Intro by: Gauntlet (Shadowman)
Story also by Gauntlet (writing about somebody else for a change!)
(The scene opens with the Mechanical Maniacs watching TV.)
Hardman: Feels good to finally have a brain...
Snake: I guess...
Top: Liked you better sans-brain! Less dangerous...
Hard:...You're so mean...
(Hard starts crying.)
Top: Aw, come on...sorry, okay?
(Hard continues crying.)
Hard: (Thought) Heh. They think I'm really crying! Hah-HAH!!
TV News Lady: Unusual things have been happening all week. Inconsistencies are found everywhere in the world and -
(Suddenly, the Red Phone rings! The Mechanical Maniacs rush to answer it in hopes of another gig!)
Top: Yeah? What!? Chaos everywhere!? We're needed? We're getting paid!?!? We're on it!
(Top hangs up the phone and turns to address the Team.)
Top: Alright guys, we gotta -
(Gauntlet is spotted tip-toeing out of the room.)
Gemini: And where do you think YOU'RE going?
Snake: Y'know, I'm sick of all your stupid solo adventures! We should all have solo adventures!
The Other Maniacs: YEAH!
Gauntlet: Ah, that's cool. Go ahead! I was just gonna step out anyway!
Top: Oh, you're not going anywhere!
(The Mechanical Maniacs surround Gauntlet.)
Gauntlet: Wha...? HEY!
(They tie Gauntlet up and throw him in the basement.)
Top: You can come out when all the adventures are over!
(Top slams the door and locks it.)
Gauntlet:...'Kay! I'll just be down here! Chillin' and stuff! Don't you worry about me!
Top: Alright guys, we got lots of problems to clean up, so we gotta split up!
Spark: Right! Solo adventures for all of us!
All: LET'S GO!
(The Maniacs teleport out!)
(Magnetman lands in the middle of the factory district, not too far from the Mechanical Maniacs' home base!)
Magnetman: (Thought) Hmmmm...what could be the trouble here?
(Suddenly, Magnet is nailed with a shot of Oil Stream!)
Oilman: HAH!! Magnetman!! You're not as good as Cossack's Creations, but I will destroy you anyway!
(Oilman fires more oil at Magnetman!)
Magnet: Grrrrrr...Stop that! (Fires Magnet Missiles at Oilman.)
Oilman: I've nearly defeated all the MM4 robots at once, what makes you think you can stop me!?
Magnet: (He's got a point there...)
(Magnet then sees a bunch of steel pipes in the area and uses them to crush Oilman, but Oilman is little damaged! The Maniacs' home alarm rings from Magnet's communicator.)
Magnet: (Thought) Trouble at the base? No time!
Oilman: Is that your best!? HA!!
(Suddenly, there is a bang as a portal opens, revealing...)
Magnet: THE MEGA METROIDS ARE BACK!!!
Oilman: Who?? Feh. I'll just blast them as I did you! (He blasts them, with no effect!)
(A huge ray beam blasts and knocks out Oilman!)
Mother Brain: I, the Mother Brain, will now destroy you for hurting my children!
Magnet: Oh, ummmm...that wasn't us!
Mother Brain: It wasn't??
Magnet: No way! It was those Xtreme Team guys! They were the ones!
(Mother Brain blasts Magnetman.)
Mother Brain: HAH!!! We're not falling for that! We already paid a visit to the Xtreme Team!
Magnet: Um...how about the Three Team? They're X1 now, but...
Mother Brain: We already met them, and blasted them all!
Magnet: Then what about -
Mother Brain: WE HAVE BLASTED ALL THE MEGA MAN 3 TEAMS, BLAST IT! PREPARE TO DIE!!
(Mother Brain fires at Magnet, but he dodges!)
Magnet: Well, it wasn't us! I mean, the Rockman 3 Team didn't last very long, but I'm sure -
Mother Brain: IT WAS YOU PEOPLE!!!! THE MECHANICAL MANIACS!!!
Magnet: Maybe you've gotten us confused with an entirely different game! You are from Metroid 3 and we're from Megaman 3!
Mother Brain: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
Magnet: Look, it's nothing to be embarrassed about! There's about ten billion Megaman Teams, no one can keep track of them all!!
(Mother Brain continues to blast away!)
Magnet: WAIT!!! I know a way we can settle this without a lengthy battle!
(Mother Brain stops shooting.)
Mother Brain: Oh, really?
Magnet: Yes, we will have - A MOSHING CONTEST!!!
Mother Brain:...I am 10 feet tall. You are 5'5.
Magnet: I CAN TAKE YOU ON!
Mother Brain:...Well...I'd much rather simply blast you to atoms...
(Suddenly, Power Ring's Power Ring appears on Magnetman's hand in a flash of green light.)
(Magnetman laughs, then blasts Mother Brain and all the Mega Metroids into atomic dust!)
Magnet: YEAH!! I read about this in the Character Shrines!! This ring can create anything I think about!
(Magnet then flies high and creates a construct of Gamma!)
Magnet: YEAH!! Now I can rule the world myself!
(Suddenly, a huge explosion from elsewhere in the city rocks the area! Magnet's ring and the Gamma construct have disappeared and Magnet falls to the cold, unforgiving ground!)
Magnet: Whaaaaaa?? Awwww...it's not fair!
(Magnet then drops into unconsciousness, but he has ended the threat of Oilman and the Mega Metroids...What is up with the weirdness of the Solo Stories? Find out in the final chapter!)
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