By C.M. Rich (Magnetman)
At that point, I take a look at Hardman, since Kenta seems to
have stopped his assault on me, probably to watch what's goin'
on above us. Smiley and his girlfriend are nowhere to be seen,
but Hard's still banged up real good. He starts shoutin' ta me.
".Bomb! Ya gotta ignore anyone else but me, ya hear? Ya
remember that Mesmerman guy I told ya about a few weeks back?",
he yells.
"Yeah, I think so.", which was being generous. I was
hammered pretty bad when he was explainin' the full story to me.
All I got out of it was that Mesmerman was some kinda
hallucinationary bein'- a guy that used your own mind to fight
against you, if that makes any sense. It didn't to me.
"You're about to meet 'im. Whatever ya do, don't listen
to anythin' he has to say!"
Well, I'm good at that. I'm hopin' Kenta's plannin' on
postponin' my burial for the time being to put Mez down.
At least until I saw that the new Mags was layin on his
back a few inches from me. I didn't even see him fall over. Then
again, he kicked in one of my eyes, so I guess that's excusable.
I try climbin' to my feet and groan like an old geezer
while doin' so. I'm a mess, and in no shape to fight, but I
don't have much of a choice. Hardy's body is actually smashed in
some places, which isn't somethin' I'm used to seein'. Somehow,
he seems more concerned with the events in the sky. It also
appears that Mr. Smiley and Mrs. Smiley have left for the
evening.
"I gotta say, Hardy", I say slowly, "I don't much
approve of your kinda friends."
"Been meaning to cut back.", was all he said. "Okay,
listen.The guy you're about to see ain't our real enemy. It's
just a dummy."
"Now, now, old friend.", a decidedly nasty, sneering
voice announces from the heavens above. "Why would you go and
insult me like that? After all of the special events we've
shared!"
"Rich.Listen ta me.", he mutters. "Ya gotta keep a
level head. Ya gotta avoid fightin' outta anger on this one.
Trust me."
"You're not makin' much sense, big guy. Most of the
time, people fight simply cause of anger. We're not exactly a
bunch of elementary school kids playin' 'boxer' out here."
"You've got to stay calm this time. This guy feeds on
negative emotions. He was usin' us all along in order ta set up
his resurrection.", big blue reasons with me.
"Oh.", is all I've got to say.
"I presume my Reavers gave you passable entertainment,
yes? I certainly wouldn't want you to be bored.", the voice
mocks us as Mesmerman finally descends from the big ass hole in
the sky.
Geez. I thought Smiley had a wicked grin on him. This
guy's face looks like its about to split in half at the lips.
Somehow, I doubt even that would do much harm to him, considerin'
he's nothin' but a bunch of floating pieces that end up
resembling a human figure. Just barely.
I gotta admit, though- he's pretty cool lookin'.
Admirin' his neat fashion sense aside, I still don't
take too kindly to anyone who jerks around myself or my friends.
Or long lost, pissed off relatives, for that matter.
Oh yeah. Kenta.
He's still knocked out behind me. I figure he's an open target
in this state, so I grab him by the forearm and drag him to the
hole in the wall he smashed me into earlier. I toss him deep
inside the building in hopes of keepin' safe- it's the least I
owe him, I figure. If he's still in a killin' mood when he gets
back up, then I'll just have to deal with it then.
By now, Mez has lowered himself to around twenty feet
above us, which he holds off at.
"I must say, Mr. Kassidy, if all of your family is as
exquisitely hateful as you and your brother, I'd never have to
seek out another source of energy again."
"Sorry to break it to ya, but the kid and I are the
only one's left in that line."
"Energy"? What the hell's that all about? Oh yeah. Usin'
us and all of that.
Dammit, my vision's goin' all blurry on me now. Head's
foggin' up. Not now!
"In any case, I suppose I should commence to.thanking
you two now.", the swirlin' mess of spheres and rings gloat.
"This ain't your style, Mesmerman.", Hardy bellows,
takin' even me by surprise. "It's way too cut and dry."
The bastard just tilts his head back and starts laughin'.
It's a pretty sickening sound.
"Hardman, Hardman.Always over-analyzing, aren't you?"
I'm a bit skeptical on the over-analyzing accusation.
"Don't you see? This has my thumbprint all over it! The
use of foot soldiers! The use of an unwitting loved one as a
weapon in order to collect what I need! It's all there!", he
rattles off.
"And that's the problem.", Hardy snarls.
"What?", Mez questions, the huge smile not movin' the
entire time he talks.
"A guy like Mesmerman doesn't have a checklist of
things to do in order to achieve 'is goal.", the big man claims.
"He's all about mind games and unpredictability. He sure as hell
wouldn't repeat the same ol' M.O. as before. No.That's something
another villain would do.A bumbling idiot of a villain."
"Bumbling, you say?", the black and white form says
with even more volume in his voice.
"Yeah.", Hardy smirks, causin' me to arch an eyebrow.
"It's somethin' Dr Wily would do, frankly."
".Is that so?", Mesmerman questions. "You'd be right,
if only you could prove Dr Wily could do something like this!"
Mesmerman summons a rather large, mean lookin' scythe
into his hand and bears down upon us.
He goes after Hardy first, his weapon held behind him for a
dramatic blow. In Hard's state of bein', he just might crack him
open like a walnut. So, I figure I'd give Big Blue a helpin'
hand and toss a pair of bombs in Mez's path.
I was pretty surprised that someone like Mesmerman, a
guy Hardy clearly hated and acknowledged as a pretty nasty
creature, flew back like a bitch when he flew right into my
bombs. Come to think of it, somethin' was weird about how he
took the blast, too.
