Wasn't that, like, really long?

Series 6

(Wily sends Omni and Golem on a new mission after berating them some...)

Wily: Idiots! You were tricked into helping Cossack!

Omniman: But Skullman has such honest eyes!

Wily: Idiots!

Shademan: Hey Wilybots, would you be interested in a team up?

Omniman: You're not tricking me this time, Cossacker! Raahh! I'm still rash!

(Omni and Golem manage to secure a cannon for Wily.)

Wily: You actually got my weapon!? I can't believe it! Well I'll be damned, you two aren't entirely useless!

Golemman: Golem ... happy.

Omniman: (Now if only he never find out that we could not steal the ammo for the cannon...)

(Mesmerman is revealed to have a misery-inducing Death Camp in Hong Kong.)

Mesmerman: Not that I'm super attached to it or anything.

(Geminiman gets his own Holy Order; Joes modified with his invisibility mode and holographic Geminiman disguises)

Geminiman: A whole army of me. What more could I want? Well...maybe...

(Meanwhile, Spark Chan and Bass go to Gem's location to retrieve something for Wily)

Geminiman: Yes! Now all I need is for Shadowman to kiss my butt and a harem of SA Hoes and I can die happy.

Doc Robot: That Spark woman is up to something, I just know it!

Expressman: Why'd you have to drag us along on your stalking this time?

Spark Chan: What are we here to retrieve, Forte?

Bass: Stop calling me that, stupid! Everyone else calls me Bass! And just mind your own business, you troublesome wench!

Spark Chan: Sorry, but I need to know what I'm supposed to find, and these numbers look suspicious...

Bass: Speak up, coward! Don't ask so many questions, idiot! Go get those innocent, totally-not-radioactive containers, patsy!

Spark Chan: Stop being so mean, Bass!

Bass: That's Forte to you, brat!

(Bass does a lot of fighting and insulting, because that's what he does)

Geminiman: My beloved! I shall kill everything between us and we shall be together forever whether you want to or not!

Spark Chan: *wide-eyed, disbelieving horror*

Geminiman: Are you upset? Was it something I said?

Doc Robot: See? See? I am not crazy! She is in league with the enemy!

Multiman: Whatever you say, Doc.

(Spark and Gem are buried alive together)

Spark Chan: Oh Lenny, can't our friendship allow you to break free of your twisted state of mind for a moment and partially redeem yourself?

Geminiman: Yes! *saves the day*

Spark Chan: Yay!

Geminiman: Moment passed. Now I'm crazy again! Mwah ha ha ha haa!

Spark Chan: Eek!

Barrageman: Unit Barrageman has blueprints for nuclear device.

Spark Chan: Aw.

Multiman: Yeah! Go team!

Expressman: Wait, didn't you die!?

Multiman: Uh, I'm Multiman.

Doc Robot: I still think Spark Chan is part of the Scissor Army.

Expressman: Paranoid much?

Geminiman: And we have what we wanted ... Cape Canaveral itself.

Wily: Zo much damage! I don’t vant you out zere fighting.

Spark Chan: (Oh my it seems he's doing the accent again) Pweeeeaaaaase?

Wily: How can I zay no you? Now go to Germany to get zome uf my ztuff, my lady.

Spark Chan: ... (is he falling for me?)

(Out of nowhere a party erupts at Skull Castle.)

Bass: Stupid junk robots.

(General Cutman begins another stage of the War...)

General Cutman: Welcome aboard the Scissor Army, Heatman! Surly you will never fail me.

Heatman: I wanna die.

General Cutman: Whiner. The rest of you, find Cossack! I can handle the RPD, but it's time to take the annoying band of doo-gooder heroes of the Cossack faction out of the equation.

Napalmman: You mean the guys who have all the amoral psychopaths and murderers on their side? Those do-gooders?

General Cutman: Yeah, them.

Shoryu: Go get 'em, Poppa!

General Cutman: Poppa? Adorable! (mumble mumble brother mumble mumble...)

Shoryu: You've been talking to yourself a lot lately.

General Cutman: Have I?

(Cassandra and co. Berlin..)

Cassandra: It's nice to have established a kind of "time-sharing" (since I have to eat and all) over my body with Constance. Wish all the Mechs other than Topman weren't so useless! Grrr.

(Mesmerman remakes Freezeman and begins to bend him to his will...)

Freezeman: I'm fused with Eden and Hades from "Hardman's Bar"!? Well, with my strong will I'm sure I won't become a pawn of Mesmerman!

Mesmerman: Oh, that's what they all say.

(Elsewhere, Mesmerman terrorizes the Cossacks Comrades...)

Mesmerman: Well that was fun. Let's do it again some time.

Spark Chan: Okay, I made it! I'm here to help! ... Where is everybody?

(Doc Robot's competence and guerrilla tactics led to a success in Murmansk...)

Doc Robot: It's so cold I'm freezing my pants off!

Barrageman: Unit Barrageman thinks Doc Robot is full of shit.

Expressman: WOAH! Where'd that come from?

Doc Robot: The good guys got away, but we still won the day! Master will be so pleased.

Geminiman: Oh Quickman, can't you keep up with MY speed? I'm right here.

Geminiman: Or am I here?

Geminiman: Now I'm here.

Quickman: How can he be so fast!? It's almost like he's in several places at once! But this is Geminiman! It doesn't make sense! I'm so confused!

Ringman: It's a good thing I recently developed my newest Trick Ring, the...lessee, Portal Ring...Bondage Ring...Engagement Ring...Bat-Shark-Repellant Ring...Deus Ex Machina Ring...Ah! Here it is, the Vision Ring! Lets me see through your invisibility!

Geminiman: So I cannot use my Holy Order to confuse you any more? Great, now I just have to use them as a massive army that completely outnumbers you. *sigh*

Woodman: Solar Laser!

(Geminiman is defeated)

Geminiman: How can this happen!? I'm just too cool to be beaten!

Crorq: Mechanical Maniacs, you suck! You need a new leader...umm...Needlegal.

Needlegal: Yes! Maybe now I'll get some character development!

Crorq: I wouldn't count on it. And you, Drastic Measures! You suck too! Now go on your mission!

(Monte Carlo is a place with the Casino Royal. Now it is a smoldering war zone...and the humans are all cyborg zombies...and all the troops have gone insane...and there's a mysterious barrier with robot corpses piled at the edge...and SA cultists...and about 30 years have passed...lotsa creepy stuff going on...damn, what the hell happened?)

Mesmerman: It was me!

Shadowman: Wait, you're not Mesmerman.

Xellos: You're right, it was me! What fun!

Amatista: So ... no robots?

(Omni and Golem lament their failures...)

Wily: The more I think about you, Omniman, the more I wonder how tired I was when I designed your brain. Even a simpleton could understand a gun can fire several types of bullets - armor-piercing, incendiary, hollow-point... It's the same here! These Napalm Super-Bombs, or whatever they're called, pack in much more power than regular mortar shells. And thanks to you, I can't replicate such firepower. That's pathetic! Sometimes, I think I should completely destroy you and keep the Rescue Force...

Omniman: Oh! You just shot me right in the heart.

Wily: Succeed in your next mission! And stop Cossack!

Golemman: We will win this time.

Omniman: Cossackers! You won't ruin things for me again!

Aquaman: Dude, we're not doing anything!

