Intro by: Gauntlet (Shadowman)
Story also by Gauntlet (writing about somebody else for a change!)
(The scene opens with the Mechanical Maniacs watching TV.)
Hardman: Feels good to finally have a brain...
Snake: I guess...
Top: Liked you better sans-brain! Less dangerous...
Hard:...You're so mean...
(Hard starts crying.)
Top: Aw, come on...sorry, okay?
(Hard continues crying.)
Hard: (Thought) Heh. They think I'm really crying! Hah-HAH!!
TV News Lady: Unusual things have been happening all week. Inconsistencies are found everywhere in the world and -
(Suddenly, the Red Phone rings! The Mechanical Maniacs rush to answer it in hopes of another gig!)
Top: Yeah? What!? Chaos everywhere!? We're needed? We're getting paid!?!? We're on it!
(Top hangs up the phone and turns to address the Team.)
Top: Alright guys, we gotta -
(Gauntlet is spotted tip-toeing out of the room.)
Gemini: And where do you think YOU'RE going?
Gauntlet: Well...I...y'see...Rats.
Snake: Y'know, I'm sick of all your stupid solo adventures! We should all have solo adventures!
The Other Maniacs: YEAH!
Gauntlet: Ah, that's cool. Go ahead! I was just gonna step out anyway!
Top: Oh, you're not going anywhere!
(The Mechanical Maniacs surround Gauntlet.)
Gauntlet: Wha...? HEY!
(They tie Gauntlet up and throw him in the basement.)
Top: You can come out when all the adventures are over!
(Top slams the door and locks it.)
Gauntlet:...'Kay! I'll just be down here! Chillin' and stuff! Don't you worry about me!
Top: Alright guys, we got lots of problems to clean up, so we gotta split up!
Spark: Right! Solo adventures for all of us!
All: LET'S GO!
(The Maniacs teleport out!)
(Geminiman lands in a lab in another sector of the city.)
Gemini: Ah, if Top thinks I'll actually help out, he's got a screw loose. I have important work to do! (Starts experimenting with the lab equipment.) I believe one of the elements of Gamma was kryptonite...so I'll experiment with the different versions of the stuff!
To recap:
Green K: Kills Kryptonians!
Red K: Affects on Kryptonians are unpredictable and temporary.
Gold K: Robs Kryptonians of their powers.
Blue K: Deadly to Super-Bizarros!
White K: Kills plant life.
Gemini: I believe Wily may have combined several of these in order to create the element, so that's what I'll do too!
(He tries that, and soon there's a tremendous explosion and...)
Gemini Blue: OH MY GOD!!!! You're...me!!
Gemini Red: Man...the combination of different varieties of kryptonite must've whacked out our duplication power somehow!
Gemini Blue: This is too weird! I can't read you like I can normally! We gotta recombine!
Gemini Red: Not so fast there, Blue!
Gemini Blue: You're...disagreeing??
Gemini Red: Yeah, that's right! Why should I re-merge into a loser like you!
Gemini Blue: Aw, man! I knew something was whack! Yer like...everything evil in me!!
Gemini Red: And yer my goodie-goodie counterpart! The one who's so lonely and trash! Well, I want none of that! I am outta here!
Gemini Blue: But we gotta see what's goin' on! Who knows what might happen if -
(Gemini Red blasts Gemini Blue with a Laser!)
Gemini Red: Not gonna happen, Blue! I got all the fight in me, remember!
(Gemini Red continues to pound on Blue!)
Gemini Blue: No...who knows what'll happen if you kill me?
Gemini Red: Aw shaddap!
(Gemini Blue then blasts Gemini Red and bolts to the exit.)
Gemini Red: Got some balls after all, Blue! But yer never gonna beat me!
(Gemini Red chases Blue outside, where they run into a huge anomaly!)
Gemini Blue: Where are we?
Stranger: You are in the Cleft of Dimension!
Gemini Blue: The Cleft of Dimension? What is that?
Gemini Red: Aw, who cares??
Stranger: It's where all we Final Fantasy characters go when we die. I am Sephrioth of FF7!
