We left the team faced with a 'Mega' problem...
Star: It's- it's-
Everyone: MEGA MAN!!!
Mega Man: Yes, fortunately it is the real me, this time. Or else you may have been in big trouble... There is only one who could possibly be such a convincing imposter-
Star: No! You don't mean-
Napalm: It can't be!
Gyro: But I thought...
Charge: Who are you talking about?
Dark Man: ME! HAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE MASTERMINDED THIS WHOLE SCHEME!!!
Star: Oh no!
Dark Man: Yes! you failed me last time, Star Man! I WANT REVENGE!
Dark Man: You may leave now, Mega Man. This battle does not concern you.
Mega Man: Okay then...Wait! No! Even if you guys tried to kill me, I can't let you be destroyed!
Gyro: Oh, thank goodness!
Dark Man: Ha ha! Your petty heroics can't save them now, Mega Man! You're too late!
Stone: I HAPPEN TO LIKE BEING LATE!
Everyone: Stone Man!!!
Stone: Yes, and I've brought my gun! So surrender, Dark Bastard!
Dark Man: NO! Never! I am far too powerful!!
Mega Man: Look, you fool- I beat you single-handedly last time, and now you're out-numbered 8 to 1!
Dark Man: Yes, But I have been upgraded and improved...
Dark Man: I bet you'd never fight me if I looked like...
Dark Man: THIS!!
Mega Man: Dr Light?
Napalm: No! Snap out of it, Mega Man! It's just a trick!
Mega Man: But! But- I could never attack him like this! It's against my programming!
Dark Man: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Now I shall destroy you all!
Crystal: No- We can't let you!
Star: Mega Man is right- All robots are programmed never to attack humans! We can't attack him!
Dr Light: BUT I CAN!
Dark Man: Dr Light!
Dr Light: No-one does bad impersonations of me and lives!
Mega Man: (gulp)
Dr Light: Okay men! ATTACK!!
BANG!! CRASH!! KAPOW!! WALLOP!! ETC!!
Dark Man: ...Okay! I give in already!!
Stone: Well, aren't you guys gonna join in? (BLAM!)
Star: Uh.. no, We're not sadists... By the way, I think he's destroyed now...
Dark Man: Arg! Yo^u heVe ru-iNed mY higHLy edVanCed...hIgHly ed^aNced... hiGhlY eDvaNced... (ZZZTT!!)
Later on, when all the mess is cleaned up, everyone returns to Dr Light's lab
Star: Thank you, Dr Light. Without you we would surely all be destroyed.
Dr Light: Let that be a warning to you all.
Charge: That evil never prevails?
Dr Light: No- Not to impersonate me when you think I'm not looking!
Mega Man: (gulp)
Napalm: Doc, now that you know we have turned from our old evil ways, what should we do?
Dr Light: You should get the hell out of my lab! It's almost time to watch Scooby Doo!
Crystal: Oh, I forgot! Mega Man- I have something for you.
Mega Man: A present?
Crystal: Well kind of... (hands over a video-tape)
Mega Man: Roll loves these things... personally I never found much time for them myself...
Star: In that case, you can consider it payment for the van-cleaning that Roll did for us...
Stone: Oh yeah... the van...
Gravity: Don't worry, Stone Man. We explained to Star about the van, and he's not angry with us.
Gravity: We told him it was all your fault.
Stone (transforming): Uh, see you guys later...
The team arrive back home, to find it in a complete mess...
Star: What!! What have you guys been doing here? It looks like someones had a long party!!
All: Uh... yeah, well...
Star: I'm going to go and watch TV, and I expect this place to be spotless by the time Scooby Doo is finished!
Star: No buts! Goodnight!
All: (grumble, grumble)
Later on that evening, at Dr Light's Lab:
Dr Light: Rock! Where are you!!
Mega Man: I was just going to watch this video.
Dr Light: Tidy up this pile of stones first.
Mega Man: Aw! But that's Roll's job!
Dr Light: No buts! Goodnight! (walks out)
Mega Man: (grumble, grumble)
Stone (transforming): Have they gone yet?
Mega Man: Oh, bro- It's you. Cool. That means I can watch this video. Wanna join me?
Stone: Er... Not really, I'm kind of running late...and besides... I think I've seen that one before...(runs out)
Mega Man: Oh well, suit yourself. (puts on video)
TV:"Voice: YES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE PAIN MEGA MAN!!! ETERNAL PAIN!!!"
Mega Man: What the hell is this crap? Is this a joke?
TV:"Mega Man: AARRGGHHHH!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!"
Mega Man: WHAT?!!!!!