Omniman: That's what you always say!

(Deep Impact runs away)

Omniman: Hey! Get back here so I can stop you from getting in my way!...Oh wait...

Wily: You got me the blueprints for the Neo Officer bots!? Hh. Good job, Omni.

(Magnetman wipes out a military base in Wichita, Kansas single handedly using incredible new powers ...)

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

General Cutman: Sweet.

Mesmerman: Super sweet.

(Heatman's upgrades are finished...)

General Cutman: Here's some cra, erm, some plutonium. Now you'll really have "Atomic Fire." Kya hah hah hah hah!

Heatman: (Dazes and drug addled) Gimme more!

General Cutman: Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

Hardman: 'th bar's gone fr'm a seedy crim'l hang out t' a straight lac'd cop bar. I jus' lost ma soul.

Crorq: You people are screwing us! Not even counting the discretions you made before joining the force! You not only failed to apprehend Protoman, but Ringman and Topman were in the area as well! You didn't even try to capture them! All that on top of your former lieutenant commander's unauthorized use of restricted technology... those Joe disguises could have come in handy if you hadn’t destroyed them! Not to mention whatever the Hell you did to yourself before having a breakdown. and we have just found out your illustrious former leader gave Artilleryman a copy of the shutdown code!

Shadowman: Crap. Did they make use of it at all?

Crorq: No.

Shadowman: Crap.

(Crorq shows them the merciless activities of Ringman and the Cossack faction in the destruction of Nonsteropolis.)

Crorq: So, how do you like the Cossack and Wily factions now?

Shadowman: Crap!

Needlegal: Ringman's gonna pay.

(The Mechanical Maniacs are sent to liberate Brussels from Wily Rescue Force occupation, but it turns out the WRF are being good guys and everyone loves them)

Spark Chan: Doesn't all this good work lift your spirits?

Doc Robot: No. Not being evil feels so wrong.

Expressman: I'm kinda enjoying it.

Needlegal: Aw, what a let down.

Amatista: Mission's not over! Destroy all enemies!

(Spark chan and Amatista fight, but Spark Chan gets away.)

Spark Chan: Yes! I finally win a fight. Nonviolently too.

Amatista: I hate you!

(The soulless new Magnetman arrives and begins taking apart the city with his unstoppable powers)

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

Hardman: Ugh. This bites. Guess we shoul' jus' retreat.

Amatista: Not when there are still Wilybots to kill! Onward! Snakeman, kill Spark Chan! She wrecked my weapons!

Snakeman: But I don't want to.

Amatista: Then you die instead! *shuts Snakeman down*

(The WRF can only evacuate a portion of the humans safely. Magnetman levels the place)

Amatista: Now get lost you stinkin' Wilybots! This is RPD territory now!

Shadowman: This was the worst mission ever.

Amatista: Are you kidding? I really enjoyed myself. We should do this again sometime.

(At Skull Castle, Wily has a brilliant plan...)

Wily: You know what we need? A big meeting of commanders where we recap everything that's happened so far. That should be interesting.

(Everyone gives reports, except Blademan who gives a detailed play-by-play)

Wily: Well that was boring and pointless. You know what we really need to do? Go blow up Monsteropolis with atomic Multimen!

Flashman: A bunch of human refugees wanna crash at the castle.

Wily: Huh?...Yeah, sure. Whatever. Spark Chan, take a look at my brilliant new plan!

Doc Robot: Doc Robot does not think showing Spark Chan plans is a good idea, Master.

Wily: Behold! A set of Multimen fitted with Nuclear explosives! I will simply march them to Monsteropolis and erase the Robot Police Forces from the equation in this war. And Megaman too; he's probably in that city somewhere. Hah hah hah hah hah!

Spark Chan: Oh no, Wily is still evil! Even my womanly charms won't convince him to call off the attack!

Quickman: Neither will mine!

Flashman: Maybe I can help! And in the process I can drop hints of my totally mysterious and awesome background story.

Quickman: No one cares, Cyros.

Multiman: Try not to screw this up, guys.


Golemman: Golem want to smash ...

(While Henry gets Wily drunk and distracted, Spark Chan and the Warriors fight against Bass, Pride, Mr.Whiz, Doc Robot, and the E8 in order to stop them from reaching Monsteropolis. They rig a teleportation blocker to warp all the Multimen into space where they detonate harmlessly)

Spark Chan: Ah, the world is safe and everything is back to normal.

Wily: What happened?...My plan! My beautiful plaaan! Who did this? Spark Chan? How could you? Warriors! You worthless traitors!

Quickman:...man, wish we had more time to think this one through.

(Stuff happens in Seiberia...)

Cossack: Well, you lost the mission and needed to be repaired, so ...

Artilleryman: So the communists don't like paying people and expect me to just share in the work for almost nothing!? What has the world come to?

Diveman: Yeah and whadyagonnadoaboutit, hunh? Yer stuck with us!

Napalmman: Alright grunts, these commie chumps don't stand a chance, and you know why? Because we are the superior army in every way! They're a disorganized mass of rebels while we're a unified force of obedience and loyalty! Now let's hear a "Sir, Yes Sir!"

Geminiman: Your strategy stinks. I have a better one.

Quint: I would make a much better leader.

Sedulus: My superior intelligence has determined that you are all inferior to me.

Gravityman: Let's all ignore Napalm and do our own thing!

General Cutman: ... what the hell are you people waiting for? An engraved invitation!? Stop standing around and attack!

(Cutman arrives and the invasion begins. While Cutman hunts down Cossack with an entourage of bodyguards, Napalm and Gemini are placed on guard duty while the heavy units go to breach the outer walls. Geminiman has a rematch against Artilleryman and this time Artilleryman is winning.)

Geminiman: Wait, I'm losing!?

Crystalgirl: With me you on your side we - OH MY GOD CHARGEMAN IS OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN!

Artilleryman: (Arty takes out Chargeman afterwards) Totally my plan. I finally get to win one and get paid!

(General Cutman manages to find and kill Cossack.)

General Cutman: THERE! No more Mary Suing for you or your faction!

Artilleryman: Aw, dammit!

(Spark Chan is kept in solitary for a week...)

Spark Chan: I hope Benny and the Warriors are okay. Who knew that Dr. Wily could be so mean?

Wily: I should have done ziz a long time ago.

Spark Chan: Oh, no, that accent can't mean anything good.

(Wily finally releases the Warriors.)

Wily: Und I ahm sure you all learned your lezzon. Und Ah'd like you to meet my robot bride.

Quickman: We sure did - wait is that Spark Chan!?

Classi Cal: Spark who? I'm Classi Cal, hunny. The flimsy prototype of Forte!

Quickman: (Gasp!) She's been reprogrammed!? Nooooooooooooooo~!

Benny: Quickman, you gotta come! They're gonna kill people!

Quickman: Kill people!? Wait, what!?

Barrageman: Unit Barrageman is ready to kill innocent refugees.

Expressman: Yeah, I gotta admit, this is sickening. Even by Wily's standards. But orders are orders.

Quickman: Wait a second! Guys! Is this what being on the side of an evil mad scientist bent on taking over the world is really about? Being evil robots who kill helpless human beings!?

...

Expressman: Yeah, I think it is.

Barrageman: Agreed.

