Now here are the others in the Cossacks Comrades
Dr. Cossack and Kalinka:
It is the world famous Russian robot designer whos home we stay in. Ever since Kalinka was kidnapped by Wily, he hasn’t trusted anyone but himself and Dr. Light. When our team came into existence, he saw a golden opportunity for us to be his protectors…and slaves. Yes he is a lazy bastard who hates it when people come and move in, like with the Incredibles, but he seems to have made an exception for Jay and Silent Bob, since they provide him with smokes. Kalinka, on the other hand, views the Comrades as friends and someone to make her laugh. She is an angel compared to Cossack. She is a friend with Violet.
Bob Parr/ Mr. Incredible:
Once he was a legend in himself. He once was the Super known as Mr. Incredible, the man with super strength. Now he is unemployed and homeless…thanks to Kryptoman. He married Helen Parr, also known as Elastigirl, 15 years ago. Then he had a lawsuit filed against him and all Supers had to go underground. Now 15 years later he and Helen have three kids, Violet; Dash; and Jack Jack, and worked at Insuricare under the tight rule of Robert Humph, a man who hated helping people. Once Bob got so mad at him that he flung him through about 20 cubicle walls! He was fired. But thanks to defeating the villain Syndrome with his family and best friend Lucius Best (a.k.a Frozone, a Super who can turn moisture into ice) he was allowed to do Super work again. Now with that others were allowed to do so, including Edna Mode, the person who made the family’s super suits. Now somewhere along the line Drill, in human form, met Violet and had a dinner date arranged. It was at that date that Kryptoman destroyed their home, but everyone was safe. Now he and his family are living in the Citadel, but for how long?
Helen Parr/ Elastigirl:
Like Bob, she too was once a famous Super, having the ability to stretch in any direction and shape she wanted. Now she is married to Bob and mothered three kids. When Bob was fired from Insuricare, she was clueless about it and with thanks to Edna discovered that he was out on Syndromes Island. So she set out as Elastigirl to save him, but Dash and Violet followed her. They rescued Bob and saved the day. Now with Violet having a boyfriend she was both happy and nervous, as was Bob. They worried that he might discover the fact that they are Supers, but they didn’t know that her boyfriend also had powers, in a different way. Now living with Cossack, she is trying to make the best of this situation, but how can a Hero live with two drug dealers?
Violet Parr:
The eldest of the three Parr children, she is the shyest one. Being a teenager is very tough for young girls, but that's where Violets powers come in. Vi (that's her nickname) can turn invisible at will and also create force fields. She is constantly fighting with Dash, but other then that keeps to herself. When she went out to save her dad, she grew a lot. She figured how to make bigger force fields, and also got more self-confidence. One day she happened to meet Drill in human form and met every week for awhile. She didn’t let on that she was a Super, and Drill didn’t either. All seemed well at a dinner date she had at her house, but Kryptoman came and spoiled it all. By putting a force field around Ringman and Drillman, she had unknowingly put a hit on herself, for now Kryptoman wants her dead. She has made friends with Kalinka, and now stays with Drill.
Dashill Parr:
The second oldest member Dashill, Dash, Parr has the gift of speed. He is currently in the fourth grade and uses his speed for mischief. Now he gets bored real easy and wanted to do sports, but his folks wont let him. He constantly fights his sister, but hates her force fields. Now after he helps save his dad he is allowed to run track…as long as he always gets second place. With his sister having a boyfriend, he figured this would be a great time to annoy her but when he met Drill he liked him. Drill seemed to like him too because it was Dash who went and got the Flu Medicine to use on Kryptoman. He likes to play the teammates in video games and likes his new home in Russia.
Jack Jack Parr: The baby on the family, he is about 3 months old. His powers consist of turning into stone and then combusting into flames but from those flames sprouts a mini monster. Very little is known about Jack Jack but he is adorable no less.
The Stoners:
Robot Master Name: Jay & Silent Bob
Robot Master Number: What the hell's a number?
Real Name: Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith
Height: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Weight: Can't remember
Likes: Blunts, bongs, bitches, smokes, Justice (Jay's girlfriend), getting laid
Dislikes: Dante Hicks, Randal Graves, Charles Barkley
Worst Fear: Monkeys will take over the world
Eye Color: Not sure
Hair Color: Brown for Bob, blonde for Jay
Goal: To get some pussy
Quote: "Snootch to 'da nootch"
Stats: These two stoners always get into trouble. They're in the Jersey drug syndicate and deal in front of the Quick Stop. Holden and Bankey used these two as bases for their comic, Bluntman and Chronic. These two once even met God. They have their own monkey and are hetero life-mates.
Powers: The power to deal!
Jay & Silent Bob Fun Facts
- The word "fuck" is used 228 times in J&SBSB
- They will soon be appearing in the new Clerks movie Clerks: Sell Out with Dante and Randal.
- Jay masturbates more than anyone on the planet... but he thinks about guys while doing it.
- Bob speaks a total of 30 words in Clerks.
- Bob speaks only 2 words in Dogma; "No ticket".
- Bob speaks a total of 102 words in J&SBSB.
- Jay's real name is Jason Mewes and Silent Bob is creator of the movies, Kevin Smith (who owns these two, so please don't sue us!)
- Jason Mewes was arrested twice for drug possession.
