The Sinister Six In:
The Stupid Bomb
Andon: Well, this one is short and kooky, but well worth a
read anyway. Enjoy and what not! I need more screen
Narrator: At the Justice Leaque Headquarters, Gauntlet, Ben and
several other Megaman Community Members discuss a plan
to take on the new evil forces which have plaqued New
Ben: *slaming a fist down on the table* We have to act now!
There's no telling what those army of villains are up
Gauntlet: Don't worry Ben. We've Got Gary doing undercover work.
He's at Super Chaos's base now spying.
Sparky: No offense, but Gary isn't exactly spy material.
Sanity: Right. You should of went yourself.
Ben: True...but we aren't getting pranked right now...right?
Everyone: Good point!!
Narrator: Elsewhere Gary is dressed as one of Super Chaos's minions
spying at the front.
(as a Minion): Here's your shake sire.
Chaos: Finally! *takes it*
(Another Minion comes in)
Minion: Sir! We have developed the new weapon!
Gary: (To himself) Uh oh...
Chaos: Good. Explain how it works.
Gary: (To himself) Yes...please do.
Minion: Well sir...it's quite simple. Presenting The Stupid
Bomb! *pulls out a bomb*
Gary: We're really in trouble...*to himself*
Minion: Basically, you throw it at a target...then the target
becomes really stupid for a long while.
Gary: *is taking notes*
Chaos: *spits out his drink* Bleeech. This was supposed
to be super crunchy. This is super spicey!
Minion: Crap...I gotta go check the other bombs.
Gary: *approaches the minion* Here...let me hold that for
you...you look awfully tired.
Minion: Thanks...what a pal. *takes off*
Gary: *prepairs to leave when Super Chaos approaches him*
Chaos: HEY! Stop right there!
Chaos: *peers over him* Look at your armor! It's
Gary: *mimicking his voice* YEah...I bought it at the Megaopolis
Shop down the street.
Chaos: IT'S CHEAP!
Gary: *takes of the armor and leaves it on the floor in front
of Super Chaos*
Chaos: *yelling at the dead armor* YOU'RE A DISCRACE
TO THE ARMY UNIFORM! STAND UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Gary: *leaving with the bomb* I bet Super Chaos was the inspiration
for the Stupid Bomb.
Gauntlet: Agreed. We'll let them make the first move...and we'll
go from there.
Ben: We'll be sitting ducks!
Sparky: It seems we all can't come to an agreement.
Sanity: I know...I wish Gary would get back with some information.
Gary: *comes running in with the bomb* Hey Guys! Guess what
(Gary trips and he drops the bomb and it explodes)
Ben: I was going to say attack first...but screw that! *hits
his head on the wall*
Gauntlet: I was going to say something important...but I forgot...
Sparky: Hehehehe...An Eskimo in 80 degree's heat.
Gary: What happend? Ah well...*Hits himself over the head
with a mallet*
Sanity: Wow...I feel so much better!
Scott: What's goin' on? I don't feel any different!?
Gauntlet: Come on Ben...Gary...let's go attack Super Chaos's Army!
and Gary: *looking in opposite directions* OKAY!
(Meanwhile The Minion has assembled the large army of
Super Chaos out in the field)
Minion: Okay guys. You all are armed with the most powerful
weapon in Megaolpolis warfare. Together we will crush
the good guys and reign supreme.
guy: How do you opperate the weapon?
Minion: Simple! Treat it like a ordinary bomb. But remember,
it's perfectly safe...as long as you don't drop it.
guy way out in back: Uh oh....
Minion: Is there a problem out there?
guy way out in back: Hmmmm...maybe.
(The entire Army is now a bunch of stupid idiots)
Minion: Okay...ummm...now that we are all stupid...I guess we
guy: Look at this! *booooom!*
guy: *laughs* Watch this! *boooom*
Guy: Look what happends when I smash two bombs together...
Guy: A bigger explosion!
Gauntlet: *taps Minion on the shoulder*
Gauntlet: EXcuse Me...is this the army we are supposed to defeat?
Guy: *rides by on a unicycle juggling bombs*
Minion: Oh my! We have guests! And nobody told me!
Ben: *shakes Minion's hand* Shall we battle now?
Minion: Here honered guests! Take these bombs as a gift. *gives
them several bombs*
Guy: *plays baseball with a bomb*
Guy: *tries to hit it with a bat*
Gary: I guess this means we won? *walks off with Ben and Gauntlet*
Gauntlet: Spoils of war...
Gary: I wonder what these things do?
Ben: Donno...*looks at it upside down*
several hours later at Super Chaos's base...
Minion: Hmmm...the effects are slowy wearing off sir...however
the army are still playing around with the stupid bombs.
Chaos: *groan* This isn't working out so well...And
you said you "gave" those goody goodys some of the bombs?
Minion: *gulp* Yesss sir...but it wasn't my fault...the bomb's
Chaos: *waves a hand of silence* No matter. One
of those lame brains is sure to set one off...making
them stupider than us.
Minion: Well...at the rate the army is going...I'm afraid we're
the dumber ones.
Chaos: Yes...but that will be fixed thanks to my
new invention. My Smart Bombs.
Minion: Smart Bombs sir?
Chaos: *pulls open a curtain showing a pile of them*
These outta counter effect the stupid bombs. Drop a
slew of these on our own men, and we'll be the smartest
army in the world.
Minion: *examining the bombs* Not bad sir. A definate success.
Chaos: With the goodies dumb as mud, and us smarter
than heck...they'll be no stopping us.
Minion: *pulling out a bomb from the middle of the pile* So
how do they work...
Chaos: OH no...
*the pile lands on Minion and they all explode*
Minion: A unique success. It seems that now I'm smarter than
you former leader.
Chaos: What do you mean..."former"?
Minion: With my new brains I shall rule this army with a strong
hold. And now I know all your clever little traps. *pulls
Chaos: *falls in* HEY!!! *trap snaps shut*
Minion: Now I shall rule the world!!
*Back at HQ*
Ben: *holding his head* The effects are starting to wear
Gauntlet: Finally! Super Chaos could of attacked us while our
guard was down.
Gary: Sorry about that guys...forgot that I'm kinda clumsy.
Gauntlet: Yeah...well next time leave the spying to the master.
*Naop comes in*
Naop: Hey guys. I found this bomb in the hallway. Let's set
it off and see what it does.
Narrator: With the heros down with stupidy...will Megaopolis be
Minion: *standing on a hill with all the stupid army running
Minion: My army. Together we shall rule this planet!
Guy: Look what happens when I smash three bombs together!
Note: Thanks to the Super Mario Brothers Super Book
for inspiration for this epilouge!