(Barrageman opens a hatch in Wily's Space Station (did I mention his base is a space station now?) and dumps all the refugees out into space.)

Wily: Right. Time to re-focus on being evil.

Quickman: Noooooooo~! Wily can never be a funny epilogue villain again!

Expressman: Or you could just completely ignore this development once War ends. Just like how everybody ignored the stuff done by other teams and wrote overlapping characters however they wanted until now. I mean, there was three Megaman 2 teams before Wily's Warriors and they all -

Quickman: Noooooooo~! He can never be funny again!

(Some time has passed. Crorq shamelessly uses the death of Cossack to grab at more power...)

Crorq: Cossack is dead! You might not like the RPD, but look here - the other guys are murderous terrorists who have no regard for human life. Support the RPD!

Blizzardman: But ... our crimes were supposed to remain secret! We were supposed to get away with everything and never deal with consequences! Nooooooooooooo~!

(General Cutman gets a statue...)

General Cutman: What am i going to do with an inaccurate statue?

Shoryu: I like it!

General Cutman: And where were you, Mesmerman!?

Mesmerman: I was here! I helped Geminiman ... a little. But we did use Magnetman to destroy Skull Castle. Unfortunately, nobody was home.

General Cutman: Wait, when did this happen!? I don't remember that scenario!

Mesmerman: Oh it's a retcon.

General Cutman: A retcon ... did you at least check the computers before blowing things up?

Mesmerman: Oh! Well, that would have been a good idea ...

General Cutman: DAMN IT!

Shoryu: YIKES! You know ... Poppa Cutman can be a little scary...

General Cutman: You know ... I could remake you ...

Shoryu: No thanks. All your robots look gross.

General Cutman: HAH!

(Some mysterious people do something mysterious to Snakeman's corpse at RPDHQ)

Cleaveman: The RPD took the "cleave" right out of me and made me a medic. I ... don't even know who I am anymore! And now I have to treat injured Mechs!?

Boomerang: Yeah, I'm just a cameo in War too. A job's a job. Quit whining. Hm. My specially trained ninja senses have detected something watching me. Must be foreshadowing.

Crorq: So, Snakeman's mind wasn't completely wiped, eh? Great! That means I can have Brain Bot sift through his memories and maybe dig up some dirt. Mwa hah hah hah!

Amatista: Yeesh, I almost feel bad for him.

(On retrieving the deactivated bodies of Clown and Tenguman, the RPD discover a Scissor Army stronghold.)

Hardman: So they weren't crazy after all. Hh.

Needlegal: Being leader is easy! In the month that Snakeman's been gone we've done a lot of good work. What were you so stressed out about before?

Shadowman: I had to lead eight people. You have only three.

Needlegal: Whiner.

Amatista: I still hate robots!

Keigle: I know you do and so do I! Keep up the good work!

Shadowman: Bah. The government is going too far. In time there'll be a human shutdown code.

Keigle: "Bah?" Iceman Red, Bizarro Shadowman, General Cutman, the entire Scissor Army .. if they were all made with an off switch, wouldn't life be so much simpler? Humans just aren't in the same league threat-wise.

Shadowman: Point. Geez, I expected you to be an asshole, but you're actually pretty sensible.

Kalinka: Artilleryman, go capture that traitor Super Koala. And no talk about money this time! I know you have nowhere to go. You'll do it or else!

Artilleryman: I'm beginning to hate being on the thankless Cossack faction. With all the psychopaths around I thought I'd fit in, but ask a commie for honest pay and, suddenly, you're the enemy. Contract breaking ... if I had a place to go I'd ...

Kalinka: Yeah, well, ya don't.

Crorq: Mechs, it's time for you to mop up the mess Geminiman made in Toronto.

Amatista: (Now wielding Snakeman's rifle) And I'll be a sniper on the team! We'll rescue any humans left alive!

Crorq: (Oh brother.)

Shadowman: Snakeman's rife!? Aw, man, he loves that rifle. It's like you stripped a part of his soul when you took that rifle from him.

(No longer a smoldering war zone, Toronto has been rebuilt in the SA's image.)

Artilleryman: Pretending to be interesting in joining the Scissor Army will get me in easily! (And it does.)

Evil Super Koala: So this is what it's like when the SA settles in and devotes itself to construction rather than destruction? It's kinda creepy, but certainly peaceful and efficient. I suppose it really is a utopia.

Cutman: Okay, we're moving out.

Koala: What? Everyone? But we just finished moving in.

Cutman: Need my soldiers on the battlefield. Just abandon it.

(The Wily faction attacks just as the Scissor army is leaving.)

Koala: How ironic. Okay, Arty, time to show us what you can do.

(The Joe disguises from Stage 2 return and allow the Mechs to sneak right in ...)

Shadowman: Yeah, they're back in a way that works! Why isn't anyone else using them?

Needlegal: Ringman's in town!? It's payback time ...

(There's an epic four-way battle as Needlegal, Koala, Artilleryman, and Ringman all do battle at the same time.)

Koala: Traitor!

Ringman: Traitor!

Artilleryman: Yeah, yeah, we're all traitors.

Needlegal: I'm not!

(The Mechs ditch their disguises after they find the building housing the anti-teleportation field and have an epic battle ...)

Shadowman: Only with traps and the regular forces of the Scissor Army! See? You don't have to resort to duels in every battle!

Hardman: Nobody's listn'n' boss.

(The RPD forces teleport in, destroy Wily's and the Scissor Army's forces.)

Amatista: Now that's a successful mission! I feel my bitchiness lessening!

(Later...)

Artilleryman: Here you go.

Kalinka: ...that's not Koala. That's Ringman.

Artilleryman: That's even better, isn't it?

Kalinka: I guess... *tortures Ringman*

Needlegal: Damn, that was an epic battle. I sure kicked that giant monster koala's ass though!

Pharon: Hey, I heard you guys rescued my brother!

Shadowman: Uh...yeah!..."Rescued"...

(Omni and Golem remove some RPD members in battle before being defeated themselves ... again.)

Omniman: If only those despicable Mechs or the Rescue Force could be dispatched so easily.

(It turns out Mesmerman saved Cossack and his comrades from death at the hands of General Cutman through his power of illusion...)

Mesmerman: Because I'm oh-so-nice! Enjoy my secret base and have fun being repaired and upgraded. I promise I won't invade your minds or anything. Nope, I definitely won't invade your minds.

Cossack: Why in the world, would you help us?

Mesmerman: Because if General Cutman wins there will be no war - or life - left on Earth. Not exactly the best scenario for someone who feasts on negativity, pain, and anguish is it?

Cossack: Good point. Okay, let's trust the creepy mind-altering villain.

(They do and Mesmerman is a great host.)

Mesmerman: Back to War you go! Come again for tea and crumpets.

Cossack: What a nice robot.

(Mesmerman betrays the Scissor Army and drives them pout of Kuwait...)

Crystal Chan; Mesmerman killed Chargeman!? It's almost like he's doing us a favor...

Napalmman: He's a traitor!...Oh crap, we'd better warn the boss!

(The AA retreat)

Mesmerman: So do I get a thank you?

Grenademan: You couldn't have revealed yourself and chased them away before Astro and Sword were killed?

Mesmerman: Remember...now you owe me! Hee hee hee heh heh hehhh...

