Annihilation

Moonlight of a Hellish Past

(roof of NG's house)

Carlos: Man, I'm hungry... (leaps off roof, walks towards motorcycle) There's gotta be a bento around here somewhere...(hops on)

David: Where the hell are you going?

Carlos: I'm freakin' starving! I'm just getting something to eat!

David: Bu- (Carlos rides off) ...nevermind... (David walks back in the NG's house)

(After 'breakfast', at the SciLab)

Carlos: Well, that was good.

Yamato: Who knew that we cleansed some viruses at the same time.

Carlos: OK, so how many BugFrags do we have at the moment?

Yamato: About 85.

Carlos: (walks to Virus Lab)! hey, the Job BBS! (dashes toward BBS) Lesse...

Bring me a 'rare' chip, My navi is sick, ... 'Sell me your soul?' Here's a good one! 'I need a challenge!'

[This is Tenkamen reporting. If you have what it takes to defeat me, then meet me at Hades Isle ASAP!

Yamato: It seems this man is swallowed up in his own ego.

Carlos: Maybe, but we'll take it! It may not be a job, technically, but still...

(The cliff at Hades Isle)

Carlos: I may not have been to the N1, but this place doesen't look so creepy...

(door opens, man in mask walks out)

Man: You're the one who answered my job, right?

Carlos: Well, why do you think I'd be here?

Man: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tenkamen.

Carlos: Alright, Ironmask! Let's get this buulcrap over with! Battle Routine set!

Yamato: Execute!

Tenkamen: Ahhh, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

(Battle Start)

Yamato: ?

Girl: No, please!

Carlos: That voice, it sounds familiar!

(female navi appears)

Carlos: Naomi!

Naomi: Oniichan? Is that you?

Carlos: What did he do to you?

Naomi: Please, Oniichan! Get this man away from me!

Yamato: Oniichan?

Carlos: It's a long story. Now, logout!

(glares at Tenkamen)

Tenkamen: How do you know this navi? It's mine!

Carlos: She belongs to nobody! (grabs Tenkamen's PET)

Tenkamen: ...You're dead!

(Carlos dodges Tenkamen's haymaker)

Carlos: Concentrating all your energy on a single punch can be a fatal accident if dodged. (roundhouse kicks Tenkamen off the cliff, but Tenkamen still hangs on)

Tenkamen: This may be my end, but doing so unseals what can be the ultimate navi. For you see, I am a cyborg with the LunarLock program in my chest. If I am killed, then sucks to be you.

Carlos: Alright, I got your point already! (steps on Tenkamen's fingers)

Tenkamen: 3-2-1-Down I go... (falls off, explosion is seen)

Carlos: Fu, a bunch of bullcrap... (walks off)

Naomi: Thank you, Oniichan.

Carlos: No problem...

(Carlos' HP)

Drill: So, that girl navi is your operator's sister?

Yamato: Technically, no. She was programmed to call him Oniichan, however. Besides, Master Carlos was an only child.

Moe: Really?

Carlos: I was born unkown, my mother was a japanese-american descendant of a samurai in California. I never knew my father, but mother told me he was the nephew of Arsene Lupin.

Drill: Arsenic Hoo-ha?

Yamato: Arsene Lupin, France's 'Gentleman Thief.'

Carlos: Because of that, I was also an exellent thief, along with being an master of disguise. Anyway, in a trip to Vegas, I went as my mother and, through sheer luck and skill, I ended up making it big time!

Moe: So that's why you're the richest member!

Carlos: I ended up buying a NetNavi a few years ago whom I customised for special reasons. Her name-

Naomi: -is Naomi.EXE!

Yamato: Correct.

Carlos: Not long before I joined the Net Guardians, some terrorists from the 'Steel Jesus Republic' stole Naomi while I slept.

Naomi: I was tortured with powerful rare chips, and was healed up with Recovers for more torture. The process continued until I cooperated. I begged for deletion all that time, but they wouldn't. (sob) Thank you, so much, Oniichan, for coming back, and, saving me from that hell. (cries)

Carlos: Those bastards... Naomi, was a navi named 'RightWinger' working for that group?

Naomi: How do you know?

Carlos: He gave me two major problems, and paid for them both with deletion.

Naomi: So, If RightWinger was deleted that easily, then YamatoMan is that powerful?

Yamato: How else would I have a domain in Secret Area 2?

Carlos: And sadly, you were the guardian of GanguroBoi.EXE.

Yamato: That's the part that really, really sucks.

Carlos: And his operator! Sanababichi!

Yamato, Carlos: That stupid bishounen-looking, gives-gays-a-bad-name, scrawny-ass COWBOY!!!

Naomi: (giggle) Same old Oniichan!

(meanwhile, at the former WWW base)

Navi 1: Alpha may have been deleted here, but I shall rise at the same place and-(is swallowed by remains of Alpha's data)

Navi 2: What a dumbass. (is stabbed repeatedly by a spear)Huh? (is deleted)

Navi 3: It seems Tenkamen is defeated. Now, all I have to do is wait for the next full moon. The time is upon thee to destroy humanity! Ahhh, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!!!

(The next day)

Naomi: Does Oniichan sleep like that often?

Yamato: He has to, he takes the evening/night shift.

Naomi: Ah, well, he looks so peaceful and kawaii when he sleeps...

Yamato: ...

Carlos: (wakes up) Morning.

Yamato: Good Afternoon, Master Carlos.

Naomi: Afternoon, Oniichan.

Carlos: (Oh, wait, it is the afternoon...) Anyway, new mail?

