The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Hey Cyclone
Man, thanks for coming, are you ready?
Cyclone_Man99: Yes, let's get this
over with. I don't like interviews that much.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Okay, I love doing
interviews! First question. Why do you like Mega Man, and his games?
Cyclone_Man99: There's a diffrence
between doing interviews, and being interviewed (which I don't like), but
anyways...to answer your question. I enjoy playing Mega Man games because of the
Robot Masters. I've always loved to see which new robots would appear in the NES
games.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man:
Intresting. A lot of Mega Man fans love those kewl Robot Master designs. Which
leads me to my next question. If you had an idea for a Robot Master, what would
his name be and his weapons.
Cyclone_Man99: I would make a robot
called "Crater Man". His design and sprite, you can see at Glitch's Video
Extreme Page. He would have space-like powers. And he'd have a long stinging
tail. He would be a tough opponent.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Yes, I remember
seeing that sprite. It's pretty good, and he looks sweet!
Cyclone_Man99: Thanks.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: You really don't
like interviews do you? I was hoping this would have a little more humor to
it...much like Megamanxtreme and Fanwegie's interviews.
Cyclone_Man99: Maybe you should
interview them. I mean, I'm greatful that you chose me to interview first, but
I'm not really the comedy type. I know you are though. :)
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: You're no
fun.
Cyclone_Man99:
What?
The_Powerful_Ice_Man:
Anyways...next question. If you could choose to be you're favorite...
Cyclone_Man99: What do you mean I'm no
fun. I outta cream you!
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: I was kidding. I was
just trying up spice this interview up a little. Anyways. If you could be your
favorite Mega Man character for a day, who would it be and what would you
do?
Cyclone_Man99: Okay...I
would be Cut Man, and I would give my friend a hair cut, because his hair keeps
on growing and growing. I tell you man, he could be the next Harry from Harry
The Hendersons.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Cool. Now, Have you
had any wierd Mega Man expeirences?
Cyclone_Man99: Huh?
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: I mean, have you had
any Mega Man dreams, or seen something wierd in Mega Man games, or anything
unusual that has happend to you, Mega Man related.
Cyclone_Man99: Yeah, I had a weird
dream once.
(long pause)
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: TELL US ABOUT
IT!!!
Cyclone_Man99: Oh,
sorry, no need to get harsh...I dreamt once that I was Dr. Wily and I sent every
single Robot Master out to destroy Mega Man. He got by each and everyone of
them. Somehow I had all the robots powers, and I used most of them on Mega Man,
but they'd all bounce off him. When he beat me, he revealed that he was Dr.
Wily, and I was Mega Man.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Weird.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Next question. Do
you think Capcom has givin up on our little blue hero? I mean we don't really
see anymore Mega Man titles as much as we used to.
Cyclone_Man99: I donno. You're best
question. I hope we haven't seen the last of Mega Man. And even if Capcom did
"drop" him, all of Mega Man's fans have not. All of his fans will always create
more games, music, and sprites, like he never really has been dropped. We will
continue the Mega Man Saga that Capcom started.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: You know what?
*sniff* That was touching. *blows nose* *sniff* I loved it!
Cyclone_Man99: All right! That's
enough of that!
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: You got that quote
from Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life!
Cyclone_Man99: So?
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: This is a Mega Man
interview, not a Rocko Interview.
Cyclone_Man99: ............
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: You, know what. I
like that show too. And Filburt is my favorite character. But this is wasting up
a good 1200 megs of my space so....
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: My last question for
this interview. Are you ready?
Cyclone_Man99: It's about time. I
don't know how much more I can take.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: About that free
membership to Orlando, I kinda tricked you into this interview. Is it ok if I
pay you with this casino token instead?
Cyclone_Man99: WHAT!? YOU MEAN I DID
ALL OF THIS FOR NOTHING!!!
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Now Cyclone
Man...wait! Put down the table. Take it easy, I didn't relize you were gullable
enough to belive I had a free ticket to Orlando. *laughs*.
The_Powerful_Ice_Man: Okay...this raps up
our......*dodges chair* interview for today.....*dodges another chair*...see you
all next time!!
Interview gets cut off by a table smashing the camera.