SNL Part 4: The Final Part...Yay!
By Gary (Iceman)
Gary: Welp, the show's just about over. We hoped we provided enough entertainment for our viewers and Audience:...
Audience: *in crutches and straight jackets*
Gary: *snickers to himself*
Gauntlet: You've got to admit though. My game show was the biggest hit of the lot.
Gary: Nah. My little stunt was the best so far!
Jonathan: *all blackened in ashes* Can someone please....call a doctor...I can't feel my left leg...
Lennon: *walks into the studio*
Ben: Oh no...
Lennon: This fight isn't over yet.
Gauntlet: Did you just super Glue all your parts back on?
Lennon: Yeah...but It's enough to once and for all defeat that menacing Magma Dragoon. *Body part fall off*
Gauntlet: 0_0
(Lights soon shine on Sanity who is standing 30 feet on a high platform)
Everyone: ........
Sanity: Now it's time for my brave and super stunt! I'm going to drop from this stand....into that 32 ounce glass of water!
Gauntlet: Sanity really wanted to pull this SNL thing out of the water...but now he's really done it...
Xelloss: *appears by Gauntlet* Well...this show does kinda suck Mr. Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: No one asked you...
Ben: *tries to keep his rage under control*
Man in Audience: He'll never do it...I mean...he's bigger than...
Sanity: *hisses*
Man in Audience: *shuts up*
Sanity: Here I....
Xelloss: *appears by Sanity* Let's make this more intresting Mr. Sanity! *waves his hand and now Sanity is 100 feet in the air and the glass turned into a 8 ounce cup*
Sanity: What the *censored*!
Xelloss: This outta please the crowd more...*pushes Sanity off the perch*
Sanity: *falling* WHEN I....SAID I'D PLEASE THE CROWD.....NOT LIKE THIS!!!! *everyone turns their heads away*
Gauntlet: Goodness. Had no idea something like that could fit into an 8 ounce cup of water...
Xelloss: I dear hope no kids were watching Mr. Gauntlet.
Gauntlet: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHANGED EVERYTHING!
Xelloss: I was only helping Mr. Sanity by bringing the show out of the water.
Gary: Maybe...*picking up the glass with Sanity in it* Now how are we going to get him out of the water?
Jonathan: A little help here...
Ben: Well, the show's almost over. We gotta do the grand final! *everyone looks at Gary*
Gary: What?
Gauntlet: You were supposed to come up with the final act...
Gary: Oops...
Gauntlet, Lennon, Ben, and Sanity (inside the glass): 0_0
Gauntlet: Great...I suppose I"ll have to use my genius then.
Ben: Can I roast Xelloss for the grand finale?
Xelloss: Now that's not sportsman like Ben... *waves his hand and Ben's mouth is zipped shut*
Ben: Mmmphhhh...!!
Jonathan: How about...for the grand finalle...you guys take me to the hospital...
Gary: *sets the glass down on the ground* Well Sanity...any ideas?
Sanity: *in the glass looks at Iceman with a mean look*
Lennon: I have an idea...*blows his whistle*
*Needle Gal comes out*
Audience: *cheers*
Gauntlet: SIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
*Everyone looks at the polls and sees a list of all the characters that have stared on SNL and see that Needle Gal was the most popular character*
Gauntlet: Nobody liked my Game show?
Gary: Nobody liked my stunt?
Jonathan: I would really like some pain medication...
Ben: *muffles something and glares at Xelloss*...
*leaves*
Gary: This bites...I got S6 adventures to worry about...*leaves*
*leaves*
Sanity: *hops off the set in the glass bubbling words not good to be mentioned right now*
Gauntlet: And here...I thought was the spot light stealer...
Lennon: Ah well. You know what they say. Needle Gal can control the show.
Gauntlet: I never heard that saying!
Lennon: Well...it's a saying all right!?
Gauntlet: *sighs* Fine.
Jonathan: Please.....help.....me.....losing fucus...
Gauntlet: I guess we all learned something today...
Xelloss: Always make the show better than it already is Mr. Gauntlet?
Gauntlet: No....
Lennon: Let Needle Gal handle the ratings so we all take the credit?
Gauntlet: Exactly!
*cheering from outside*
Lennon: What exactly is she doing anyway?
Needle Gal: *mimicing Gauntlet with a Shadow Blade on her head* ....Thanks to my counterfiet Money device!
*Everyone laughs*
Needle Gal: *puts on a parka and grabs a wooden mallet* WHACK, WHACK, WHACK!
*Everyone laughs*
Lennon: I don't believe it. She's benefiting off our jokes and stunts...
Gauntlet: Yet they didn't enjoy it when we "actually" did it.
Lennon: That Needle Gal...she's got it made for show business.
Gauntlet: Let's just end this stupid thing ALREADY!
Jonathan: Hurting.....badly....Hello?
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