Sinister Six In:
Which Iceman is it Already!?
Andon: It's that time again. Another Sinister Six Adventure!
Word has it that we get some pretty nifty cameos in
this story in the frozen kinda way!
Narrator: The Sinister Six are enjoying a good breakfast when
the mail arrives at Sinister Six HQ.
Tim: Mail Call! *flings a letter at Andon* It's from The
Government...I belive they don't like you much.
Andon: Well...of course. I'm just trying to show them the light...I
mean think about it. The society today...
Tim: *Interupts Andon* *flings a letter to IRA* You're Liquor
Monthly Subscription has arrived.
IRA: Yeah! *takes off to the other room*
Gary: Not again? Remember what happend last time he read that
Tim: Uggg...after watching that IRA Cam, I got nightmares...
*****2 Weeks Earlier*****
IRA: *knocks at Dr. Light's Lab*
Light: *answers door* Hello..IRA!? What are you
doing here in your boxers!?
IRA: You have any Bud Light...I'm doing an experiment...*shows
Dr. Light his mag*
Light: NOOO!! Rush! I'm calling the dog on you!
He'll take care of you!
Rush: *comes out barking and snarling*
10 minutes later...
IRA: *singing* One bottle of Beer on the wall...
Rush: *is drunk too* Rone Rottle of Reer...
IRA: You take one down...
Rush: Rass it raround...
IRA: No bottles of Beer on the wall...
Rush: ARRrrrrrooooo!!! *burps*
Light: *comes outside* What are you doing Rush!?
Rush: Ringing with Rireman...you rind?
Light: *sigh* Stupid Scooby Doo Chip...
*****Back To Present Time*****
Tim: Rush really had problems after that...
Jason: Never knew a robot dog could throw up so much...
Scott: Anything for me Tim?
Tim: Ah yes...As usual nothing for me...*groans* Scott, here's
a letter for you. And Gary, *flings a letter at him*
I have no idea what this is. It says Xavior's School
of Gifted Children on the cover as the return address.
Gary: Gifted Children...never heard of it...I hope it's not
one of those Mental Institutes...out for my insanity.
Jason: *walking in* That will be the day. Doctors putting Gary
in a straight Jacket and hauling him off.
Gary: Let's hope that never happens...Knock on Wood. *Knocks
Koala: How the heck did I get here? And stop that...I had this
armor polished yesterday.
Tim: People tend to thrash into our adventures...you kinda
get used to it.
Koala: I see, so you going to open that letter Iceman?
Gary: *rips it open* Yeah..why not. What's the worst that
can...*he stops mid sentence*
Tim: What is it?
Gary: I'll read it.
Iceman of The Sinister Six
Greetings, My name is Bobby Drake, and I attend
Xavior's School of Gifted Children, I overheard your
existance through some refrences, and heard you call
yourself "Iceman". I am insulted in this manor. Anyone
who is anyone knows who the true Iceman is. Therefor
I challenge you to a duel to humilate you for the name
stealer that you are. Meet me by The Fighters Stadium
at 12:00 Sharp tommorow night. You better be there,
or I'll come find you.
Bobby Drake (A.K.A. The "Real" Iceman)
Jason: What a bunch of bull. Everyone knows that Capcom's Iceman
came out before Marvel's.
Tim: Well, this Iceman is one of the original members of
the X-Men. I knew I remembered that name "Xavior's"
somewhere. It's from the Marvel Universe.
Andon: I don't follow Marvel that much, so I couldn't tell
you guys which came first...
Gary: That's all well and good, but I have plans tommorow
Tim: Like what? "We" have a reservation at *Mightnight Simmons
Tommorow night. Remember?
*Sinister Six: Almost Beat Him
Gary: It was tommorow night? Ben and I were going to raid
the White House...
Tim: GARY! I thought I told you guys to stay away from there!?
Ben: Then let the fireworks begin!
Gary: *puts on glasses and presses the button* Let there be
*A building with Clinton in it explodes*
*Ben and Gary sit back with shades on watching the fireworks
Ben: Nothing like watching Clinton trying to put out the
Gary: And watching Mrs. Clinton throw all the women's phone
numbers into the fire.
Ben: Hah! There's Clinton trying to explain the numbers while
burning into ash...
Gary: *cell phone rings* Hello? Yeah......*waits for responce*
I'm sorry man...what? *hear yelling on other side of
Ben: Who is it?
