The NEW Sinister Six in:


Return to the Future

by Ben

Gary: Okay guys! Breakfast's on!

Rich: *sniffs* Hmm... Something smells good.

Britt: Like Bananas...what did you bake?

Gary: Muffins!

Erik: Oh god no, Ben's bound to have a psychotic episode if he see that. We better make sure he doesn't walk in.

Leon: Too late...

Ben: What's smell... *Sees the muffins, eye twitches* ARGH!

Muffin Man: You're dead Ben...

Ben: You'll never take me alive... *Jumps out the window landing face-first onto the patio*

Gary: BWHAHAHA! Didn't think he'd do that.

Erik: *sigh* Now I know why you said make breakfast.

Gary: What? You expect me to make pancakes and sausages?

Erik: Actually...

Rich: *Looking out the window* Uh... Ben's not moving.

Gary: He's fine.

Leon: *Also looking out the window* ...then why is he twitching?

Gary: Ben's been through worse, remember when he threw himself off the Megalopolis Tower thinking Rita MacNeil was coming to eat him?

Ben: *Gets up and dusts himself* ARGH!

Rita MacNeil: Time for the main course! *Chases Ben*

Ben: *Runs away screaming*

Britt: Uh, you know it won't be long before he'll burn down the neighborhood

Erik: Guess our breakfast plans are scrapped, Sinister Six REUN...

BOOM! *A circular portal tears open in the middle of the kitchen.*

Leon: Sweet Jebus!

*A shadowed, yet familiar figure steps out from the portal*

???: Thank Vulcan, I've made it back to 20XX. Maybe it's not too late.

Gary: *Dumbstruck* I don't believe it... Y-Y-You're...

Dragoon: Sinister...Six... the future needs you. *Falls over unconscious*

Erik: What the heck? I thought Magma Dragoon was dead.

Gary: He was, the entire X-Force was wiped out when Red collapsed the 21XX timeline.*

(*X-Force #25)

Rich: *Looking back into the portal* Oh shit! Incoming... *Dodges an incoming barrage of plasma*

BOOM!

Maverick 1: *Emerges from the portal* Capture the fugitive!

Mavericks 2 & 3: Roger!

Erik: Gary, Leon! Get Magma Dragoon out of here we'll take on these... *Gets hit in the chest with the Maverick's plasma weapon and thrown into a wall* ARGH!

Maverick 2: Stand aside primitives. This is of no concern to you.

Rich: I beg to differ cyberpunks! *Throws two hyper bombs at the Mavericks*

*The bombs explode but the mavericks emerge from the smoke and dust unharmed*

Rich: What the?

Maverick 1: We are composed of botanium alloy.

Maverick 3: Your weapons are useless, primitives. Surrender now and your existence shall be preserved.

Britt: No deal. *Fires off a triad of Rolling Cutters at the second maverick*

Maverick 2: *Dodges with ease* Pathetic.

Britt: You must've failed your 21st century history eh?

Maverick 2: What?

*The second Maverick looks back to see the Rolling Cutters circle around*

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

Maverick 2: *Has both his arms and a leg snipped off* ARGH!

Rich: *Pries open the lead maverick's mouth* Want a taste of Dr. Bombman's medicine?

Maverick 1: Negat...

Rich: Too bad, it's for my own good! *Shoves a hyper bomb down the Maverick's oriface and jumps off.*

BOOM! *The lead Maverick is blasted to pieces*

Maverick 3: This is Maverick Shock Trooper #D30145, we're under attack please send back up... please... *Gets his head smashed in by Erik's massive fist*

Erik: Cancel that.

END! So soon, really?