The
NEW Sinister Six in:
Return to the Future
by
Ben
Gary: Okay guys! Breakfast's on!
Rich: *sniffs* Hmm... Something smells good.
Britt: Like Bananas...what did you bake?
Gary: Muffins!
Erik: Oh god no, Ben's bound to have a psychotic episode if he see that. We better make sure he doesn't walk in.
Leon: Too late...
Ben: What's smell... *Sees the muffins, eye twitches* ARGH!
Muffin Man: You're dead Ben...
Ben: You'll never take me alive... *Jumps out the window landing face-first onto the patio*
Gary: BWHAHAHA! Didn't think he'd do that.
Erik: *sigh* Now I know why you said make breakfast.
Gary: What? You expect me to make pancakes and sausages?
Erik: Actually...
Rich: *Looking out the window* Uh... Ben's not moving.
Gary: He's fine.
Leon: *Also looking out the window* ...then why is he twitching?
Gary: Ben's been through worse, remember when he threw himself off the Megalopolis Tower thinking Rita MacNeil was coming to eat him?
Ben: *Gets up and dusts himself* ARGH!
Rita MacNeil: Time for the main course! *Chases Ben*
Ben: *Runs away screaming*
Britt: Uh, you know it won't be long before he'll burn down the neighborhood
Erik: Guess our breakfast plans are scrapped, Sinister Six REUN...
BOOM! *A circular portal tears open in the middle of the kitchen.*
Leon: Sweet Jebus!
*A shadowed, yet familiar figure steps out from the portal*
???: Thank Vulcan, I've made it back to 20XX. Maybe it's not too late.
Gary: *Dumbstruck* I don't believe it... Y-Y-You're...
Dragoon: Sinister...Six... the future needs you. *Falls over unconscious*
Erik: What the heck? I thought Magma Dragoon was dead.
Gary: He was, the entire X-Force was wiped out when Red collapsed the 21XX timeline.*
(*X-Force #25)
Rich: *Looking back into the portal* Oh shit! Incoming... *Dodges an incoming barrage of plasma*
BOOM!
Maverick 1: *Emerges from the portal* Capture the fugitive!
Mavericks 2 & 3: Roger!
Erik: Gary, Leon! Get Magma Dragoon out of here we'll take on these... *Gets hit in the chest with the Maverick's plasma weapon and thrown into a wall* ARGH!
Maverick 2: Stand aside primitives. This is of no concern to you.
Rich: I beg to differ cyberpunks! *Throws two hyper bombs at the Mavericks*
*The bombs explode but the mavericks emerge from the smoke and dust unharmed*
Rich: What the?
Maverick 1: We are composed of botanium alloy.
Maverick 3: Your weapons are useless, primitives. Surrender now and your existence shall be preserved.
Britt: No deal. *Fires off a triad of Rolling Cutters at the second maverick*
Maverick 2: *Dodges with ease* Pathetic.
Britt: You must've failed your 21st century history eh?
Maverick 2: What?
*The second Maverick looks back to see the Rolling Cutters circle around*
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
Maverick 2: *Has both his arms and a leg snipped off* ARGH!
Rich: *Pries open the lead maverick's mouth* Want a taste of Dr. Bombman's medicine?
Maverick 1: Negat...
Rich: Too bad, it's for my own good! *Shoves a hyper bomb down the Maverick's oriface and jumps off.*
BOOM! *The lead Maverick is blasted to pieces*
Maverick 3: This is Maverick Shock Trooper #D30145, we're under attack please send back up... please... *Gets his head smashed in by Erik's massive fist*
Erik: Cancel that.
END! So soon, really?
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