The
Sinister Six In:
My...What Wierd Powers you Have?
Andon: Hiya! And welcome to yet another exciting Sinister Six
Adventure! Boy, people often wonder what the heck keeps
us going!? And it ain't your Enigizer Bunny either!
Narrator: Welcome! You've
just joined our heroes as they battle the epic magician
known as Buster Rod G in a remote land far from the
MM Universe...hey. THey can't be cooped up in Megalpolis
forever right?
Jason: Yeah...your timing is just...(gets rocketed back by
Buster's spher)
>Buster
Rod G.: Enough Chit Chat! It's time I show you guys
who's top notch!
IRA: It ain't you. (burns Buster)
>Buster
Rod G.: Yeeeeowwch! *falls over*
Tim: Nice job their IRA. Now we can finish him off.
IRA: Hell yeah! Let me do the honors!
Gary: You got to do the honors last time. It's my turn.
IRA: In your dreams Eskimo.
Jason: Actually, you both are wrong. It's Andon's turn.
(Everyone turns to Jason except
for Scott who is eating the left over donuts from breakfast)
Tim: You forget that Andon is a pacifist...
Andon: Oi my boulder throwing friend, I won't throw a punch
unless...
(Buster Rod G. gets up)
Jason: Unless Buster Rod G. Got up?
>Buster
Rod G.: Fools! You should of finished me off when
you had the chance...now you'll pay! *casts a spell
upon the Six*
(Horror music)
Tim:
Uh oh...
*Purple mist surrounds the Six*
>Buster
Rod G.: *inchants a spell* "Oi...do I feel constipated...ah
well. May one of your abilities become disoriented."
IRA: Nooo!!! Not that! Anything but that!!
(Nothing happens)
>Buster
Rod G.: *laughs like a lunatic* Mwhaaahahaha! Now
you have felt my wrath!!
Tim,
Scott, Jason, Gary,
IRA, and Andon: .....................
>Buster
Rod G.: What?
Tim: Ummmm...not to insult your magic or anything pal...but
your spell didn't do anything.
IRA: It's true. *shoots out a small fire ball* Our powers
still work.
>Buster
Rod G.: Sure it did...just...
(At that moment a large mechancial
frog comes piling in)
Scott: It's frog?
IRA: It's a Toad?
Gary: Nah...it's Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: Looks like you could use my expertise skills here! *hops
on top of Buster*
Tim: Not really...
>Buster
Rod G.: *knocks the giant mechanical frog off him*
Gauntlet: Oh! So you wanna play rough do ya? *fires lasers and
fire from the Frog thing*
IRA: Whoah...now that's kewl.
Gary: Uggg...that's nothing.
>Buster
Rod G.: *evades the lasers and fire* Where the heck
did you get such a weird weapon Gauntlet!
Gauntlet: Now THAT is a secret! *charges at Buster with his Machine*
>Buster
Rod G.: *gets hit* Uggg...but take this!
(Gauntlet's Frog Bot blows up)
Scott: Whoah...
Tim: Looks like Shadowman finally got what was coming to
him.
Gauntlet: *comes out from the reckage* I haven't even begun my
assualt! *clings to the ceiling*
Tim,
Scott, Jason, Gary,
IRA, and Andon: .....................
>Buster
Rod G.: ..........umm... what the heck?
Gauntlet: *Flings Tacks on the ground from the ceiling*
Tim: Either I'm on crack, or Gauntlet just learned how to
cling to the ceiling...
Gary: You haven't seen anything yet.
>Buster
Rod G.: *looks down at the tacks* What kind of Defensive
Manuver is this?
Gauntlet: What do ya mean? *stands on the ceiling*
>Buster
Rod G.: Look! I can just walk around them...see?
*walks around the tacks*
Gauntlet: So you want to get picky about it eh? *lands on the
floor*
>Buster
Rod G.: No more weird attacks okay?
Jason: Tell me about it...though I wish I could do stuff like
that.
Gauntlet: *turns into a log and charges at Buster*
Tim,
Scott, Jason, Gary,
IRA, and Andon: .....................