Grenademan: ...You couldn't have revealed yourself and chased them away after they killed the rest of us?

(Himeji is a place with a big castle. Now it is a smoldering war zone.)

Expressman: So, Flashman's on our team now?

Flashman: seems like.

Multiman: Just so long as we're written as competent professionals, I'm fine with it!

Geminiman: I've always wanted my own castle. As soon as I conquer this place and find my beloved Spark Chan, I can live out my ultimate fantasy.

Shoryu: Why not rescue mommy now?

Geminiman: If only I could, but I have no idea where to find her.

Mesmerman: Ever thought of asking me?

Geminiman: You know!?

(Bass, the Wily Rescue Force, and Flashman are attacking the castle)

Mesmerman: Hold on. *reads Doc Robots mind* I do now!

Doc Robot: Nooo! Must warn Master! No time to retrieve the injured Bass! (Teleports out.)

Bass: So I'll just lay here then and wait for some background characters that have barely been involved so far to show up out of nowhere to save me? Ugh, I'll rot here...

Topman: Did someone say "background characters that have barely been involved so far"?

(Bass joins with the team of Topman, Constance, and Protoman.)

Geminiman: So Spark Chan is at Skull Space Station, eh? It's a good thing the Scissor Army has access to Seven Mercenaries' space faring Marauder!

(Geminiman takes Shoryu, Chimeraman, and Heatman to Wily's base with the 7M's Marauder)

Quint: Hey, has anybody seen my spaceship? I coulda sworn I parked it right here...

Heatman: I want to die. Please let me die.

Chimeraman: Here, have some meth-I mean plutonium.

Heatman: Whoo! Let's burn this dump to the ground! I mean, 'locum incendamus'! Everything sounds classier when you say it in latin.

Chimeraman: Leaving you here is all I have to do. See ya.

Geminiman: What!? You want us to leave right away?

Chimeraman: That was the plan. You guys weren't supposed to come along anyway.

Shoryu: But what about Mommy?

(Chimeraman leaves. Gemini and Shoryu find the former Spark Chan.)

Shoryu: Mommy!

Benny: Sparks! It's been a while! Remember me? Hi!

Geminiman: My love! I am here to rescue you!

ClassiCal: I don't know any of you. And I am only in love with Wily.

Geminiman: No! She has been reprogrammed!

Wily: Heatman is making a huge mess of things! But my forces should overwhelm him provided he doesn't get a hold of my remaining plutonium...oh no!

(Heatman transforms into Magma Dragoon and becomes god-like)

Magma Dragoon: FINALLY!

Wily: To the escape pods!

(Geminiman steals Classi away. Wily's forces escape. Benny also escapes. Ben explodes one final time and reforms as a small fox kid drifting endlessly in space)

PyroDaFox: Best...death...ever...

(The Sinister Six make an appearance ...)

Dynaman: This War has really taken it's toll on us.

Bitman: Who knew leaving writing chores for others to finish would mean we meet with disaster on every mission?

Blademan: At least things can't get any worse for us.

Sinister Six: Halt, impostors!

Gila Gladiators: We quit.

(General Cutman reminisces about his origin...)

General Cutman: Ah, I remember the good 'ol days. Being made by Dr. Light, being shut down by him, being kidnapped by Dr. Wily, tortured by him, and then slicing his arms off ... wait, those days sucked! Damn Wily...

Wily: I surrender.

General Cutman: Fine, but don't think I don't hate you just because you're not my Wily. You're only alive so that I can use your faction. It's nice of you to surrender just because we have Spark Chan.

(General Cutman restores Spark Chan's memories.)

Classi Cal: I feel somewhat responsible for Wily's feelings since I led him on.

General Cutman: So I don't even get a "thank you"?

Shoryu: Mommy, that's rude!

Doc Robot: Master does not want us to rescue him ... *sob*

Omniman: (Feels hatred and jealousy of the WRF melt away) There has to be some way to oppose General Cutman without endangering Wily ...

Diveman: Artillery! I know it was you who killed my best bud Ring. After the war you and me'll settle scores.

Artilleryman: What-EVER! So can I get paid now? Seriously?

Cossack: Heh, no. But who else are you going to work for? Wily? Hah!

Omniman: (communicates Artilleryman) Work for us again!

Artilleryman: Ugh. Fine. So where do I meet you?

Omniman: The center of the Earth.

Artilleryman:...alright.

(Artilleryman undergoes a long and reference-heavy journey to the center of the Earth.)

Omniman: Behold! The Scissor Army's experimental earthquake-generating facility. Cutman may hold Wily hostage, but if we're crafty we should still be able to take these jerks down from the inside without getting the old man in trouble. As long as not every Wilybot fails in some way this Stage it should be fine. What are the odds of that happening?

Artilleryman: Okay, now what?

Golemman: WE SMASH STUFF!

Artilleryman: Shut up, Golem. Omni, what's the plan?

Omniman: Um...we smash stuff?

Artilleryman: You morons do that and attract all the security forces' attention. I'll go sabotage things my way.

Omniman: I sure am glad we called you in!

(After some mindless rampaging, Chimeraman shows up to stop them)

Chimeraman: Just what do you people think you're doing!?

Omniman: Ah hah! With out melee fighting skills we will surely - finally! - win the day! Still, I was hoping we could reunite the Evil Eight after all this, but ... we must oppose the Scissor Army and rescue Wily. You leave me no choice, former friend.

Chimeraman: Artillery, you don't think these schmucks are really gonna pay you, do you? Wily's our prisoner! They don't have any money. And nobody knows about this place, not even most of the Scissor Army, so you won't get a reward from anyone else either. Work for me, I'll pay you! General Cutman doesn't reprogram everyone ... just look at these two losers. Look at me, I'm the same old Chimera you've always known right?

Artilleryman: Wow, you're making a lot of sense, man. Okay, I'm in.

Omniman: Traitor!

(The E8 escape the imploding base, but Omni and Golem are too damaged and are left broken underground)

Artilleryman: So when do I get paid?

Chimeraman: I'll get back to you on that.

(Center of the Earth facility is destroyed. Omni and Golem are left underground to rot. Artillery starts to work for Chimera in secret.)

(Drastic Measures and Fatal Five work together to kill Freezeman)

Freezeman: But I ... didn't get to do anything!

Junkman: And we blew Syne Co's cover right out of the water. And we got the location of Mesmerman's Eden satellite!

Freezeman: What the Hell, Mesmerman? Where have you been?

Mesmerman: Oh, with all the excitement going on, I guess I forgot about all you guys.

(The Wily Rescue Force continue to work for the Scissor Army and tangle with the Cosmic Gladiators...)

Multiman: But we don't try very hard.

Expressman: Yeah. Screw it, let's just let this serial killer robot finish 'em off.

(Magnetman causes more destruction.)

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

Mesmerman: Keep glaring, Magnet, I'm sure it counts as character development.

Topman: We've finally found Dr. Light!

Dr. Light: And I've got a watcher's control device, the shutdown code on CD, a chip ... all the various things the Cossack faction gathered up in the beginning and never used!

Topman: So you were able to find a way to beat the Shutdown Code!

Dr. Light: No.

Topman: Crap!

Dr. Light: But I've almost finished my greatest creation - the one that will end the war for sure! I call him Megaman X!

Topman: Sweet.

(Megaman X is just a pile of trash.)

