Jaws in the big city!

Intro by: Gauntlet (Shadowman)

Story also by Gauntlet (writing about somebody else for a change!)

(The scene opens with the Mechanical Maniacs watching TV.)

Hardman: Feels good to finally have a brain...

Snake: I guess...

Top: Liked you better sans-brain! Less dangerous...

Hard:...You're so mean...

(Hard starts crying.)

Top: Aw, come on...sorry, okay?

(Hard continues crying.)

Hard: (Thought) Heh. They think I'm really crying! Hah-HAH!!

TV News Lady: Unusual things have been happening all week. Inconsistencies are found everywhere in the world and -

(Suddenly, the Red Phone rings! The Mechanical Maniacs rush to answer it in hopes of another gig!)

Top: Yeah? What!? Chaos everywhere!? We're needed? We're getting paid!?!? We're on it!

(Top hangs up the phone and turns to address the Team.)

Top: Alright guys, we gotta -

(Gauntlet is spotted tip-toeing out of the room.)

Gemini: And where do you think YOU'RE going?

Gauntlet: Well...I...y'see...Rats.

Snake: Y'know, I'm sick of all your stupid solo adventures! We should all have solo adventures!

The Other Maniacs: YEAH!

Gauntlet: Ah, that's cool. Go ahead! I was just gonna step out anyway!

Top: Oh, you're not going anywhere!

(The Mechanical Maniacs surround Gauntlet.)

Gauntlet: Wha...? HEY!

(They tie Gauntlet up and throw him in the basement.)

Top: You can come out when all the adventures are over!

(Top slams the door and locks it.)

Gauntlet:...'Kay! I'll just be down here! Chillin' and stuff! Don't you worry about me!

Top: Alright guys, we got lots of problems to clean up, so we gotta split up!

Spark: Right! Solo adventures for all of us!

All: LET'S GO!

(The Maniacs teleport out!)

(Snakeman lands in the an unspecified big city!)

Snakeman: Hah! If Top thinks I'm gonna stop all this, he's got another think coming! This is the perfect diversion for me to...TAKE OVER ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD!!!!! Using this hand-held device created by my old buddy Sparkman for my birthday I will...TAKE OVER ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD!!! Because that is my goal! My objective shall be accomplished with this! My birthday present made for me by Sparkman, my old friend! There are SNAKES! And I shall be THE MASTER OF THEM! And not just one of them...ALL OF THEM! ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD! For I am SNAKEMAN! And SNAKEMAN is I! If Topman thinks I will help him, he is wrong, because I will not! Helping is not what I will be doing! TAKING OVER is what I will be doing, not helping! For my objective is not to help, but to TAKE OVER! TO TAKE OVER ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD FOR I AM SNAKEMAN!

(Suddenly, the device is snatched from Snakeman's grasp!)

Snake: What!? Who dares!

Guy: I dare! Your arch-nemisis! SHARKMAN!

Snake: Arch-nemisis!? We only fought once.

Shark: Hm, that may be so, but...I got yer thingy! Nah-na n-na-naH!

(Snake runs after Shark.)

Snake: Search Snakes, catch him - but do it gently! He has the device!

(The Search Snakes are catching up to Shark!)

Shark: Hah! Shark Boomerang!

(Shark fires Shark Boomerang at the snakes, effectively destroying them!)

Shark: You'll never catch me!

(Shark then transforms into a jet and flies quickly out of sight!)

Snake: BLAST!

(The Sinister Six are fighting Super Chaos nearby!)

Snake: Now I'll never TAKE OVER ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD!

Another guy: Hey, what's wrong bud?

Snake: Oh, hi Ice. Looks like I crashed in on one of your adventures. I'll leave...

Ice: Nah, tell me what's wrong!

Snake: *Sigh*! Well, for my birthday, Spark made me a SNAKE controlling device so that I can TAKE OVER ALL THE SNAKES IN THE WORLD! But Sharkman just stole it and turned into a jet and I got no idea where he is!