Gary: Tim...he wants to talk to you...*hands the phone to
Ben: Yeah? WHAT?! *yelling over the phone* Setting a bad
example!? IT was HIS idea! *yelling over the phone*
So what? I can't help it if I'm destructive. It's Iceman's
decision to accompany me.
Gary: *listens in on the yelling*
Ben: *hangs up on Tim* Man is he ever pissed off...So we
tried to blow up Clinton...he doesn't have to turn into
******Back to the Present Time*******
Gary: *Iceman's grin gets real big* Found Memories...
Tim: *sighs* Well, we can't mess the reservations...so you're
just going to have to cancel. Fighting over nonsense
like this...just to prove whose the better Iceman.
Andon: I agree Tim friend. So what if there is more than one
Iceman...well I suppose Batman would get kinda angry
if someone else was running around calling himself "Batman"...
Tim: Andon! That doesn't help!
Andon: Oops...sorry man. Do what Tim says...*looks around and
runs out of the room*
Gary: Well...I suppose you're right...*grin never wadgered*
(Later that night, Gary was anxious to meet his Marvel
Counterpart, but not wanting to get into trouble with
Tim, he called his "secret" pals incase of emergencey)
???: *over the phone* Yes?
Gary: Hey guys, just wondering if you can do me a favor...
???: Iceman? Sure. We owe you one when You lended us your
last mallet. Nana didn't know how to whack that Polar
Bear to well...
*Another voice yelled in the background...it was a female*
Gary: Yeah...but does she have to come this time? I mean I
only need you to fill my shoes until the night is over.
???: *the voice got angry* WE NEVER SEPERATE! IT'S AGAINST
Gary: Okay...okay...I got an idea. I'll invite Clownman over...and
then....*A plan was made*
(The next morning The Sinister Six Awoke to an alarming
Jonathan: It's me Clownman! LET ME IN DAMNIT!
Tim: *quickly answers the door* What's the matter?
Jonathan: WHERE IS HE!!?? *he barges into the Palace*
Gary: *comes down the stairs* Ahhh...Jonathan...just the person
I wanted to see.
Tim: I donno what's goin' on between you two, but I'd rather
stay out of it.
Jonathan: WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TELLING EVERYONE I WAS GIVING
OUT FREE CAPPACHINO!?
Gary: The only way to get your blasted attention!? Your phone
line was busy...
Jonathan: Well...if you must know I'm seeing a girl.
Gary: *looking at him strangley*
Jonathan: OH alright...my phone was cut off. I forgot to
pay the monthly fees.
Gary: *chuckles* Figures...so how did the Cappachino run go?
Jonathan: *shocks the living hell out of Iceman* Grrrrrr...Now
I have to get more! Bastards raided my freakin' Circus!
*Meanwhile in another dimention*
Pyro: Where are you going Bobby? *a flame erupts in his hand*
Bobby: *holding a letter from Megaopolis* I got issued a challenge
from this so called "Iceman" from The Capcom Universe.
I always thought he was a joke. You know. With that
kidy looking Parka?
Pyro: Yeah...but you can't go. You've got class. Let him brag
about his stupid abilities.
Bobby: You know me John. I never back down from a fight.
Pyro: What about Xavior? He'll know you're gone. I'll tell
Bobby: Why would you do that? I thought we were buds?
Pyro: *grin* I'm only looking out for your safety you know...
Bobby: Man...screw you! I can't believe you're going to rat
on me! *opens his hand*
Pyro: Go ahead...freeze me. I'll just melt my way out. You
forget that Fire melts Ice. *Pyro leaves cackling*
*meanwhile it's nearing 11:30 P.M. at Sinister Six HQ*
Tim: Okay...everyone ready?
Scott: I'm hungry let's go already!
Jason: I hope Gary ignoring this threat won't make things worse
Andon: Nah...the other Iceman will come to relize that violence
isn't the answer. It's all in...
IRA: *walks in nicely dressed* I'm ready!
*The other stare with mouths wide open*
Jason: Where did you get such a snazzy outfit IRA?
IRA: Ah..Dr. Light. He said he'd give it to me if I got off
his property, never to return.
*they all fall over with sweat drops*
Tim: Wait a minute...where's Gary?
Jason: GARY! LET'S GO!
*A sound comes from upstairs*
Tim: What was that?
Andon: GARY! COME ON! WE'LL BE LATE!
*another slam from somewhere and Iceman's door opens
???: Alright...I'm coming. Hold your horses!