Topman: Crap! Dr. Light has had a nervous breakdown. My side story has been a total waste of time!

Hardman: This is a v'ry suspicious place. Mesmerman must be hidin' weapons a mass destruct'n here.

Torchman: No, it is only the one true Megaman 3 team!

Hardman: Crap! Well, at least we gedda kick yer sorry ass ..

Torchman: Actually, we have decided to join your rag tag group of misfits!

Hardman: Crap!

Crorq: And you'll all be working together! Because I hate you all!

Hardman, Torchman: CRAP!

Geminiman: That traitor Mesmerman left the SA! Wait a minute, doesn't Mesmerman control me? Shouldn't I have left the SA too? I still feel loyal to Cutman though. Then again, he probably doesn't trust me any more. I'd better leave the SA just to be safe.

Spark Chan: Oh Lenny, you're rescuing me! I knew you weren't really evil.

Geminiman: I'm still evil. I'm just taking you to my own private castle where we'll spend eternity alone together. And with Mesmerman...and Shoryu (but don't tell her we've left Poppa Cutman) and Shadowman, just as soon as he meets me in a duel.

(They escape and Geminiman has to kill his own Holy Order Joes.)

Needlegal: A virus designed by Wily has infected our troops! Aw, it sucks to have to have to destroy our own forces.

Waveman: Whiner.

Shadowman: A duel with Evil Lennon? Not this old shtick again.

Geminiman: Well, if I'm not going to fight you, who AM I going to fight?

Shadowman: I dunno. Yourself?

Geminiman and Mesmer Geminiman: ...! (They fight each other)

(The fight with Shadowman and simultaneous conversation with Spark Chan allows Gemini to fight off Mesmerman's control .... except for one clone who is possessed by Mesmerman and so, Gemini does battle with himself. The good Gemini, naturally, is the victor.)

Shoryu: You all suck, I'm still loyal to Poppa Cutman. (Teleports off.)

(Meanwhile, there is a massive, bloody battle in Monsteropolis led by general Cutman himself.)

Landigarm: Saved by Snakeman!? I guess I don't hate robots anymore.

Hardman: Wait, so Snakeman saved 'imself by downloadin' into a snake!? Couldn't we all a done dat? If you just said dat at th' very begin'n den we prol'y wouldn'a broken' up!

Snakeman: I, uh, only thought of it after we all broke up?

Hardman: Selfish!

Topman: If he stays here he's done for. Let us save Megaman!

Amatista: No!

Topman: Please?

Amatista: Well ... okay.

Crorq: General Cutman! I hope you've prepared yourself for Crorq the MAAAAAAAAAGNIFICENT! (Crorq stuffs a cheeseburger into his mouth and attacks General Cutman personally.)

General Cutman: (Eyes Crorq with disgust) Nobody could be prepared for you! Well, it's been a fun massive bloody battle, but now I'm going to do something I could have done right from the very beginning.

(Cutman shuts down the entire RPD with the Shutdown Code and wins the War.)

Topman: It's up to me, Constance, Bass, Protoman, Amatista, Landigarm, and Snakeman in a Search Snake's body to save everyone!

Amatista: At least things can't get any worse.

Keigle: Turns out I was Docman all along!

Mesmerman: Hakushaku and I modified him to be able to take on a new, holographic, form. And i gave him all the memories he needs to properly assume anyone's role! Even he thought he was Senator Keigle!

(Lots of politicians die.)

Docman: Mwah hah hah hah! I'm finally in this thing!

General Cutman: Mwa hah hah! I won!

Napalmman: You could have won at any time!?

General Cutman: Technically, yes. Although the war made the Shutdown Code installation a priority. And of course it helped that the RPD was fighting Cossack and Wily ..

Napalmman: We shouldn't have waited! (feels betrayed.)

Chimeraman: Here's Artilleryman's arm. It has valuable intel on the Cossack faction.

General Cutman: Good!

Officer bot: General Cutman, you're under arrest!

General Cutman: ... aren't you all supposed to be shut down!?

(Acting quickly, they revived Crorq first. By some miracle his mind was still intact. Using him as a transmitter, Doctor Light was able to disperse the ‘Reboot Code’ to all RPD forces. Those that remained anyway. With the true nature of the Shutdown Code revealed, it was quickly nullified. After that they made contact with the Cossack forces and went to a stronghold in Europe.)

Cossack: Looks like you owe me, Crorq. If it wasn't for the quick actions of just about everyone who didn't follow the Shutdown Code you and the Mechs would be scrap!

Geminiman: Including me! I'm Good Lennon again!

Snakeman: And I'm back in my own body.

Spark Chan: And Dr. Light restored my Transmetal 2 armor, I'm Spark Chan again!

Megaman: And I'm back too!

Crorq: What a revolting development! I guess we should ... team up. (Just saying that leaves a horrible taste in my mouth.)

Geminiman: The Scissor Army is located at Mt. Elysium. And another at Desert Gulch. I can take you there.

General Cutman: My plans ... my beautiful plans! What happened!?

Shoryu: Cheer up! You still have more cities than they do. And all those Mesmerman bodies -

General Cutman: Mesmerman! Of course! (General Cutman checks internal logs) That bastard got into my head and made me only initialize a soft shutdown of the RPD! Their minds weren't wiped at all! Mesmerman actually got to me? INCONCIEVABLE!

Shoryu: (Is scared.)

General Cutman: Napalmman! Fire the chemical missiles! I'm so frustrated I'm gonna end humanity now!!!

(The RPD and Megaman stops the chemical missiles and defeats the Megaman 5 robots.)

General Cutman: Crap! Then kill the Cossack faction!

(They fail to do so.)

General Cutman: CRAP! Maybe we can at least destroy the RPD now?

(London is where the RPD have set up their new headquarters. Now it is a smoldering war zone.)

General Cutman: Docman is my soldier.

Mesmerman: No, he's my puppet.

Docman: Yay, people are fighting over me!

Crorq: I may have been defeated in the last Stage, but this time- (Crorq is killed again)

Amatista: Who cares about the robots? As long as the human lives are saved!

(Several human officers and refugees are killed)

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

Flashman: Oh no, Magnetman! Now things are going to get really bad.

(Magnetman captures Docman and leaves, the day is saved)

Doc Robot: Must rescue Master!

Blizzardman: Must capture Wily.

Mesmerman: Must screw these guys over.

Blizzardman: Must kill an innocent human officer. Must show I am completely amoral in case no one picked up on that yet.

(Wily is briefly rescued and then ends up back in SA captivity.)

Doc Robot: Aw.

Gag: I'm still alive!

Hardman: Good fer you, kid.

Boomerang ,Cleaveman: We're still alive too!

Hardman: Shut up!

Snakeman: Crystal Shard gun! Not rifle like at all!

Amatista: So you don't want your precious rifle back that you said meant so much to you back in Wanted ... ?

Snakeman: Crystal Shard gun! Yeah!

Needlegal: After reviewing my failures, I don't think I'm cut out to be leader.

Shadowman: I'm leader again!

Topman: Didn't you go nuts back in stage 2?

Shadowman: Didn't you abandon everyone to have solo adventures that went nowhere?

Spark Chan: We're back to being one big happy family again!

General Cutman: Chimeraman, the Mechanical Maniacs are invading, go kill them.

