Annihilation
It's Not Enlargemant
(8:00 AM, the NG's house, in Carlos' room)
Carlos: (asleep, holding Naomi's PET) ...Mmmh, Naomi...
Naomi: (in a bed, sleeping with a Carlos plushie) ...Nnnh, Oniichan...
Yamatoman: (sans helmet, lounging back in a kimono) ...
(Outside the house, a man in a black suit with a shaved head walks to the door)
Cyros: Yeah? Who is this?
Man: I am here to see Carlos Lupin.
Moe: Who is it?
Cyros: (turns his head around) Some guy who wants to see Carlos.
Moe: Let me see. (walks to the door as Cyros backs up) Is this about money?
Man: No, this is only about conversing with Carlos. (puts a hand into his pocket)
Moe: (notices the man is about to pull out a gun) He's unavailable at the moment, (charges at the man) Leave a message! (tackles the man to the ground)
Man: Get out of my way, you punk! (throws Moe off, both begin to fight in the front parking lot)
Moe: (knocks the man down and grabs his gun, and throws him a few feet, causing the man to land on his stomach)
Man: (is getting up) That's it...
Moe: (aims the gun at the man's back and fires)
Man: (falls back on his knees, and explodes)
Moe: What the hell? (puts the gun down)
(Later)
Carlos: What? He just exploded?
Adrienne: Apparently so. I never seen what happened, although I did hear it.
Moe: Well, I did see it however, and I suspect something behind it.
Carlos: Hmmm... the Steel Jesus Republic is dead and gone, I recently foiled a Hollywood plot, so who else would be targeting me?
(Unknown to Carlos, a miniature mechanical tiger with a camera on his back is watching his every move. The camera's signal is then beamed to a large skyscraper in downtown Crescent City, where a seated man takes watch)
Man: Why me, of course. Why would I do something like this? I thought he knew already. The damn fool.
(Meanwhile, at the Bullet Holes Burger Bar)
Carlos: (drinks a can of Sapporo, before taking his first bite of a massive pile of beef, cheese, bacon, ketchup, and mustard between a large hamburger bun)...Ahhh, I need this... (takes an enormous bite out of this mountain of a burger, chews furiously, and swallows before taking another drink) Aww yeah! Keep that gut up!
(bald-headed men in black suits walk through the front door)
Man 1: Are you Carlos Lupin?
Carlos: (listens, but does not turn his head) ...
Man 2: You there, the one with the red scarf!
Carlos: What? (turns head and a suprised look appears on his face)
Man 3: You seem to be suprised.
Man 4: Anyway, we shall take you down.
Carlos: My ass!
Man 1: Prepare for oblivion.
Carlos: Daisharin Knuckle! (knocks the first two men out of the building, causing them to explode)
Carlos: Damn, Moe was right!
(the three other men run out of the building toward Carlos)
Carlos: ...! (jumps up and over the three men and lands behind them) ... (pulls out the MB-1, pulls up the top, puts a miniature rocket in the slot, pushes the top back down, aims toward the men, getting up and about to turn around, and fires toward the men, causing all three to explode)
Carlos: Yes! (walks back in) Now to finish off my lunch!
(The next day, at the SciLab)
Carlos: (wakes up, turns on his PETs) YamatoMan, Naomi, any mail?
Yamatoman: Master Carlos, one letter.
Carlos: Let me see.
[Unkown@Tanaka.com]
[Subject: The Human Bombs]
[Well hello, Carlos Lupin. My name is Toraji Tanaka of the Tanaka Corporation. Of course, you're wondering why my Human bombs have been targeting you. Well, you see, your acts in Hollywood have drained our money considerably, scince I fund certain films. Because of that, I decided to take matters in my own hands, with my Human Bombs.
Anyway, I heard that today, the Net Guardians will be meeting in the SciLab, I sent ten of them to that location, so let's see what you shall do.]
Carlos: Naomi, scan the e-mail. I want to know where it came from.
Naomi: ...Oniichan, it's from Tanaka HQ, Downtown Crescent City.
Carlos: Alright!
Plug In! YamatoMan.EXE, Naomi.EXE, Execute!
(CrescentNet1)
Carlos: Tanaka's server is somewhere in CrescentNet3! Let's go!
Yamato, Naomi: Right!
Carlos: Meanwhile, I'm activating the RemotePET!
(Outside, Carlos is riding a slick, black car towards Downtown Crescent City)
Zenigata: (in a police car, waiting for the driver to fix a flat) Great, as if having a flat was bad, the spare's completely bald! (notices Carlos zooming by) What the-? That's Carlos! Hurry up!
