By: Iceman
This is a small rpg I was writing up the other day and thought it was quite humorous.
*This epilogue takes place some time in Series 3 ......*
The four darkened figures which rightfully blended in to the darkness walk down the long hallway. Expecting anything to come out from the shadows.
Ben: Welp, I don't see much, Gauntlet you're the expert in darkness, can't you navigate us through?
Gauntlet: *lurking from behind* Of course, my ninja-abilties will get us through!
Gary and Sanity: Oh boy...
Ben: *behind Sanity* Can't you get your stone butt moving? You walk to slow.
Sanity: Well, when you're a big behemouth like me, I'd like to see you run.
Gary: Hey Gauntlet, can you see that light up ahead of us?
Gauntlet: *remains silent*
Gary: GAUNTLET!! *whams Gauntlet*
Gauntlet: *fades away then from atop the rafters* Tis' was a Hologram.
Ben, Sanity, and Gary: -_- I hate it when he does that.
Gauntlet: *jumps down* Now, if you guys will stop playing around we can continue.
Gary: *looks at Gauntlet funny* ICE SLASHER!!
Gauntlet: *fades away then from atop the rafters* Tis' was a Hologram.
Gary: DAMNIT!!
Ben: Gary, simmer down man.
Gauntlet: *jumps down* Now, if you guys will stop playing around we can continue.
Gary: *whistles quietly while acting innocent*
Sanity: I don't like that look on his face
Gary: *jumps Gauntlet with a mallet*
Gauntlet: *fades away then from atop the rafters* Tis' was a Hologram.
Ben: Give up yet?
Gary: I will not rest until I land a hit on him...
Gauntlet: *jumps down* Now, if you guys will stop playing around we can continue.
Ben: You can stop saying that Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: Well, if Ice would just stop messing around I would.
Gary: *at lightning speed attacks Gauntlet*
Gauntlet: *fades away then from atop the rafters* Tis' was a Hologram.
Sanity: I'm beginning to wonder if all G is is a hologram.
(Suddenly a rock hits Gauntlet on the head)
Gauntlet: Ouch!!
(The four look up at a Large Mech sitting on top of a hill)
Mech: Got one of 'em...now too...
*Gets cut off as Gary jumps onto the cliff and starts beating up the large mech*
Gary: I WANT TO HIT GAUNTLET!!! NOT YOU!! MEEEE!!! *Gary loses his control and bombs the Mech into thousands of pieces*
Sanity: Wow, didn't have to lift a finger.
Ben: Don't want to piss Gary off.
Gauntlet: Wow, nice going Gary.
Gary: *stares at the three below*
Gary: *snaps his fingers and large ice pillars comes out from under Gauntlet*
Gauntlet: *fades away* Tis' was a Hologram.
Gary: *Immediately plants an Ice Bomb on the rafters*
(Large Explosion)
Gauntlet: *fades away* Tis' was a Hologram. *appears on another rafter*
Gauntlet: *jumps down* Now, if you guys will stop playing around we can continue.
Gary: AHHHHHHH!!!!! *shoots himself*
Ben: *pokes Gary with a stick* I don't think he'll be getting up anytime soon...
The End