>Buster
Rod G.: *is to confused to dodge the attack*
(Buster Rod G. gets knocked
to the back wall)
Tim: Okay...now I know I'm on something...
Gary: You haven't seen anything...
Tim: *grabs Gary by the throat* WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO THAT'S
PHYSICALLY NOT POSSIBLE!!?? He's SHADOWMAN FOR SAKE! NOT FROG MAN! NOT TACK MAN! NOT LOG MAN!
Andon: Simmer down big guy...he is a man of mystery.
Jason: You know what...I think I outta try that log trick...
IRA: That Frog Bot is the bomb.
Scott: Huh? What about Bombs?
(A plan was made as Gauntlet
and Buster continue their battle)
>Buster
Rod G.: I've had enough of your weirdness! Take
this! *fires an electric charge at Gauntlet*
Gauntlet: *disappears and reappears* Tis a holigram!
>Buster
Rod G.: Uggggggg!! I can't take it anymore! The
Frog Bot, The Tacks, The Log! The HOLIGRAMS! I'M OUTTA
HERE!
(Buster Rod G steps on the tacks
as he retreats)
>Buster
Rod G.: Owch! This...Owch! Isn't....Owch! Over Yet...OWCH!!
*leaves*
Gauntlet: I knew those tacks would be good for something!
Tim: Nice job there G. *approaches Gauntlet* Where did you
get those weird attacks anyhow?
Gauntlet: Like I told Buster...Now THAT is a Secret.
(The other b surround Gauntlet)
Gauntlet: Wha...what's goin' on?
Gary: Your secret is about to be revealed.
(They tackle Gauntlet and tie
him down)
Gauntlet: Sinister Six gone Traitor?
Tim: Not Traiter...ever heard of the phrase "Curiousity killed
the Cat?" *Tim touches Gauntlet on his head and a glow
travels into his circuitry*
(One by one the other members
did the same)
Gauntlet: Did you guys just copy my powers?
Andon: Indeed Dude. Even I'm anxious to try some of those weird
tricks.
Tim: Plus this is our story...why is it you always find ways
to crash into 'em?
Gary: The Mechancial Maniacs don't call him "Spot Light Stealer"
for nothing eh?
(Before Gauntlet can say anything
Tim's automatic News Tv went off)
Scott:
OOOHhh!! The mini TV again...can I watch...
Tim,
Jason, Gary, IRA,
and Andon: NOOOOOOO!!!
Tim: Crap. Super Chaos again! We'll have to try out these
things later. Let's go!
Gary: Later G!
Gauntlet: WAIT! Aren't you going to untie me first?
Gary: *grins* What's the matter? You're a ninja aren't ya?
Figure it out!
Jason: Yeah...use your tack technique to cut your way out.
*laughs*
(They teleport out)
Gauntlet: Sinister Six are nice my Transmental Armor !
(Later at the Skyport)
Super
Chaos: Okay...this time I have a plan for those
fools. Let them come!
(A bright flash comes as the
Sinister Six arrive)
Crowd: *starts cheering*
Tim: Okay Chaos! Let's Fight.
Super
Chaos: Good...you fell for the bait. *releases a
Energy Shield over the battle field*
IRA: Huh? What the?
Super
Chaos: Now, you can't teleport from the battle.
I can finally finish you off!
Jason: Great...now we are stuck.
Super
Chaos: That's right fools! I have you trapped, no
one can save you from my awesome power!
Andon: You forget...That we have beaten you countless times,
who's going to save you from us?
Tim: Yeah! Let's do this! Power Punch!
(A gieser sprays out from the
ground a few feet away from Super Chaos)
Super
Chaos: .........huh?
Andon: Neat trick Tim...to bad you missed.
Gary: His aim was horrible...and I thought Power Arm was a
charge move...
Tim: So did I...
Super
Chaos: *regains from his confusion* Okay! Now it's
time to fight! *fires a thick laser at the Six*
(They quickly dodge)
Jason: *jumps into the air* TRI-CUTTER! ACTIVATE!
(Cutman releases several flaming
pumpkins at Super Chaos)
Super
Chaos: *whipes the pumpkins off of him* Ummm....okay.