Tim: About time... Now let's...*Tim does a double take* Gary?
Tim: You look a bit different...
Climbers: *show their mallets*
Tim: Oh...nevermind. Okay. Let's...wait a minute.
Tim: Who's that in the pink?
Climbers: That's Clownman. He decided to see what
it was like to dress up as me. Only Pink so we know
which is which.
*meanwhile upstairs tied up in the closet*
Jonathan: *with a big bump on his head* Mmmmhhhhhpphhh...*translation*
There are two Parka Bearing Freaks!! Hell has indeed
Koala: *muffled and falls asleep*
Narrator: Don't ask me how Woodman ended up here...
Tim: Ahhhh! That makes sense. Clownman always had a fasination
of teaming up with you. So onward...let's...wait a minute.
Climbers: *sighs* What now?
Tim: Why Pink!? Why not Orange, or Green, or *Tim was about
to say Red...but decided to just drop it* Okay...nevermind
Climbers, Jason, Andon, Scott, and IRA: Finally...
Tim: Wait a minute...
Climbers: WHAT NOW!!??
Tim: We don't have a reservation for Clownman...he'll have
to stay here.
Climbers: *raise their mallets in frustration*
Tim: Alright...okay. He can come...I suppose we can squeeze
*Nana gets mad that Tim is referring her to a "he",
but Popo calms her down*
Scott: Yeah! Let's go now! I'm starving!
Climbers: Us too!! Hungrrry!
Jason: *whispers to Andon* Does Gary and Jonathan seem a bit
different to you?
Andon: Nah...Gary's just upset cause he couldn't go out tonight.
Jason: Yeah...I guess so.
*At The Fighters Stadium where Marvel vs Capcom 2 is
supposed to take place*
Bobby: It's gettin' late. He's not going to show. *groans*
And to think I sacrificed quality play time with Rogue...*growls*
Oh yeah...*pictures her in a bikini* Heya honey...how
about I come over there and show you some real Ice Cube
*A nerd in glasses stalks out of the shadows*
Bobby: *stares in anger* Who are you? What are you doing here...ruining
Gary: I just came by to get out of the storm.
Bobby: *looks to the sky* There's no storm.
Gary: *transforms into Iceman* THERE IS NOW!! *releases a
blizzard at Bobby*
Bobby: OH shit! *quickly hides behind the closest brick wall*
Gary: So you're the famous Iceman from Marvel. *walks out
into the street* You're just a pathetic little teenager
who gets his fanbase by signing autographs. What possible
fighting skill can you possibly...
*Just then Bobby emerges 30 feet into the air raining
down razor sharp icicles down upon Gary's head*
Bobby: I maybe young, but that doesn't mean I'm inexperienced
*throws more icicles at Gary*
Gary: *this time blocks the shots* Is that all you....*gets
slammed to the back wall by a giant glacier*
Bobby: *poses and his whole body transforms into solid ice*
Bobby: Ahhh...that's much better. Now you're in trouble little
*elsewhere in the Six Mobile*
Tim: Wait a minute...
Climbers: *sigh* What now Tim?
Tim: I thought I told you guys not to dress in your armor?
Jason: He's got a point. We are supposed to be in our civilian
Climbers: *raise their mallots in frustration*
and Jason: Alright...alright...
Scott: I don't care! I just want to eat!
Everyone: Okay Scott!
Tim: *turns a corner then comes to a stop* Wait a minute...
Climbers: *are about to go crazy*
*Meanwhile back at the Stadium*
Gary: Whoah...nice outfit. Wouldn't want to be made of solid
ice though...*points to the sun*
Bobby: Things like that don't effect me little one.
Gary: Little one? Oh...that does it. Since we are at this
stadium, might as well use it to my advantage! *Iceman
transforms into his Marvel vs Capcom self*
Bobby: Oh please...you still look the same.
*Two energy bars with Iceman labeled on the top appear
on both sides of the arena*
Bobby: Well, that's stupid. Which one belongs to whom!?
Gary: Donno...let's find out! *Plows Bobby with his mallet*
Bobby: Owch! *Bobby's energy bar decreases*
Gary: That one is yours.
Bobby: HEY! CHEATER!
Gary: Well...ya asked. *blows raspberry*
Bobby: Grrrrrrr....*prepairs to slaughter Gary with Icicles*
Gary: *counters with his own Ice Slashers* Let's get this
*The Sixmobile finally makes its destination*
Andon: CLOSED! BUT WE HAD RESERVATIONS!
