by Top Man
The day starts in the morning, with everyone getting up at late hours (I wish)
Gauntlet: Hey, Top, how come you don't have trouble coming down the stairs like the old Top Man did?
Top: Heh, one thing he never noticed about this armour.... pop-in wheels!
Magnet: Well, anything on the schedule for today?
Spark: Nope, just traveling around, as usual.
Top: What? No party?
Top: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Needle: No, your birthday is September the... oh, right!
Everyone except Top Man huddle together.
Snake: Lets have a party!
Gauntlet: We can't! We don't have a base and we don't have presents!
Needle: Yeah, and even if we got some now, Top would see us getting it.
Magnet: Wait, I have an ingenious plan!
One burlap sack later...
Top: LEMME OUTTA here! You guys are so dead! Just wait until I get out of this burlap sack!
Gemini: Ok, you all know what to do... meet me at S6 headquarters in 5 hours.
Top: And if I see ANYTHING in my corner missing, you people are gonna be pulverised!
Spark: Is he still at it?
Magnet: Doesn't he ever shut up?
Gemini: I've been listening to him for 3 hours. KILL ME!
Gauntlet: Ok, let him out of the bag now.
Needle Gal lets Top Man out of the bag.
Top: ACK! Need fresh air!
He runs out of the RV to find...
Top: S6 headquarters? What the hell?
Spark: Yeah, time to go in.
They enter and see...
Top: A PARTY!!! Wheeeeeee!
Snake: Yep, we decided to throw you a surprise birthday party!
Ebert: How cliché!
Snake: SEARCH SNAKE!
Ebert: Ow! I give my pain two thumbs down! OW OW OW!!!!!!
Gauntlet: Why did we even invite him?
Gary: Hey! Top Man!
Top: Hey Gary! Thanks for throwin' the party in your HQ!
Gary: No prob! And we invited everyone we know!
Tim: Except Pharoah Man...
Skull: Yeah, he locked himself in his room saying over and over again "There's no place like home"
Scott: But everyone else is here!
Jason: What? Calm down!
Shadowblade: Sorry... skipped lunch.
SanityIsOverRated: Why, back in my day we didn't HAVE birthday parties. We only had one visit from a celebrity, and normally, it was your neighbor. Now, we didn't have close neighbors back then, so you had to walk FIFTEEN miles in the snow...
Gauntlet: You didn't have a Your Day!
SanityIsOverRated: Shut up, fool!
Clown Man: Heyho!
Top: Hey Jon!
Clown Man: Put 'er there, pal!
Top: Oh no you don't, you have a buzzer!
Clown Man: No I don't, look!
Top Man bends down to look and gets a buzz on the forehead.
Top: OW! You bastard!
Needle: How the hell did you get here from there? (i.e. the future)
Ben: Oh, Doctor Colossus said we could borrow his time machine if he could come too.
Dr. Colossus: Soon I will take over the WORLD!!! BWAHAHA! Oh, are those cocktail weenies?
Ben: And I brought the entire X-force!
Gary: What the hell? Why am I here and there at once? (points to Split Mushroom)
Everyone looks at them, stares for about a minute trying to figure it out.
Top: Who cares? It's PRESENT OPENING TIME!!!
Everyone takes out their presents.
Ben: Open ours first!
S6: No, ours!
Top: How to choose?
Gemini: I know! We all beat up on Top until he falls down, and whoever his head points to has their present opened first!
Top: Nah, lets not do that.
Suddenly everyone swarms over Top Man, hitting him maliciously. He eventually falls, with his head pointing to the S6.
Andon: Ooh! Us first!
Top: Wow! I got such cool presents! A Game boy advance, a GBA survival kit, Mindtrap, A book on magic!, a lava lamp and 100$!!!!
Gauntlet: Yep, it was certainly a memorable 3 minutes of opening presents!
Everyone rushes into the kitchen to see Magnet Man stuck to the fridge!
Spark: What happened?
Magnet: IRA and Snake got drunk and stuck me to the fridge!
IRA: huhuhuhuhh.... huhhuhuhuhuh...
Snake: Look at all the pretty colours!
Gary: Well, who wants to play a party game?
Quint: How about, KILL EVERYONE!!!
Gary: Ah, noone invited you, scram!
Quint: EXCUSE ME???
Tim: Beat it!
Skull: Make like a tree and leave!
Ben: Make like a banana and split!
Top: Need we go on?
Quint: That's it! I'll destroy you!!!
Clown Man turns on a fan in the room and Quint is blown away!
Andon: Man, what a weakling!
Gauntlet: Welp, I guess we should go back to finding a base now!
Jason: See ya round.... alright, EVERYBODY OUT!!!
Snake: Well, I guess everything turned out fine in the end!
Spark: They were fine to begin with!
Needle: And we learned a lesson too!
Gauntlet: That beans beans are the magical fruit? The more you eat the more you toot?
Needle: NO! That as long as parties are around, people will get drunk and pull practical jokes!
Gemini: That makes me feel like we're forgetting something!
Top: Oh well, until we remember what it is, we are... THE MECHANICAL MANIACS!
Scott: I'm soooo hungry. I think I'll have the leftover pizza...
He walks down to the kitchen.
Scott: What the?
Magnet: Wait'll I get those bastards! Just left me here! NO CONSIDERATION AT ALL!!!!
Pharaoh: There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home.....
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