By Gemini "Nightmare"Red
(The day starts in the morning, with the Mechanical Maniacs eating...nothing!)
Gauntlet: I'm soooooooo hungry!!!!
Magnet: We all are!
Spark: Yeah, where IS Gemini Red...that lazy bastard went for groceries two hours ago!
Needlegal: I need my Mmm Mmm Sugary Sugar Balls!
Top: You really shouldn't eat that...you're hyper enough already!
Needle: Am not!
Hard: Are too!
Needle: I'll hyper you!
Gemini Blue: Man, I hate how Nightmare has all this useless character introduction and jokes nobody likes! GET TO THE DAMN PLOT!
(Suddenly, Galvatron smashes through the wall!)
Hard: That was rather sudden and unexpected!
Galvatron: I shall destroy you all! Ngah!
Gauntlet: Hey Galvy, what's shaking?
Galvatron: Fools! Do you not realise that you face the wrath of Galvatron? I have power you cannot comprehend!
Spark: Oh please...we defeat you every time!
Gauntlet: I usually do it by myself.
Hard: Yeah! So scram!
(Galvatron fires at them and a huge blast knocks them throught the other wall and out onto the street!)
Snake: Owwwwww! How the hell did he get so powerful?
Galvatron: Look up, puny mortals!
(They look up to see floating in the sky...)
Unicron: MY SERVANT MAY LIE IN DEFEAT, BUT YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME! THIS PLANET IS MINE TO DEVOUR!
Spark: So that's where he got the upgrade!
Gauntlet: Guys, new plan...RUN!!!!
(They all run, and run, and run, until they bump into none other than...KING!)
King: Ah good, I was about to come to you, but I see you're eager to die!
Gemini Blue: Phhh, you can't destroy us! Last time you took a knocking from Gem Red!
King: Hah! That is one Robot Master that is no more!
Hard: Say what?
King: I sliced him 20 times before the grocery bag hit the floor!
Snake: He killed Gemini Red!
Spark: You bastards!
Pharoahman: You thieves!!!
Needle: Oh, you stole it from South Park!
Magnet: And to think of all the times...we called him a lazy bastard...and never got to say...we're sorry!
Snake: I'll always remember how I used to hit him with Search Snakes...(sniff) it was his weakness, so he always got really hurt...
Top: Sigh...he was a good member...although I never really knew him very well...
Gauntlet: Well, even though he's gone...his memory, and our memory of his tights...will live on...forever...
King: Back to what is important, killing you!
Gemini Blue: Man, Gem Red was like a brother to me, or a twin, or something really...bondyish!
King: Then I'll kill you first!
Gemini Blue: I don't think so!!! Gemini Laser, maximum charge!
King: Hah, I can dodge anything you throw at me! Bring it on!
Gemini Blue: FIRE!!!!
(Gemini unloads a barrage of Lasers at King but the villain dodges them easily...)
King: Haha! Easy as pie!
Gemini Blue: (From behind King) Ah, but that was just a diversion! Gemini Laser!
Snake: Hm, I guess things turned out alright after all!
Galvatron: But you may be forgetting something!
Magnet: Uh-oh! Guys, we ran into a dead end!
Gauntlet: We'll hafta fight our way out!
Gemini Blue: Right! I have a plan! (Inaudible whispers.)
Maniacs: Lets do it!
Snake: Search Snakes! Distract Galvatron!
(Galvatron focuses his attention on the Snakes.)
Top: Top Spin! (Drills a hole in the ground).
Needlegal: Needle Cannon! (Lines the hole with huge Needles).
Spark: Spark Shock! (Surges Needles with electricity).
Gauntlet and Hard Chick: Shadow Blade! Hard Knuckle! (Knocks Galvatron unconscious).
Magnet: Magnet Missile! (Attracts Galvatron towards the hole).
Gemini Blue: Now to finish it. Gemini Laser! (It pushes Galvatron into the hole.)
Galvatron: (Badly wounded from the Needles) I'll get even with you someday!
Gauntlet: Now we need to destroy Unicron...
Spark: But how?
Gemini Blue: What about that Transmetal Driver? Do we still have it?
Snake: Yeah! I have it right here!
Hard: You always carry that around?
Snake: Shut up.
Gemini Blue: Why don't we link it to the Technodrome and the Terminator booster tech, and then launch it into Unicron?
Gauntlet: Then it'll cause a power surge, creating a massive explosion, and destroy Unicron!
Needle: What have we got to lose?
Magnet: Our base!
Spark: Ah well...we'll still have money...
Magnet: Yeah fine, count me in.
Gauntlet: Good...now, lets get to it.
(A busy two hours later...)
Gemini Blue: Ok, ready?
(They activate the driver and activate rocket launchers already in place, and the Technodrome shoots into Unicron with a large explosion, sending everyone sprawling in a different direction as a strange shockwave washes over them. Unicron lets out a final scream and is totaled! Meanwhile, at the vicinity of where King was destroyed, lands a disoriented Topman.
Top: Hunh? Where am I? Woah! What's with this cool armour? (That's right, armour with a U!!! CANADIAN POWER!) I guess that surge was a Transmetal wave, and turned me Transmetal! I bet the rest have cool armour too!
(King shoots Topman, fries his body, and then faints. The Transmetalized Mechanical Maniacs converge on the scream.)
Needle: Topman! The idiots! They blew it up!
Spark: He's dead...
Snake: Hm, well I guess...(sniff) everything turned out...Aw, hell, I can't say it! Two members have died during this epilogue, how can it be alright?
Needle: Aw, I'm too depressed (sob) to do a moral...
(A period of silence...)
Hard: Something's missing...oh, right...um...well, until...(sniffle) damnit, just end the epilogue before we all cry.
(That was just the second of three possible endings. Read onto the third part and maybe it will be slightly less depressing.)
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