Tim: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Jason: Let's at least see why they are closed...
tonight for The Iceman Cometh has finally hit our sweet
Buildings, cars, people have been frozen solid
for what seems to be like a fued over who is the mightiest,
no...iceist of them all. People are closing shops and
staying home. We suggest you do the same.
*Everyone then looks at the Ice Climbers with suspision*
Climbers: *raise their mallets with frustration*
Tim: I'm not buying it this time...who are you guys really?
*Back at the battle, the whole area looked like it entered
another Ice Age*
Bobby: *knocked back towards the far wall* Ouch...damn!
Gary: *catching his breath* How do you like....them...apples
Bobby: *gets up with a grin* Hmmm...let me think. How do you
stop an irritating Eskimo?
Gary: Don't know. Try me.
Bobby: *puts his hand together and summons a giant glacier*
Gary: Cripes...me and my big mouth. *Gary ammeditatly plants
both his hands into the ground*
Gary: ICE TOWER!!
*Both Bobby and Gary are whacked by both attacks*
Gary: *gets up* I'm not finished yet...*catchs his breath*
Bobby: *attempts a frontal attack* Screw Ice Powers...let's
do this the old fasioned way!
Gary: If you insist. *Jumps sky high before Bobby could connect
with his punch*
Bobby: Now...where did he...*Gary lands on his back* What the
Gary: One advantage of being small is that I'm fast! *takes
out mallet and whacks Bobby over the head*
Bobby: *falls to the ground*
Gary: *whipes his hands* Not bad if I do say so myself.
*A blast hits Gary and the downed Bobby and the both
of them fly against the Stadium wall*
*They both lose their Marvel vs Capcom forms*
(Meanwhile back at Sinister Six HQ)
Tim: Alright guys...spill it. You're not really Iceman and
Jason: Yeah...I recogize Gary's Mallet anywhere...and those
mallets aren't his!
Climbers: Alright...you got us. We aren't really
who you say we are.
Tim: That's what I thought. Who are you guys anyways?
Climbers: Wha? You don't know who we are?
Andon: Sorry dudes...you don't ring a bell.
IRA: Likewise. I wonder though...are you related to Iceman?
Climbers: *get irritated* NOOOO!! We were released
in 1985! One year before you guys were released! If
anything...he should be related to us!
Scott: The Ice Climbers for the regular Nintendo!
*everyone looks at Scott in amazement*
Andon: These sudden intellegent outbursts have got to stop...
Climbers: He's right. We fought condors, and polar
bears and little creatures with these mallets. Did a
lot of climbing too.
Tim: I see, but that doesn't explain where our little Eskimo
Climbers: *look at each other then at Tim* He's
out fighting some other Iceman guy.
Tim: I KNEW IT! HE DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER!!
Jason: Doesn't matter anyway. The place was closed.
Andon: My pointy headed friend is right Tim. At least Gary
is out of the H.Q. and not pranking.
Tim: How right you are Andon...how right you are. Now all
we gotta do is get IRA out of the house.
IRA: *falls on the floor* Buuuuuuurrrrp!!
(Back at the match up)
Bobby: What the heck?
Scorpion: Mwhahahahaha! Look at you pathetic idiots. Fighting
over who posseses the greatist Ice Powers.
Gary: Scorpion...What the heck are you doing here?!
Bobby: Yeah...and do you mind? I was kinda busy whipping Gary's
Scorpion: You haven't figured it out yet? I've come here to destroy
you Iceman! I sent those letters. To Both of you!
and Bobby: Whaaaa!!??
Scorpion: Perfect plot to let you both duke it out, and when you
finally massacure one another until you are weak. I
can intervene and destroy another member of the pityful
Gary: You bastard...
Scorpion: And why not whipe out the famous Bobby Drake...the chick
magnet at the same time...blasted women never recognize
Bobby: You pervert...
Scorpion: Bastard and Pervert that I am...at least I'm not "gullable"
enough to believe pathetic letters like that.
*Both Icemen look down in shame*
Scorpion: You are two weak to stop me now! DIE!! *he shoots out
massive laser balls down at the two frozen lads*
Bobby and Gary Dodge
Bobby: Care for a quick team up?
Gary: Sure! We'll show him the true power of Ice!
Scorpion: *continues firing lasers at the two* Ahhhh...gotta love
laser power. So fast...so accurate...so...