Yamato: Hmmm... "Free Hentai", "Offshore-approved Credit Card", "Hot Navi Action NOW!"...Nanda?

Carlos: ...Sanababichi!

Yamato: "Increase your navi's breast size!"

Naomi: ...Wha-?

Yamato: ..."Slayers Yaoi 4 FREE"...

Carlos: ...nnnaaahhhWHAT THE F---! Delete that sh-- immediately, man!

Yamato: I wholeheartidly agree! I don't know why fangirls go crazy for Xellos getting it up the butt by Zelgadiss.

Carlos: I got the point! Just delete the damn thing!

Yamato: Just did.

Carlos: (sigh) Good. I don't understand fangirls at times...

Yamato: Me neither...

David: (rushes into Carlos' room) Alright, Carlos, what's the big deal?

Carlos: The hell are you talking about?

David: You sent YamatoMan out on a deletion spree!

Carlos: (gets up) I did no such thing! Did that shirt get so tight that the collar's cut off the circulation to your brain?

David: What do you mean? (pulls out newspaper)It's right on the front page!

Carlos: That's not YamatoMan!

David: It is, you-

Carlos: YamatoMan isn't red, nor does he have a moon-shaped crest.

David: (reexamines page) I see...

Carlos: Lemme see that again!(grabs front page) ... (lowers page) ...GekkoMan.

David: GekkoMan?

Carlos: I've only heard of this navi. I had no idea that it even existed. ...David, can you please leave my room?

David: ... (sigh) Alright, alright.

Naomi: Wow, you really do give gay people a bad name...

David: ...(leaves)

Carlos: We must train!

Naomi: Where, Oniichan?

Yamato: Secret Area 2!

(The Undernet server)

Voice: ...So... this is the server to the Undernet, where its heart can be easily accessed. (attaches large bomb) Once this bomb goes off, it's the end of the Undernet! The end of S! The end of my problems at last! Tenkamen has returned with terrible vengance! Ahhh, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa! Ahhh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa!

(kid in wheelchair rolls in)

Kid: Stop!

Tenkamen: Mamoru! You can die along with your father's work!

Mamoru: I won't let you! You see, It's not just me here, but I ended up bringing someone you might know over here...

Tenkamen: what do you mean?

Carlos: (exits elevator) It mean's I'm gonna kick your sorry ass again!

Tenkamen: (unsheathes a sword) You're in trouble this time, I am a cyborg skilled in swordplay.

Carlos: That thing's a piece of crap with a handle on the end! This, however-(unsheathes katana) is a sword that can cut through Titanium Alloy! I call it, (leaps into air) Himitsuken!(cuts Tenkamen)

Tenkamen: Foolish human. (regenerates) a toy like that is no match for-

Carlos: Akuuu-Retsuuu-Zaaannn!!!(2 horizontal slashes, followed by a diagonal cross-slash, tear apart Tenkamen)

Tenkamen: Aaaaaaauuuggghhh!!! (explodes)

Mamoru: Hurry, the bomb!

Carlos: Okay, while I get rid of this thing, see if there is any damage to the area. (goes up elevator)

(outside bath)

Carlos: Where should I put it, where? (thinks, gets idea) May accuracy be with me...(leaps up, throws bomb)

Tamako: Huh? what the- ...

(bomb lands away from area, explodes)

Tamako: Whew! Close call!

(back in the Undernet Server)

Mamoru: the only alteration is a navi that resembles YamatoMan is in Secret Area 2.

Carlos: We're going in! Jack In! YamatoMan.EXE, Naomi.EXE, Execute!

(Secret Area 2)

Yamato: GekkoMan!

Gekko: So, I heard you destroyed Tenkamen. Nice job.

Carlos: Alright, you wannabe, whaddya want?!

Gekko: To congratulate you on your success. But, be aware, that I can decimate you easily, for I also want to inform you about your imminent demise. It may not happen now, but it will happen soon! (charges toward Yamato)

Yamato: (spins spear)Toohhh!

Gekko: I know how your spear works! (stabs Yamato's hand)

Yamato: Uwaaa!

Naomi: YamatoMan!

Naomi: X-scanner! (scans YamatooMan's body) Recover80!(Yamato's hand regenerates)

Yamato: (stands behind Naomi)NoBeam3! (Yamato's sillouette flashes toward GekkoMan)

Gekko: Gah! You damaged my hand! I'll kill you!

Yamato: Try to!

Gekko: Yaaahhh!!!(dashes toward Yamato, puts index finger over crest) Gekko-o-o... KOUSHEN! (crest fires ray)

Yamato: (leaps toward GekkoMan, puts finger over crest) Ya-ma-to-o-o... KOUSHEN! (beam hits GekkoMan)

Gekko: Gaaahhh!!! (arm is severely damaged)

Yamato: If that was your dominant hand, then it sucks to be you.

Gekko: ...You may have won this time, but I shall destroy you mercilessly. (teleports)

Yamato: ...

Naomi: YamatoMan! Oniichan! Are you alright?

Carlos: Yes, but I'm gonna be more aware from now on. I need a vacation.

(later)

Moe: So you protected the heart of the Undernet? In person? Halfway across the world? Damn you and your disposable income.

David: I was just there at the time!

Carlos: Well, if, that's so, you owe me 2000 Zenny.

David: No way, man!

Carlos: Well, if I hadn't stopped Tenkamen, then-

David: Alright! Here's your stupid Zenny!

Carlos:You know what, you stupid bishounen-looking cowboy? No one can stop Mr. Domino!

David: ...You're weird...

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