Driver: (just finished replacing the tire) Cool off, Inspector! I'm trying to do this as fast as I can! (puts the flat and the jack in the back hood)
Zenigata: Get in! Are you gonna let a thief continue commiting heinous crimes?!
Driver: (gets in and starts the car) Actually, things have been better when he 'commited crimes.'
Zenigata: Faster! Follow his car! (notices Carlos zooming across his car) There! That black car!
Driver: There's black cars scattered around the city! Which one?
Zenigata: The one going past the speed limit!
Driver: Yes, sir! Go to Hell, sir! (chases after Carlos' car)
Carlos: Sanababichi! It's Oyaji! YamatoMan, Naomi, how's it going there?
(CrescentNet2)
Yamatoman: Master Carlos, I'm at the beggining of CrescentNet2, we're fighting off Tanaka's forces.
Naomi: Oniichan, LifeAura!
Carlos: Slot-In, LifeAura!
Naomi: LifeAura! (purplish energy generates from Naomi's body) Now, YamatoMan!
Yamatoman: Right! NorthWind! (wind blows Naomi's aura toward the enemy navis, causing them to wither and explode in deletion)
Naomi: Yatta!
Yamatoman: (kneels to the ground, holding his spear) Once again, we have deleted worthless opponents.
Naomi: But we have to! The Human Bombs will destory the SciLab if we don't hurry up!
Yamatoman: I see. Then let's continue!
Carlos: Good luck, guys. (looks at the mirror) Oyaji's gaining up on us!
Zenigata: Carlos! You're under arrest!
Carlos: ... (pulls out a small bottle of lubricant and throws it back)
Zenigata: Turn away! (Zenigata's car slips on the lubricant via the bald spare and crashes into a nearby building) ...It's all your fault.
Driver: Just shut up.
Carlos: (laughs) Well, (stops the car and takes the RemotePET) time to see Tanaka! (runs into the building and fights his way to the elevator)
(CrescentNet3)
Naomi: Oniichan! I found Tanaka's server!
Yamatoman: What's your current location?
Carlos: Going to the server room of Tanaka HQ.
(a mysterious navi warps in, growling and drooling)
Yamatoman: !
Carlos: Don't worry! I'm at the server floor right now! (runs out of the elevator and runs to a darkened room) !
(a man with metal hands is standing within the massive, humming machinery)
Man: He used his navis to fight his battle... (turns around) Oh shit!
Carlos: Toraji Tanaka, I presume.
Toraji: So what? RedTiger's gonna tear your navis apart! Just like what I will do with you!
Carlos: Try as you might.
Toraji: Then so be it!
Naomi: (gets attacked by RedTiger's claw) Kyaaa!!! (falls to the ground) Recover200! (claw marks dissapear)
Yamatoman: Tooohhh!!! (tries to strike RedTiger in the forearm but to no effect) Dammit!
RedTiger: Innefective? How sad. (tries to stab YamatoMan with his claw, but is blocked by YamatoMan spinning his spear)
Yamatoman: How about you feast on your own words?
Carlos: (blocks Toraji's attempts to claw him to death)
Toraji: Hmph, you put up a good defense. Now, (leaps back to the servers) Let's see what your MB-1 can do.
Carlos: ...
Toraji: What, you're unable to risk killing yourself off, is that it?
Carlos: No.
Toraji: Then show me the power of the MB-1!
Carlos: (reaches into his pocket, slices off Toraji's hands with the Himitsuken)
Toraji: What?! you sliced off my hands with a regular katana?
Carlos: It's not a regular katana. (sheathes it as Toraji splits in half horizontally)
Yamatoman: PlatinumFist! (fist launches into RedTiger's mouth)
RedTiger: Mmmph!
Naomi: Hyper Missle! (launches missle into RedTiger's mouth)
RedTiger: ...
Yamatoman: Spear Harken! (shoves his spear into RedTiger's mouth, deleting the catlike navi)
Carlos: Now, Plug out! (smashes a nearby window and ties a wire to the elevator) Whee! (glides to the bottom off the building and cuts the wire with the Himitsuken, hops into his car, and drives off)
(The Next Day)
Adrienne: So, what happned yesterday?
Carlos: Well, I took care of the whole thing. No more Human Bombs. (a bald-headed figure in black walks through the front door) Daisharin Knuckle! (sends the man flying) ...Sanababichi! That was my next client!
Adrienne: Ouch.
Carlos: But at either rate, No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
Everyone else: ...