Chimeraman: Yes sir!

(Chimeraman fights Cassandra / Constance.)

Chimeraman: You're out of your league, Constance! Didn't you know that?

Cassandra: Yeah, I kinda figured.

Constance: (News to me!)

Hardman: Don't worry, Cassandra, we'll get that dam' progr'm outta ya.

Constance: !!! (leaves)

Hardman: Crap.

(Chimeraman rips open armor of the Special Forces Units to discover...)

Torchman: It is us in a brilliant disguise!

Chimeraman: CRAP! So I never get to fight the Mechs!? Artillery help!

Artilleryman: Aren't I a secret?

Chimeraman: I'll pay you!

Artilleryman: I'm yer guy! (Attacks Hardman)

Hardman: I'll pay you more!

Artilleryman: I'm yer guy! (Attacks Chimeraman.)

Chimeraman: Wait, what!?

General Cutman: Evil Sinister Six, the Maniacs that Chimeraman is fighting are clearly a diversion. Hunt down the real Mechs inside the base and kill them.

Cut Chan: Yes sir!

General Cutman: Shoryu, the S6 will surely fail to defeat the Maniacs. Send your army of tiny robotic spiders to assist them.

Shoryu: We're not going to hurt mommy though, right poppa?

General Cutman: You're so adorable. Now go.

Shadowman: It's just you and us now Cutman.

General Cutman: I knew I would have to fight you personally. (Unleashes his secret weapon)

(After several fierce battles, General Cutman is defeated. But he escapes anyway.)

Shadowman: No fair!

General Cutman: Stupid world. I'm out of here.

Mesmerman: You still have to fight me!

(Mesmerman wins)

General Cutman: Stupid world! I never should have left Sinister Six AU!

Shoryu: Cutman tried to hurt momma! He's not my poppa!

Needlegal: Did you learn a valuable lesson from all this?

Shoryu: Yeah! Never to talk to strangers. Especially if they're serial killers. Who knew they'd be such scary people?

Spark Chan: Hey, it looks like the General made an anti-Mesmerman virus!

Topman: Sweet!

Spark Chan: But it's not finished.

Topman: Weak!

Napalmman: I guess I'm in charge of the entire Scissor Army ... now renamed the Napalm Forces! At least we still have Wily as a hostage ...

Artilleryman: I love rescuing my old boss. That'll learn him.

Expressman: Let's go, team!

(Artilleryman takes the Wily Rescue Force to Napalmman disguised as his prisoners. And some guy named "Mr. Whiz" is there too.)

Artilleryman: I can't believe Napalmman is the new general.

Napalmman: Believe it! (sparks fly from his injured body.)

Artilleryman: Hire me or I kill you!

Napalmman: Haw! I like this guy.

(Artilleryman betrays Napalm as the Wily Rescue Force rescues Wily.)

Napalmman: I hate that guy!

(Artillery rips out something vital from napalmman and he dies.)

Napalmman: Unless the writers wanna use me again, then it's not that vital.

(The Mechs prepare for the final battle.)

Snakeman: I hate being a sniper!

Topman: Since when?

Snakeman: Since ... today!

Cossack: Go after Mesmerman? Aw, I dunno ... he's such a swell guy, erm, not an immediate threat.

Hardman: Whiner.

Dr. Light: Just do it. I'm still too much of a wreck.

Cossack: Okay, fine. Stop nagging me.

Snakeman: I guess, I'll take up the rifle this one last time. I hate being a sniper, but we need everything we have to defeat Mesmerman. Even if it means going back to this accursed rifle.

Needlegal: Whiner.

Shadowman: Our intel from Desert Gulch tells us where Mesmerman's Eden satellite is.

Snakeman: Didn't we find that out from Mesmerman's files at Syn Co.?

...

Shadowman: The information from both General Cutman and Syne Co.

Snakeman: ...

Shadowman: Shut up! Anyhow, Cossack has finished that virus and we have .... something .... that'll help us in getting Magnetman back.

Geminiman: What is it?

Shadowman: Damned if I know, but we're desperate enough to try it.

Needlegal: So, what's the plan?

Shadowman: We're up against a mind reader, so ... no plan.

Needlegal: Brilliant plan!

(The team teleports off.)

Cossack: Well, I guess it's up to them to destroy Mesmerman.

Drillman: Wait, "destroy Mesmerman"!?

(The team gets lost in Mesmerman's satellite until Mesmerman helps them out.)

Anguish, Calamity: Remember us? Follow us! Totally not a trap.

(The team winds up in the Technodrome.)

Shadowman: Obvious trap is obvious. This isn't home.

Cassandra: But it can be home.

Benny: Let's be friends.

Hardman: Oh, like this ain't onea Mesmer's tricks.

(Benny and Cassandra are revealed to be in Siege Joes. There's an epic battle and both are beaten and sent back to camp Cossack. Snakeman's rife is destroyed in the battle.)

Shadowman: I know how hard this was for you in Hardman's Bar so ...

Hardman: Naw I'm good.

Shadowman: Classi, i know Benny was your friend and your motherly nature ...

Spark Chan: I'm a stronger character now too, so I'm good.

Shadowman: Snakeman, I know that rifle meant the world to you as a memento of your time with the Judge and that it symbolizes your pledge to the robot police and law and -

Snakeman: No, I suddenly hate my rifle. Let's go!

(The team finds a living room and small laboratory.)

Needlegal: What the Hell? Is Mesmerman entertaining guests?

Geminiman: Who would he entertain? Not General Cutman. Not Wily. Not -

Docman: I'm attacking now! Time for violence!

(Docman mutters insane things to himself (he's now terribly confused as to who he is thanks to too many implanted memories.)

Shadowman: Don't you hate traitors ... Cutman?

Docman: (Now as General Cutman) I do! I do!

Shadowman: Even Mesmerman?

Docman: (As General Cutman) ... yes ... yes, especially Mesmerman!

Mesmerman: Hey, don't drag me into this!

(Needlegal hugs Docman and comforts the mad robot.)

Needlegal: Sorry for getting you killed back in Series 3.

Docman: S'okay. So he really did kill General Cutman ... and he used me ... okay, I'll take you to the central core.

Mesmerman: Well, crap. Hey, Magnetman, time for a full Mechs reunion.

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

(Wily has managed to escape captivity and orders his now-integrated troops to attack the Scissor Army stationed at Skull castle.)

Wily: REVENGE! Now, take me to my laboratory ...

(The 'Maniacs fight Calamity and Anguish.)

Calamity: Mesmerman has so many minions that we weren't even in War! Let's make up for it by having a super awesome battle!

Docman: For Xelloss and Extant! (Goes crazy.)

Needlegal: Some help you turned out to be.

Geminiman: I'll lead us. Mesmerman has been in my head for so long that I can feel his presence. Follow me.

Topman: Follow the guy who was trying to kill us all for almost all of the war? Sounds good to me, let's go!

(Mesmerman tries to stall them with illusions, but Geminiman finally leads them all to the core.)

Docman: H-hey, guys ...

Geminiman: How did you get here before us!?

Docman: Uh ... Expressman's powers?

Mesmerman: Time to fight mano-a-mano! Look, you can either have the devil you know or you can beat me and have my Evil Energy rain down on your planet and have the devil you don't know arise sometime in the future.