Mesmerman tumbles in the air for a few seconds before
regaining his.footing, I guess. In any case, he sets his sights
on me and tries the same routine, only this time avoiding my
bombs and getting a bit too close for comfort. Luckily, Hardy
returned my favor and nails the guy with a Hard Knuckle,
swatting him off course again.
Yeah, there's somethin' weird about this now.
"You stubborn fools!", Mesmerman shouts as he corrects
himself. "You'll be crushed yet!"
Hardy manages a wry smirk.
The big man doesn't wait for Mesmerman's next attempt,
and he takes the fight to him. It's damned impressive everytime
I see it- a four ton man-shaped tank flyin' like a big clumsy
condor. Usually, Hardy does his flyin' press to squash annoying'
gnats when his Hard Knuckle ain't enough. This time, he's usin'
his jet to meet Mez, and not to take him out to lunch.
Big Blue smashes right through Mesmerman, causin' his
body to fly apart. And don'tcha know it? That ain't the end of
it. The guy's body parts start flyin' around by themselves,
swattin' Hardy a few times as he lands with a terrific crash
straight below.
I start goin' back to work by tossin' bombs as fast as
I can make 'em- one every five seconds. Split up between two
hands on alternate rounds, albeit with one a' those hands bein'
injured, that's one bomb tossed every two and a half seconds.
The sky looks like a World War II documentary on the attack on
England.
Y'know.I'm a bit disappointed. Hardy had me worryin'
about this guy, as if he was the last boss of a Fatal Fury game.
Lemme say this; Mesmerman is no Geese Howard.
It takes justa minute of constant abuse from both Hardy
and I to blow up and crush just about all of Mez, who by now is
nothing but a floating head and part of a torso. The smile never
went away, so I assume he can't do anything but grin.
"You can come out now, Wily.", Hardman huffs after a
few seconds to catch his breath. I'm not exactly shocked by this
statement, since Wily's behind just about every crime in the
city. But still.A villain posing as a villain? Lame.
Mesmerman doesn't react.at first. Then his remaining
body starts to fizzle and twist until finally revealing that,
yeah, Wily was using one of his trademark hologram projectors to
hide behind. He's in a tiny, cramped little pod, with his knees
uncomfortably high, and his sweaty, white-knuckled hands
clenched onto a pair of control sticks. He's lookin' just a
little pale, too.
"Jou.Jou!", he screams from within his machine. "Jou
meddelzing vittle.Ach! I can not even shink of un proper inshult,
I'm zo angry!"
"Spare it, Albert.", Hardy shouts back, a more serious
look on his face now. "It ain't so much that ya insist on
botherin' the hell outta us now, but you outta know that usin'
the image of Mesmerman is definitely crossin' th' line!"
Wily just sits in his little pod, lookin' more than a
little stupid, and sharpens his eyes, wordless.
"Pretty low. So what was the plan this time, huh? Take
me out first before hittin' the rest o' the Mechs? Or are you
just pickin' targets at random in your old age?", Hardy accuses.
".I plead ze fitz.", Wily says smugly.
"Nah.This guy.He didn't have a plan", I say to Hard,
loudly enough so that Wily can hear. "He's way past his prime.
He can't even put together a decent purse snatchin' operation."
I look up at Wily, whose lips are turnin' white from
pressin' them shut too hard. Still, the stubborn bastard refuses
to take the bait just yet.
"Hell.It probably ain't even worth hearin' to begin
with. C'mon Rich, let's go fix my floor. We'll send the wash up
here the bill afterwards."
Hardy and I turn our backs to the old codger and start
walkin' back to Hard's Bar. Then we finally hear what we wanna
hear.
"Vash up? Vash up!? Jou.Jour chust like all und ze
others! Jou can't even recognize genius ven jou shee it unfold
before jour eyes!"
Hardy and I keep goin, a pair of mile wide smirks
crossin' our beat up mugs, no doubt.
"I did it.to reclaim mein handy verk!"
The big guy and I stop and listen. Bout time he
cracked.
"Ches! Ze opportunity.presented itshelf nicely! I
learned of ein new Magnutman, und chust had to shee for mein
shelf chust vat he could do these days. I chust had to shee how
badly zat fool Herr Light screwed up mein verk!"
I shoot Hardy a strained, skeptical look with my one
good eye.
"Seems a bit thin on substance, even for you.", the big
man tells the cramped German.
"Vat do jou know, jou vumbering lummox!", an insulted
Wily yells back. I swear, it's like arguin' with a five year old
at times. "I'm through mincing ze vords vit jou! Bass! Come und
finish zees two, vunce und for all!"
The image of Smiley appears once again, only to fizzle
out and eventually reveal the form of Wily's personal little
toadie, Bass. Despite getting' his ass kicked more times than he
can count, with some of those beatins' comin' right from your's
truly and Big Blue here, he still has that cocky asshole sneer
across his face, probably because he sees us as easy pickin'
after our fight.
"Neat little device here.", he mocks, pitching a small,
metallic device in his hand as he talks. "The old man here has
his shield technology down to a science."
"Of course its science, jou dolt!", Wily screams from
above. An annoyed Bass continues.
"Anyways, it did its job." The smug raven-black punk
crushes the gadget in his hand. "I don't need stupid little
parlor tricks to mop the floor with either of you two now!"
Bass levels his buster cannon with us, chargin' it up
for one big blast.
The purple energy collides with the space halfway
between Hardy an' me, and Bass. Beyond the violet glow cracklin'
from the ground, we see Bass strugglin' with his arm, which has
been pinned to the rubble by four, pointed throwin' stars.
All four of us turn our heads up to the source of the
save- a rather malevolent, and real pissed off, Shadowman,
perched atop one of the left-standin' buildings. He stares down
Wily for a few seconds before deciding to join us down on planet
Earth.