By Lennon aka Geminiman
*Chronolody note: The SNL stories happen just after Mechanical Maniacs Series 3 #7*
We find Ben Ronning aka Magma Dragoon walking down a dark alley.
Ben: (thought) I gotta get to the studio before the show starts.
Suddenly Ben runs into a mysterious figure holding a strange sword.
Ben: Gemini? What are you doing here?
Lennon: Guarding the front door.
Ben: Well let me through.
Lennon: None shall pass.
Lennon: None shall pass.
Ben: Look Gemini. I'm hosting Saturday Night Live tonight so you better move or else.
Lennon: Or else what?
Ben: Or else I'll roast you into a burnt crisp that's why!
Lennon: I move for no man.
Ben: Well then. Have it your way.
Ben shoots fireballs at Lennon but he appears unscathed.
Lennon: I'm wearing a fireproof uniform.
Ben: Well I'll just have to fight my way through you.
The 2 engage in a fierce battle with Ben using his fists and Lennon using a sword. Of course Ben being far stronger overpowers Lennon and cracks him in the head then pulls of his right arm.
Ben: Now let me through Gemini!
Lennon: It's nothing but a scratch.
Ben: A scratch? You're arms off!
Lennon: No they aren't.
Ben: Then what's that? *Points to Lennon's right arm*
Lennon: I've had worse!
Lennon: Come on you pansy!
The 2 resume fighting. But the fight doesn't last long when Ben rips Lennon's other arm off.
Ben: Victory is mine!
Ben walks past Lennon until Lennon starts kicking him.
Ben: What do you think you're doing?
Lennon: What? Had enough?
Ben: Look Gemini you bastard you got no arms!
Lennon: Yes I have.
Ben: Then what's that? *Points at both Lennon's arms*
Lennon: Just a small wound, It'll heal.
Lennon keeps on kicking Ben until he gets his leg ripped off.
Lennon: Oh that's it! I'll kill you for that!
Ben: Well what are you going to do? You got no arms and one leg.
Lennon: I'm invincible! You cannot defeat me!
Ben rips Lennon's leg off and throws him into a Dumpster.
Ben: Okay then. It's a draw.
Lennon: I see! Running away! You coward! Come back and fight me like a man!
Ben: He never gives up.
Ben passes several suspicious people as he goes deeper into the dark alley until he reaches a door. He knocks on the door and his answered by a hooded figure.
Hooded Figure: You dare enter this place?
Ben: It's me MD!
Hooded Figure: Speak of the password or be gone!
Ben: Oh for crying out loud Gauntlet! Just let me in before you end up like Gemini back there! You always do this!Gauntlet: Finally. Now let's get this show onto the road.