Hardman: Bull! Let's fight!

(Mesmerman sifts inside of Shadowman's head.)

Mesmerman: Oh, you litter cheater! You've installed General Cutman's genius chip!

Needlegal: You mean the thing that made you a total nutball!?

Shadowman: Oh, I just use it every now and then. Had to for the fight with the General and busybody here! But in short doses it doesn't do too much harm.

Mesmerman: The General had the same chip, more time, and even he couldn't beat me!

(Mesmerman flooded Shadowman's mind with information.)

Shadowman: Useless chip!

Cossack: Looks like the virus is ready to go. We can transmit it using the Mesmerman head recovered from Cutman's lab.

Drillman: You know, he did help us.

Cossack: He's a monster.

(Dr. Light turns on the Mesmerman head, but it's interrupted by a Drill Bomb.)

Drillman: Doctor, I’m afraid you just don’t know who your friends are.

(The 'Maniacs tear free of Mesmerman's bodies.)

Needlegal: it looks like we were somehow caught by Mesmerman.

Snakeman: Typical!

(Mesmerman makes Snakeman's snakes attack him. Snakeman is forced to destroy them.)

Snakeman: And I had just established they had their own personalities too ... *pouts*

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

Mesmerman: You certainly took your time getting here!

Shadowman: (holds his arm outstretched.)

Mesmerman: WHAT DID YOU DO!?

(And then a second Mesmerman appears.)

Docman: (as Mesmerman) I know who I am! I'm Mesmerman!

(Meanwhile Cossack's Comrades were attacking Dr. Light and Cossack.)

Cossack: So, despite their best efforts the mind-altering villains altered my robot's minds!? INCONCIEVABLE! But why not mine...?

Light: Losing that head and the latest virus is a setback, but I can text Roll and Kalinka and tell them to use a backup. A general broadcast release of it might reach Mesmerman.

(Roll and Kalinka get the message and try it. They also tell Megaman and Protoman to help Light and Cossack.)

(Meanwhile the two Mesmermen fight each other.)

Docman: (as Mesmerman) I was made to kill myself.

Mesmerman: That's insane! Oh ... that's my fault isn't it?

Spark Chan: What about that anti-Magnetman weapon?

Shadowman: Small plastic nanobots. I put a programmed command into my head and then erased all memory of it so Mesmer couldn't read my mind. They should be doing their thing to Magnet ... whatever it is the General programmed them to do.

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

(Magnetman begins to attack everything relating to Mesmerman. With his mind controlled by simple machines Mesmerman was unable to control him.)

Mesmerman: That's a problem. Think we should team up to destroy him?

Docman: (as Mesmerman) No. Why would I think that?

(Doc and Mesmer struggle for control over the entire facility and everything in it. All of Docman's personalities run amok and the mechs are forced to deal with them as they appear.)

Magnetman: (glares menacingly.)

Mesmerman: Enough out of you!

(Mesmerman's holographic scythes pass through Magnet's barriers and tear the robot to shreds.)

Spark Chan: Kenta! No!

Magnetman: Spark Chan? I just can't stand these memories ... (passes out.)

(Meanwhile Wily was pouring over whatever was in his lab when Doc Robot brought him a Mesmerman head.)

Wily: Why ... someone is trying to send Mesmerman a virus! But it's incomplete. Time to do what I do best.

Mesmerman, Docman, the Cossack's Comrades: AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Megaman: Easiest boss fight ever.

Spark Chan: So ... we won?

Mesmerman: THAT HURT! Wait ... he's back.

General Cutman: (Now in pristine condition) Miss me?

All: NO!!

Spark Chan: Your killing days are over monster!

General Cutman: Monster? Whatever. Mesmerman wants to continue the war forever, at least mine had an end.

Mesmerman: Well, sure. This satellite was to be the world's new eye of perception where my Evil Energy stockpiles would disperse around the globe and keep my will going on.

General Cutman: Blah, blah, blah (Cutman remotely deactivated the entire Scissor Army.) There. I hate Mesmerman, he represents the very worst in humanity.

Geminiman: REVENGE! (gets swatted aside).

General Cutman: This is the General Cutman show now! All of you, into the background.

Mesmerman: PLAN B! (Activated a portal to General Cutman's home world.)

Shadowman: That links up to the machine schematics I found back in -

General Cutman: I said this is the General Cutman show now! Be silent.

(Before the portal sputters out Colonel Red steps out.)

Hardman: Who's -

General Cutman: Shut up!

Colonel Red: Actually I'm that reality's Iceman downloaded into Colonel Red's body!

Mesmerman: He hates you! it takes a lot of power, but I can travel to your old home. I gave Colonel Red access to this machine and promised him he can have his revenge against you.

Topman: All right, it's an alternate reality Iceman! We can now team up and -

Iceman AU: No, no, you guys stay in the background. We're good here. Anyways, with this cloak I will be able to defeat you, my longtime foe!

General Cutman: Confident as ever! But you were confident before and lost.

(They duel.)

Shadowman: Hey, where's Mesmerman?

Snakeman: Mesmer's standing before a vault door somewhere..

Shadowman: Hey, dueling guys? Mesmerman's getting away. Can you stop fighting now?

Iceman AU: NO! REVENGE!

General Cutman: Too busy fighting!

Shadowman: Please?

Iceman AU: Well, okay.

General Cutman: Yeah, I'll stop too. That virus everyone worked on won't work fully without the last bit of code I kept in my brain. It needs a direct upload. It looks like ... I've WON! Now get away before all the bombs I've planed go off.

Shadowman: Wait ... no team up?

General Cutman: No, no team ups. Geez.

Shadowman: But ... we came all this way ...

General Cutman: Whiner.

Iceman AU: Wait! REVENGE!

General Cutman: Quiet, you.

(The Mechs teleport back home.)

Mesmerman: Okay. SO! How do you plan on killing me?

General Cutman: I built a separate mind within my brain to come up with something to kill you.

Mesmerman: Oh! So that's what all the twitching was about. Your mind was on overdrive.

General Cutman: Right. (pulls out a microdisk) Here's the real virus. Those fools couldn't use it right. (General Cutman and the disk dissolve.)

General Cutman: I have a new nanobot body to insert the virus into you directly! BANG! Yer dead.

(General Cutman is able to hurt Mesmer physically.)

Mesmerman: I'll be back!

General Cutman: My successors will see it that you never return!

Mesmerman: I'll bet you a million dollars that, in the end, I'll be the one to return and you'll be the dead one!

(Mesmerman dies.)

General Cutman: What an idiot. Of course I'll be the one still alive! And now Mesmerman's vast stores of Evil Energy are mine to command. I can simply WILL the humans to kill themselves!

(General Cutman's bombs, from his failsafe plan, explode.)

General Cutman: Aw, crap! If it weren't for Ice buying Mesmer time I'd have been able to leave. Well ... shoot. I guess from so far away ... the Earth doesn't seem so flawed. (Dies.)

Hardman: Alls well dat ends well, eh Ice?

Iceman AU: Shut up! I'm not the friend you think you know. Being here is like being in a painful dream world. I wanna go home. (Leaves.)

Hardman: Whiner.

Spark Chan: So, General Cutman deactivated all of the Scissor Army. I guess the war's finally over!

