: I dunno, I kinda like 'im like this. Big 'n dumb!

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Some guy: Get out! Get out while you still can!

Gemini: Hunh? But we're hungry! We need extra value meals because we're so stinkin' poor!

Gauntlet: I still have my Counterfeit Money Machine if...?

Top: Damnit Gauntlet, we're poor! That's the story! No cheating outta it!

Gauntlet: mumble mumble grumble...

Top: So, what's up guy?

Some guy: All the toilets have been replaced with low flows! And McDonald's food makes you...makes you...AW GAWD!

(The Mechanical Maniacs back away from the guy.)

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Snake: You said it, big guy!

Magnet: Man...it's like this all over! We'll never get a bite!

(Top's cell phone rings.)

Top: Yello? Mechanical Maniacs, we bust heads for your hard cash!...Uh-hunh...the Sinister Six on the job...uh hunh...and the MM2 Dream Team. Aren't they disbanded?...Oh, so now there's two...The Elite Eight?! Who're they?...We don't wanna know? Why?...Uh-hunh...Uh-hunh...you understand we work for money?...Right...Awsome! Don't worry, we'll handle it!

Snake: Who was that?

Top: It was the commissioner! We've been hired to take on the low flow toilet problem!

Needle: Awesome! Now we can make some cash!

Gauntlet: Oh - DAMN!

Needle: What - is - it - now - Gauntlet - ?

Gauntlet: I think I left the oven on at the base!

Snake: Oh, is that right, Gauntlet?

Gauntlet: Yeah! I guess I'd better sit this one out...

Gemini: Oh-HO no! You're not goin' anywhere! Yer coming to do actual work this time!

Needle: In fact...to make up for all the fights you missed, you can handle this one solo!

Gauntlet: SOLO? Aw, you gotta be kidding me...

Top: Great idea, Needle! We'll go to the roller rink while Gauntlet handles the toilet situation!

(The rest of the Mechanical Maniacs get in their beat-up van and head over to the rink.)

Gauntlet:...They're gone...HA!!! It was ALL ME!!!! I used some auto-dialers to call every number in the WORLD getting them to switch to my cheap facilities! Knowing it would eventually cause chaos, I have a timed e-mail that will be sent to the world's leaders right about NOW! They'll have to give me a trillion dollars and Hawaii in which I will live in paradise and luxury while those other guys are off on a wild goose chase!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Some guy:...So...it was you all this time!

Gauntlet: (Was that out loud?) Hey, nobody was talking to you, GET LOST!...Putz.

Gauntlet: (Thought) Hey I gotta get my ass home so I can hear them announce my victory over the TV!

(Gauntlet then steals another Sunfire and heads to the MM warehouse on Webpage Street!)

TV guy: -and so, after so many, many, insanely many Megaman Teams could not find the perpetrator of this heinous deed, the leaders of the world are forced to accept the demands of the heartless monster that has sent the entire world into chaos...

Gauntlet: This is it...the moment of my victory!

TV guy: Galvatron! Leader of the Decepticons!

Gauntlet: ?????Wha????? No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GALVATRON!! YOU BASTARD!!! THAT WAS MY IDEA! MYYYYYYYY IIIIDDDDEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

(Galvatron crashes through the Warehouse roof.)

Galvatron: And a good idea it was too! Ingenious!

Gauntlet: HOW DID YOU KNOW? HOW DID YOU FIND ME!?

Galvatron: It was simple really! Your primitive brain is weak and feeble compared to my own! Using my Decepticon technology and with the help of my fellow Decepticons, I was able to construct a device to track the unique energy projected by your Matrix Gauntlets! I stalked you and learned of your plan, making only small adjustments to fit -

Gauntlet: GEEZ! I only wanted to know how you found out, not yer life story!

Galvatron: - but you don't know that what you installed was not only a bunch of useless toilets, but an army of evil DECEPTICON TRASNSFORMERS who, when I command it, will rise up and take over the world!

Gauntlet: A toilet Transformer? That's gotta suck...

Galvatron: Well, now that you know my plan, I cannot let you live...

Gauntlet: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO KNOW, THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME!?

(Galvatron then transforms into a cannon and starts blasting Gauntlet.)

Gauntlet: OW!

(Gauntlet then starts blasting Galvatron, but the battle is clearly in Galvatron's favor until...)

Gauntlet: OKAY! That's it! You're FINISHED!

(Gauntlet's ki energy surrounds him and powers him up, turning his hair golden.)

Gauntlet: Now face SUPER SAIYAN GAUNTLET!

Galvatron: Ngaaaaahhhh! That has nothing to do with the Megaman franchise! You're not a Saiyan! Stop it!

Gauntlet: KA-ME-HA-...

Galvatron: This is turning into Vegas...his powers make no sense...

Gauntlet: ...ME-HA-!!!

(Gauntlet then blasts Galvatron with a huge Kamehameha sending him through several walls in the warehouse. Half of the warehouse then falls on top of Galvatron, knocking him out!)

Gauntlet: Whoop-sie!

(Just then cops, the MM Teams, and the rest of the Mechanical Maniacs return!)

Galvatron:...no sense...it makes...no sennnnnnnssssssse...nga!

Top: OUR HOUSE!

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Snakeman: What did you do!?

Some Other Guy: He saved us all is what!

(The Maniacs turn around.)

Snake: The Commish!

Commish: Galvatron was always the true culprit here, isn't that right, Gauntlet?

Gauntlet:...uh...right, Commish!

Commish: How did you know, when everyone else did not?

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Snake: Yeah, how?

Gauntlet: Well...

Magnet: Yeah...?

Gauntlet: The reason I knew is...

Gemini: Is...?

Gauntlet: A SECRET!

Hard: nnnnnnnnnhhhhhh!

Needle: Aw come on!

Magnet: Spill yer guts!

Commish: Indeed!

Gauntlet: HEY! I don't need this, I'm a hero!

Top: A hero who destroyed our base!

Snake: With Sparky still inside!

Gauntlet: Sparkman was still inside? Oops...

Spark: (From somewhere inside the rubble.) I'mmokaay...

Gauntlet: See? He's tough!

Snake: Where will we live?

Commish: Oh, don't worry about that! We'll rebuild your base!

Snake: Gauntlet is a hero after all!

Needle: Woah! That's sure great of you!

Commish: Of course it'll come out of your reward...

Gauntlet: This is for that 'secret' crack, right?

Commish: (Grins snidely and winks.)

Snake: Hm...I guess things turned out alright after all...

Needleman: Yeah, and we learned something too...

Gauntlet: We were supposed to LEARN something from all this?

Needleman: Indeed! We learned a great lesson! We learned...that although the low flow toilet is environmentally sound, and does not use as much water as a regular toilet, it does not properly get rid of the waste, so people will ultimately use even more water than they would for a regular toilet, therefore making it useless.

Gauntlet: That's a stupid moral.

Needle: You trashing my moral again?

Gauntlet: Wha?? No way!

Needle: YOU ARE!

Gauntlet: It's not even your moral! It was totally ripped off of another show-

Needle: YOU DID IT AGAIN! I'LL KILL YOU!

Gauntlet: Woah! Outta here!

(Gauntlet then runs away while Needleman chases after him.)

Top: Ugh! Well, until we can actually keep the reward we get, we are...the Mechanical Maniacs!

THE END

Cast:
Sean as .....	Sparkman	Jacob as .....	Snakeman	Anton as .....	Needleman
Nobody as .....	Hardman			C.J. as .....	Topman
Gizmo as .....	Geminiman	Titanium 91 as .....	Magnetman	Gauntlet as .....	Shadowman