The
Wonderswan Team:
Fighting For Justice!
Konroman:Howdey
friends! I'm Konroman! The leader of this team! Welcome
to one of our happy adventures! We just recently formed
up our own team, and are awaiting to go into action!
Compassman: Did you tell them that we suc......
Konroman: Quiet! Anyways, welcome to our adventure!
Special
Note: This special addition S6 Epilogue was done for Sanity's Epilogue contest. Let's hope that my
Epilogue wins! This epilogue was also partially written
by Gauntlet. Vote for me!
Some
Guy: We can't afford a narrator so....*another team
member mumbling in the back* Ahem! Anyways, The City
of Megaopolis! A quiet...peaceful town.............................
UNLESS YOU WANT TO IGNORE THE GIANT RENEGADE ROBOT!
Giant Renegade Robot: *ROAR!!*
Roll: AAAHHHHHH!! Someone help me!
Mysterious
Figure: Don't worry! We're here to save you!
Roll: Oh thank god...the Sinister Six!
Giant Renegade Robot: *panics* The Sinister Six!?
Mysterious
Figure: No...not The Sinister Six. It's us! The...
Roll: *interrupts* Oh...um. The Mechanical Maniacs!
Giant Renegade Robot: *panics* The Mechanical Maniacs!?
Mysterious
Figure: NO! Let me tell you who...
Roll: *interrupts* Cossack's Creations!
Giant Renegade Robot: *panics* The Cossack's Creations!?
Mysterious
Figure: NOOOO!!!
Roll: Tech Tyrants?
Mysterious
Figure: Nope.
Roll: Wily's Warriors
Mysterious
Figure: No.
Roll: Robot Raiders?
Mysterious
Figure: *sighs* No.
Giant Renegade Robot: The Megaman PC Team?
Bulletman: THE MEGAMAN PC TEAM!? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
Konroman: They can't be more popular than us!
(Seven figures emerge from the darkness)
Roll: Who are you?
(The lights go out and intro music begins)
Giant Renegade Robot: Had to say it didn't you?
Roll: Oh noo...*looks at her watch*
Konroman: I'm Konroman! The Fiery leader!
Komunuman: *plays his floot*
Compassman: I'm Compassman! The ladies expert! *approaches Roll
with a warm embrace*
Roll: *hisses like a cat*
Compassman: Yewoch Woman!
AirConman: * inside our...I mean "The Wonderswan Team's Base!"
(Actually their base is a old, gutted building, worse
off that the Mechanical Maniacs old Wearhouse!)
Compassman: Hey! AirCon! Turn it up! I'm hot in here!
AirConman: Alright! Hold your horses! *turns his fan on high* Jeeezze.
Komunuman: Well...he can't fight worth a damn...but he sure keeps
us cool.
AirConman: I'm getting worked overtime here! Can't you guys go
buy some air CONDITIONING!!
Bulletman: Oh stop complaining! We all gotta pull our own weight
around here.
AirConman: OH yeah? What exactly do you do to help us?
(Komunuman and Compassman both look at Bulletman with
glares)
Bulletman: I take out the garbage...every night.
Komunuman: No...you get the Clock guys to do the work for you.
Compassman: Yeah...pick on our little gibberish speaking friends.
(At that moment Konroman and both Clockmen come piling
in)
Clockman
#1: Mesa blooom blaaa ya...smacka!
Clockman
#2: Nooo? Ying Yang...Mosa Diesa!
Komunuman: What did they say Konroman?
Konroman: They said we need to get off our butts and look for
some villains to beat.
Compassman: I agree...something must be up.
Clockman
#1 and #2: Up? Up up up up up. *Clockman 1 flings
Clockman 2 into the air and attempts to catch him, but
instead knocks over stuff*
Konroman: Don't say the "U" word...it gets them riled up...
Komunuman: It's a good thing there's nothing in value in here...but
why do they do that anyway?
Konroman: It's a trick I'm teaching them...whenever I say the
word "you know what" they perform a neat attack...but
they haven't got it right yet. Clockman 1 hasn't caught
#2 yet.