Snakeman: And he gave us a disk telling us where all of Mesmerman's bodies are. When he was holding him against the wall. Now Mesmerman will never, ever, ever, EVER come back! For sure this time.

(Spark Chan and Quickman drop off Benny at the orphanage.)

Benny: Bye!

Spark Chan: He reminds me so much of my old friend Ben.

Shoryu: I like Benny. I guess I learned that humans are okay and don't all need to die.

Spark Chan: And not to talk to strangers too.

Shoryu: Yeah, yeah, and not to talk to strangers.

(Artilleryman rescues Omni and Golemman.)

Omniman: You ... you all came for us!

Doc Robot: Of course we came!

Artilleryman: I'm just here because I'm paid to be.

Wily: I couldn't just leave you like that. After all, your parts are expensive. And I just had to tell you, personally, just how disappointing you've been during the war.

Omniman: N-no!

Golemman; Golem ... sad.

(Artilleryman is rich.)

Artilleryman: War started out badly for me, but ... yeah. I did alright in the end. Modified by Cossack, paid by Chimeraman, paid by Hardman, and I wound up on the winning side at the end too. Life is sweet.

(Magnetman awakens.)

Magnetman: It's like I've hardly been in this story! And I don't remember a thing. Since when was I Magnetman?

Amatista: Think of it as a second chance.

Magnetman: What a positive outlook. I think we'll be great friends.

(They build a portal for Iceman AU to leave on.)

Shadowman: Yeah, I guess I used the optional genius chip to make this? Yeah.

Geminiman: So the "elysium" on your world is just a desolate wasteland, eh? Sounds like crap.

Gutsman: You know, we could come over and help.

Iceman AU: Naw.

Gutsman: Aw, come on!

Iceman AU: ... okay.

Shadowman: So emo ... you're not like our Iceman was at all after all.

Magnetman: What, did you expect him to have leap up and say "Sinister Six reunite" or something?

Shadowman: Well ... yes.

Magnetman: Baka.

Needlegal: I guess living in a desolate wasteland and seeing all your friends die really changes a person.

Magnetman: Well, obviously.

(There's a sad and touching goodbye and Iceman AU leaves.)

(Dr. Cossack was granted a pardon, as was Dr. Light. The Shutdown Code was quietly swept under the rug. Dr. Wily disappeared. Shadowman stands at a ceremony.)

Shadowman: Bo-RING!

General Cutman: (over a private channel.) You said it.

Shadowman: Aw, come on!

General Cutman: And yer gonna be my new pupil!

Shadowman: But I hate you!

General Cutman: Whiner.

(Cassandra wound up in a coma. Hardman sits by Cassandra's bed.)

Hardman: War's over, Cass. We won.

(Gaderham makes the Mechs' actions in space an official RPD order.)

Gaderham: 'Cuz I'm a pal like that.

(And so the Mechanical Maniacs settle into their random adventures again.)

Hardman: 'cept I can't afford to rebuild mah bar. Aw ...

Topman: Come on, Hard. Time for some funny adventures.

(They arrest some not-FBI agents ...)

Terry Borgna: (FBI Agent) You people ruined our cover dealing with an arms trafficker!

Shadowman: ... I don't believe you. You and all your men are under arrest.

(The Mechs go to Las Vegas ...)

Needlegal: Well, Hard, Top, and I anyways.

Hardman: I hate bein' broke in Las Vegas.

(Hardman has to sleep in a garage thanks to his size.)

Hardman: I hate bein' broke in Las Vegas.!

(Hardman fights off a haywire mechanical dragon.)

Hardman: I hate fightin' mechanic'l dragons with a hangover.

Needlegal: IDIOT! I bet against you and now I'm out a wad of money!

Hardman: Dat wasn't very nice, Needle.

Topman: So all we now have is $20.

Needlegal: And whatever you can call up from your debit car.

Topman: ... So all we now have is $20.

Hardman: No bookie would ev'r take bets on a street fight. It musta been staged.

(They find the random bookie.)

Hardman: Dammit. Riffman set it all up. Riffman had been built a little after the Second Robot Rebellion (That's Megaman 2 fer those keepin' track) by a conglomerat'n of casinos an' hotels located on the Vegas Strip for their own protection. While his overall design was the result of what I'm sure were too many drinks, his effectiveness was not to be doubted. He used an admittedly heavily modified electric long-necked 1970 Astral Re-issue, and was surprisingly agile despite how overtly gaudy I remember him being.

Riffman: That's my cue! (attacks.) Oh wait, you're the Mechanical Maniacs? I didn't want to fight you.

Needlegal: Then why did you?

Topman: Well, you have a debt, Riff, and we need money to get home, so let's help each other out.

(It turns out it was all this guy Valter's fault.)

Valter: It was a publicity stunt! Nothing illegal was going on, I just wanted to keep it hush hush so it wouldn't be copied. Now leave.

Hardman: Screw you. (Hardman Hard Knuckles Valter into the air a few times.)

Valter: Okay, I'm sorry! I'll give you anything!

Hardman: Money. And Riff off the hook.

Valter: Fine!

Topman: And that's the end of that chapter.

(And so series 6 ends.)

Snakeman: Wait, so ... in the end you just went back to the old petty crimes strong arm tactics we used to begin with?

Hardman: Seem'd like th' thing t' do.

Spark Chan: It's like we've come full circle!

Magnetman: I wouldn't know. I don't remember any of you people!

Shadowman: Yeah, we're gonna have to work on that.

Snakeman: Well, I guess things turned out all right...

Artilleryman: Especially for me!

Geminiman: Nobody cares about you.

Topman: Wow, a lot has happened to us over time. Seeing it all summarized like this just shows us how far we've come since those days in the Technodrome doing whatever we wanted to and ... um ...

Needlegal: And we learned something too.

Spark Chan: Oh, we're always learning something. Our adventures are very educational and great for children everywhere.

Shoryu: They sure are.

Magnetman: Since my memory's gone I didn't learn a damned thing.

Needlegal: No need to be like that Kenta, just listen to the moral. We learned that the more things change the more they stay the same. The team roster changed drastically, but the team has just kept on going. All of the teams that were around when the Mechs first started have broken up only to be replaced by new teams. All of the old members have quit only to be replaced with new people with a stronger bond. The epilogues went from light fluffy adventures, to dark epics, and back again several times. No matter what happens the Mechanical Maniacs can survive!

Hardman: So what yer really sayin' is that we're all just replaceable cogs and that all our adventures don't matter.

Needlegal: That's a rather bleak outlook on my moral.

Shadowman: We've gone through a lot of members from Magnet the Mighty to Razz and we're still here. The Rogues Gallery has gone through Galvatron, Quint, Docman, and the Sinister Six -

Waveman: But we're still here!

Geminiman: We whish you weren't, though.

Shadowman: So we've gone through a lot, but we're still around to kick ass and take names!

Needlegal: Exactly!

Topman: Well, until we have another community-wide crossover with every Megaman Team, we are ..... The Mechanical Maniacs!

The End (For Now)

Cast:

Classi Cal as .....
Spark Chan
Raijin as .....
Snakeman
Psycho Magnet as .....
Needlegal
Hadrian Howell as .....
Hardman
Nightmare as .....
Topman
Lennon as .....
Geminiman
Kenta (Kassidy) Eigen as .....
Magnetman
Gauntlet as .....
Shadowman

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