The Sinister Six In:

The Stupid Bomb

Andon: Well, this one is short and kooky, but well worth a read anyway. Enjoy and what not! I need more screen time...*groans*

Narrator: At the Justice Leaque Headquarters, Gauntlet, Ben and several other Megaman Community Members discuss a plan to take on the new evil forces which have plaqued New Megaolpolis.

Ben: *slaming a fist down on the table* We have to act now! There's no telling what those army of villains are up to.

Gauntlet: Don't worry Ben. We've Got Gary doing undercover work. He's at Super Chaos's base now spying.

Captain Sparky: No offense, but Gary isn't exactly spy material.

Sanity: Right. You should of went yourself.

Ben: True...but we aren't getting pranked right now...right?

Everyone: Good point!!

Narrator: Elsewhere Gary is dressed as one of Super Chaos's minions spying at the front.

Gary (as a Minion): Here's your shake sire.

Super Chaos: Finally! *takes it*

(Another Minion comes in)

Minion: Sir! We have developed the new weapon!

Gary: (To himself) Uh oh...

Super Chaos: Good. Explain how it works.

Gary: (To himself) Yes...please do.

Minion: Well sir...it's quite simple. Presenting The Stupid Bomb! *pulls out a bomb*

Gary: We're really in trouble...*to himself*

Minion: Basically, you throw it at a target...then the target becomes really stupid for a long while.

Gary: *is taking notes*

Super Chaos: *spits out his drink* Bleeech. This was supposed to be super crunchy. This is super spicey!

Minion: Crap...I gotta go check the other bombs.

Gary: *approaches the minion* Here...let me hold that for you...you look awfully tired.

Minion: Thanks...what a pal. *takes off*

Gary: *prepairs to leave when Super Chaos approaches him*

Super Chaos: HEY! Stop right there!

Gary: *gulps*

Super Chaos: *peers over him* Look at your armor! It's horrible!

Gary: *mimicking his voice* YEah...I bought it at the Megaopolis Shop down the street.

Super Chaos: IT'S CHEAP!

Gary: *takes of the armor and leaves it on the floor in front of Super Chaos*

Super Chaos: *yelling at the dead armor* YOU'RE A DISCRACE TO THE ARMY UNIFORM! STAND UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Gary: *leaving with the bomb* I bet Super Chaos was the inspiration for the Stupid Bomb.

(At headquarters)

Gauntlet: Agreed. We'll let them make the first move...and we'll go from there.

Ben: We'll be sitting ducks!

Sparky: It seems we all can't come to an agreement.

Sanity: I know...I wish Gary would get back with some information.

Gary: *comes running in with the bomb* Hey Guys! Guess what I got!

(Gary trips and he drops the bomb and it explodes)

Ben: I was going to say attack first...but screw that! *hits his head on the wall*

Gauntlet: I was going to say something important...but I forgot...

Sparky: Hehehehe...An Eskimo in 80 degree's heat.

Gary: What happend? Ah well...*Hits himself over the head with a mallet*

Sanity: Wow...I feel so much better!

Scott: What's goin' on? I don't feel any different!?

Gauntlet: Come on Ben...Gary...let's go attack Super Chaos's Army!

Ben and Gary: *looking in opposite directions* OKAY!

(Meanwhile The Minion has assembled the large army of Super Chaos out in the field)

Minion: Okay guys. You all are armed with the most powerful weapon in Megaolpolis warfare. Together we will crush the good guys and reign supreme.

Army: Yeah!

One guy: How do you opperate the weapon?

Minion: Simple! Treat it like a ordinary bomb. But remember, it's perfectly safe...as long as you don't drop it.

Some guy way out in back: Uh oh....

Minion: Is there a problem out there?

Some guy way out in back: Hmmmm...maybe.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!