Interview with Justin Timberlake (Of N 'Sync)

Bah! This section is retired! I don't even like NStink anymore! Backstreet Boys forever! Anyways, this shit is funny, so I'm gonna keep it anyway.

INTERVIEW WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

Hi I’m Gary (Ice Man). I’m conducting an interview with a celebrity for an assignment. I choose Justin Timberlake. This isn’t my first interview, but I think it's hilarious!! BTW, I never actually met Justin, this is only for fun!
Remember, I admire Justin a lot...so I really don't mean any harm to diss him.

Interviewer (Gary (Ice Man)): So Justin, how are you?
Justin: In the hooooouseeee! Yo, Gary, I’m just kickin’ it. Word up?
Gary: Uh-huh. So, my first question for you is, what is your favorite thing to do, besides sing?
Justin: Well, I’m such a balla’. I’ve got real hops ya know.
Gary: Hops? Balla’?
Justin: True-Dat!
Gary: Whatever Justin. Anyways, do you have a girlfriend right now, or are you single?
Justin: Well, I haven’t really seen any fly hotties recently, Bye the way, why do you have the nickname Ice Man?
Gary: I’ll be asking the questions Blondie! Capessh?
Justin: Totally Crunk man.
Gary: Excuuuuuuuse me? Don’t you know English? Even a simple yes or no would have been better! No one understands you!!! Let me try another question. What kinds of things do you and the rest of the N Sync members do?
Justin: Well, sometimes we go crusin’ in JC’s hooptie. My Benz is way more fly then that old hooptie, but nooooo, ‘Let’s go in my carrrrr...’ JC always says. He’s buggin’. Otherwise I go down to the crib to chill with my mom.
Gary: Ummm…..Next question. What kind of things do you look for in a girl?
Justin: Well, she has to like me. She has to like my hair, my voice, my looks, my clothes, me, me, me! (Breaks into a Mya song) It’s all about me, me, me. Forget about you, you, you. So whatcha gonna do, do, do. Are ya gonna get it up? (Stops singing and clears his throat) Excuse me. Anyways, she’s also gotta be sweet, dope, fly, and give me some props, then we could get the hook-up.
Gary: Ummm...sure...whatever...but...WHAT is wrong with you? Oh well, I guess we’ll never know. Now, how would you describe the other members of the band?
Justin: I’m the hottie with the best voice...and ummm...
Gary: (interupts)OTHER guys, Justin. Not you.
Justin: Oh! Well, JC’s Mr. Perfect...always the good boy. He won’t even let me go clubbin’ and parlaying at night. I gotta sneak out. Joey’s the Mack daddy...and Chris...Chris is a wack guy. Crunk, if you know what I mean. Who’s left? Oh yeah, Lance. Poor Poo-Fu. Nevermind that...Lance is Mr. Religious. Goes to church like...every day! Wack.
Gary: Well, they sound...interesting. What would you do to me if I ask "WHY?" one more time?
Justin: Chill Man, answer ya.
Gary: Um…I guess that’s all for now...
Justin: Well look Ice Man. I gotta bounce now, but maybe you can lay off on being so bug, if you know what I mean. This interview was CrUnK. Boo- yaa! Later boy. And for all you fans out there, I’ll catch ya’ll later.
Gary: No, I don’t know what you mean. We’ll see. Anyways, that concludes our interview with Justin Timberlake from N’Sync.
Justin: (interupts)Oh where’s that DL Tv you so called promised me after the interview?
Gary: You’ll get it when I feel like giving it to you…
"From this point on Justin started getting violent and I figured it would be best to cut off the interview here"

I hope this at least made you laugh a little. And no offense to Justin Timberlake lovers.