By Anime Master (Drill Man) ... again
In our last episode, Kryptoman was released by Wily from a Capsule. It turns out Drill made him. He has assimilating powers and is after Bizzaro Shadowman! We are now at the Ark, planning to stop Krypto in his tracks.
Gauntlet: Hmm this is quite a predicament.
Drill: Yeah. He could kill us all.
Ring: Needle, can you get that coin on the floor for me?
Needlegal:Oh I know what this about. You guys are all the same. You are all perverts.
Pharaoh: Uh Gauntlet, what’s the deal with Needle?
Gauntlet: Since she got that new sprite, everyone has been gawking at her.
Pharaoh: Oh.
Drill: CAN WE FORGET ABOUT HOW HOT NEEDLE LOOKS FOR ONE MINUTE?! WE NEED TO DESTROY KRYPTO!!!!!!
Top: I got it. We should destroy Bizzaro. With him gone, Krypto can’t bring his assimilating powers to the maximum limit.
Gauntlet: Well I can’t hurt me like that.
Drill: Fine. Mechanical Maniacs find Bizzaro and protect him at all costs. Comrades, stall Krypto. Gauntlet, you and me shall stay here and work.
Gauntlet: Fine. Listen to Drill guys.
Skull: Wait, I am the leader of this group. Why are you giving orders?
Drill: Because…I BUILT THAT MONSTROSITY! NOW I DON’T CARE ANYMORE ABOUT THIS TEAM! I CARE ABOUT THIS PLANET!
Dust: Wow. He got all emotional all of a sudden.
Drill: NOW GET MOVING!
Meanwhile,
Krypto: Ah that was refreshing. I haven’t assimilated with anyone for so long. Now that the police bots are out of the way, no one can stop me. Hmm Bizzaro is about halfway around Earth from here. Damn I don’t have time for this. Oh well Bizzaro, You will be part of me soon.
Voice: Not so fast. We shall stop you.
Krypto: Oh it’s you guys.
Bright: You are going down. We shall kill you.
Krypto: Right. That is gonna happen. Wrong. Now leave me be or else.
Toad: How about a game?
Krypto: Okay. Killing Bizzaro can wait.
Pharaoh: (thinking) (For once I am glad that Drill likes games) So what do you want to play?
Krypto: Scrabble is nice.
So while they stall time, The Maniacs find Bizzaro.
Bizzaro: You guys? Why are you gone? I have done many bad things yet. Wait, Needle you look the same.
Needlegal:OH FOR GOD…
Gemini: Forget it. Listen we are your bodyguards.
Bizzaro: Why would I not need bodyguards?
So the Maniacs explain the situation.
Bizzaro: Wow! I am not important! But this is good. If I live, who would be Gauntlets partner?
Hard: Good point.
Meanwhile,
Krypto: Woohoo! Triple Word Bonus! Wait you guys are up to… (finally remembers Bizzaro) YOU HAVE BEEN DISTRACTING ME! YOU MUST SUFFER DEARLY!
Ring: Oh s*it dude.
Krypto: You are…wait. Bizzaro is near! Soon he will be within me!
So he flew off.
Ring: AW DAMN HE LEFT!
Pharaoh: You know I saw an episode of South Park and I may know a way of killing him.
Dive: Which one?
Pharaoh: Lets just say Looney Tunes had a huge influence on it. I just need a hammer. Leave it to me.
Meanwhile,
Gauntlet: We did it! We got a way to disable Krypto’s assimilation powers to an extent.
Drill: Wow now we need to find him.
Meanwhile Pharaoh found Krypto.
Krypto: Huh?
Pharaoh: What’s up, doc?
Krypto: Hmm you again? You will die!
Pharaoh: Oh 4 o’clock; time for aerobics.
Krypto: Already?
So he starts doing exercises. But Pharaoh hit him with a hammer.
Krypto: How dare you?!
Pharaoh: Bye!
So Krypto follows him to a park. And all of a sudden sees a female robot and a robot dog.
Krypto: HOT MAMA!
Dog: *wow he thinks I’m a dog. Little does he know the robot is a bomb that will explode in 1 min. I better get out of here. * So he slips away unnoticed.
Krypto: Oh my darling, will you marry…
It explodes on him.
Krypto (Now all burnt): YOU WILL DIE!
Pharaoh: Wait you can’t kill me.
Krypto: Why the hell not?
Pharaoh: Look at the sign.
It says "No killing Pharaohs. Killing Kryptomen is allowed. No assimilating either".
Krypto: Aw damn it.
Pharaoh: NOW DIE! (Starts shooting Pharaoh shots and stuff at him)
Krypto: OH NO! ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Pharaoh: Good thing Drill makes his robots dumb.
Suddenly Bizzaro and the Maniacs appear.
Bizzaro: Listen I need bodyguards. I am not walking through the park. You guys tried to leave me alone while I was in the bathroom!
Snake (Drunk): Woza There are like 2 of you wow.
Needlegal:Shut up.
Krypto: AT LAST! KRYPTOMAN WILL BE VICTOROUS! BIZZARO IS HERE! OH HAPPY DAY!
Pharaoh: But what about the sign?
Krypto rips it up
Krypto: What sign? Now prepare to be infected!
Spark: I take it this imbecile with the wings is Kryptoman.
Pharaoh: Yeah. Okay guys you can come out.
So the Comrades come out from bushes and trees.
Skull: We can’t let him infect Bizzaro…
Ring: To late for that dude. He did it already.
Bizzaro (in pain): YAY! WHATS NOT HAPPENING TO ME?!
Krypto: You are infected and now in 3 mins. you will be part of me!
Voice: Hold it right there!
Krypto: Ah master. You are here with that weakling Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: I’m no weakling! My power is extremely high! I am the only one who knows it!
Gemini: What is it?
Gauntlet: Now…that is a Secret!
Drill: Anyway take this! *Shoots something at Bizzaro and Krypto*
Bizzaro: Hey I feel worse. Now I am staying here. I’ll save you all now.
Krypto: ARGH THE PAIN! WHY DO I FEEL WEAK?!
Drill: Simple. It was Flu Shot pellets! You can still assimilate, but it may kill you and also drain your energy.
Krypto: DAMN YOU! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!
So he leaves.
Ring: Wow. Life’s a bitch.
Drill: Now he is just like any other robot. But he can fly and shoot photon beams and stuff.
Top: Who cares this crappy story is over at last!
Spark: THANK GOD!
Pharaoh: Well I liked it. I had a big part.
Toad: See you on the next Cossacks Comrades!
Meanwhile back in the swamp....
Wily: Ow Ballade get off of me!
Ballade: I’ll get off if you get your foot out of my face!
Wily: DAMN YOU ALL!
END
Cossack's Comrades |
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AM as Drill Man |
GDT as Dust Man |
Christoffer as Dive Man |
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Keba as Bright Babe |
Shadowyguy as Skull Man |
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Rebel40000 as Ring Man |
Sergal as Pharaoh Man |
Dennis as Toad Man |