Bobby: *interupts* Weak! *freezes Scorpion's feet*
Scorpion: *yawns* That all you got. *uses a laser beam to melt
Gary: *freezes Scorpion in place* Take that!
Scorpion: This is pityful! *breaks out of the icey prison*
Bobby: Freeze Beam! *freezes Scorpion again*
Scorpion: *breaks out* Damnit...let me attack!
Gary: Ice Slasher! *freezes Scorpion again*
Scorpion: Grrr...*breaks out* *jumps before Bobby could freeze
Scorpion: *hovering over the two* Really...you guys need to focus
your energy on something...uh? *is whacked by falling
Gary: Gotta love that move!
Bobby: Nice. How about this?
Scorpion: *gets up disoriented* What hit me? *is slamed to the
back wall with a huge Glacier*
Gary: Damn...not bad. Take a gander at this?
Scorpion: *busts out of the glacier* Uggg...my head. ACK!! *quickly
dodges razor sharp Snow flake Blades*
*one cuts off his tail*
Scorpion: Damnit! I hate that Diamond Saw move!
Bobby: Gotta learn that one! *smiles* Check this out!
*About 20 mins later, Scorpion hasn't had a chance to
Scorpion: Alright! I give up already! *is seen shaking from the
Gary: *stands over Scorpion's shivering body* Give up this
quickly? It's not like you Scorpion.
Bobby: *stands over him too* To weak to use your telepathic
Scorpion: I lose them when my tail is cut off damnit!
Gary: I see...so what would happen if we did this?
Scorpion: Uh oh...
(Bobby and Gary create a blizzard and blow Scorpion
out of the area)
Scorpion: *as he's flying away* Rest assured! This ain't over
Gary: *gives Bobby a high five...or rather a jump and then
a high five* We did it!
Bobby: Yes! We work well together!
Gary: Sorry about fighting you before...I guess it was kinda
stupid to see who should be the real Iceman.
Bobby: Yeah. I mean...look at that guy in Topgun. Calling himself
Iceman. *makes a farting noise*
Gary: *laughs* Welp, I'm glad this is over with. I better
get back to H.Q.
Bobby: Just a suggestion. Change your team name. Or some other
Marvel Characters will be coming after you.
Gary: I might run that by Tim. Oh...there's one other Ice
move I want to show you.
(The two raise hands and release a Ice shot into the
Bobby: Hold on...a few more seconds.
Gary: The Friendship Ice Shot...don't leave home without it.
*it begins to snow all over megaolpolis*
and Bobby: Ice is Nice...
*later Gary arrives tiredly back at H.Q.*
Tim: *is in the kitchen with everyone else*
Gary: Hey guys! Wazzup!
Jason: Who are you?
Gary: I"m Iceman doofus!
IRA: No...I'm afraid you're mistaken. This is Iceman. *points
to the Ice Climbers*
Climbers: Yeah! Go away you imposter!
Gary: Imposter! But I am Iceman! *gives a look to the Ice
Climbers for support*
Jason: Get out of our base! For all we know you could be Red!
Gary: But there's two of them!
Tim: That's cause the pink one is Clownman!
Andon: No buts dude! Get out!
Gary: *sighs and turns around* Fine...can't believe this...*a
pie hits him in the face*
Koala: Yeah..we got you good.
Gary: You mean...all this was a set up?
Tim: Yeah...for not following my orders. Don't let it happen
Jason: So who won man?
Gary: *smiles* It was a draw.
Andon: Whoah...it's a shame you guys can't be friends. Fighting
is so pointless.
Gary: Indeed it is Andon...indeed it is.
Tim: Some hero's we turned out to be. Couldn't even get into
our fave dinning place.
Jason: True. That and Gary proved how sneaky he can be.
IRA: To bad it backfired on him.
Gary: But there's always next time.
Andon: Indeed dude! I just hope there aren't any more Ice"men"
Climbers: CAN WE EAT NOW! HUNGRY!
*Two weeks later at Xavior's School for Gifted Children*
Pyro: *yawns* Wonder what the others are up to...*gets out
of bed and heads down the hall*
Bobby: Nice to see you Pyro. *grin*
Pyro: Oh...hey Bobby...who's that?
Gary: His Partner in Fire Extingishing. *cracks knuckles*
and Gary: Yes! *they both start throwing Ice attacks
Pyro: *runs out from the School* I'm telling the Proffessor!!
to those: Bobby can use his Ice Powers in his normal
form. Gary Cannot. Gary has to be in his armor for him
to use his Ice powers.