Everyone: Oh...
(silence)
Compassman: *nasty grin* Up.
Clockman
#1 and #2: Up? Up up up up up.*Clockman 1 flings
Clockman 2 into the air and attempts to catch him, but
instead knocks into Compassman*
Compassman: Ouch!! Get off me you twit!
AirConman: Heck...that'll do in a pitch too.
Konroman: Yeah...but what good is the attack if we don't have
any villains to fight.
Bulletman: Yeah...doesn't help us much either since Quint fired
us and went after those Mechanical Maniacs.
(They all sigh and agree)
Clockman
#1: YOU FIRED! *points and laughs*
Clockman
#2: YOU FIRED! *points and laughs*
Konroman: Do you guys have to joke about everything!?
(silence)
Clockman
#2: *quietly* You fired...*laughs at Clockman
#1*
Clockman
#1: You Fired too...
Clockman
#2: *covers his mouth in amazement and fear*
(At that moment something was heard from outside the
building)
AirConman: Hey...look at all those people running...must be trouble..
Komunuman: No...looks like a job. *grins*
(And
so, the flashback ends.....)
Komunuman: And that's how we got here.
Roll: I don't care! If you can beat the stupid monster I'll
be happy!
Konroman: Alright, team ....... INTO ACTION!
AirConman: I shall blow you away with my fan of DOOM!
(Airconman
uses his fans mightily, but to no avail!
Bulletman: Stand back, friends, for the renegade robot cannot survive
my zooming speed attack!
(Bulletman
flies into the air, but is deflected off the renegade
robot's hard shell.)
Renegade
Robot: *sigh.......*
Compassman: Watch out! For there is no way he can withstand my pointy
needle of disaster!
(Compassman
separates and his top half zooms upwards poking the
renegade robot in the eye!)
Renegade
Robot: AOOOOWWWW!
Compassman: Ha-hah! Take that, you -
(The
Renegade robot swats Compassman out of the way.)
Konroman: Komunu Man! You're up!
Komunuman: Uh, no ..... I think not.
Konroman: What!? As the coolest among us and with the powerful
doppler attack, you're bound to win!
Komunuman: But I am a monk and a pacifist. The only reason I fought
Rockman was because he fired on me first. I cannot be
involved.
Clockman
#1: Then it's time for me!
Clockman
#2: And me!
Clockman: We shall stop time and perform a dance until the robot's
brain turns to mush!
Roll: STOP!! That cure may be worse than the diese!
Konroman: ........ We must find the golden peach!
Roll: The golden peach?
Komunuman: But the golden Peach is miles away! We'd never make
it in time!
Konroman: We have no other choice!
Clockman
#1:We have a choice! A choice to ..... run!!
(The
renegade robot goes on a spree trying to stomp on the
Wonderswan team!)
Renegade
Robot: Stand still you pest!
Bulletman: Run! Run!
(On
happenstance, Gauntlet is walking by the area eating
bananas.)
Gauntlet: Ahhhhhh ..... gotta love a good banana.
(Gauntlet
casually throws the banana. peel right into the path
of the rampaging robot causing him to trip!)
Renegade
Robot: Whuu??
Compassman: Oh, dear.
(The
Renegade Robot falls on top of all the Wonderswan team,
crushing them under his bulk! Our heroes have won .......
but at a tragic cost.......)
(Elsewhere....)
Gary: BENNNN!!!
Ben: oops sorry...didn't know you were up.
Gary: Well...I think it comforts the rest of the team
that the family dog is digesting in your stomach.
Tim: Some heroes we turned out to be. We weren't even
in this adventure!
Scott: Hey - LOOK!
Crowd:
Look it's the Sinister Six! They've defeated the giant
robot! Let's give them medals!
Andon: They think we beat the robot!I don't think I feel comfortable
with becoming household name like this. Taking another
person's credit.
Jason: Well then you can leave.
IRA: Yes! Give us medals! Medals and silver dollars for
everyone!
END!
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