Gemini Men: SEPHRIOTH!?!?
(Both prepare for battle.)
Sephrioth: Aw, why bother fighting? When we die here, our souls end up back at the entrance. You'd better watch yourselves though, since you're not Final Fantasy characters!
Gemini Red: Aw, we'll see about that!
(Sephrioth hits Red with his Masamune!)
Gemini Red: OW!!!!
Sephrioth: Come, I'll take you to Mirage Town, it's kinda where we all hang out and stuff.
(And so the Geminis go to Mirage...)
Gemini Blue: Wow...this place sure is screwy!
Gemini Red: And stupid too! Let's blow this joint!
Exdeath: Well, if you want to leave, you must first battle ME!!!!
(The Geminis run and Exdeath chases after them.)
Exdeath: Fwahahahahaha! I will rend you limb from limb!
Ultimecia: Kerse you Exdeath! You're trampling my Flower Garden!
(The Geminis go through a door and end up in another room with many doors.)
Gemini Red: Crap! Which one's the right one?
Gemini Blue: Well, let's try one!
(Gemini Blue jumps through a door. He emerges with a flash of light!)
Needle: Who???
(A glowing phantom of Geminiman floats before Needle!)
Needle: Gemini!?!?
Gemini Blue: Needle? Crap. Well, I gotta try this again. Later.
(Gemini disappears in a flash of light!)
Gemini Blue: Dammit, it was just Needleman! We need to find someone to help us out!
(Suddenly, Chaos appears!)
Chaos: I am Chaos, the first Final Fantasy villain! Listen to me, to return home, you must go through the Void...
Gemini Red: Why are you helping us!?
Chaos: Because having Megaman characters here will disrupt the continuum and may flatten my cake. It took me years to get the perfect recipe and I will not have it ruined!
Exdeath: CHAOS!!! Eat this!!
(Exdeath blasts Chaos, killing him.)
Chaos: Awwww, maaaaaan...now I'll have to make my way hommmme from the entraaaaannnnce...
(Chaos disappears.)
Gemini Blue: Well...Chaos seemed to come from this door, so let's try it!
(Both Geminis jump through and land in a crystal chamber!)
Gemini Red: Nice place!
Eerie Chanting: Fiiiithos...Luuuusec....Weeeecos.....Vinosec.....
(Ultimecia appears!)
Ultimecia: Kerse you Exdeath! You ruined my flowers again! I shall Junction myself unto Griever!
(She and the GF Griever Junction and kill Exdeath!)
ExDeath: Dammit! I'll get you tomorrowwwwwwwww...
(Exdeath disappears!)
Gemini Blue: Thanks gal, yer...
Ultimecia: I blame you as well!! Die!!
(Ultimecia's blast is intercepted by the Dark Cloud, Emperor and Zeromus!)
Dark Cloud: Quit acting like an adolescent, Ulti!
Zeromus: Go, now! You do not belong here!
The Emperor: Now honey, remember your blood pressure!
(The Geminis run towards the Void and finally arrive at their destination!)
Gemini Blue: Now, we'll use the Void to get back home!
(The Void fills the Geminis with power until...)
Kefka: Mwa-hahahahahahahahaah! I, Kefka will now rule the world again!!!!!
Gemini Red: Rule this!!
(Gemini Red then kills Kefka with the power of Void!)
Kefka: Ohhhhhh poooooooooo...
(Kefka disappears! Suddenly, there is a huge explosion and the Geminis are back home - and reunited! Bitman is lying on the ground, unconscious.)
Gemini: What...hey...I'm whole again! But what was that huge shock?
Spark: Hey, Gemini! What are you doin' here!
Gemini: Spark, lemme tell you the crazy things I just saw!
(Gemini is whole again...What of the others? Read on!)
THE END
Cast: |
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Sean as ..... |
Sparkman |
Jacob as ..... |
Snakeman |
Anton as ..... |
Needleman |
Eric as ..... |
Hardman |
C.J. as ..... |
Topman |
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Gizmo as ..... |
Geminiman |
Titanium 91 as ..... |
Magnetman |
Gauntlet as ..... |
Shadowman |