Tim: I don't get it. What the heck is going on?!
Gary: ICE SLASHER!! (Fires out number symbols from his
mouth)
IRA: FIRE STORM!! (A green towl pops out of his arm
cannon)
Andon: Dude! It's the spell that Buster Rod G placed on us!
Tim: His spell said that one of our abilities will be disoriented,
not compeltly nonfuctional.
Andon: Don't you see! We copied Gauntlet's weird abilities.
Buster's Spell made our "Copy Ability" disoriented.
Gary: So in other words...the powers we copied from Gauntlet
are all screwed up.
Andon: Exactly!
Tim: Great...so much for the big Mechanical Frog bit.
Super
Chaos: You guys are up to something. But it ain't
gonna work. *He morphs into a big bouncing ball and
bounces around the sealed lair
(Several of the members get
slammed by the attack)
Gary: Uggg...this is pissing me off. DIAMOND SAW!
(Big golden wings grow on Iceman's
back)
Tim,
Jason, Scott, IRA, and Andon:...............
Super
Chaos: *crashes into the building by the shear weirdness*
IRA: Now...that's kewl.
Scott: *tries to throw a bomb, but his arm configures into
a machine gun*
Jason: Great...you guys have all these neat attacks, and I
can throw pumpkins.
Tim: Gary used two different
attacks, maybe we all have different ones too, try another
move. GAMMA DESTROYER!!
(Tim transforms into a small
jet plane)
Jason: Cool! ROLLING CUTTER! *tosses another flaming pumpkin*
Jason: Great...
Super
Chaos: *regains conscience* What happend? *He stares
at the Six*
Gary: *flys though the air with his golden wings* ICE UPPERCUT!
(Iceman drops down missiles
on the ground)
Tim: *as a Jet* I'm a transformer! Look at me! *flies through
the air*
IRA: FIRE BLASTER! *IRA starts glowing with energy*
Andon: Ahhhh...what the heck. THUNDER BEAM! *small pink clouds
form around Andon and form a shield*
Super
Chaos: *is to confused to attack*
Scott: HYPER BOMBS! *he starts shooting rounds from his newly
designed machine gun*
Gary: *flys around with his golden wings and drops missiles*
Andon: *makes his pink clouds fly around*
IRA: *whips around his green towl and uses his glowing energy
to run extremely fast in circles*
Tim: *flies around in his Jet mode*
Jason: *sits down boredly and throws more flaming pumpkins*
Super
Chaos: *reflections of the Six's attacks appear
in his eyes as he has a nervous break down*
(The Six continue to use their
new weird abiltiies)
Super
Chaos: STOOOOOPPP!!!!
Tim,
Jason, Scott, IRA, Gary,
and Andon: *They all stop what they are doing*
Tim: *reforms back to normal* Crips, I got so caught up with
these new gadgets that I forgot about Super Chaos.
(The others nod in agreement)
Tim: Welp, we are ready to fight you now...so put up your...
Super
Chaos: *sweeting nervously* FORGET IT! YOU GUYS
FREAK ME OUT! *he retreats and runs into the energy
sheild he put up*
Super
chaos: Darn! Forgot about that. *he deactivates
it and runs like hell* FREAKS! THEY ARE FREAKS I TELL
YA!
The Crowd: *looks at
the Six weirdly and walk off*
Tim: Some heroes we turned out to be. We freaked the heck
out of everyone.
Jason: True that. At least these powers will wear off eventually.
IRA: You may not miss 'em...but I will
Andon: Bah. I like my Electric abilities anyway. They don't
call me Elecman for nothing.
Gary: Better than Pink Cloud Man.
Scott: Are we forgetting something...?
(Still in the ware house)
Gauntlet: *still tied up* Okay guys...you can release me now...
hello? HEY!!! Anyone out there?!
Tim,
Jason, Gary, IRA, Scott, and Andon: Nah.
(The Six flick their fingers
and vanish away in a puff of smoke)
Narrator: At least the
spell has worn off. Gauntlet actually uses that trick.
END!
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