Unaware of the strange mysteries confronting Stone, Star, Gravity, and Crystal, the others have headed off in search of stardom- in the upcoming 'Scooby Doo Movie'
Gyro: I still say we should just fly there! I mean, If I didn't have you two heavy morons following me around, I would have met Scooby by now!
Napalm: Hey! I'm not a moron.
Charge: Yeah, that was a bit harsh.
Gyro: You guys are sooo lame.
Charge: I didn't even think you liked Scooby Doo anyway.
Gyro: I, Uh- I don't. I'm just coming to make sure you guys don't get into any trouble.
Gyro: What did you say?
Napalm: Nothing. I'm not speaking another word to you until you apologise!
Charge: Gyro, you lucky bastard...
All of a sudden, once it had become apparent that no witty banter was going to take place...
Taxi: Allo Guv. Need a ride?
Charge: Wow! A talking taxi!
Taxi: Wow! A talking train!
Gyro (flinching): Did... did someone just call Charge a train? Uh-oh...
Napalm: That dude is in real trouble... Charge is turning red...
Charge: Nyuk nyuk nyuk ahh haah haa...
Gyro: Ah- nope, he's just his usual pink...
Taxi: Man, this is so screwed.
Charge (at boiling point): Arrrghhh! I really don't like being called a train! Gaaar!
Gyro: We ought to do something, that taxi is probably the quickest way to get to the film site.
Napalm: Er... Charge... He didn't... ah... call you a train.
Charge: He didn't?
Napalm: Um... he said... 'Wow, you must have a... big brain!'
Charge: Really? (embarassed) Oh, I bet he says that to all the guys...
Taxi: Yeah, man. You must have a big brain...
Charge: Aw shucks.
Taxi: ... for a pink train, that is.
Gyro: Ack! Just tell me when its safe to look!
Quite some time later...
Crystal: Wow, I never would have suspected that it was actually Dark Man who had blown up our HQ...
Gravity: ...That he was the one framing Arch, who in this case was actually innocent...
Napalm: ...Or that the apparent film site was just a cheap mock up, used to lure us into Dark Man's deadly trap...
Star: I guess it was lucky we managed to figure out his evil plans, and arrive in time to save you...
Gyro: ...and then get caught in his devious trap as well...
Charge: ...Conveniently the police turned up just in time...
Stone: The police?! Wait a minute- Suddenly this all sounds a little bit too convenient...
Crystal: Shut it! You do want to get out of this ridiculous plot strand, don't you?
Stone: Uh, yeah. Er.. I am so glad that we just happened to find an abandoned warehouse to hide the bodies in.
Star: Ye-es. And that we realised Gimmick was Dark Man in disguise.
Gyro: Really? Wow, that sure had me fooled...
Napalm: Yeah! And then we managed to find a map to the real location of the Scooby-Doo film set...
Gravity (frowning): ...And then we unfortunately lost the map...
Napalm: ...And then found it again, and we're on our way there now...
Crystal (innocently): ...But the map got burnt...
Star: They've probably finished filming by now anyway.
Charge: ...And then we met Wave Man, the missing member of our team...
Wave Man: Hi!
Stone: Um... And then we found a lear-jet...
Star: Nice try.
And that pretty much sums things up. SO, having wasted yet another perfectly crafted plot, the team decides a holiday is in order...
Gyro: Okay, we have no money, no headquarters, no transport, and no coke machine... Lets go on holiday!
Stone: Hmm... the helicopter has a point. Where should we go?
Charge: I know! How about Afghanistan?
Star: Um... NO.
Wave: I know where we can go!
Napalm: Where's that, buddy?
Wave: UNDER THE SEA!
Fish: Under da sea!
Fish: Under da sea!
Crystal: Why, oh why didn't I see that coming...
Bubble Man: Nobody hurries, we all eat curries- Under da sea!
Gravity: Yes, yes, I think we get the picture.
Wave: UNDER THE SEA!
Star: That's ENOUGH, Wave Man!
Wave (sheepishly): Er, Sorry.
Gyro: Let's go somewhere high up in the clouds.
Crystal: What is it again? Take the first star to the right and carry on until morning... Something like that anyway.
Stone: Never Land, the home of Peter Pan!
Gyro: Ha ha, very funny. Aren't we all SO very witty today. Besides everyone knows that Peter Pan was bought out by Disney.
Bubble: Um. I'll just go now. (leaves)
Star: Oh... we thought you already had.
Charge (looking at a poster): I reckon we should go to this Circus.
Gravity (reads): "The Fantastical Bros. Circus: FUN FUN FUN! All the FUN of the fair! Have a FUN ride! See a FUN show! Be amazed by our sideshow! See the amazing bearded lady! Marvel at our FUNgal infections! Lots of FUN! Ride the animals! Did we mention FUN?! (Owner and Proprieter- Mr D. Arkman)"
Napalm: Hmm... That sounds like FUN.
Crystal: Wait a minute- Mr D. Arkman... doesn't that sound a little bit suspicious?
Stone: No. Why?
Crystal: Uh, don't worry. What's the address?
Gravity (reads): "34 Notatrap road, Creepyville." Hmm.. that's not far from here.
Charge: Okay, you've convinced me. Lets go.
Soon enough the team find themselves at the entrance to a vacant lot
Star: Well, this is the address, but there doesn't seem to be anything here.
Gyro: Hmm. Let's ask that suspicious looking old man over there.
Suspicious looking old man: Hello there. How may I help you?
Stone: Um, we're looking for the circus. Do you...
Suspicious looking old man: Why, it's right over there. (points)
And sure enough, there is the circus- complete with rides and cheery music
Crystal: Wha?! But there was nothing there just a minute ago-
Star: That old man looked mighty familiar... Huh? He's gone!
Wave: Who cares! Let's go and have some FUN!
Napalm: I want to see the bearded lady!
Charge: I want to get some fairy floss!
Gravity: Remember to clean your teeth afterwards!
And so the now complete team venture off into the circus fairground...
Who knows what they will find? What they will do? And who they will meet? Find out next episode!