Ice: Yeah, that could be a problemo...hm...well...it seems to me...that if you can't follow him, you should get him to come to you.

Snake: Yeah!!! That's the ticket! Thanks, Ice!

Ice: Hey, no prob! Drop by whenever you want! Now maybe I should get back to fighting alongside my Team. Hm. I just got an alert from my JLA signal device...I wonder what's up?

(Snakeman comes up with a plan...He goes into the nearest bar and talks to the bartender...)

Snake: So can you put this all on my credit?

Bartender: Sure man, as long as it's good.

Snake: Oh, it is!

(Snakeman gives the bartender the Elite Eight Snakeman's credit card.)

Snake: (Thought) Now to get Sharkman...

(Snakeman goes outside and speaks into a megaphone.)

Snake: OKAY YOU LILY-LIVERED, PANTYWAIST, GIRLY WASTE OF METAL, GET OVER HERE!!! I CHALLENGE YOU, OR ARE YOU NOT MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE ME ON!!!!!!

(Shortly, Sharkman shows up.)

Shark: Hmph! I was hoping you'd try to follow me and go through my level like a traditional Megaman-style fight, but this way's quicker I guess...So, whadya want? Fight?

Snake: Nothing so mundane...I challenge you to...A DRINKING CONTEST!!!!

Shark: A huh!?...Alright! This is gonna be sweet!

(Round 1)

Shark: Quit yet?

(Round 2)

Snake: BRING IT ON!!!!

(Round 3)

Shark: Feelin' a buzz yet?

(Round 6)

Snake: So I said...HEY BAAAAAAABBBBYYYY! You want a real man c'mon right over here! I gots the goods!

Shark: MWA-HAH-HAH-HAH! That is soooooo lame!

(Round 8)

Shark: (Sob) She never loved me...She was just using me to get back with Tenguman. TENGUMAN!!! Can you believe it????

(Round 10)

(Snake calls Shark on his cell-phone.)

Shark: Hol' on, I godda call. Yeah??

Snake: Wazzup!?

Shark: Wazzup!?

(Sharkman calls Doctor Wily in jail.)

Wily: Hello?

Shark: Wazzzzaaaaaappppp!?!?

Wily: Eh?

Shark: WWWAAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPPP!?!!?!?

(Wily hangs up the phone.)

Both: Heh heh heh heh...

(Then Snake gets a call.)

Snake: Wuzzap!?

Gauntlet: Snake! Listen, I need -

Snake: WAZZAAAAPPPP!?!?!?

Gauntlet: Rassa frackin' WAHHHHHHZZZZAAAAPPPPP!?!?!?

Snake: Hah hah hah!

(Snake hangs up the phone.)

Snake: So wuzzup, S?

Shark: Nutin. Jus' chilln' ou' n' 'avin' a bud!

Snake: True. True.

(Round 13)

Bartender: Okay I think you boys have had enough.

Both: (Throw up on the floor.)

Bartender...That's on the tab too. I hope you have a lot of cash, Snake. I called a cab earlier.

Snake: 'anksh man...y'kow...Ah think ah love ya' mannnn...

Bartender: Yeah, okay...ya weirdo.

(Suddenly, a huge explosion from elsewhere in the city rocks the bar!)

...

Shark: Okie, 'at wuz me...

Snake: He he he...

(The two walk out of the bar.)

Snake: So, wat 'appened to th' device anyway?

Shark: Oh doood, I killed it righ' away!...

(Snake pushes Shark into traffic.)

People: OH GOD!!! WATCH OUT!! THERE'S A GUY ON THE ROAD!!!

(Sharkman gets hit by a truck.)

Snake: Asshole...

(So Snakeman has lost his snake-controlling device, but at least he outdrank Sharkman! What of the other Mechanical Maniacs? Read on!)

THE END

Cast:
Sean as .....	Sparkman	Jacob as .....	Snakeman	Anton as .....	Needleman
Eric as .....	Hardman			C.J. as .....	Topman
Gizmo as .....	Geminiman	Titanium 91 as .....	Magnetman	Gauntlet as .....	Shadowman