A terrible misfortune has happened to the team, They have run out of Coca-Cola!
Star (gazing into empty can): Man! We need to get a Coke machine!
Stone: Yeah, I just left my bottle on the table and when I came back, one of you sleazebags had drunk it!
Crystal: That would be Gyro...
Gyro: Shut up!
Gravity: Well somebody had better go and get some more Coke.
Charge: Can't you guys just drink water, like me?
All: NO WAY!!!
Gyro: Napalm, you go and get some!
Napalm: I can't, I'd miss the start of Scooby Doo.
Crystal: Hehe, how could he carry it anyway, he has no hands!
Napalm: Oh guys! I told you not to make fun of me 'cause of that!
Gravity: I'm sure he didn't mean it, mate.
Star: Stop arguing, and someone hurry up and go...
Everyone turns and stares at Star Man
Stone: Why don't you go? You are the team leader, after all.
Gravity: He has a point, Star.
Gyro: Yeah- you go Star Man!
Crystal: Oh- and you can't take the van- Roll is cleaning it.
Star (mumbling): Lazy bastards...
Star Man walks out the door
All: ALRIGHT! PARTY!!!
More time passes... The HQ is in a complete mess...
TV: "...Wow! Scooby seems to have found the culprit!"
Gyro: At last! Time to unmask the villain!
Star: I wonder where Star Man is, he should be back by now...
TV: "...Now lets see who the abominable snowman really is!"
TV: "URGENT NEWS FLASH!!!"
All: OH NO!!!
TV: "There is a madman at large in the center of town: He has been taking hostages and..."
Crystal: Good Grief! Don't these madmen ever stop!
Gyro: Yeah! Just when it was getting to the good bit, too!
TV: "...as well as several politicians. Amongst the hostages is the infamous Star Man, once a feared and dangero-"
Charge: Oh that's where Star Man is- I was hoping he hadn't got lost.
TV: "Now back to our regular schedule... 'Well until next time, professor! Goodbye'..."
Napalm: Don't worry, it's okay.
Gravity: It is?!
Napalm: Yeah- It's a double episode...
Once again, time passes, in true descriptive fashion...
TV: "...seems to have found the culprit!"
Crystal: When you said it was a double episode, you didn't say it was the exact same episode twice!
Napalm: Hey, at least we get to find out who the yeti was this time!
TV: "URGENT NEWS FLASH!!!"
All: NOT AGAIN!!!
TV: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!! YES I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS TV STATION!!!"
TV: "I will not release my hostages, until Mega Man arrives and surrenders to me!!"
TV: "See- here are my hostages: Aren't you having a lovely time?"
TV:"Star: 'No we're not! Let us out of here you maniac!!'"
TV: "Now, now- Flattery will get you nowhere!"
Stone: What are we going to do?!!
Crystal: I don't know... We have to save the TV station!!
Stone: Yes- To the van!!
Meanwhile in Dr Light's laboratory...
Mega Man: I must stop him!!
Dr Light: But it's obviously a trap!!
Mega Man: I know, but it's my job!
Dr Light: Good luck, Rock!
Mega Man: ...And besides- one of those hostages still owes money to Roll for cleaning some filthy van!
Dr Light: May the Force be with you!
Mega Man: What?!
Dr Light: Er...Just save the TV station, Mega Man!
Mega Man: I know, I know...And be back in time to watch Scooby Doo!
So we return to our heroes, valiantly trying to start the van...
Gravity: Cross the red wire with the blue, I said!!
Stone: Look, it's not my fault that Star always carries the keys with him!
Gyro: Just hurry up! I could have flown there by now!
Stone: Shut up and give me- Ah, it's started!
Crystal: At last!
Stone: Here we go!!
Napalm: Damn, and it was so clean, too!
Charge: Oh nice going, now we have to walk!
And they do...
Gyro: Look! There he is! And so ugly...
Crystal: No, that's Mega Man, you idiot!
Gravity: Mega Man? What's he doing here? He must have come to stop the-
Mega Man: Somebody help me!
Suddenly balls of electro-net lightning descend upon our heroes, trapping them to the ground!
Voice: HAHA! More would-be heroes? I will show you what happens to heroes! Mega Man will now die!
Napalm: No! You can't!
Voice: YES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE PAIN MEGA MAN!!! ETERNAL PAIN!!!
Mega Man: AARRGGHHHH!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!
Will our heroes be able to save the day? What of Mega Man's head? When will they watch Scooby Doo?